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Celtic Diary Thursday June 10: An Open Letter To Ange Postecoglou

 

 

Sir

 

Welcome to our humble abode.

 

If what those who know you are saying is correct, then you may well have found your true home.

 

You are joining a great club with a proud past who have been a little neglected of late, largely down to a board of directors who think they know what the supporters want, but frankly they’ve lost touch with us.

 

However, if you are a manager who has a footballing philosophy that involves entertaining the crowd, playing attacking football and winning trophies in the way they should be won, then they might have finally got something right.

 

And we hope your stay here is successful, and you achieve the recognition and respect that seems to have eluded you in the past.

 

No doubt you will have heard of Celtic, the original pioneers of total football, and no doubt you will be aware of some of the great names who have plied their trade throughout the years.

 

If you haven’t already, you’ll be spending your free time looking through the clubs history and identity. I’d suggest you look as far back as you can, which will give you a better idea of who we are, where we came from and what we stand for.

 

Trust me, no one you will have spoken to so far has the faintest idea of what that is.

 

You are joining us at the right time.

 

We need a fresh pair of eyes not only on our own club, but on our own ambitions.

 

Thats why we need someone who has been around a bit, who sees things outwith the parochial eyes of Scotland and the somewhat arrogant eyes of the British media.

 

 

Recently , our clubs ambition has been directly linked to the rapid growth of a new club on the other side of Glasgow…for some reason, during its infancy, our board thought it was just enough to stay ahead of them to maintain the level of success we’ve had over the last few years.

 

As anyone knows though, if you take your foot off the pedal, you slow down, and that encourages those behind you to speed up, and last season the inevitable happened.

 

So you come to Glasgow with quite a lot of work to do.

 

What is important though, is that you do it your way.

 

The first time someone says that’s not how we do things over here, punch them squarely in the mouth, as hard as you can.

 

In fact, your first press conference should give you that opportunity.

 

The press in Scotland is like no other in the world.

 

It doesn’t have any journalists working in it, for instance, just some blokes who write what they think their readers want to hear.

 

Which , incidentally, as Celtic fans are a little more politicially and socially aware , means that we get less of their bullshit than others do, but they do like to make mountains out of molehills where bad news stories are concerned.

 

You’ll see that for yourself, unless you apply the punch in the mouth strategy.

 

You won’t get the respect you deserve from them, if the late Dr Jo Venglos was around, he’d tell you.

 

One of them challenged him to a race around Celtic Park shortly after his arrival, which apparently was his way of saying the doc was unfit for the job.

 

As far as the fuckwits in the sports media are concerned , you’re an unknown from Drongo Bongo Land who is to football what Kylie Minogue was to complex musical arrangements.

 

Put them right from day one.

 

It might be viewed as hostile , and you won’t win many friends amongst them, but if you do your job and make Celtic successful, especially outwith Scotland, then they wouldn’t have been your friends anyway.

 

Start as you mean to go on.

 

for example, when one of them mentions that you have to knock Rangers off their perch, and stop them from winning a 56th title, ask them how they could have possibly won 55 in just ten years of existence.

 

If you need a copy of a letter or , indeed, the original that clearly states they are a new club, give me a shout, I’ll get it to you so you can wave it at them.

 

It’s signed by the head of club licensing at UEFA, who knows what he’s on about.

 

 

Do that, and there will be children named after you by the end of next week.

 

 

I digress, it’s all too easy to get lost in the problems we have had here down to a compliant board who put the balance sheet ahead of the team sheet.

 

Don’t fall for their bullshit.

 

You are about to lead the biggest and most passionate support in the world into the next phase of their history.

 

All we ask is you do it the way you see fit, and if anyone stands in your way, be they directors or journalists……….or the SFA, you’ll see what I mean with them the first time you speak your mind…..

 

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Now go out there and do what you’re good at.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 years ago

WELL THANK GOD THATS OVER

2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Jimboh…I am just glad that someone was appointed as effing manager and we can take from there, my and your crystal balls no longer function. All we can do is wait and see what the future brings

2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

The man has yet to walk through the door ffs

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

All we are saying
Is Give Plan B A Chance …

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

*Plan Z

Rab Wallace
2 years ago

This appointment is about as inspirational as a dying mans fart.

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago
Reply to  Rab Wallace

Caption of the year I think, Jimboh.

PS Have you joined the exodus from Pat’s site?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Well said, JimboH…

Seems like they’re gonna spin this nightmare out for as long as folk are willing to pay for it.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Rab Wallace

I think your observation on being stuck in a lift with Eddie Howe tops it, Rab,

BornCelt!
2 years ago

A rolling contract? My email supposedly from Ange addressed to me? Message from INCOMING CEO? Lawwell, why are you still here? Your input, including roll-over contracts and loan-players, left us £400 millions short on the balance sheet and the 10 gone. Who is captain, yes I know, Callum Mac, the same back-room staff that led us to ruin, no Broony replacement, seeing him in red, nearly cried, who is coming in to replace Griff, or put him on a diet? Who replaces French Eddie or the Polish lad I have forgotten already? Goalie, unless knowing Greek will get some performances out of that jack-rabbit, Ajer is off, oh and left-back anybody? Is Taylor up to it? Who s going to partner Walsh? Christie off? This is absolutely chaotic. And Ange is supposedly unable to coach in Europe days after injured and confused internationals come back from the Euros and Ange has a ten day house arrest before he can meet the team weeks away from the Champs qualifiers with 40+ millions shot already. Welcome and good-luck Ange. Will you please turn out the lights before your flight back down-under. Please prove me wrong. HH!

Cartvale88
2 years ago

I actually feel sorry for the guy, the board that seems to blame anyone else including the customers are probably ready to bump him if it does not go well. Th3 replacement JPK and Strachan linger on like a bad smell.
He probably does not realise the disaster Liewell and his clowns have created

Uralius
2 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

A bad smell, a bad fucking smell?
KENNEDY AND STRACHAN OUT!
They are more or as much to blame for last season as Lennon. OUT, OUT, OUT!

Admin
2 years ago

Cant wait. This is gonna be some ride. Total genius by the board…get us all behind a quality manager with a brilliant innovative record. Here we go!!

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

There are no geniuses on the board, simply charlatans that remind me of this current government cabinet. They may well have stumbled across a capable manager, here’s hoping, but the pessimism is strong at the moment. God help us.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Government is a charge, Henke.

Everything is planned decades in advance by those who really run the world.

Expecting government to change anything for the better is like asking Punch & Judy for marital advice.

In fact, the glove puppets would make more sense than the self preservation society of the muppets in government.

If voting changed anything they’d never let us do it.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

*Government is a charade, Henke.

Uralius
2 years ago

Ralph give El Gringo my email please. Send we have more than 1 thing in common.

Uralius
2 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

*Seems

charle
2 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

huns

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Nyaff.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Poor wee charle, he can’t even spell his ain name right.

Yet he has the idiot gall tae call me daft …

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Some things are best kept to yourself, mate.

Especially when there’s this amount a muppets about.

But cheers for the compliment.

We can blether on here anyway, at least until Ralph bans me again like he has yon other 20 odd times.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

He won’t.

God won’t either.

He’s as sick of it, and you lot, as I am.

Thats why He lets them jab you.

Holysmokes
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Did the ‘O’Neill type window’ not only work because we already had a few world class players in the squad? Henrik, Lambert, Petrov, Moravcik…

Holysmokes
2 years ago
Reply to  Holysmokes

I agree with you. Was just pointing out that we’re much further behind with squad building than we were when O’Neill took over so the investment has to be even greater, which is scary considering this board’s approach to ‘investment.’

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Holysmokes

And will do all they can to steal as much of it as they can.

A fact that you in yer Hundom choose to ignore, even though it’s staring ye right in the face in the non itemised parts of the running costs.

Instead you trot out the same old excuses on the Tory Masons’ behalf.

