Having successfully made the leap from being unreliable in content to unreliable in appearing, the Diary pops up ahead of a european game, proving that the author is merely a part time fan as well as part time in everything else he attempts.
In my defence, my head was in the shed…a popular Staffordshire saying which denotes a lack of ability to concentrate on anything ….because Izzy the border collie wasn;t very well.
Three days in the vets and four grand out of the bank and she’s improving.
We’re hoping she gets back to her fighting weight within a week or so, and will be keeping an eye on her.
It’s all about targets, I suppose. after all, without a target you won’t hit anything, and with Celtic not quite hitting the seven goals against Livingston that was predicted in the last podcast, that doubt that the wheels are about to come off has resurfaced.
We do struggle a little bit when the manager moves our top scorer out onto the wing.
Whilst the players have responded well, and quite quickly, to the demands made by the manager tactically , there is a possibility that he may be asking them to do too much too soon.
It’s all very well getting them to play the game a new way, but asking them to learn yet another way , even a slight change, could be too much for the simple wee souls who pull on the hooped shirts every week.
One minute it’s Kyogo and his movement, then it’s Giakoumakis and his,er, not quite so much movement.
Make a plan and stick to it.
As a result, any confidence that Giakoumakis had built up was shattered when he missed the penalty that could have won the game, and thats a shame.
There are the beginnings of a great team at Celtic, and whilst thngs are probably coming together quicker than we’d hoped, we’re not ready to try something else yet.
Unless, of course, the manager is preparing for life after Kyogo……
Bet you wish I hadn’t bothered with the Diary today either now that thought has been planted in your head.
With the transfer window now just a few weeks away, rumours abound that a couple of Japanese players will be joining Celtic.
Whilst it would be surprising if a couple didn’t join, it wiuld be a shock if after a long hard season over there they were thrown into the team immediately on arriving in Glasgow.
We’re stuck with what we’ve got by and large for this season, and let’s face it, thats not as bad as it sounds.
Going back to targets, I’d say if we can win the League Cup, get to within three points of “rangers ” in the league and still have European football after christmas, then we’re doing not only well, but far better than we had dared hope given the catastrophe of last season.
It’s worth noting that we’re still fielding a team where only Calum MacGregor is the only first team regular from last season who is still regularly starting…..
So it’s Ferencvaros tonight, and a win will probably mean that the latter of the targets mentioned above will still be achievable
Even a draw might suffice, though the route for third placed teams in the Europa to qualify for the Conference is by no means simple… there’s a quailifier to play against the third placed team in a Champions League group, which could be anyone.
But it’s all practice, I suppose, and we can;t really moan about teams dropping down if we’re doing it.
Carl Starfelt will miss the game tonight, and since Ange thinks Soro is a diddy, it’s likely that Biton will cover the midfield rather than replace the Swede at centre half, which means Stephen Welsh is likely to start after his well earned rest.
If he does, it will confirm what ange said pre season about having three interchangeable centre backs, all of whom are familiar with each other, something that has been worked on in training as the defensive record shows.
But the big question surrounds Giakoumakis….if he;s dropped and Kyogo restoed, how will it affect him ?
And can we afford to not have Kyogo in a central position when chances may be few and far between ?
Factor in that if we get a penalty the big Greek is the nominated spot kick man, and the jitters are back.
Then again, why not try two up front……?
Elsewhere, and the Celtic Trust have introduced a Drive for Five, whatever that means, and suspicions remain that the board are using that trusted tactic of dividing and conquering ahead of an AGM where they have quite a bit to explain…..
We’ll cover this in greater detail and ask the relevant questions when I finally understand what they’re asking.
Yes, shareholders need to be given a voice, but whats the point of rounding them up if you’re not at least going to suggest a direction to take ?
Or at least explain what you want of them ?
Revolutions tend to be less successful if everyone turns up and hangs about in the bar until the leaders decide where they’re leading them…..
Of course, i might be wrong and there might be a plan. If there is, I’m sure they’ll tell me.
Meanwhile, in Glasgow, climate protesters have been used for the police to practice crowd control on, having not quite distinguished themselves of late.
Climate protesters could have easily avoided this, however with a little bit of costume and make up….
Double standards from Police Scotland, and with Bernard Higgins, a notably untrustworthy fellow, we hear, especially where his colleagues wives are concerned, apparently about to join Celtic as a security chief, we wonder if he’ll forget where he is and kettle fans as a sort of match day safety policy.
Maybe he’ll even smash fans front doors in at 6am before remembering where he is and offereing them breakfast in bed ?
