Poets Corner, And a Bit Of Rap

Charlie Saiz has put together some  rhyme. 

He doesn’t do it all the time 

but when he does, it’s worth a look, 

and thank him for the time he took 

The first one… 

Funeral Blues International……by .Y.U Audit

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the hacks from remarking with a lamb bone.
Silence the critics with the Lambeg drum
We’re having a party, for the time has come.

Let Auditors circle the crippling overheads
Greeting over SKY’s breaking news …Oldco are Dead,
As Jim White mourns at the state of the Club he loves
Let the Crowns lead Investigator wear white forensic gloves.

Fans Up North,the South ,the East and West
Partied all week to Simply The Best,
Yon Bighoose,Chris Graham,Leggo they believed
Rangers would last forever: now sadly all bereaved

The 5 stars not valid now, All tainted every one;
Blinded at the Moonbeams in The Record &The Sun
Happy in delusion they clearly never understood
Avoiding paying Taxes means now it’s gone for good.

And second, which has more of an eminem feel to it…

Bampots and Nutters

What do we do with this issue with Rangers?
They took the gamble ignored all the dangers
Dodging their Tax at the behest of a Porn King
Taking the plaudits as though it was the done thing
Bringing in players that they could not afford
Loans from the Bank mounting debts all ignored
The bold David Murray the brass neck of the man
Floating pitches,casinos were all part of his plans
He called the shots had the press in his hand
Given back pages to gloat on demand
No one dare question the direction of travel
But for Hugh Adam who warned it would unravel
If only they had listened,taken stock, taken heed
The Tax could have been paid and their Club not be deid
So here we all pause on the end of a decision
That’s causing some stress and plenty derision
The Rangers have demanded that we all simply move on
For the good of the game.. of course don’t get them wrong
No need for stripping titles or erasing their fine name
For they have given so much to a corrupt Scottish game
The Stenograhers rally yet again round their chosen one
The dicks from the Herald,Daily Record and Sun
But the “bampots” the “nutters” out with their wee clique
Won’t let it happen as they think you’ve a cheek
For over 100 years Rangers had it their way
It’s time to take a stand and today is the day