Not unlike yer wee tadge svcking namesake here, in fact …

Birds of a feather, eh ..?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Whit is this obsession wae tinfoil a yours?

Are you a junkie, Dunky?

One thing’s for sure, ye’re nae fvckin adult.

A pathetic idiot wean, mair like.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

You’re the daft cvnt that believes we went to the moon and that the human eye can pick out features on that maroon which the scientists tell us is 238,000 miles away.

The Army brainwashed you, mate.

There’s a very good reason all ‘manned Moon missions’ (sic) happened under Nixon and why they’ve never ‘been back’ since.

Now you’re jist gonnae huv tae think about it to learn what it is.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Informed reply Awaiting Approved School …

😉

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

So you know they faked all the ‘Moon missions’ but still you believe them on everything else?!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Why would you trust a known liar who has lied to the whole world repeatedly?
It makes no sense at all, it’s a form of absolute self delusion to trust liars and expect them to ell you the truth.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

But as your intuition has recognised, if there’s a barrie up there how could they possible ever have passed it?

And the fact is, they haven’t.

They just lie that they have, as usual.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

As a Creationist I shouldn’t have to tell you the name of this barrier as it’s written in Genesis and everyone on Earth knows the meaning of the word Firmament.

So they’re caught in one enormous lie once again by renaming it as something else, once again hiding the truth in plain sight.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

The ‘Van Allen Belts‘ are just the cover story.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And if this alleged ‘massive radiation belt’ truly did exist they STILL couldn’t get through it or past it in any possible way without everything being fried and blown apart, men, craft, fuel tanks, the whole shebang.

This is the easy way to recognise that these scum lie about everything, like I’ve been saying all along.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Therefore, this proves beyond all doubt that they’ve never been to ‘space’.

They simply mock up photos and claim they have.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Same as Sevco 1 is 55.

They’re all run by the same secret society.

Lies & Deception is their everyday currency.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

As their overwhelming love for Dave King proved.

I grew up amongst some hardcore Masonic families, even sneaked my way in to have some as friends, so I know exactly how they operate.

Because no matter how sly they tried to be the younger yins of my age group just couldn’t help giving some of the secrets away, thinking they’re fly and reckoning that I couldn’t put the clues together.

But that was only cos they were viewing me through their own limited brains and veils of stupidity because out the clues together I did as I was onto them all along.

And it’s through these ‘good Rangers fans’ that I know for sure that, as I write the other week, they are ALL Huns at heart.

They just like pretending otherwise because deception is their currency.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

But the ‘unmanned equipment’ …

How does that get through this alleged massive radiation belt that is over one thousand miles high?

Radiation is radiation and it would fry everything on board, including the vessel itself.

And here’s another thing …

You know how they say space is a vacuum?

Well, nothing can exist in a vacuum.

Nothing.

Not sound, not combustion, not thrust, neither physical things nor non physical things.

Vacuums would squeeze and pop anything that approached it.

So how can something exist in a vacuum when NOTHING CAN EXIST IN A VACUUM?

They’re lying about all of it and this fact alone proves it to you and everyone else plain as day.

Plus, if space really IS a vacuum then it automatically requires that Earth, and every other planet, star etc etc has a SOLID BARRIER between as pressurised systems like Earth cannot exist either next to, and most certainly not INSIDE, a vacuum.

So if space is a vacuum there irrefutably has to be a barrier to keep us all from exploding.

You’re so close, Duncan, your inner senses know what I write here to be true but your decades of brainwashing & indoctrination are overruling you as your ego simply cannot bear to proven so wrong as this knowledge will change your entire outlook on life.

But if you look a little more and accept the inevitable outcome of your inquiry you’ll be better prepared for the truth when it hits you.

They‘ve lied about everything under the sun, including the sun itself.

How can heat travel 93 MILLION MILES through the freezing vacuum of ‘space’ then suddenly heat us up?

What converts this heat when heat can’t survive in a vacuum?

You just need to think it through a bit more as the truth of their lies is now literally staring you right in the face and it’s only the fears of your own narrow ego that’s doing all it can not to look at it.

But there it is.

You can have it for free.

Should you choose to accept it.

They lie about everything and always have.

This world is nothing like what they’ve told us.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Why did they fake the Moon missions, Dunky?

Why would they lie to us about that, get away with it, then suddenly decide to stop lying to us when they’ve just proven that they now hold all the aces over a gullible humanity that believes shite like that?

Why did they fake the Moon missions?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I knew you’d say the Russians as that’s what we were taught but the truth is there was no Cold War, Stalin, Churchill & Roosevelt all planned it,mor at least executed their rulers’ plans, as another way of keeping people in fear and under control with the supposed ‘constant threat’ from Russia.

Basic Divide & Conquer tactics.

But all those at the top are all related as part of the same interbred families and the Yanks & Russkis were and still are working the entire scam together and have now brought Japan & China in on the joke to keep folk believing the Moon is a solid eoin space that we can land on …

Anyway the Russians claimed to have been to both Venus & Mars in the late 1940s, which America would have no way of topping, as that was a Two In One double whammy at unimaginable gretaer distances.

No, Duncan, the real reason they went to the moon, apart from justifying the spending of billions of dollars of the taxpayers’ money they’d stole, was to fully reinforce the illusion into people’s head that they do indeed live on a spinning ball.

The only problem is they forgot to add the spin as they always do in their cartoon mock ups, and they also forgot that the Earth was six time bigger than the moon so when they photoshopped it in they made it the same size as the moon looks to us, the daft cvnts.

So in reality the whole thing was worked in unison width all the collective ‘space agencies’, ie grafters, worldwide, in on the same deal, steal loads of dosh, show them a few cartoons then have them lining the streets to cheer for it.

But the illusion is falling apart, there are too many holes in all their stories as you’ll see when you start scrutinising them but to keep it simple I’ll put it like this:

The deadly Van Allen Radiation Belts(sic), aka The Firmament, prove they’ve never been past the 99 mile mark, if that.

The yearly unchanging procession of the stars across the skies prove that they’re lying about us flying through an needless ‘space’.

And nothing can exist in a vacuum.

Each or these statements individually prove beyond all doubt that they’re lying to us about the whole thing but when we compile hundreds, if not thousands more, you realise that they have indeed actually lied about everything, and not just about ‘space’:

All you have to do is take their lies one at a time and they turn to dust under the merest objective scrutiny.

And you’re now so close that I reckon you’ll make it.

Cheers.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

*‘Went to the moon’ …

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And check this:


The EquatorThe Equator is an imaginary line on the Earth’s surface created by the intersection of a plane, orthogonal to the Earth’s axis and passing through the Earth’s centre, with the Earth’s surface.’

(or•thog•o•nal ôr-thŏg′ə-nəl

  • adj.Relating to or composed of right angles.)

And as everyone knows, there are no right angles on a ball.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Hairy muff, Captain, but they’re lying about everything under the sun including the sun itself and your knowledge that they cannot pass through a thousand mile radiation belt to the get into a vacuum and survive is your loss.

You know these two things to be impossible individually.

You also know they’re big enough liars to lie to all of humanity that the moon is a rock in a vacuum that we can just visit at will.

You know all these things but it’s your obsession with tinfoil that’s preventing you from taking the next logical step and that’s your call but as a mature and extremely well read adult man who knew I was being lied to my entire life I advise you to reconsider.

You already know they’ve lied about three things from this one post alone.

But you and that tinfoil, man, you really need to get over it and grow up a bit, as though reading something will do you harm.

And you must bear in mind, Duncan, you have no idea whatsoever who wrote the Bible nor what their thought processes were behind it but I will tell you this, whoever wrote it were NOT dumb daft ‘pagans’, as you call them, and the reason we know this is because humanity was NOT monkeys, or cavemen who ‘evolved’ and this is proof is literally carved in stone in the tens of thousands of pyramids on this Earth

Not just the Great Pyramid triplet of Giza but EVERY PYRAMID, from Egypt to the Americas, is built specifically and PRECISELY WITHIN ONE MILLIMETRE to reflect whatever star formations are above them on certain nights of the year.

