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Celtic Diary Monday June 13: But It’s Different Now

In seasons gone by, we’d be panicking about upcoming UCL qualifiers and being ready for them, which inevitably would come too soon and end in abject misery . which meant that the siginings we wanted wouldn’t come and we’d end up with players that were the managers third or even lower choices.

 

And if they found somewhere that paid more we’d get a few loans sorted.

 

These days, all we have to moan about is international football.

 

Even that raises a smile now and again , with Georgios Giakoumakis, Daezen Maeda and Liel Abada all scoring for their respective countries, interestingly at the beginning of their international careers.

 

The latter being brought to media attention and having a £17m valuation put on his talents, which in the past would have had him for sale at the first opportunity.

 

In fact, given the wealth of talent in the forward positions just now, a previous CEO would almost certainly have been leaving post it notes on the managers desk asking if we really needed all these players…

 

Even the unthinkable and unlikely event of Jota not signing a permanent deal won’t be a tragedy, just a major disappointment.

 

 

When he is secured, that will take the Celtic spend to £12m in the first few days of the transfer window, and there’s more to come.

 

 

No wonder we don’t see or hear much of Peter Lawwell these days. He’s probably in therapy.

 

 

Just the thought of building from a position of strength was completely alien to the previous regime, and the period of relaxation that we as a club seem to be undergoing is such a change from the usual summer that they must be wondering why they never thought of it before.

 

 

 

The Record has a feature called the ” Jury  “, which comprises of their leading ( relatively speaking ) football reporters, and the format involves asking them key questions and noting their opinions. Which are always good for a laugh.

 

Today’s jury is Keith Jackson, Craig Swan, Gordon Waddell and Andy Newport.

 

 

Do Celtic need to find a partner for Cameron Carter-Vickers?

KEITH : Carl Starfelt came onto a game in the second half of last season and deserves to stay in the team. But there’s a mistake in the big Swede all the same and he could benefit from being challenged for his position.

CRAIG : Ange Postecoglou needs another centre-half. Nir Bitton has gone and Christopher Jullien didn’t get a shot at it. Once he’s signed, it’ll be up to the individual to oust the Swede.

GORDON : The need for a bit of height in the Celtic defence was an issue all last season and it’s something which must be on their recruitment list.

ANDY : Starfelt has certainly improved since his early Parkhead days but there’s no doubt he’s still capable of the odd lapse in concentration. Finding someone with the full package won’t come cheap and that may mean they have to stick with the Swede having splashed out £6m on CCV, with a similar amount needed to nail down Jota too.   

 

 

Celtic conceded just 22 goals in 38 league games last season, which suggests the defence isn’t as bad as they would like you to think.

 

Which means the headline accompanying the article is a little bit of exaggeration….

 

 

Celtic transfer priorities could force signing compromise in key area

 

 

Celtic have three centre halves more than capable of performing at SPFL level, Welsh, Carter Vickers and Starfelt. Another one is needed if a serious challenge is to be mounted in Europe,  and what terrifies the pundits is that Celtic will get one.

 

Between the lines in that piece is a reluctance to accept that Celtic are already far too strong for the rest of Scotland, and they don;t even want to think about the side being strengthened, whilst where their own favourites are concerned, the only issue is….

 

Should Allan McGregor quit Rangers if he’s not going to be number one?

KEITH : That’s entirely a matter for McGregor. If he’s content to play second fiddle then why not? But the chances are he’l still be first choice if he does decide to sign a new deal.

CRAIG : No-one has the right to be No.1. McGregor would surely only stay if he can fight to stay as top pick and, given his ability, you wouldn’t bet against him.

GORDON : No. A coaching role and the challenge of continuing as number one is more than enough for a keeper who can still be a key player for the club in the campaign ahead.

ANDY : Only if regular action is still his main priority. Otherwise he’d be as well staying at a club where he has achieved legendary status.

 

 

Curiously, there are no calls to replace a man who seems to be on a downward spiral, or indeed to replace any of the Ibrox players who have already gone, or are being touted around the lower English clubs for millions…

 

 

In fact, when you consider the campaign to raise a few quid for the financially stricken new club/company, then that alone should raise alarm bells amongst their support.

 

 

But it won’t.

 

 

That’s because they are thicker than the proverbial Boxing Day jobby.