More likely, of course, the whole story is a load of shite to deflect attention away from a boardroom which is full to overflowing with the urine they’ve taken from the fans….
Here’s a caption competition to take our minds off the politics for long enough to enjoy tonights game…
I’ll build a stairway to heaven. (Neil Sedaka – younger readers can ask their Celtic grandas who he is).
Didn’t Hingmy Pageboy claim to write that?
Hairway to Steven?
I think we accept Ange’s point that Kyogo played 3/4 of a season in Japan before he came to us. Add in the Trans world flights when he plays for his country and he needs ‘ nursed.’
I was furious about the missed penalty because the outcome would have been so good and Josip Juranovic had done so well previously. However despite Gio’s lackadaisical run up maybe he has confidence we can benefit from. We move on, tonight will be harder without Starfeld, if Kyogo is played wide with Gio in the middle, can they play together? Being played wide takes some of the pressure of Kyogo but I am not sure.
didnt kyogo get a 2 week break before playing his first game for us. the greek guy is p!sh. sooner he is fv_cked off the better. him and addiddy.
Morning Ralph, A BIG woof woof out to wee Izzy, good luck & good health to the dug.
Good man, Monti, you’re the only one bar myself.
And don’t you worry, big yin, we’ll have a beer or two the gither one day and neither of us will have anything else for each other but genuine respect for being the Bhoys we are.
Here’s tae it.
But it’s not quite yet.
HH
Oh, well, fvck ye then …
Watched the Bernard Ponsonby STV tribute to Billy McNeill this morning, oh for maybe the 50th time or so, each time it really makes me so proud to have had such a great leader at our club, a man who was committed in every sense to the support & the club.
Thank you for everything you did & gave to Celtic Mr McNeill.
RIP
PLC Board : “Right then Trust reps , if you want on this board we need to ensure you are brave enough ; so scale the ladder . When you reach the top grab the overhead cable , shimmy along to the pole and slide down. Geez a shout when you are done”
There seems to be some confusion regarding progression from the groups this year. As I understand it;
the 3rd placed CL teams will play the EL group runners up for a place in the last 16 of the EL while the 3rd placed EL teams will play the ECL group runners up to join the ECL group winners in the last 16 of the ECL.
Full details at https://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaconferenceleague/news/0264-10fe90612aa3-37b2bc77f89e-1000–europa-conference-league-explained/
Caption : ‘Feckin hell, they’re making it harder every year to get Resolution 12 into the AGM.’
“We’ve sold the top five rungs, but still have enough left to reach the high wire of CL fitba”,…said the Celtic board.
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Leonard Cohen reveals that ‘bird on the wire’ was inspired by vancouver fire service after the bird got free ..
Like a drunk on a midnight bonfire
Caption: Life as a Celtic fan, every time you climb a ladder there’s a snake on the Board waiting to bring you down.
😀
Staying on the music theme (well sort of!!!!)….
Caption: “Always wondered what had happened to the sixth member of Steps”!
Caption: How did they get their plimsolls up so effing high
Caption: #COP1 Climb it conference
😀
You seen the video where the savvy Glesga crowd get wee Greta to sing ‘You can stick yer fvckin climate change up yer @rse’?
Top quality pisstaking and the poor wee rich lassie disnae even get it 😀
I wish her and her blah blah blah would f__vck off back to where she came from. Worst fires and floods ever after 18 months of lockdown. cars are the problem aye right. Lets all vote to make Elon Musk more money.
Aye, it’s always our fault and never the geo engineering the corporations are running.
Everything’s a hoax and once everyone realises that the whole scam falls apart.
” Going back to Targets”…quite frankly who gives a crap aboot maybe winning a cup, or being in Europe after Christmas, or closing the gap on the tramps tae 3 points, we should be focusing 100% on being 3 points ahead of the orc’s come the end of May, and automatic CL qualification, the huns are their for the beating this league campaign, something unheard of only 3 months ago, so let them stretch themselves thinly competing in cups and Europe after Christmas, and we go for the Big prize..
“Even a draw might suffice, though the route for third placed teams in the Europa to qualify for the Conference is by no means simple… there’s a quailifier to play against the third placed team in a Champions League group, which could be anyone.”
I posted a comment earlier (seemingly not published) which explained that this is wrong, Ralph.
The qualifier for the Conference last 16 would be against a Conference League runner-up.
A match against a CL 3rd place team would happen if we finished 2nd in our group and would determine which team progressed to the last 16 of the Europa League.
Caption ‘ Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb ‘
Giacomakis top scorer in Eredivisie last year, included 9/10 penalties.
One at Celtic, missed it.
caption: the board finally take the hint
That’s me banned on Acsom again.
