Menu Close

Celtic Diary Sunday June 12: The Least Favourite Waste Of Time

International football, a sort of methadone substitute for the real thing, is in full swing just now, with something called the nations league, which promises to be as successful as it’s namesake formed by Woodrow wilson after the First World War.


The idea is, i think, to put teams of similar ability into groups of three or four to enable weaker teams to get to the finals of tournaments, in the way that fat kids get a trophy at the school sports day to show they’ve tried.


With the licensed trade suffering however, the absence of pub teams means Scotland have been drawn to play Armenia, who they beat as the Asian side had travelled bloody miles to get to Glasgow, and Ireland, who they didn’t, because their manager knows a bit about football.


There’s another game on Tuesday, though I can’t be arsed finding out who against.



Ireland beat Scotland 3-0, and although Steve ” We Never Start” Clarke won’t have learned anything from last night’s match, I’d like to think I spotted a thing or two.



Regular diary readers…not sure if the plural is strictly accurate here…. would have noticed me harping on over the last few years about Celtic strikers having a tendency to shoot straight at the keeper.


Bearing in mind that during training sessions that keeper would have been Craig Gordon, Ireland showed us why Celtic players were probably confounded on match day when opposition keepers didn’t obligingly move out of the way like Gordon does.



We may also be on the point of spotting why Celtic failed to capitialise on corners, as flinging over a high ball in training against Gordon would have also resulted in a goal, whereas in the real world, other keepers tend to organise their defence and deal with it.



And if anyone else mentions the failure of Celtic to land John McGinn, or keep Andy Robertson, then perhaps football isn’t for you.



Oh…someone has just pointed out that Scotland travel to Armenia for a match on Tuesday.



I understand that guys like Calum MacGregor and Tony Ralston are proud of playing for their country, but maybe it’s time to phone in with a broken toe nail or something.


As the human mind has to eject old information when accepting anything new, there’s a real worry that anything Steve Clarke says might replace the good stuff planted in their minds by Ange Postecoglou.



Ukraine are the fourth memeber of the grouo, and Scotland play them twice in September, if they’re still around, although they are getting help from other European nations in their struggle with Russia.


In fact, they’re getting all sorts of help from everywhere, with their president recently thanking the French for some aircraft, the Americans for some intelligence data and Steve clarke for playing Grant Hanley at centre half.



You’ve probably guessed I’m not in favour of the SFA works team.



Meanwhile, back at the ranch, work continues on that difficult second season, and the media are going all out to play it down.


They’ve no idea what is going on behind the scenes, and are reduced to making things up or simply partaking in idle speculation, but one is beginning to wonder if, in fact, they are fully aware of what’s going on but don;t want to tell their readers because one particular section, the one that should be sectioned, wouldn’t like it one little bit.



Contrary to the marketing model employed by the SPFL and SFA, the Celtic manager, and by consequence, the board, isn;t remotely interested in how things are developing, or not developing , anywhere else in Scotland.


This time round, we’re hearing that one particular club/company is going to be left to drown in it’s own excrement.


As a result, there are a lot of puff pieces about what “rangers ” need to do to get their title back, with ideas all based around them spending big.


Which, of course, is tricky when you have neither the money to do so or the means to raise it.



Where, for instance, Celtic are going about their business in a swift and decisive manner, with those no longer part of the managers plans released, and those he wants taken care of, the other lot are desperately trying to find some good news…







The Record “Saturday Jury ” discussed Charlie Nicholas’s claim that “rangers ” need six signings to keep up with Celtic….and they couldn’t bring themselves to admit even Nicholas can see there’s a gap, and he has to take a dog with him when he goes out for a walk.



The jury, Craig Swan, Michael Gannon and Andy “My mate john Beaton got death threats ” Newport, pictured here…



Set of Three Wise Monkeys Ornaments in Antique Silver Finish : Home & Kitchen


were unamimous in re-arranging the deck chairs….




What do you make of Charlie Nicholas’ claim Rangers need up to six new players to compete with Celtic?

CS: Not a lot. There was very little between the teams last season. It won’t take six signings to change it.

AN: It’s a bit over the top. Rangers were not that far away and the effects of fighting on four fronts did for them.

If they keep the likes of Kent and Morelos then it will only take a couple of strong additions to ensure another nip-and-tuck title fight.

MG: It seems a lot given they were not far off last season but there might be something in it.

Celtic will be stronger and if there are two or three key exits from Ibrox they’ll need to get busy. Five first-team ready signings may not be a stretch.  



Not one mention of any fincial issues at ibrox, such as the settlement with Ashley or the price fixing charge from the retail watchdog.


Or anything else we don;t know about.



When asked about a possible “rangers ” rebuild, Ange Postecoglou said


fuck them, mate, i’m not interested


Well, he would have done if anyone asked him, but they won;t, becuase they’d really not rather mentioning that he really doesn;t care what they do.