 

 

10 Reasons why we love Donna Paulsen – BuddyBits

 

 

 

They are too busy harping on about the Westminster government, who hardly ever tell lies, and UEFA, who are hardly ever suspected of corruption, recognising their 150 years of existence.

 

Yet they refuse to examine the facts, such as these…. the timeline of Rangers at company house, for instance…

 

 

Rangers FC Ltd Reg 1899 SC004276 

Rangers FC PLC Name change March 1982 SC004276

RFC 2012 PLC Name Change July 2012 SC004276

Sevco Reg 29 May 2012 SCO 425159

Sevco name Change 31 Jul 12 The Rangers Football Club Ltd SCO 425159

Rangers Football PLC 16 Nov 2012 SCO437060 who became wait for it

Rangers International Football Club PLC on   26 Nov 2012 with SCO 437060 .  

 

which was summed up by Auldheid, who understands these things, as

 

 

… one SCO to cover old Rangers and two SCOs to cover the current club/company – hardly supports the idea of continuity of a same legal entity or same corporate structure pre and post 2012.

 

 

 

Here’s a picture you can show the ones who struggle with just words….

 

 

a picture

 

 

Here’s another picture that will annoy them….

 

 

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Whilst what they do and how they do it is of no concern to our club, to us supporters it’s a long and lovely line of laughter that keeps the sun shining even when the rain falls down.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of pictures….we had this one yesterday…

 

 

Iconic images of London in the 1950s and 60s captured by street  photographer | Daily Mail Online

 

 

Tim Buffy

 

Scotland defence put set piece expert Austin MacPhee’s tactics into action.

 

 

Today, with Love Island back on the telly, we remember why Love Larkhall failed to impress the commissioning editors….but what are they talking about ?

 

 

 

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Jazzy K
13 days ago

Caption

” I’m tellin ye maw , it was this thick. Ah hud the beat it wae a stick tae get it doon the pan”

Morto
13 days ago
Reply to  Jazzy K

Can I add, “…at that jobby pub we just passed”.

the real Anton Rogan
13 days ago

Having just marched past the Jobby pub, the young hunnette explains to her Ma/sister about the lovely buffet on offer in the toilets

Honest Hoops
13 days ago

Caption; Hooray…the chippy is opening early…

Cesar
13 days ago

So the guy in the shop says the usual selfie stick is this long. Then he tells me the only way we’re gettin a selfie is to glue the phone tae a pool cue.

Andrew Coyle
13 days ago

Caption,Naw Senga i didn,t tell you to clap,i said we have got the clap(again)

Woof Charlie
13 days ago

Caption: Loyalist News spot the ball competition.

Woof Charlie
13 days ago

Caption: A mangy dog that keeps turning up years after its owner died passes Greyfiriars Bobby’s statue.

Woof Charlie
13 days ago

I agree with Starfelt comments he’s Ajer all over again and will lose the ball under no pressure that will cost us dearly in the CL. Some Championship mob will probably want to splash millions on him at some point but he’ll have cost us that already.

12 days ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

Agree, that the Record guys comments on Starfelt are pretty accurate.

The 15 goals we lost in 6 EL games, not the 22 in 38 league games, is the issue we need to address.

Disagree that he’s like Ajer, who was good at making forward runs to progress the ball to beat a high press that we struggled with badly in the last couple of games against the Huns and in Europe.

Neither CCV nor Starfelt are good at this and its an issue that needs to be addressed.

Seppington
13 days ago

“Ah hud tae push a jobby this size oot the wye so’s ah cud drink the water”

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Seppington

The ever dignified and cultural ‘author’ Steptoe just could not help but out himself either …

Shiltrum
13 days ago

Caption: Agnes how in the hell are we going to get through turnstiles this wide.

FSTB
13 days ago

Caption
Voters are turned off at the parting of the union with what’s on offer

Uibh fhaili
13 days ago

Pigs in butchers aprons…….. prefer pigs in blankets myself

Bognorbhoy
13 days ago

Caption .
Senga you know I was this close to getting me hole the other night , but the guy woke up and ran like fek and I couldnae catch him…

Naomi
13 days ago

Caption:-
Converse release their new ‘Anti-Gravity’ range.

Andrew Coyle
12 days ago
Reply to  Naomi

winner

An Occasional Contributor
13 days ago

Lycra – The 8th Wonder Of The Wurruld.