Fucking boring site anyway. I don’t know why it wins awards the main man sounds like he has emphysema
What for this time?
Challenging posters tae a fight in The Hoops bar?
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Search party launched for winner of last week’s caption about trolley dash!
It was a midnight smash …
Caption How many Sevco fans does it take to fund the accounts?
The Celtic accounts …
Largely unitemised.
Just saying …
In Keystone, that well known suburb of Vancouver, emergency services put on a display giving proof positive that the square of the hypotenuse – – – –
The Celtic Trust “Drive for 5” has been going for about 6 months:
celtictrust .net/the-drive-for-five-crowdfunder-appeal/ (remove space)
As it states in the article The ‘Drive for Five’ per cent shareholding initiative would give Celtic Trust the ability to call general meetings and submit resolutions to the PLC board.
The website also details its Aims & Objectives, Constitution, Officers etc so the info is all there if you genuinely want to know what it’s all about.
As far as I can see the CSA and the Affiliation have shown no interest in pursuing matters which, as far as I can see, leaves the CST as the only viable option.
It’s total delusion to think that after 10 years, suddenly a mass organisation is going to be created to pursue Res12 etc.
IMO Its the CST, warts and all, and work in and with them else its simply carping on the sidelines looking good but having no chance of influencing anything.
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SFA introduce innovative Safe Standing Section in lieu of VAR.
Recovapro: The Rangers new sponsor, featuring top quality muscle massage guns, giving the peepul an assist in reaching their new health and fitness goals. It helps to regenerate latent brain cells lubricating if it finds any, essential massage treatment if you wish to eradicate your memory for over ten years. Take a trip back in time with Recovapro. Warning it has serious side effects, making you feel woozy and stupid and makes you walk with a wiggle, offering a dollop of liquidation denial.
Recovapro: essential treatment for Halloween, beware all ghosts and ghouls, keep a wooden stake handy as part of your Halloween guising costume. Have a Merry 2020 Christmas everyone.
Embarrasic lol what a header
Balogun. Sorry. Lol
YYeeeessss.
Caption.
SFA referee training session.
‘Now remember brothers, rules are meant to be broken.
If you want to get ahead in this job this is the ideal training aid.
Remember your Ludge training at all times’.
Giakoumakis should never play for us again, he could go and become the highest scorer in the league and I still won’t take to him and to be quite honest our side is made up by a bunch of fannies who I’m sick looking at already, Turnbull, Abada, Bitton, Johnson,McGregor is never a captain and a slew of players that can’t get a game because basically they’re shite. If Kyogo goes in the next window then each and every Celtic fan who puts money into Celtic will only have themselves to blame for being happy being the bad guy in Scottish Punch n Judy Show, what has happened to the club? What has happened to us having players with a strong mentality? As for Ange, I’m starting to believe he’s just trying to show the EPL what he’s capable of with bags of money because he certainly isn’t showing the pragmatism really good managers have with lesser players,I mean, why chop n change positions and duties for players who are showing a bit of success in what they’re doing? It’s an absolute farce made even worse by the fact that the huns are struggling like feck,if we are being treated like customers then we should only buy in when we get the best possible product,until then we’ll just keep being fed shite.
Caption- still looking for the deeds
Well done lads. Work in progress but heading in the right direction
Yep,very happy with the result….but we really need to stop pissing about with the ball outside our own area, it’s suicidal and gave them their second goal against the run of play and made a comfortable victory a bit more nervy.
Meanwhile them peace loving *rangers supporters are savagely attacked for doing nothing by Danish police…and the Daily Bigot churnalists give their usual “hunbiased” reporting of events. They don’t have any shame at all. “at least one *rangers fan arrested” my ass.
They must have thought they were back in George Square where the polis are their pals.
It was the same under BR he wanted the ball played on the deck out of the box. Not easy to find the players that can do that. Under pressure Row Z never lost you a goal.
“So, I grab the cable and the motor will start?”
Thats a long way to get hold of a line
I’m just thinking to myself ‘What a great diary‘ Izzy aside, then again up pops the butcher’s apron.
Why, Ralph?
Why why why why why?
We’ve seen enough of it so please stop it now.
That aside, a great diary nevertheless.
Best regards and hugs to Izzy from The Green Machine.
” Thinking “? First time?
Not for me, fat chap, but you should have tried it before letting them inject you with their poison.
Try it now, on reflection, and see just how daft you are.
If you’re capable, that is.
Told you many times, say it to my face……
No.
Here’s much bettor.
Otherwise you’ll get hurt.
And well done The Bhoys, simply fvckin sumptuous.
