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Celtic Diary Saturday February 12: Trebles All Round

It’s Scottish cup weekend, and Celtic look forward to the visit of Raith Rovers, who in turn look forward to being re-admitted to civilised society now they’ve ditched David Goodwillie.

 

The recent fuss over Goodwillie, who had signed from Clyde where he hadn’t been sacked for his previous crime, dominated the headlines for a while. Raith stuck to their guns for a bit but when sponsors stopped the money they suddenly found a bit of moral fibre.

 

In no way can Goodwillie’s crime be overlooked, though he was never convicted, he lost a civil case, one does wonder about the hypocrisy of it all.

 

Either he’s allowed to earn a crust in football, or he isn’t.

 

And if thats how it is to be, there are plenty of other footballers who abuse their position as public figures who should also be banned.

 

What’s concerning is it took sponsors to withdraw money before any action was taken.

 

It’s the same at West Ham to an extent, where one of their footballers was filmed kicking a cat, and although West Ham keep fielding him, much to the delight of the cat, who is glad he’s out of the house, there’s a sense that someone somewhere needs to set an example when someone is caught behaving in this abhorrent manner.

 

 

Where Goodwillie is concerned, there has been no thought for the victim, who has been forced to relive her ordeal and that’s also wrong.

 

It’s difficult enough for victims of sexual predators to find a voice as it is, and this won’t help.

 

Men will never really understand this problem, but to get an idea of what it’s like, a fraction of what it’s like, wear a kilt in a pub full of drunk and aggressive women, and then try to complain to someone about how you’re fed up with them sticking their hand up it to see what you’re wearing.

 

I guarantee you’ll become more sympathetic.

 

 

As expected, the media tried to draw Postecoglou into the debate, but he deftly avoided it, and rightly so.

 

 

“It’s impossible for me to comment on it because I know if that was a club I was involved with and it was going through a situation like that, I wouldn’t like other clubs or managers commenting on it,”

 

 

As for the football, Celtic should have little difficulty in progressing to the next round, but there’s always the danger of an upset. The manager is too canny to allow complacency to set in, but then again, he’s not on the pitch.

 

 

There’s talk he will make a few changes, but in fairness he does like to rotate the squad anyway, and no one can really afford to have an off day as they won’t get another chance.

 

With one trophy in the bag, there’s still a chance of a clean sweep, and that means one hundred per cent tomorrow is a must.

 

 

Off the ptich, the interims are out, and that means that whatever else we say about the board, they are doing their job.

 

 

One expert was looking forward to them….

 

 

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Joe black is a twitter legend, never failing to amuse Celtic fans with his rants and raves, but one can only wonder when his friends and family will undertake an intervention to help the poor fellow.

 

 

As usual, he was way off the mark… as the BBC reported, through gritted teeth..

 

 

Celtic have recorded a pre-tax profit of £27.6m in their interim results for the six months to December 2021.

The period covers the summer transfer window sales of Odsonne Edouard and Kristoffer Ajer and the acquisitions of Kyogo Furuhashi and Joe Hart.

Ange Postecoglou also oversaw a Europa League group stage campaign in his first few months as manager.

The men’s and women’s teams won League Cup tournaments in December and the men are top of the Scottish Premiership.

 

Celtic’s loss for the same period in 2020 neared £6m, during supporters’ absence from Scottish grounds amid the Covid-19 pandemic. Revenues for July-December in 2021 amounted to almost £53m and the club had cash in the bank of more than £25m at the end of the reporting period.

Postecoglou recruited 12 first-team players last summer and has signed five more for the second half of the season.

“We are optimistic about the future,” said chairman Ian Bankier. “We made substantial investments back into the player squad in order to target the football success that drives our financial success.

In line with prior years, we expect to incur losses in the second six months of the financial year owing to the expectation of having less player trading gains, lower Uefa media right distributions and associated Uefa match ticket income, higher amortisation emanating from player acquisitions in January and seasonally lower retail income.”

 

Thats very healthy, and whatever else you may say about them, they know how to run a football business.

 

 

It’s just that perhaps their preferred model leaves something to be desired, such as a model that doesn’t include this lot…

 

Rangers Football Club
@RangersFC
 In March 2022, it will be exactly 150 years since four young lads – Moses McNeil, Peter McNeil, William McBeath and Peter Campbell – followed their dream to start a football team and begin an adventure within the new, emerging world of association football.