Also
“Did a toley last night that wiz that big it widda choked a blue whale Senga”

El Gringo
8 days ago

Aye, you’re a real charmer, Charlie.

Thinking about those Union Jacks must take you back to plenty of fun packed toilet incidents, does it?

After all, what’s a squaddie’s job but to eat shit?

An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

Apologies in advance if you have taken any offence.
I will of course pay for a new flute if you have inadvertently snapped yours after reading my attempt at crass humour.

El Gringo
7 days ago

Fvck off, scumbag.

Cartvale88
13 days ago

Caption
Love Island for me next, says the Deludemol user

The Daily Ranker, what can be said, they are so brainwashed in their 1690 crap they do not see what is coming as Sevco lurch from crisis to crisis, as Celtic get stronger.

Sancheto
13 days ago

Caption – we are both fecked if the gate on this march is this wide!

Woof Charlie
13 days ago

Caption: The sun never sets on the XXXL leggings.

Luke Warmwater
13 days ago

Have you put your knickers up the flagpole again?

Patrick O Hara
13 days ago

CAPTION
I was in victoria secrets yesterday but the biggest “item” they had was only this size.

Kevin James
13 days ago

…….nae kiddin Agy a wiz lyin oan tap a oor Bully (ma bruthir) last night an ma belly wiz touchin his but ma tits were still that aff ees face

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Kevin James

The in cest again …

What makes you think of this stuff?

henkesdreadlocks
13 days ago

Caption……..

Last time I saw anything resembling these two, they were getting milked.

El Gringo
8 days ago

Aye, ye do the Celtic support proud …

Kevin James
13 days ago

1st skank , Tellin ye ma brothers knobs this size when it’s sleepin
2nd skank…….you’ve jist made that up

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Kevin James

Charming.

What made you think of in cest when you saw this picture ..?

Cesar
13 days ago

Bun 1: 3000 at this walk and we still don’t get a ride?

Bun 2: Get yer hearing aid fixed ffs! They weren’t asking how big wiz yer sash.

An Occasional Contributor
12 days ago
Reply to  Cesar

😀

Whitearra
13 days ago

Caption : ‘a wiz telt by a bloke oan the bus thit Greyfriars bobby wiz this size’

Whitearra
13 days ago

Has anyone heard what happened following the ‘broken glass in the box’ incident at Ibrox?

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Whitearra

Nothing will happen.

Nothing ever does.

Sevco rules supreme and the Celtic PLC are happy to suck it up like the toadies they are.

After all, they’re as responsible for Sevco as Charlie Green was.

obsessed with hun tears
12 days ago

the biggest knickers were only this size, far too wee.

Owen Mullions
12 days ago

Caption:”Join in Senga – if you’re a fat slag and you know it clap your hands”

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Looks more like YOU should be the one joining in, you sick minded auld fvckwit.

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Kidding everybody ye’re a ‘fair minded fellow’, but you’ve fvcked it noo, you sick filthy minded old rat.

Ho would you like a gang of Huns saying filth like this about your daughter?

Ralph should be ashamed of himself for putting up such a red rag to you clowns but you lot should not have responded with this filth and abuse and called him out for his badgering of the idiots,

But you just couldn’t help yourselves, could you, you obnoxious old scumbags?

Dombhoy
12 days ago

Must have enjoyed walking past the memorial to Jane’s Connelly on the Cowgate? The vermin only went that way because it goes past St Patricks

Dombhoy
12 days ago
Reply to  Dombhoy

James obvs!

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Dombhoy

James Addiction?

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
12 days ago

Caption….
‘ Hey Maw / Sister, did ye see whit Ah did wae thon feckin big drum?’

Or ,
‘ Big Bullie next door asked me tae blaw his flute fur him. But big as it wiz Ah coudnae get a peep oot aye it. He kept confusing me wae shouting Suck don’t blow, suck don’t blow that I ended up biting it.
It’s this size noo but the swellIn should go doon any day noo’.

El Gringo
8 days ago

Hahaha, the ever dignified JimboH shows his true colours noo …

You filthy minded auld bastart.

El Gringo
7 days ago

Good comment on James’ blog about the BBC, JimboH.

Keep that up and you might well return to being a worthwhile contributor rather than a filthy minded in cest obsessed old scumbag like so many of yer mates here.