Caption:
Jacob was wondering where that went.
Beautiful fast counter attacking football. Still enjoying all the games with my Norton VPN, haven’t missed a game on the Ipad, all FOC. Strong on the right side of the defence, more technical on the left hand side, with a good keeper who talks constantly to his defence. A great all round performance, which should see the team continue in Europe. A big well done to Ange and the team.
Mike,
It was more like the Celtic we know & expect.
We are making good progress and the team are gelling nicely, get rid of a few who will not play for Celtic and bring in some new faces in the next window. i really liked the football and how the whole team played last night, if we can keep the momentum going then there is a lot to look forward to….
Aye and that was in a stadium full of home fans (bar a few clever Celts who got in). I was more concerned about how the younger players might perform in front of that almost 100% hostile crowd. But they did the business and if they keep improving as they play more matches together it bodes well for the season. Credit to Ange for giving us hope and bringing back fast attacking football.
People are obviously writing off the 3 points from the upcoming Leverkusen game…but you never know in football.
Need the young lads for pace and energy, they pressed them that hard last night they had them like inside a cheese press, they were squeaking, unless it was mice that I heard. Read today that Fekir? Real Betis’s star striker was a doubt for their game against us, but bring them both on to Paradise.
Fekir, aye?
Did ye know that a Fanni Vago scored for the Hungary Women in Scotland’s last minute victory the other week?
They’ve also got a Papp at the back …
Leverkusen didn’t look that special against Hertha Berlin today 1-1. Had to come from behind and were fortunate to get something out the game. Chasing the game most of the first half. Even twinkling toes Frimpong looked out of sorts pushed back defending. Very scrappy. Looked like a mid table SPFL match for most of the game.
Don’t you have to come from behind with all lederhosen or do they have a pull down flap at the front too?
get my number off my dad, ive loads of bt log ins you can use
I tried to find your dads number but couldn’t find it, but will keep on looking. Cheers though BG.
And the Celtic boardroom, the Nicholson now, Desmond’s ‘other’ puppet, checks in with free advice on how to stop pirating Celtic online? Thanks Mike, I’ve had VPN and similar technology for 20 years now
FFS, treat them like mushrooms…….
BUT, Mike’s got a shiny mew VPN…….FFS, stick wi’ yer sheep Mike………
I discern you’re a decent guy Mike, don’t fukk it up by boasting.
There’s a difference between boasting and trying to pass on information to others TicToc, so that they don’t have to pay into a bent game and allows them to pay SWA to watch the games. Anyway, tried the sheep, their reception is pish.
Caption: After Ryan Christie moves to the mighty Bournemouth, local residents feel safe enough to remove the safety net around their homes.
Back of the net , Sir
Caption: ” I think it’s the green brigade coming Bernard, shall I put the kettle on “?
‘No, dear, it’s The Green Machine.’
Excellent result last night, it wouldn’t be Celtic without a few scary moments tho.
I really want to see Jullien beside Carter Vickers & a strong left back brought in, I also feel we need a top quality central midfielder ( Wanyama ) to augment Turnbull & McGregor.
We are on a rocky transitional road, we need to enjoy moments like last night.
HAIL HAIL
Caption: “And then the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear,
you shout there is no fire ‘ere.”
“Woof woof”, 4 grand on a dug whilst many children are starving?
Surely ‘prayer’ would’ve fixed it? Surely ‘prayer’ would feed those poor children?
Or do you not trust the efficacy of prayer?
There’s the fukkin problem. Be mugged by religion and choose dugs over humanity!
For fukks sake!
Now (well fed) children, get yer thumbs doon ready….. ya pack of R Soles.
There’s a strong smell of methane coming out of Govan, as The Rangers announce another huge loss in their accounts of £23.5 million, up another £8.00 million from last year. They need another £7.5 million to get to the end of this current bun year. Will they sell a player perhaps in January? who cares as the Govan Betting Company uses other peepuls money to keep the lights on. With a Champion League free entry pass at seasons end, the smart better would put their money on another administration, as the SFA look the other way and do the three Hun Monkey, see no evil, speak no evil and hear SFA. #Cop 26, The Govan Polluters.
As Hansel & Gretel Thunberg sang on Glesga Green last week ‘ You can stick yer fvckin climate change up yer @rse!’
And dae ye know why ..?
Cos Glesga folk are pretty savvy when it comes to being lied to by their government, or any cvnt else for that matter, and can spot a liar fae a mile off.
800 years of it tends to have that effect so feck knows whit happened tae you lot.
Happy Saturday!
🙂
Great to see so many smiling faces in here today 🙂
sevco suborn on credit FC.