A feat which no architect, builder, Mason or structural engineer could or would ever even attempt today as they simply tell us that it is IMPOSSIBLE for any modern day man to do it and will freely admit that the DO NOT KNOW how it was done except through some extremely advanced technology that makes our moderne CT machines look infantile in comparison.

So how did they it?

Think on this tonight and tomorrow but I will tell you this …

It wasn’t with ropes, lifts and pulleys, no mater how many liars try to claim it was.

Cheers.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I should add, the Giza pyramids, and the majority of all others from all different time periods and cultures, are in precise measurement to within ONE MILLIMETRE of Orion’s Belt.

The reasons for this are vague, of course, but those at the top of the tree know exactly why this is the case but it appears that the stars emit some great nerdy and these pyramids, ALL of these pyramids, somehow act as converters to radiate this energy into and through the Earth.

Something which the rulers do this realm naturally keep to themselves, like everything else they’ve stolen from us.

Now how could all these cultures that we’re told were so ‘primitive’ possibly not only know the importance of those three stars in Orion’s Belt but then all set about building massive pyramids, that defy all modern expertise, mind, to within one millimetre of their passing over that part of the sky so that the stars and what is on Earth is fully aligned to such a degree?

This also proves that the star formations are NOT flying through this ‘ever expanding universe’ of theirs as these thousand of gigantic monuments to the power of the stars and the sky itself, demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt.

In light of all this ancient technology from all these multiple varied cultures spanning which still stands to this day, it is now obvious to me that it is WE who are the primitive culture, for it is WE who are being misinformed about everything and treated like mushrooms and fed a load of self evident shite and kept wholly in the dark, watching shadow puppets on the walls and believing it to be reality.

Plato’s Cave is right here, mate.

And we’re in it.

But that doesn’t mean you have to trust the shadow puppets jokes.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

*Energy

Not ‘nerdy’ 🙂

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

But we are NOT in space with no up or down.

We’re on Earth where there self evidently IS an up & a down as being unable to walk on our ceilings prove.

There IS such a thing as upside down on Earth because Earth is a pressurised system and a vacuum self evidently is not.

But we can’t tell if there’s Up & Down in a vacuum or not because no one can go into a vacuum and test as they would implode within seconds.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And I DON’T keep using the upside down plane analogy at all:

I keep using the upside down people analogy.

So what ‘curve’ are they following?

And regardless of whether the plane flips or not, IT IS STILL UPSIDE DOWN when it lands on Australia!

And YOU don’t seem to get this concept at all.

For even if it follows ‘the curve’ (sic) the food, the drinks and all the people inside would automatically go flying everywhere as it began its descent, LOMG before it got anywhere near Australia because going by the beloved (by the scientist liars) Pythagorean Theorem (that’s A NUMBER OF THEORIES, mind), the Earth dips at 8 inches per mile SQUARED, which, in case you don’t understand the importance of this, means it dips EXPONENTIALLY at EVERY SINGLE MILE.

EXPONENTIALLY.

This means the number is multiplied by itself and by the third mile we’re already at an angle of hundreds of inches per mile squared slo

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Let me finish!

Sloping of IN ALL DIRECTIONS, no matter where you are.

So another contradiction, and yet another perfect example of them talking out of both sides off their mouths at once, as in their ‘Nothing can exist in a vacuum but we all exist in a vacuum’ palaver

But let’s keep the theoretical maths out of it as it’s just more of their bullsh1t cos they manipulate the math in the ame way they manipulate the language, by front loading it, which is like reverse engineering, in that they start from the premise of the result they desire then begin from THAT premise rather than beginning the study blind to see where it leads them, as all good and true scientists do.

They know what they’re doing and have been doing it since the time of Pythagorus, indeed, he was considered one fo their finest sons and one of the first Freemason, but that’s rubbish too as Freemasonry stemmed from, and still is, what they call The Old Religion, that is, Luciferianism, which is currently known as Zionism but the fact is they’ve been practicing this stuff since ancient Egypt and probably before in Sumeria and possibly elsewhere.

Thing is. Duncan, I’ve read on these subjects extensively and continuously throughout my life and have therefore read books on it that you can’t even imagine have been written as you prove every time you quote the liars own lies and expect me to swallow them like you do.

I was as gullible as you once and wanted to believe them about space but there were just too many contradictions that they not only couldn’t explain but were deliberately obscuring.

But even after nearly 50 years of reading, and I was reading before I even went to school, it still took me until my half decade mark to get the full gist of it so I understand how difficult it is fro you to grasp how enormous and far reaching across the millennia this insane lie of theirs really is.

But still it’s not the books I trust, it’s what is self evident with my own two eyes and my eyes can see that we can’t walk about the ceiling and planes can’t ‘follow the curve’ without everything flying everywhere.

We are not in space, Duncan, the entire thing is impossible in every way and for a Creationist to be spouting The Big Bang THEORY at me is a sad indictment of just how effective their indoctrination programme really is and continues to be.

For you’re either one or the other, a Creationist who believes in God and His handiwork, like The Firmament, or you’re a gullible mug who believes slimy creeps like Neil De Grasse Tyson, who, by the way, wouldn’t last 2 minutes of he tried walking into a pub and spinning those barefaced lies of his.

He’d get his fat @rse handed to him on a plate for his dinner and if I was about I’d more than happily join in.

And so would you once you relate who he really is what what he represents, the fvckin lying sleazy slimeball.

Cheers

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

No, mate, that’s where you’re way wrong, because NONE OF IT is feasible.

Walking on your ceiling is not feasible.

Living in a pressurised system inside a vacuum is not feasible.

Having no barrier between a pressurised system and a vacuum is not feasible.

Million ton cargo vessels floating about upside down on upside down water is not feasible.

8 inches per mile squared is not feasible.

Explosions happening out of Nothing is not feasible and then actually CREATING THINGS is not feasible either, as explosions DESTROY everything and don’t create anything but debris.

All of these examples are Self Evident Facts, that is, we can see them to be true and know them to be true through the genuinely scientific criteria of Observable, Measurable, Testable & Repeatable.

Ie, We can do these tests for ourselves and see the results and have them repeated by others for validation over & over again.

Once you take the goggles off you’ll see this to be so tru that you won’t believe that you were ever dumb enough to fall for it.

For these truths are right in front of your eyes every Monet of the day yet STILL you choose to believe guys that you ALREADY KNOW HAVE LIED TO YOU, and about some of the most important things & events in known history.

They lied about the moon to reinforce the idea of a ball Earth.

They tell us that we’ve passed through a thousand mile high radiation belt no problem and that’s not feasible either.

It’s just lie after lie out them and you need to start seeing the world for what it really is rather than they what they tell you that it is.

Because it’s right on front of your own two eyes and all you have to do is see it but you can’t for all the decades of their programming.

But you might well yet.

We’re all capable.

Cheers.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

What difference does it make?

Passenger planes can’t do it and people can’t do it.

You cannot deny this self evident fact.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Every culture both ancient & modern knows the true nature of the Earth, Duncan.

All those billions and maybe trillions of people down through the aeons would have laughed in your face at the stupidity that people are walking around upside down on a ball that’s spinning at millions of miles an hour IN A VACUUM.

And no wonder …

Every aspect of so called ‘astrophysics’ DEFIES ALL KNOWN AND SELF EVIDENT LAWS OF PHYSICS.

Every aspect, my friend.

Nothing can exist in a vacuum
(Except planets, galaxies, suns, stars and people …)

Aye right.

They tell us how opposing things ta once but, and this is key, you don’t need to listen to anything they tell us when the simple self evident laws of physics tell us the truth in plain sight.

If we could walk around upside down we’d all be playing fitba on our ceilings but we can’t do that because we can’t walk around upside down.

Ffs, how can you argue with this indisputable self evident fact?