El Gringo
7 days ago

‘Search out other non partisan news sources’ you write, juts like I’ve been advising this lot on here to do the same for the past 7 or so years …

Any particular non partisan news sources you’d like to share with us, Jim ..?

El Gringo
6 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

No, Jim ..?

(In case you missed it …)?

TicToc
12 days ago

Caption:
Blondish pig to dyed (deid?) pig, “Haw Billymina, ur you preggy?”
Billymina; “Aye, sortae. Ah goat knocked up by 24 pies fur ma dinner. You could say ah goat ‘porked’ stupit, and so ah’ll never know the faither”

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

Aye, ye’re a real charmer, Vinnie.

12 days ago

Caption “Feck sake, I said do you want some of my Leg of Lamb, not to eat my Lambeg!”

TicToc
12 days ago
Reply to  The Cha

Please someone, anyone, explain to me the nonsense of “feck” as opposed to its REAL intent. Fuck. Is it less Hail Marys in the preposterous confessional box?
Let’s get this absolutely clear: there is NO ‘good’ language and NO ‘bad’ language. ONLY language, which may convey good or bad in its content.
Wake up, it’s just another Government/Police method of arresting ‘good’ folk for doing what those bad fukkers don’t like. FFS!!
And it suits the RC church, and other churches as it’s used for mind control to scare you into oblivion whilst backing all monarchies in their 17th century styled bollox.
Just think about it. Monarchies, Heads of State, Heads of Religion.
A very tight – knit group of charlatans pretending they’re for the good. FFS!
Wake up, we’re in the 21st century (apparently) and we laugh at huns for being in the 17th? So are you! Not me as I’ve seen through this since I was about 8 years old at St Brendan’s Primary. I got a flash. It was self-belief. This religion stuff is all nonsense. Stuff and nonsense! Sleep tight.

El Gringo
6 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

Aye, spot on, Vinnie, keep telling it to the unconverted idiot choir …

I can only wish you good luck in such erstwhile endeavours, for God alone knows how much I’ve tried …

Still, always good to see such a faithful and diligent parishioner! 😀

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  The Cha

Oh, the wit ..!

Was that a ‘joke’ you heard from the BBC joke or did you make it up all by yourself?

Woof Charlie
12 days ago

Caption: How many ‘Rangers’ shares can you buy with one giro?

TicToc
12 days ago

I’ve chosen this as my ‘exit’ craic. IMHO, it’s just about perfect. Honest, unadulterated, genuine folk music by two legends, The Corries.
So far from the exiting mhan, but then again, he’s human and fallible. How many are perfect and infallible? How many think they are?
If this ‘lands’ on eTims, enjoy! AND, watch out for a challenge to laissez-faire at CP

El Gringo
6 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

Okaaay …

Desi let it through this time but tell us, Vinnie, what exactly are you trying to say here?

I’ve been banned for far less …

😉

TicToc
12 days ago

Long day and I’m Friar Fukked.
Tried to post a comment that includes a you-tube video of The Hills Of Ardmorn. Snatched into the “Awaiting for approval” nonsense. FFS, what is that shit about?

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

It’s really quite simple, just learn how to phrase them.

And don’t post links unless you put gaps between the keywords.

You’d think after all these years you’d have figured this stuff out, mate,

TicToc
12 days ago

The ‘snatching’ of some good, though maybe controversial, content has ruined this site beyond, perhaps, repair. I’ve had TWO snatched into the Oblivark in a short space of time. Not to say mine were ‘better’ than others, just to say to ‘hook’ them makes for a truly fukked-up site.
Your shout.

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

For the umpteenth time, Vinnie, it’s not Ralph or Desi doing it, it’s the AI that doesn’t like certain words.

C&P yer post then figure out what the offending word is and either remove it or stagger it.

It’s not rocket science, ffs.

BroxburnBhoy
12 days ago

Caption: loyalists harkened back to a time when the Union Jack covered three quarters of the world.

BroxburnBhoy
10 days ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

Seems like some have missed the satire here oh well!

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

Oh, aye, you’re so satirical ..

Btw, the Union Jack STILL covers three quarters of the world …

iT Juste changed its name to Commonwealth from Empire.

But numpties like yirself and Phil refuse to acknowledge the subtlety and somehow think that ‘the Empire’s over’ …

Well, I’ve news for you, Broxie, Master of Satire, the Empire will never be over, not with clowns like you n Phil around who refuse to even recognise its existence.