Is it a wee bit hypocritical to come in your pants over Sevco’s losses but shout sack our board? Asking for a friend.
Sack the enablers of the huns fiscal matters.
We are the Pecuniary.
The only day that I came in my pants over the club from Govan was on the 31st October 2012, liquidation day. The only other day that made me sick to my stomach was the 2019 Celtic AGM when Joe McHugh waved the 5 Way Agreement at Peter Lawwells face. Printed and sent to him by eMail by Neil Doncaster on behalf of all the SPL clubs, for his attention but not his secretary on the 26th. July 2012, proof conclusive that the Celtic board was doing everything that they could to re-install them into Scottish football and perpetrate the continuation lie, knowing full well that Sevco was a new club. Hypocrisy?
It’s true that it’s beyond a disgrace but just wait til the full truth comes out about them weaponising the common cold so they could seize control of, or kill outright, all of humanity with their toxic poison.
For the truth is like sunshine, it can only ever be obscured by the clouds for so long.
So I can here guarantee you that the truth will out on the ConVid con exactly as it has with the Sevco con, just like I told you it would all those years ago.
It’s just a matter of time.
” We want to build a team to emerge from the champions league group stage”- Peter Lawwell.
Greg Taylor signs new four year deal.
Nurse
Yet you still keep giving him your money …
The very definition of madness, my fat friend.
Caption – Monti rushes to repair Peter’s disco lights ahead of next Euro night.
Monti volunteers to dismantle the disco lights to enable Celtic to meet its Climate Change targets while The Green Machine rants that its all a hoax like the flu.
That’s probably closer to the truth but don’t get Gringo started on a rant ffs!
😀 😀 😀
The flu’s not a hoax but their calling it ConVid is.
I’ve already proven it.
And all you had to do was check the record, check the liars’ track record.
Cuckoo cuckoo
There she is, Foxy Roxy fae the Poxy.
I knew I’d pull her fingers out her hole for a minute with this yin …
Ever get the feeling you’ve been baited, Roxy?
Caption:
The sevconian peepul go to great lengths to see the halftime boobs at the Brondby v Randers game.
This is the Day.
Celts 7-0.
Dundee, who haven’t won against us at Dens since Tommy Coyne’s winner back in 1988, come into today’s lunchtime fixture weakened by a few injury issues. Winger Alex Jakubiak and striker Cilian Sheridan are both ruled out while DM Jordan McGhee is highly doubtful with a knee injury. As we know, Griff can’t feature so they’ll be a bit short in firepower. They’re almost certain to go with only one up front (either Jason Cummings or Danny Mullen). Livi’s performances against us this season could well be used as their blueprint for how they want to set their side up and approach the game.
Taking that into account, I’m not too worried about the CB situation for this particular match as I don’t expect our defence to be seriously tested. It would be a bummer if both Welsh and Bitton couldn’t make it but, in addition to Liam Scales, we have a number of young prospects who play in that position and could definitely step up and do a good job (Osaze Urhoghide, Dane Murray and Bosun Lawal, for instance). I expect a total blitz on their goal for at least the first half hour as we badly need those two or three early goals to set up a comfortable win and keep the pressure on. I’d like to see Forrest start today.
Jakubiak’s missing his ladder …
Hart
Ralston
Carter-Vickers
Scales
Juranovic
McCarthy
McGregor
Turnbull
Forrest
Furohashi
Jota
(assuming that neither Bitton nor Welsh are available)
Prediction: Dundee 0 Celtic 3 (Turnbull, Furohashi, Jota)
COYBIG
I’m a happier man today cos my reds won again yesterday and the Celtic won again today
Oh yes I forgot that my reds are 5 points clear at the top of our league
Congratulations to the Reds Weered. Good game to watch at Dens Park this afternoon. Although it was a tad disappointing to lose those two goals, yet again from cross balls, there was never any real doubt as to the final outcome. Jota, Kyogo and Ralston were absolutely immense. Even big Bitton had a few magical moments. During the early part of both halves we were absolutely unstoppable. The sheep are up next in three weeks time at Parkhead. Before that we have to deal with St Johnstone in the League Cup semi, one worth looking forward to as there’ll definitely be more goals.
You have reds, Red?
Several shades of it
They’re all your reds?
Well played Bhoys.
One enjoyable time of the game for me was when, twinkle toed, Charlie Adam, being put on his backside by Anthony Ralston.
He is just a snail without a shell.
P.S. If on loan and you can not play against your parent club, do you get paid for the day ?
P.S.S. Charlie was eating the Green grass and missed the goal he cost his side he Captains.
Oh it is beautiful, it is magical.