As Hitler or Goebbels or some N a z i is meant to have said ‘Make the lie so big that no one would ever believe such a grand lie could be possible.’

All they’ve done is made the lie so big and guys like yourself are the proof that it’s worked.

I was the same myself once.

But reading on this stuff, on so called science, governments, culture and history, coupled with a clear headed observation of the world AS IT IS made me realise that they’d fooled me too and I feel a whole lot better knowing the truth of it.

But it’s your call.

I’m just pointing out how sad it is that such an intelligent man could swallow second hand information whole without even taking a second glance at it to make sure it’s okay.

Cos these cvnts have lied to us about everything, mate, and if we don’t wake up to the scale of it quick they’ll be injecting all of us with their death jabs whether we want them or not.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I know you’re a good & smart man at heart, Duncan, or I wouldn’t waste my time telling you this and it’s out of my respect for your intelligence that I advise you to use it to inform you of what’s really going on here, for the sake of your family if not for yourself.

All those ears they waged on humanity …

It’s because they hate humanity and want this realm for themselves.

They believe themselves to be quite literally of Lucifer’s bloodline through the fratricidal maniac Cain, who they believe impregnated Eve first then Eve showed Adam the birds & the bees thus giving rise to Abel.

And I know that the bible was written by these Luciferian devil worshipping Freemasons because King James and all his fancy footloose cohorts and all those who came before him were of the Canaanite bloodline.

And it’s them who have taken over the world and their glorying in what seems like their apparent ‘victory’ over humanity today.

So I’m no bible guy in any way because I know God wouldn’t choose devil worshipping Freemasons to either write or edit His books for Him when He is perfectly capable of creating an entire Earth in a few days.

I knew this at primary school and seriously pissed my teachers off every time they said it was ‘God’s book’ (sic) and I’d ask how could it be ‘God’s book’ when it was written by men and God can do anything?

Feckin eejits, they hated that! 😀

Anyway, you don’t need to read a book to see what the world is that God made for all of us though most of us DO have to take off the veils that these devil nutters have draped over our eyes and you will see this eventually whether right now you believe it or not.

All the best for now.

I appreciate the chat but you need to stop trusting these liars.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

*Wars.

Not ears 🙂

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And I mean they believe the devil impregnated Eve with Cain.

And who knows, maybe they’re right, people make deals with the devil every day and pay for it long term.

But I wouldn’t trust them on anything and will stick to my own observations on anything anyone else tries to tells me and that’s all I’m advising you to do too.

Dont trust me, just look at it for yourself, you’re more than smart enough to get a handle on it but I understand your reluctance …

It’s peer group pressure, pure & simple.

You fear being lumped in under some ‘tinfoil hat group’.

Proving that they’ve indoctrinated you very well.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Everything that’s true about this world they’ve reverse engineered and who but the devil himself could have such power to feed His children lies about God’s own Creation?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

‘pressuring him into action.’!

You fvckin nuts, mate?

He owns most of the blogs.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

No one ever calls him out, not on any site and not at any time.in the 12 years I’ve been reading them, and I’ve read them all.

That fact alone tells us all we need to know.

mcklintop
2 years ago

What could possibly go wrong? Completely underwhelmed by this. Nobody is convinced Ange was on the radar. We put all our eggs in Howe’s basket, what a colossal mistake that was. I looked at Bhoys Analytics thread on what to expect from Ange’s teams. Tbf it’s an excellent analysis, I can’t argue with it as I know next to nowt about Ange. But two things terrified me.

His teams have a problem defending crosses, I mean it’s not like we have a problem with defending crosses or anything is it?

Secondly his formation leaves a lot of weight on the shoulders of the centre halfs, often they are left exposed as the full backs are pushed forward to press when the opposition has the ball. It’s almost like a 2-4-4 formation. These funky formations give me the fear. Remember John Barnes with his 4-2-2-2 formation. Dear God.

But I’m not a coach so it might work.

First clue will be the areas of the team we strengthen and the quality of the players we bring in.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  mcklintop

The postie clogged glue?

Uralius
2 years ago
Reply to  mcklintop

It depends, of the full backs push up in an inverted fashion underlapping and not overlapping (think Lustig just before he left) then they sit more central and actually shore up midfield protecting the center-backs who are (normally when this is used) pushed up in a higher defensive line.

mcklintop
2 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Like I said I’m not a coach, but you have to think the conceding of goals from crosses has to be linked to the fullbacks pushing on.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  mcklintop

Innit weird how naebody sees that?

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Ange, Ange,
When will those clouds all disappear?
Ange, Ange,
Where will it lead us from here?
With no lovin’ in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can’t say we’re satisfied
Plan B, Plan B,
You can say we never tried

SteveNaive
2 years ago

‘Original pioneers of total football…’ think the Magyars (helps if you have world class players) had a go before us.
Now if we could just get a manager in with AP as coach we could have something.

Mike
2 years ago

Its all the boards fault, yyyaaaawwwnn.
Don’t recall the board being on the park,
don’t recall the board pulling out of tackles,
don’t recall the board turning it’s back on the ball.
don’t recall the board shitting themselves on the park,
don’t recall the board shooting 10 yards over the bar,
don’t recall the board missing stick on sitters, by both feet and the head.
don’t recall the board working their ticket.
don’t recall the board managing the team, or looking like a drunk and blaming the support.
Too, many erm fans reading the SMSM (well pointed out Ralph) and believing all the mince they read. The board are an easy target, yes, they should be ashamed off themselves, for their inaction and stupidity and showing loyalty to someone who was out of his depth. Yes a bunch of pariah’s, who are certainly not without blame, but so were others as well, players and the management team also played a prominent role in last seasons clusterfvck. But that was then, not now and why put the blame on the new manager, give him a break, lets give him a chance, he deserves that surely…

highseastim
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Spot on Mike, I would imagine many of the folk moaning about the appointment are those who this time last year were “creaming their pants” about the incoming Shane Duffy!!

2 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

🙂

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Missed your early morning call Red, shearing sheep, dagging is a stinky job.
A happy belated birthday and many more of them..

2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Cheers Mike

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

If Ange was Irish then there would be little questioning of his appointment. Natural progression. There’s a conveyor belt of men ready from a standard on par with Australia and lower then Japan. Soccer isn’t even the major sport. But hey if you know the soldiers song and start fights with ransoms in Ashton lane you’re in!!

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Randoms

Frank McGaaaarvey
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Wrong. How many wanted Roy Keane in the job?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

True that.

The spoilt brats masquerading as fitba players these days would be broken men after a few days of a character like Roy Keane pushing them to their limit.

Pronlem is it would be a repeat of the downing tools as seen last season under Lennon cos they wouldn’t play for him either.

They’d all ask for transfers instead and I reckon Keane’s savvy enough to know this so he wouldn’t even waste his time trying unless it was as a last minute favour to Herr Moustache.

Always a handy fall back as another fake ‘Plan B’ to take the heat off for a while.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

To be sure, to be sure. Roy Keane comes to mind, Dermot’s go to guy. The support said, no way, no thanks. And they were right, not to back the Man Ewe legend. Imagine if he had been appointed, no managing experience in a decade. Ange looks like he is his own man, someone who would stick up for himself, a manager with 25years football managing experience. It might not work out, who knows, but we need someone to stand up to the legendary football manager at Govan and his crew, its a two horse race after all. The problem is with his very late start its CL Qualifiers in a few weeks and that depends on oven ready players. Good Luck Ange, your going to need it.

The last set of accounts (new 6month one soon) showed a £19.00 mill. cash in bank, the players already sold must have brought in around £14.00 mill. The want-aways should bring in around £25 mill. Loan players have gone saving millions in wages, others like Ntcham will leave for not very much, so there will be some money to finance the re-build of the first team squad, get it right then “Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This”
Get it wrong then ?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Folk like yourself you mean. You can shove the shite you talk back to where it emanated from.