So many ways it’s only just begun.

And you haven’t even noticed.

TicToc
12 days ago

Joke section:
For those of an older vintage (with a sense of humour):
“Bless me father for I have sinned, I fukked a Scout”
Priest: “As long as it was that cunt from the Daily Express you’re forgiven.”

Effarr
11 days ago

Caption
The winner of the 2022 annual (anal?)
Old Firm FC Petite Ladies competition
shows the runner up
the size of the cream cookies she scoffed in training.

charlie
11 days ago

we must remember ukraine ar at war wae russia but ireland has been at war wae a mer dastardly foe for 800 years a know who am wae god bless thum

Weered
10 days ago
Reply to  charlie

We are. Still wearing them down

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  Weered

Aye, just think, in another 800 years ye might have worn them down completely.

El Gringo
6 days ago
Reply to  Weered

All kidding aside, Red, how many more centuries do you think it will take to wear them don completely..?

One?

Two?

More?

Do let us know in the comments, just so we can see how effective any ‘war’ against the real empire is, thanks …

henkesdreadlocks
11 days ago

Caption……..

‘Haw mooo, a mean Maw…..Charlie Adams sisters pants are really tiny’

charlie
11 days ago

goodness me henk av ben between a lotta legs in ma time and am no picky but a man needs tae draw a line//////

henkesdreadlocks
11 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Indeed, quite horrific …. Tis a crime against humanity.

El Gringo
8 days ago
Reply to  charlie

I doubt that, toerag.

Effarr
10 days ago

Two animals from the Queen’s stables, a Billy filly and a Billy mare, head to John Browns for a fitting for their new saddles .

An Occasional Contributor
9 days ago

Genghis Khan would refuse tae ride them intae battle

An Occasional Contributor
9 days ago

Hod on maw ….fur me tae come oot you yer gash must have been this wide

El Gringo
8 days ago

Filth.

Pure disgusting filth.

Away back tae The Celtic Blog and lick wee James’ scrot for him.

An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

It was a bit OTT and seeing how you’ve been triggered ( no pun intended ) I’ll request Ralph removes it.
The offer on that new flute still stands btw though my budget won’t stretch to a lambeg skin.

El Gringo
7 days ago

You wore the uniform so you’re the one that blows the flute.

Now fvck off, squaddie, you’re detested everywhere you go for your constant racism and yer allegiance to yer queen and her despicable State.

El Gringo
8 days ago

You squaddies, you just can’t stop thinking about war, can ye?

An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

I’ve no thought about War for at least 10 weeks.
Well since Russia decided to Annex the Ukraine that is.

El Gringo
7 days ago

You measure when you last thought about war ?!

The same way you count how many posts I write in an hour ..?

You need to seek professional help, squaddie, instead of fighting yer fvckfacdd scumbag mate Owen’s battles for him.

Now fvck off, prick.

An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

I fight my owen battles.

El Gringo
7 days ago

Haha, very good, squaddie, you deserve a medal for that?

El Gringo
7 days ago

And Russia hasnt annexed Ukraine, daftie.

It annexed Crimea a few year back but it hasn’t annexed Ukraine.

You’d think a soldier blue like you would know the difference between ‘Invasion’ & ‘Annexation’, but no, all they seem to have taught you is how to count when you last went for a shite and how many posts The Green Machine writes on here per hour …

You fvcking lame brained halfwit.

Seek professional help.

The fitba blogs won’t do it for you.

An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

If you think Russia Invaded Ukraine for any other reason than expanding its own Borders then it’s you who needs a wee wake up call Dee Dee.
Mad Vlad wants to rebuild the Russian Empire before he clocks out.
He wants a Bronze Statue like all the other madmen.

Whilst we are on the subject of mental health (you raised it btw)
They do say that if yer truly mad then you are most likely the last person to know it.
Something for you to ponder all night perhaps?

Ya Z 😀 😀 MER

Mirror ,mirror on the wall
Who’s the daftest of them all?

El Gringo
7 days ago

You know FVCK ALL about what’s really happening there, soldier boy.

Like the fool you are you just believe what the tv & lying media tells you every day,

So you’re the fool fooled by the black mirror’s lies you’re staring into and swallowing them whole like the fvckin gullible halfwit you are.

El Gringo
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

Ever heard of the Azov Brigade?