 

 

Ten years ago, of course, it all went wrong, a result of financial doping, cheating and other acts described as little short of match fixing by one judge.

 

But money talks, and often in football morals and values are chucked to one side in pursuit of the pound, and misdemeanours and criminal acts are overlooked until that money is withdrawn.

 

 

Which is exactly where we came in……

 

 

 

It’s Saturday today, which means that it’s time for a new, and probably very short lived feature…. the Etims

 

 

Knob of the Week   (and a day )

 

 

As the world lurches from crisis to crisis, and great men and women step forth to avoid disaster, British prime minister Boris Johnson has declared that his country must stand to defend the rights of nations to choose their own government, free from tyranny, a speech that turned heads and dropped jaws in Scotland, Wales and Ireland, and to make a stand for dececy he sent his foreign secretary, Liz Truss, to speak on his behalf.

 

In Truss, he has found the only person in the world who could fuck things up more than he could.

 

 

She spoke over translators, declared she will never recognise the Russian claim to Rostov, which is just to the north of Moscow and reduced Britain to a laughing stock among serious world players.

 

 

Sergey Lavrov, an experienced negotiator said the conversation was like a mute talking to a deaf person, harsh, as at least they would try to understand each other.

 

Truss went to school in Paisley, and to climb the greasy pole of politics and reach one of the three great offices of state is quite an achievement, and i’m sure her old school are considering a name change…..

 

Here she is wondering where she left her shoes…..

 

 

Boris Johnson launches diplomatic blitz over Ukraine standoff | Daily Mail  Online

 

 

Still, when she comes back to Paisley, and if they let her in, she can take comfort knowing she has achieved another great title, in fact the first ever winner of Etims

 

Knob of the Week   (and a day )

 

 

Yesterday, we had this….

 

 

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R.St. Parsley 

 

 Just checking to see if your hearts still in the right place, Broonie  

 

 

 

Today…

 

 

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Michael Annis
2 years ago

Comment. At least now we’ve got Brexit done we can start sticking 6 year olds up here again. ( THE CHIMNEY!!!)

2 years ago

Caption: The origin of that classic hit “What`s she gonna look like with a chimney on her”
Yes it really was a song : )

BJF
2 years ago

You like that one Ralph!

AntonDeclan
2 years ago
Reply to  BJF

BJF, LoL! Just a thought but should one look back at who won last time, copy the wording and see if it gets 2iar?!?!
Also, what to do fellow Tims? Two years ago the Good Lady booked a holiday (a real bargain…with full drinks package!!!!), which means I will be on a ship in Norway on 25/5/22 (Europa Conference League Final!)….as I say, what to do?! Best excuse to get her to cancel trip?!
A Troubled Tim
PS Direct flights from Oslo to Tirana look reasonable!

COYBIG!

BJF
2 years ago
Reply to  AntonDeclan

Search me, I haven’t won for 2 years. Major Omicron outbreak
in Norway starting 24 02 2022. Give it a miss.

charlie
2 years ago
Reply to  AntonDeclan

a stuck 50 notes oan us tae winit at 20 tae wan which a thought was quite generous ae yon bookies

2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

A long way to go and plenty of good teams in there.

1 round at a time, sweet Jesus, to paraphrase Lena Martell. 😉

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

That’s us jinxed then.

charlie
2 years ago

heh heh hows trix henke

kenny paterson
2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

25/1 now likes

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago
Reply to  BJF

Caption:
Ralph uploads a page from one of his ‘adult art magazines’ by mistake.

2 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Didn’t we have an academically accredited art expert on here until recently?

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Naw it wiz a SELF accredited arty farty type.

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I think he sneaked off to get his vaccines on the quiet!

Owen Mullions
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Have a heart! I heard he suffered a tragic bereavement – his rubber girlfriend punctured herself rather than listen to any more of his rants!!!
PS He once threatened me with the polis for calling him a loonie! I said to tell them my address was cloud cuckoo land across the road from his old ‘university’ – I haven’t been lifted yet!

the real Anton Rogan
2 years ago

Caption: haven’t we had this one before?