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Sorry Mike, but with the bilge that Lawwell is spouting today about ‘tracking’ Postecoglu for years, I’m afraid we’re in for a rocky ride with these bastards. They are making it up as they go along. Today should have been a day for vision, and not being fed bullshit. Kennedy and Strachan still here when they are just as culpable of the shambles as the new man’s predecessor. I’ll say it again, the whole shower of them are dysfunctional.

Mike
2 years ago

Henke, no friend of mine needs to apologise for expressing their honestly held views. I know where to apportion blame and i witnessed their many faults. To wait 3 months for a new manager and not to tie him to a contract was farcical, the only vision that they possess is into their bank book. It makes me wonder if the delay suited the board to tie up some new players, off piste. To be honest I hope that Kennedy is only there temporarily because of his knowledge of Scottish football. I think if they didn’t have somebody then that would only make it more difficult for the new manager in the short term. I would like to see Duff back helping out, because I feel that the team missed his guidance. Hopefully the new manager will bring in his own men eventually and stand his ground, he has an ideal chance to put his stamp on the team. Time is short, he needs to hit the ground running PDQ. What I read suggests that he can, but that is just my observation, the reality is that we will find out soon enough.

Mike
2 years ago

My reply has gone AWOL Henke. I know what Celtic FC means to you, no apologies necessary.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Pish!

Pretendy Kennedy his fellow laptop lover should have been bid Adieu at season’s end.

Now it’s just a matter of time before they’re announced as Ange’s ‘essential’ backroom team.

2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Hi Mike ;I’ve felt like commenting a few times this last few weeks and you seem to be one of the few that I like to reply to as you feet seem to firmly planted on the ground(imho of course) Hopefully Ange turns out to be a good choice and maybe being from the Australian Football scene hasn’t brought a lot of praise from European football fans but(again imho) his experience in the Japanese football scene will hopefully outweigh the Aussie football scene’s shortcomings because in my limited knowledge of the J League scene they have produced some good footballers ,along with South Koreans etc, and their league plays to as good a level/standard of football as many European leagues do. As I have stated to you Mike on various occasions and to others on this site I yield/ed to no man in my support and admiration for Neil Francis Lennon in his playing days at Celtic Park and in my support for him as a manager at C.P. or wherever he managed and in what he had to endure off field as well. However in this last 12+ months I have to concede that his many critics were in the main right and his tactics ,decisions and his general performances were (imho) responsible for the loss of the 10 and the huns wiping the floor with our team in the league.Yes, the wantaways, injuries ,covid-19 , crap loanees , a board not replacing him by November at the latest were factors in this terrible season just gone but a manager of his experience should have been able to handle those adverse circumstances far better than he did. While it may turn out that there were health problems of various sorts that may have been mitigating factors in his public comments about players in various performances during the campaign, nothing imho will alter the self serving public statements he made after he was removed from the scene and particularly the latest self serving justification in the public statements he made the last week. So therefore Mike regrettably I am led to the conclusion that he is a tarnished Celtic hero imho, in a few months I may see him in a slightly better light but never in the way I saw him when he first walked through the gates of Celtic Park. Hail HAIL!!!!

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  gerald allen

Good post Gerald, it makes many valid points and feeds into my own views. It’s such a pity that his hard won reputation, someone so heavily embedded into the club, left the club with his reputation tarnished, it could/ should have been so different. That’s the thing about views, you are allowed to alter them, it means that you have had a think about them before you changed them. Hail Hail Gerald and all the very best.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  gerald allen

Was thinking about your post last night Gerald (that’s how good it was) it got me thinking about the human element. Your loyalty to Lennon, your empathy towards him were commendable. We Celts are an emotional breed, we wear our hearts on our sleeves, so emotional towards our club, that sometimes our emotion makes us forget that the subject of our ire, is also a human being. Someone who shared our passion about Celtic, the fact that he did not live up to our expectations is perhaps a reflection on ourselves. Anyway Gerald, keep on thinking and keep on posting. Hail Hail.

Salad queen
2 years ago

We have to be optimistic with the new guy, remember just before our centenary season we lost half the team McLeod, McClair etc and look what King Billy provided.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Salad queen

Now we’ve lost a full team and have a manager Sevco passed on in favour of Caixinha …

2 years ago

The problem we have is not the manager, doesnt matter who it would be,its a huge risk.
It’s the people in charge of recruitment where the problem lies.
The board spent big last season, this wasn’t a board who took their eye off the ball, they trusted the wrong people in charge.
We kept all our main players to see out the 10, we spent big money on Barkas Ajeti Bolingoli we brought back Ellynoussi and added Duffy, Laxalt Taylor and in Turnbull to that.
We lost key players in Jamesy and Jullien, covid savaged us more than any other club. Bolingoli lost us 3 games at a crucial time of the season, Dubai cost us more as we had to play a reserve team for 3 matches in a row., and why the game at Livi went ahead and wasn’t abandoned on the night its still a surprise to me. Never seen such dangerous conditions.
No this wasn’t the boards fault, this was trusting the wrong people in charge of recruitment and a manager who simply couldn’t get the best out of a group of players who had given so much over the past decade.
So we aren’t as far back as some think. A new head of recruitment is required and hopefully the manager knows a few gems from Japan and Australia we have done ok with players from that part of the world in the past. HH

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

The Scottish Government/SFA changed our season.
It was always going to be a lower priority from the chair of the Celtic PLC.

There is a reason why there is never a photograph of the boards drinking buddies.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

When in doubt, show Lenny while he is out.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Cos they’re all in it together.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Jimmybee, was there a difference in treatment towards Celtic Players? Why bother if it is fixed?

Celtic have become like a Boss telling a young employee;

“If you mention this, I will make sure you will never work again.”

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Football is just one big Non Disclosure Agreement.

The society that runs it demands it.

portpower
2 years ago

They offered Ange Peter`s carport for 10 days.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

And he accepted.

No choice.

2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

I just feel at crucial times things went against us port. We seemed to be the only club getting players quarantined. Look at the case when Tierney was allowed to play but not Christie and McGregor was it?
5 busses to transfer players to games. A whole host of reasons that things didn’t work out as they should have. Now we were piss poor under Lennon no doubt, but there us no way Duffy is as bad a player as he showed.
Tactically we were at 6s and 7s but players are there to turn things around, things conspired against us, but definitely the wrong manager was in charge.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

The hole thing is rigged from top to bottom, Jimmy.

All the other clubs showed up at Parkheid in ONE BUS while we had to ask Douglas Park for 6 …

It makes me six, it makes me sick, it makes me six six sicks.

BJF
2 years ago

Welcome to Ange, he’s not quite what we expected but judgement should be withheld until we see how he handles himself. Please let’s get past the first quarter of the season before some idiot pronounces him a success or failure.
Now sure why Dermot should invest his assets in the club, I certainly don’t favour a club financed by handouts, having to rely on one person. I can think of a club like that and it didn’t end well for them.
Our business model is based on a loyal support buying tickets and merchandise, winning trophies, recruiting young players who are sold on ( unfortunately). I don’t want an absent landlord’s handouts, we have little enough control.

portpower
2 years ago

Well I`ll be, Qantas has a jet.
Dom, please ensure that the window is not only cracked open to let the breeze in.

Ange has brought his Windex.

Enjoy.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

How do you fry eggs without scalding your face down there, Port?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

As the plane flies in, at what point does it do a 180 degree flip so that it’s flying upside down?

Does the pilot alert you to this incredibly dangerous maneuvre or does he just let the food and drinks fly everywhere?

After all, landing a jumbo jet upside down while filled with people shitting themselves is quite the feat for any pilot, far less it happening in tandem all over the country at the same time!

Dont the hostesses fall all over the place with their heads hitting the ceiling and their skirts flying up round their necks showing their pants n tights to all the passengers as the plane turns upside down in midair?

portpower
2 years ago

Feng shooie …

Which way should your kangaroo face in your hame?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Upright.

portpower
2 years ago

I only make them runny.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Surely then they runny way ..?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago

Hahaha

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Don’t you feel sick walking about upside down all day?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

So we can’t write the word N A U S E O U S on here either …

Wtf, Ralph or Desi?

Why are all these regular words banned from use?

portpower
2 years ago

Aussies do it better is fine.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

But you’re not Aussie.

And all the Aussie birds I knew did it pretty much the same way.

Which was hairy muff by me.

2 years ago

You just did write the nauseous word cough

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

I spelled it out because it didn’t get through.

And we can see from the date that your own attempt took 5 days to pass approval also., Red.

2 years ago

Now mine awaits aproval

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Your Aussie bird?

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Well dont type fuck

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Is Ange’s 10 day Solitary Confinement really about Covid or is it a readjustment period for him to learn how to walk the right way up rather than upside down?

portpower
2 years ago

He has chosen the living quarters of the rural scheme.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Easterhoose will dae him ra wurld a good.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago

found in a bargain basement amongst bargain basements.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

The T in your name?

kennybhoy
2 years ago

Welcome to Scotlands most succesfull club . Now bring us home our title !!!!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  kennybhoy

S’nomoors, mate.

It’s jist a title.

They say anybody can win it but they say about the American Presidency tae.

It’s all rigged, fae the fitba parks a Scotland tae the White House, fae Westerwood tae Hollywood.

The Masons own it, or at least run it on behalf their chiefs.

Learn this simple and obvious fact and today will have indeed been a school day.

But you already know it yourself.

You just find it too hard to believe the scale of it.

But there it is.

portpower
2 years ago

Be prepared of ones SMSM for thy adlibbing of Celtics and Anges future.

Football will never be fully understood. Were pupils of the game Ghirls and Bhoys.

portpower
2 years ago

He appears along side…an unbearable question is an insult to Dermot Desmond. Frozen moment.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

His hobby is the Huns.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Tell Charlie Saiz passenger planes can’t flip over, they’re too big and heavy for such an impossible trick.

He wont understand the logic but tell him anyway.

He’s a bit dim but maybe true words from Oz will alert him.

portpower
2 years ago

All is described as a shape. What shape is drawn as sound?

portpower
2 years ago

Sound through paper is in ones own self read. Can silence there after be sound?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

All sound is but silence interrupted.

portpower
2 years ago

To be or mentee be?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Upside down aircraft and million ton cargo vessels stuck to upside down water …

THAT is the question.

And how you personally cope with it all.

portpower
2 years ago

That is me on the wing of a prayer with no need to import must.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Are all,Aussies dingbats or don’t they notice their upside downness?

portpower
2 years ago

What you know is wrong.
Relativity in Aussieland is unzipping and letting it out for a drink. Even in Winter.
Quite the task. The opposite produces!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

It’s all relative, cobber.

But folk can’t walk around upside down or we’d all be playing fitba on our ceilings.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

And I’m never wrong on the things that matter.

Cos I seek & seek long before I speak.

As I told you years ago.

Now you know.

Observe the horizon.

It’s not called HORIZONtal for nothing.

It’s all about your orientation.

And yours is currently off by a fair billion, dinkum.

charle
2 years ago

blah blah blah

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Oh, how I just LOVE winding you up, ya wee gargoyle fud.

And you obviously love reading it tae! 😀

Nae luck, wee man!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Dear Ange

Are you a Freemason and do you know the Scottish version of the Third Knuckle Shuffle?

Know this and you’re sorted.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

PS, When playing football in Australia, why doesn’t the ball fall off?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

The photie of Som McKay on the BBC page welcoming Ange isn’t very flattering.

He looks like he’s having a tough time of it pushing out a shite while at the same time trying to digest all the other shite Peter’s been feeding him these past two months.

A fra cry from the cheery fella with the big grin the day he signed the contract.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

‘Doubts were raised over whether Ange Postecoglou had the correct coaching licence to manage in Europe, but Celtic have confirmed there are no issues.

“Ange has successfully achieved UEFA recognition and endorsement in relation to his Pro-Licence issued by Football Australia,” the club state.

“He begins working immediately and will be arriving in Glasgow as soon as current protocols allow.” …

Now how did they do that particular little piece of third knuckle shuffling when everyone knows that the guy DOES NOT have the requisite licences to coach a team in Europe?

Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.

And we’ll never know as an NDA is all part of the scam

Paul Mc
2 years ago

What’s for pudding? Proof. And time. You can’t hide forever. Now that the new CEO is being more vocal and we have a manager, I’d hope we’re willing to give them a chance. Yes we need a refreshed board but that will take longer for McKay to shift the people’s front of Judea on. I think it’s vital Ange gets his own people. We’ve planned abysmally as Lawwell and Desmond were convinced they had it in the bag then Howe sh&t it. If we see fitter, better organised players, great. If we see more academy prospects given a chance, yes please. But that won’t happen if Ange is isolated and we’ll know that imminently. If it’s clear he doesn’t have backing or backroom staff, we make our feelings clear. If he does, they have a clean slate (if given funds) to go for it. Stressful being a Tim!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Paul Mc

You think Ding Dong Merrily McKay is gonnae shift the might of Herr Moustache, the very billionaire that employed him?!

Hahaha, that’s a belter, mate 😀

Are you Reg Varney in disguise?

portpower
2 years ago

10 bucks we win the first League game (away) by 7.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Buckaroos?

James
2 years ago

What a waste of a diary,the last thing on the new managers mind will be to read your open letter, you sound like a stupid Hun,do what you’re best at and just post the rumours from the ranch n behave yersel

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  James

No way that’s Janus.

Too much common sense.

portpower
2 years ago

El, the floor is your dinner plate, the tide is coming up the Northern Hemi.
Beachfront jessie resort.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

The floor is indeed mine, Port, but the ceiling ain’t yours, boss.

If it was you would live on it just to feel like an upright citizen again.

charle
2 years ago

port ma question is this would a dingo the gringo be allowed tae plate jesse

charle
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

cause the last time gringo plated anything wis the day he wis born heh heh aint huns strange

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

How do ‘WE owe Lenny The Ten’, wee man?

Tell us.

charle
2 years ago

yool never know cause yoor a fookin zombie

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Hahaha, that’s right, shite face, avoid the question as usual.

It’s only because you know that it is without a doubt the stupidest thing ever written on these pages.

And as you there’s been some serious competition.

But you win the prize for being The Most Inane Spiteful Idiotic Little F@nny Ever to grace the airspace of ETims.

Gather round everyone and give that fud a hand! 😀

2 years ago

Gentlemen show some decorum
While posting on this forum

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

We’d attack them
We would floor ‘em
But we could never get past
That fat cvnt Goram

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

There may be a Hemi tae gie ye a semi but Ah can guarantee ye there ain’t no sphere.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Even Skippy knows it’s all balderdash.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I was a bit of bush kangaroo myself once but the birds these days think they own the sky.

But they don’t own this guy.

Mike
2 years ago

Your certainly a kangaroo Skippy. Slow down a mo, remember Ralph’s not on double time. He needs a wee lie down after writing the Diary, time to recover his Angle poise, he canny write a new Diary every single day. He’s not called Ned Kelly for nothing. You try walking about in the Bush wearing a big tin gimp mask and khaki shorts through the midday sun, tying his Kangaroo down… sport. Mind, he does like a tinny or two before 6.00am. He used to be a life guard on Bondi, but his wife found him giving mouth to mouth to a big Australian blonde Kola bear. Hector was furious, cos he had first dibs, takes all kinds I suppose. Anyway nighty night Bush Bhoy.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Kangaroos move at their own pace, Mike.

You should know that, being a farmer.

charle
2 years ago

dingo you ar owned by david icke dry yer fookin eyes ya daftie

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

How do ‘WE owe Lenny the Ten’, dingbat?

Back up yer lunatic statement with logic, ya wee tube.

charle
2 years ago

you owe fookall zombie

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Now now, calm down, calm down!

😀 😀 😀

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Ye’re a twisted little gargoyle, charlie, an unfortunate stain on the face of the Calton, an empty vessel rattling like two peas in an auld tin can.

I attended a David Icke talk in Dublin once but I could tell even then he was controlled opposition and besides, Celtic we’re playing Boavista in the UEFA Cup semi final and I’d a bird to meet so old Icke didn’t make the cut.

I never did trust him but had to check him out tae make sure.

You should try that wae yer words sometime, wee man.

It might stop ye coming across as a vindictive idiotic little tube.

But I doubt it since that’s what ye are.

Round ye,

charle
2 years ago

dingo a think yoor tellin lies aboot the bird heh hehbut that might no be jeest me ha ha ya fookin dafty

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Ye don’t believe me about the bird, charlie?

I met her, her pal and her mate but we kept it strictly between the four of us.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Celtic had just won after all.

Felt like I’d won a cup myself that night.

In fact, it was overflowing on all fronts.

charle
2 years ago

dingo a never geid ye the thumbs doon in case yer para ya fookin dafty

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

I don’t give a fvck aboot thumbs doons, charlie.

I just like noising you up.

😉

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I know what I make of that …

It means you’re an attention seeking wean whose only sense of self validation comes from the approval of the adults around him.

Grow up.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Shoah, it’s dat ol’ rapier wit in action.

But try again, you’ve lost context.

charle
2 years ago

saiz a pally mine bought a wee flat doon rothsey he reckons heel make a few shillings rentin causy people gon thur holidays in scotland on accounty the plague so ile be havin a wee shot ae it ///wits that pub ye said again

charle
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

ps who the fooks dee dee

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

Ooh, charle, now is it, wee man?

Think ye’re going up in the world cos ye’re going down on Duncan?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

And I know who you are, Duncan …

You’re Lieutenant Pigeon.

Never oot a attics and ye love sitting on mouldy old dough,

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Bigging up more Huns agin, eh, Charlie?

Why so t you ever mention the good Tim Kevin Bridges?

Why is it the Hun Limmy’s kinda humour that tickles yers f@nny?

Ye know his fat lump a scum of a brother did time for threatening to murder Angela Haggerty, don’t ye?

The mask is slipping, Duncan.

Ye can only fool numpties like yer haufwit namesake for so long.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Aye, Ah did, aye.

You didnae 🙂

Monti
2 years ago

WELCOME TO CELTIC ANGE POSTECOGLOU!

Monti
2 years ago

El Gringo Machino, any chance you could calm down a bit?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Why?

charle
2 years ago

is it jeest me or is gringo the dingo really auld poots wae his flat earth philosophy and his ideas of dynasaur bones being made by cavemen who wer good wae paper mache ha ha ha ha aint huns dumb///////////// anyway welcome to celtic ange things can only get better COYBIG

charle
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

poor gringo the dingo the attention seeker worries aboot how many up or doon votes he gets a pity the poor coont

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

I told ye, wee man, I’m only here for the laughs.

And there’s nae end of those wae a dummy like you about.

Your idiotic responses and nothing to offer posts would fit right in oer on Swallow Swallow but I doubt even they’d let a clown like you in.

Right up your alley though …

Fulla halfwits.

charle
2 years ago

a had a dream ange wis singing dye cum fae the land down under and slippy remembered the time he slipped and hees got segs oan his shoes heh heh bring it home angebhoy

charle
2 years ago

any tim who disnae back ange should take thur negativity andfook off and gie thur ticket tae a positive tim cause ther ar thousands ae thum oot ther

charle
2 years ago

a remember even wen big jock came back the hun scum press said is he ready ha ha ha ha hun scum press no fook all

charle
2 years ago

dingo dae ye no sumtimes think foock the shape ae the world a think al go furra pint /////////try it kid you know it makes sens

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charle

I go for a pint.

But if you don’t know why the shape do the world matters, son, then I won’t tell ye.

You have a think about it.

It’ll come tae ye eventually.

Mibbe.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

In fact, I’ve been in the same pubs as you, charlie.

You just didn’t know it.

But I do.

charle
2 years ago

dingo ya wee sausage ye need tae answer me quick cause ama busy man

charle
2 years ago

right it wis good takin the coont oot ye dingo but a need tae go and make ma 25 bob catchy wen yer awake ya fookin brain a britain

charlie
2 years ago

by the start ae the season weel awe be givin it men ar work and crowded house aaint ange majic

charlie
2 years ago

port av went aussie wae ange ///////suns oan ma back and am oan london road /////this fucker better be good ha ha ha ha am in furra penny in furra poun

charlie
2 years ago

port av went awe aussie yon ange better be able tae eat crocadiles ha ha ha ha ha ha

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Make a nice change fae you eating Duncan’s knob.

charlie
2 years ago

port hawf the time we wer awe sayin wits yon port gibbering aboot noo weer awe saying ports is anges translater ha ha tell wee spencer his uncle charlies cummin over tae see anges birthplace or wer he landed he he aint boat people grand

charlie
2 years ago

wae ange the aussie songs will be ringing round paradise ma favorites men at work /////////////wits yours

charlie
2 years ago

thats ma lift bye

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Did ye, aye?

Mike
2 years ago

Rumbled; CQN – “Welcome to Celtic Angelos Postecoglou, I have a good feeling about this, Hail Hail

eTims; “found in a bargain basement amongst bargain basements.” – Itchy Baws.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

you had a good feeling about Duffy and hes the blueprint for sh!te centre halves. Certainly the worst ever in celtics history. So wtf do you know ya erse.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

btw, whether this guy turns out to be any good or not there is not denying the “blameless” board scowered the planet for the cheapest option. Same old same old, now geeze a f_uvckin brek.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

I feel your pain. There’s a cure though, its called stop talking shite.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

you should follow your own advice

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

then again mibees you urny feelin any pain.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

“I have a good feeling about this.” ^ Note, no mention of the board or the cheapest option. Just an expression of your happiness at his appointment.
Completely at odds with your consistency on here. Do you have a dual personality? Which one am I talking to? The good yin, or the bad yin?

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I think its a sh!te appointment. Don’t know what CQN has to do with anything. maybe send us a link and I can help you with that.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

Here’s The Link; Paul 67 at lick the boards bum.com

As it happens I agree with you, but it is what it is. They have started with the mince – Japanese players, City Group Weans Utd. If that comes to pass, then we are Donald Ducked.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

From the link I can see straight away this was an imposter. I predict this season will be worse than last.

and the board cried “Tora Tora Tora”

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

With a T?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

That’s ‘Scoured’, Rich T.

And their ‘planet’ is jist a daft idea they’ve planted in the dafties’ nappers.

So too bad for the mugs that swally it.

mabozzaRitchie
2 years ago

spelling police alert, the w@nks of the internet

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  mabozzaRitchie

That’s rich coming from you, T, the real w@nk of the Internet.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

That’s fvckin atrocious writing, diabolically bad.

Stick tae playing wae the Action Men.

Iancelt67
2 years ago

I seem to have lost my way. I was looking for the Etims forum. I think I’ve happened upon a Tourette’s group

2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Yes you, fuck off, have.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Nah, you came to the right place, Lance.

Thats the first time we’ve had us three non vaxxers in a row for weeks.

Yez might be tadgers but at least yez got that right.

Respect where it’s due.

Iancelt67
2 years ago

1:55 autism as opposed to 1:10000 ten years ago

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Tell them, Ian.

They don’t want to know so that’s all the more reason to tell them.

Colin McKay RIP

Woof Charlie
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Wouldn’t have anything to do with better diagnosis of a condition that pre-dates vaccines? There’s room in George Square for the three of ye.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

No, it has nothing to do with that at all because hundreds of doctors have came out and admitted that the vac cines CAUSE autism.

These docs have been persecuted for opposing these toxins for years, with threats of losing their licence, attempted bribery and some even threats from the pharma giants to shut them up.