Or wondered why Saudi’s decade long annihilation of the Yemeni people don’t get this kind of media attention?

Ever wondered why Israelis allowed to bomb, slaughter, displace and destroy Palestine with impunity?

No, you don’t, monkey boy, and that’s because you don’t think at all, you only believe the shite they feed you off the idiot box.

A million times more people have died under the uniform you wore than any will ever die in Ukraine and you better fvckin remember that, squaddie.

El Gringo
7 days ago

So you think the Western media was reporting that British soldiers were tying Sikhs to the front of cannons before letting the cannonball rip them to pieces?

No.

El Gringo
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

That the Brits were the fvckers that invented concentration camps?

Of course not.

That yet another ‘ingenious’ British method of getting prisoners to talk during months’ long torture sessions was to behead one of them in front of their friends?

You think the Western media reported any of these atrocities carried out by men in the uniform YOU wore, you fvckin boot licking monkey?

El Gringo
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

Of course they didn’t, same as they don’t report one word of truth as regards what’s really happening in Ukraine at the moment, nor the explosive facts of what Hunter Biden and his Da have been getting up to in their ‘business activities’ there.

El Gringo
7 days ago
Reply to  El Gringo

And you, monkey boy, know fvck all about any of this so away you back and stare into your black scrying mirror and hope to finally see yourself for the halfwitted lame brained boot licking monkey that you truly are in case you’ve missed the innumerous ways in which I’ve pointed this out to you down the years.



An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago

A post so deep in context it required 6 (six) replies 😀

El Gringo
6 days ago

No, fool, it was all the same reply but I had to edit the ‘offending words’ line by line thanks to this site’s stupid ‘monitor’ …

Now how good do you feel today knowing what a clown you are ..?

9 days ago

Rangers excused from SPFL cinch sponsorship after new deal is agreed

bbc.co .uk/sport/football/61816030 (remove space)

Seems like a complete capitulation to Der Hun, at least, that’s Joe McHugh’s take over on Video Celts

Ibrox messengers quick to gloat as Doncaster and 11 clubs capitulate in cinch dispute

videocelts .com/2022/06/blogs/latest-news/ibrox-messengers-quick-to-gloat-as-doncaster-and-11-clubs-capitulate-in-cinch-dispute/ (remove space)

El Gringo
9 days ago

A site filled with filthy minded old animals…

You two must be so proud of yourselves…

El Gringo
8 days ago

Is that it?

No more vile captions from the filthy minded old wretches?

Aye, you’ve shown yourselves up for what yez are here and no mistake, you dirty crawling auld low lifes.

El Gringo
8 days ago

Caption:

Ralph’s cunning plan to out his readers for the vile minded old scumbags they rare works a treat,

El Gringo
8 days ago

Caption:

The Green Machine departs triumphant by holding up a mirror to the filthy minded old scumbags that infest this website.

El Gringo
8 days ago

Now how many comments was that in the past half hour , Charlie ..?

Haha, ya Brit w@nker.

The Greetin Machine
7 days ago

So here’s how events play out every time I come on here. I begin by posting a load of tripe that has nothing to do with the article before insulting other posters at random. Then I’m either ignored by everyone or they start to laugh at my stupidity no end. They begin a barrage of jokes at my expense about my ‘university education’ and query my mental health just because I’m terminally thick and believe the earth is flat. As a result, I have to run greetin to Ralph because I’m a big jessie. Now if anyone here thinks that’s the ‘Celtic Way’ do let me know because my Mammy says I’ve to report all the big boys who are bad to me so I can get them banned.

Of course, I’m not always in ‘arty-farty’ mode, sometimes I just spout pretentious drivel about sociology using words I’ve learned on Wikipedia to make myself sound intelly…intully…dead brainy ‘n’ that. Anyway thanks to Ralph for indulging me in my delusions but as for the rest – AH’M TELLIN’ MA MAMMY OAN YOUSE!!!

An Occasional Contributor
7 days ago

😀

El Gringo
6 days ago

And you, Duncan ..?

You feel better knowing a a true Tim Maw who would have taken both you and yer daft mate Owen apart single handed died a few weeks ago ..?

You feel good tae now, dae ye ..?

El Gringo
6 days ago

Aye, ye’re a funny guy, Doughball, a funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny guy …

How does it make you feel knowing my Maw died last month?

Better ..?

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