2 years ago

Let her go santa you dirty auld perv

tony carlin
2 years ago

You look as if you’ve been hit between the legs wi a bag of soot hen!

Cesar
2 years ago

Tories pass new bill to help pensioners with the energy crisis and get the thousands of homeless off the streets. Bum in the lum passed with a huge majority.

Mark Sherry
2 years ago

Indoor Quidditch had taken a dark turn…

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago

Caption:
“Kin ye see whit’s blockin’ ma passage, Senga?”

portpower
2 years ago

Caption:
Tell me Wayward Sister, does a Sheriff shit in the woods ?

Owen Mullions
2 years ago

Caption – Desperate hunettes launch search for etims knob of the week.

John E Mitchell
2 years ago

Caption : In this new era of women’s emancipation, 10 year old boys were no longer forced to sweep chimneys. When asked how they felt about their newly gained liberation these ladies replied; “Fuck Emiline Pankhurst!”

2 years ago

Here, Take this stick Agnes, and try tae knock down my bikini wax while it’s still hot.

Cartvale88
2 years ago

Caption
Is that where Bomber hit the deeds, and our strips?

Ah they are boking, sad articles glittering on about the goal that was, Sally and cohorts in meltdown as Celtic show a financial profit which they can only dream of.

2 years ago

Rumour is that Goodwillie after losing the civil case declared bankruptcy and the girl received no compensation!!

2 years ago
Reply to  Stu67

Not just a rumour, as it was reported that he stood to get £150k from Raith and hadn’t and wouldn’t pay a penny.

The victim, Denise Clair, who waived her right to anonymity, has spoken out, most notably in the Sunday Post.

charlie
2 years ago

a dont know wit thur playin at but can a get a game

charlie
2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

caption

robert keenan
2 years ago

Quick Andrew is coming

Salad queen
2 years ago

Is it 10 years ago today that the huns died?

2 years ago
Reply to  Salad queen

Wasn’t it Valentine’s Day they went into Admin and then Liquidation in June/July?

2 years ago

Caption “You’ve been sticking that broom up my arse for the past month but I’m still no coming doon”

Whitearra
2 years ago

Comment : ‘Train as a chimney sweep. We currently have several openings’.

Cortes
2 years ago

Soot you, Sir!

dingbat
2 years ago

Can ye see ma’ brush yet?

if ye shift a wee bit tae yer left, aye.

2 years ago

Caption “With all this practising, we should make a clean sweep of the Curling medals at the Winter Olympics”

Pat O HARA
2 years ago

CAPTION.
Holy moses I am dying
just one more thing before I go
stick the lady on the fire
and ram the poker up
her holy moses I am dying.

Scott OSprey
2 years ago

Caption

Old woman to younger woman shitting straw “nah, ah said “stick it up the hun, no the bum””

Gav
2 years ago

caption: Stick this broom up her arse and she can sweep as well

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: Ralph’s steel trap memory wins him a social events coordinator job in Downing Street.

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
2 years ago

Caption…
Déjà vue
Afore the Flue
While stroking the itch
Of the lucky bitch
That was first in the queue.

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
2 years ago

As for KOTW, in the spirit of PC should that not be
C@nt of the week or at minimum Trans Knob of the week.
This Gender fluidity malarkey is a load of balls or pure gash depending on your Point Of View.
Thank fluck I’m Auld and past caring.

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Just
Offer
The
Asking price.

TicToc
2 years ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

Hear! Hear! He’s an absolute JOY to watch, works his socks off and seems to love it at CP.

TicToc
2 years ago

Well, that was seriously underwhelming today except for a cracking goal from Liam Scales and a good 10-15 minutes after Jota replaced Johnston.
For me Mikey Johnston was just what I’ve come to expect, very little. I’d be happy to see him go tomorrow. He promises much and delivers little with alarming regularity, when he’s not injured. James Forrest too continues to promise much and deliver, at best, inconsistency. Ange maybe made too many changes at once today but I’m not going to knock him; after last year he’s a breath of fresh air and his ‘interview’ (Celtic TV, about 8 minutes) gives a decent indication of a top man and top manager. We’re close to a full squad and the League is there for the taking. The SC and EUFA thingy are NO compensation if we don’t win the League and see the new huns go under.
HH

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