I’ve pit the list of what in the poisons before o, everything for aluminium & mercury to aborted human fetal cells to dead monkey parts.

So if you like having dead animals and dead babies being injected into you, little doggie, you go right ahead.

But don’t say we didn’t warn you when it all goes wrong.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Not bad, mate.

Utter garbage.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

What are your reasons for refusing to participate in the worldwide genetic experiment, Duncan?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

No need, Duncan, I just read all your valid reasons on the other thread.

Thanks for the input.

Amazing how someone so clever can still be so dumb.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Proving it’s all about how well informed you are.

Thats why I read everything, in case something important gets missed.

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago

Bravi ragazzi……….

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

We all are at heart, Henke.

Even the perra charlies.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Ruth Bader Ginsberg was born a man that kept the dangly bits.

Jist look at its photies.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

As though its face wasn’t bader nuf…

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

He came from the land of munters
White wimmen glow as Abos suffer
Cant you hear
Cant you hear their thunder?
You better suck
You better love
Their Commonwealth
Empire

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago

Flew into Glasgow, Monday
Drove past Ibrox, saw a zombie
Talked to Pete Lawwell, he made me nervous
Wanted me to use his scouting service.

He said: Have you come from the land down under?
Neil Lennon – f*ck me! What a blunder!
As much impact as a fart in thunder
He had to run, he had to take cover.

Asked Pete about the transfer budget
Would he be straight, or would he fudge it?
He said: No speak-a that language
I just smiled and gave him a knuckle sandwich.

I said: I’ve come from a land down under
To wake you up from your slumber
Can’t you feel, can’t you feel fans’ hunger?
You’d better run, you’d better take cover.

Met with Strachan and Kennedy
Laptops and graphs but not much to say
I said: Which players here will tempt me?
It seems like all we have are duds a-plenty

They said: Do you come from a land down under?
Do you understand Port, we wonder?
Well, we’re like him except with numbers
We’d better run, we’d better take cover.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Nice one, R St.P.

Not yer best but decent all the same.

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago

Yeah, you’re right it was a rush job. Attracted an instant ‘thumb doon’ though!!! All great art has its criti

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

…cs. Gie us a chance tae finish ffs!!!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Haha, aye, it’s all go round here!

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago

I’m suffering from premature evaporation!

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

It must be contagious.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Ding Dong Merrily McKay
By heathens the Celts are minging
Ding Dong Merrily
This guy
Is sick of all this cheating

Glue asks
Who the fvck is who
At Celtic the noo
Bar this gang a fvckin tubes
Wae a support that’s well been lubed
To feed their gluttonous pubes
An that

Who’s Anna In The Ex Chelseas?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I know, Charlie, it just flows naturally through me.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

🙂

2 years ago

Gringo yep I have to agree that you’re ok full of it

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Thank you for your recognition of my profound innate wisdom, Red

🙂

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Ye just did.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Read what I wrote to you earlier about you knowing they faked the ‘Moon missions’.

We’re both sharing the wisdom right there.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

After that read Crowley’s Book of Lies.

You should get the full gist of it then.

Cos Crowley was their chief homeboy.

Still is yet.

That’s how they roll.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

It’s also on YT on audio, which is easier on the eyes.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago

inmate wisdom.

fixed that for you.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

No you didn’t.

Monti
2 years ago

Mensa out for a daytrip i see

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti’s Monthly Menses.

How are you coping, Montgomery?

Has your ability to write properly fallen off a cliff?

It was the jabs that did it.

They’re making folk senile along with hundreds of other serious adverse reactions, from paralysis to disability to death.

Yet you, ya dumb fat fud, have the cheek to tell people to get them, jist because you’re too scared to read the truth about what’s really going on here.

Away and stuff yer f@nny waeTampax,, king clown without a clown.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

anaphylaxis

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Blood clots

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Neurological disorders

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Autoimmune disorders

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Blindness, deafness, infertility, miscarriage

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Yep, amongst many, many others.

I tried to post the list earlier but of course it won’t get past.

I only hope that no one I know, not on here nor anywhere else, suffers any of these horrific side effects of this terrible experiment being enacted on humanity.

I did and still do all I can to get this message out as it’s incumbent upon as me a compassionate human being to do so, despite what so many of you might think.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Minnie the Driver ..?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Now the wee saps of Scotland will kneel before their Imperial Masters at Wembley on Friday BEFORE they take to the pitch too.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Team SFA.

Freemasons all..

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

In ‘taking the knee’ they’re paying homage to the cop and NOT his alleged victim.

How can people be this blind?

Taking to your knees is a Masonic symbol of your consent to a position of subservience.

That’s why the churches have their flock do it and those getting knighted by Lizzie do it.

Consenting to be subservient.

Which is the total opposite of taking a stand against something.

Mike
2 years ago

Arise Saint Michael, the Arch Angel, of Marks and Spencer, King of the May- and KOTW. Down Under, now there is the thing to think about. Many the time I have enjoyed being – Down Under and that’s why I am this weeks KOTW.
It is my pleasure (there he goes again) and an honour to accept this award on behalf of Knobs everywhere. For those who have been very disappointed GIRUY.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

You won Knob Of The Week, Mike?

A self conferred Knob Of The Week, obviously, as the competition hasn’t been run for months.

Not that I’m one to complain about you finally admitting to your character faults but you work away, you must deserve something after all that sheep shearing.

Mike
2 years ago

I’m on Ralph’s Trusted Trader list of Knobs, called up at short notice when he forgets to include them. I’m also a Trusted customer of Marks and Spencer, for every pair of tartan trews, I get a free bra and panty set. Knobs btw are sexual digits not part of any human characteristic. Are you a robot?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I’m no bot of the week 🙂

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Now hang on a minute, Mike, I have nothing against tartan trews, wellies, suits or Bay City Rollers costumes but I think matching bra & panty sets are pushing it one sheep too far!!!

Monti
2 years ago

Gringo, the font of all pvsh

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What’s ‘pvsh’, Monti?

2 years ago

Probably ancient Roman pvsh

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Pvshing Pishicus up a hillicus?

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wow Christian Erickson. Hope you’re ok

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

What does Monti have to do with Christian Eriksen?

Monti
2 years ago

Henke, any requests for about 2 in the morning?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yeh, shove your phone somewhere you can’t get a signal……up your arse might just do the trick.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

The fat chap been phoning you pished in the middle of the night again, Henke?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago

Montiflix Ra videos every fifteen or twenty minutes via WhatsApp, when I’ve got an early start and I’ve already been sleeping for an hour or so. I’m not good if I don’t get my 8 hours uninterrupted, in fact, I’m not ashamed to say,I can be a colossal cvnt without my zzzzzzzzzzsssss.

Iancelt67
2 years ago

Nice touch by lukaku after his goal. Dedicating to Erickson who is a brilliant player.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

He never was a good one for showing respect, Henke.

Too self obsessed I think.

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago

I wouldn’t say that. He’s a right good lad and extremely respectful.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Not to me he’s not.

As you know.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I wouldn’t say that. He’s a right good lad and extremely respectful.’

I gave this the rightful thumbs that it had, lost and deserves.

I know he is.

I always did like him and I hope he knows it.

And I think he does at heart,

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Disnae mean he’s no still good for a wind up though.

🙂

Monti
2 years ago

Watch who you are calling fat Gringo…..

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I never called you fat Gringo!

I called you fat Monti.

Cos that’s you’re name

😀

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And I’m always watching.

As you know.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

The pies have it.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

But there’s no fat on Gringo.

2 years ago

So YOU ARE BIG BROTHER

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

I watch Big Brother.

But not the one on the tv.

Monti
2 years ago

That’s not very nice, did someone nick your tartan rug aff the washing line?………old man.

Monti
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Or maybe your bag of werthers melted in this heat, stuck to your dentures?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Don’t like Werthers, but I do like those Buchanan’s Irn Bru humbugs.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Monti prefers their range of handbags.

Don’t ye, Monti?

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

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