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Etims Caption Contest : MidgieRaker

Its that time again folks….get your funny heids oan and send in your comments\captions for the following picture.

While this recent scene from a Scottish town centre may not seem immediately football related, we are sure you can come up with a few suggestions.

Remember the First Rule of Caption Club…there are no rules.

We’ll publish polite, rude and even those extremely mild suggestions that could offend someone as overly-sensitive as Ally McCoist or Charles ‘Keep em distracted’ Green. We  just ask  you to make it FUNNY.

Best of luck and we look forward to seeing what you can suggest for this scene :

 

 

 

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BARRY LOPEZ
9 years ago

“AM FED UP WITH EARFULLS OF SAND SO I’LL JUST STICK MA HEID IN HERE…..WE ARE STILL THE SAME CLUB….WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!!!”

binkabhoy
9 years ago

“Come on now Mr Mainstreammediaeveryzombiefanandemployee, time to come out”

“NoooooOOOOooOOOoOOO! It’s a conspracy, using the cunning use of rules and laws of the game!”

Run Sammy Run
9 years ago

2 guys at the bottom right

‘Am telling ye Charlie, this is the best stag doo ever. Who’s idea wis it to jam Jimmy’s heed in a bin then get 2 male strippers to come along and shag him up the arse?’

Frank McGaaaarvey
9 years ago

“Nup, there’s nae £94m hidin’ in here.”

“Gerrit right up ye bin. We’ve goat bigger crowds than you.”

“I wonder if we hide wur trophies in here will they still take them away fae us?”

“Haw, Regan and Doncaster, come oot o’ there!”

brencelt
9 years ago

Shockerooni, in a hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil scoop, another Scottish journalist adopts the “David Murray position”

9 years ago

I cany believe you Duranty, imagine chucking away a pakora…

Eddie
9 years ago

what this? ….dual contracts! …..and five titles!

Richie
9 years ago

Campbell Ogilvie’s secret office discovered

sean
9 years ago

right who wants an orange away top?

Pensionerbhoy
9 years ago

Look at the state o’that! And you said it would be a doddle getting in to the new Ibrox.

Hi, Mrs! McCoist here! Can a hae 6 dozen pies fur me ‘n twa chicken legs fur Charles! Looks like we’ll be a wee while yet afore it’s burnt right doon tae the grun. They b*****d fire brigade are still tryin’ tae pit it oot. Oh, by the way, send the bill tae Duff and that ither guy.

Hey mate! You’re in the right place if you’re lookin’ fur a black hole.

Take a look, pal. That’s Ogilvie lookin’ for his E.B.Ts and the dual contracts so he can gie them tae the fire brigade tae burn.

Weelubo
9 years ago

Slanty gub bomber broons in the bin shouting ‘I’ve found the deeds!!’

Stevo
9 years ago

Where’s that fuckn moonbeam…

Ewen C
9 years ago

The Vanguard Bears continue their relentless search for justice and Craig Whyte.

Estadio
9 years ago

“Could I have an Eggs Benedict, a pepperoni and a drink wae a green and white straw please?”

El Tel
9 years ago

Look Charlie, I’ve found you a new suit.

Is that Bin Laden!

K McBride
9 years ago

Look Mr fireman, I’m a hun, I’m used to burying my heed.

Rather they laugh at me doing this than cause I’m wearing a hun top.

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