Which is a refreshing change from the insular attitude of our club in years gone by.



The manager has said he wants to make his mark in Europe, and seems to be building a squad with that in mind.



What’s also interesting is that the players know they are not guaranteed a place in the first team, as the manager rotates his players almost seamlessly, and such is the “buzz about the place “, , as one man who knew a biot about Celtic and how to play football would have said, none of the players seem to mind that. and could even be said to be enjoying it.



There’s a video doing the rounds of a suitably refreshed Joe Hart singing along with fans while he’s on holiday about his captian, Calum MacGregor.



There’s also a video of him bustng his balls in the gym ahead of pre season training.



Ange Postecoglou is noted for having a stronger second season than his first, and whilst that doesn;t guarantee success , it guarantees application.



And that’s all we can ask for.



Yesterday, we had this….







Lewis Maclean
 1 day ago

Caption- A cow, a bitch, and a Witch. oh and two young lassies.   







Iconic images of London in the 1950s and 60s captured by street  photographer | Daily Mail Online








4.8 9 votes
Article Rating
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
2 years ago

The rangers mens and ladies squad get ready for pre season training.

Steve Brown
2 years ago
Reply to  JoeKSG

The Stoke CSC stop off at Tebay Services for a break on the way back from the last game of the season. Driver second left

2 years ago

Caption: SFA premier class travel to Armenia?

Paul Cochrane
2 years ago

“5 penalties to Rangers!”

Pat Higney
2 years ago

In scenes reminiscent of Jonestown and its Kool Aid, Largs seafront shows the after effects of wee Jeanie’s chip shop offer of 2 for 1 for pensioners.

2 years ago

Auld bloke in the middle tells his pals, “when Aggie wears they Tena Lady pants, it’s jist like sleeping oan wan ay they Hypnos beds if ye can ignore the reek a pish.

2 years ago

The rangers photo shoot for the 5 stellar signings that Charlie nickerkess suggested

Patrick O Hara
2 years ago


Patrick O Hara
2 years ago

Paddy on the railway picking up stones
Along came the engine and broke Paddy’s bones
Oh said Paddy that’s not fair
So said the engineman I really don’t care

2 years ago

A pocket full of posies
A-tishoo, a-tishoo
We all fall down.

2 years ago

Caption …

Gentleman in the middle “thinks”…

Fur feks sake aggie furgot her knickers again ,so I’ve got tae sit like this so her Bush isnae on show…

2 years ago

Caption: Peter Sutcliffe tribute act

2 years ago

Caption: Etims regulars await an interesting thread from Mr Malph

2 years ago

Caption: Mike in the middle awaits B & Q Tuesday 25 % off Harris tweed wellies sale.

2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

M, I’m thinking from your comment that Mike is okay.
That’s nice to know. I noticed ‘charlie’ had asked about him recently so he should be assured too now. All good.
Now I’ve lots to do today……..

2 years ago

Celtic defence in training for next season ……. it’s going to be such a dawdle.

2 years ago

“The Broons” having a rest in Fleetwood….

Tim Buffy
2 years ago

Scotland defence put set piece expert Austin McPhee’s tactics into action.

2 years ago

Catnap ye say?
Looks mare like a fatnap!

2 years ago

A still from Gavin Strachan’s tactics’ ipad on how to attack and also defend corners.

2 years ago

Harry Styles shambles at Ibrox as 5 teenagers patiently wait at the front of the queue to get in

2 years ago

Play deid, Sevco will no sign us

Ah, the Scotland team, only worry is if a Celtic player will get a career ending injury, but they are an extension of the brotherhood as can be seen by Clarke back room team. Remember people wanting him at a Celtic, but God did us a favour when we got the man from down under

Andrew Coyle
2 years ago

CAPTION.Hibs unveil the new statue to their Famous Five

Andrew Coyle
2 years ago

SEVCO get ready for the unisex Tennents Five a side team

Andrew Coyle
2 years ago

CAPTION,Big Peter gives his heated driveway workers a wee break

An Occasional Contributor
2 years ago

In Feb 2012 Captain White and survivors from the stricken vessel HMS Rangers 1872 freshly washed up on the shore of Largs was asked how he felt about the loss of his first love simply replied
“Life’s a beach ,Then ye marry wan “

2 years ago


That’ll be happy hour over for another day.

2 years ago

Reverend Mason Boyne’s stirring address thrills the multitude at this year’s Orange Multicultural Jamboree.

Uibh fhaili
2 years ago

Engine room workers take a wee nap in 2012 waiting for the fun to start

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: Billy when you said we had come down to Larne to protest against a hard border I didn’t think it would be that hard sure now.

2 years ago

The SFA Financial Fair Play Committee investigate *rangers accounts.

Follow us on Twitter @ETimsNet

Discover more from eTims

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading