What defence will it be this week…place your bets…place your bets…Ronnie, Sunday morning
Woohoo..we survived, I mean played a solid defensive shift – Ronnie, Sunday afternoon
Aye that Tom Rogic is all very well being fit and fancy footed but tell me this….Can he do it on a wet dark day in Dingwall?….oh aye he can, bastard – Neil McCann
Hoi Ronnie…did you hear the fans booing when you took me aff..what you denying me that hat trick for?…you hate they love me more…admit it, admit it!…only kidding boss, love ya! – SuperLeigh
So you just jump up, meet the baw, send it on its way, told you, simple game – Nir Biton, Scoresheet.
We scored from a corner?. What an OG for the opposition? – Celtic fans everywhere, Shocked.
Im gonna play a full game! , im gonna play a full game!! , im gonna play a full game!!! – Wee Jamesie, 88 mins, Pitch
Bugger!, right Boss where’s ma big coat – Wee Jamesie, 89 mins, Bench.
Izzy had a good game?…good for him, he knows I was too busy playing the new Call of Duty for fitbaw this weekend anyhows – Kieran Tierney, Cloud 9
They don’t let me talk in public anymore, anyone noticed that? – Wolverine Collins.
How skint am I that Im commentating from a coo-shed in the Highlands, I mean welcoming this opportunity to enjoy this taste of real football in the SPFL – Big Chris, Soaked
Leigh Griffiths has a problem as the guy is scoring so many goals but Scotland don’t play again for 10 months…yip I really said that statement out loud! – Hugh Keevins, Radionet bampot
Remember me…anyone…hello….naw…sob – Tony Stokes, Doldrums
Is Mr Doncaster in? Oh he’ll take our call alright – The Four Directors of the Apocalypse
We’ve all been watching Frozen, a horror movie about our Assets so we all ask, cant you all please LET IT GO!! when it comes to taking our titles! – Rangers PR Dept
Celtic in the cup semi…oh FFS…thanks for that..can we play them at Shinty instead? – Ross County Supporters
I see a lot of debate on how they shouldnt have those things on their jerseys. Naw, im no talking about Celtic and Poppies, I’m talking about Sevco and that badge and stars I own…do you like my new Rangers Retail Directors chair? – Big Mike, Ibrox ATM
poppycock…but funny
Top quality
As good as my meds anytime. Cheers, man. Laughing,like farting,is good for the heart.
Delighted Hunlines is back, one of my fav things on Etims
Just posted this in the Daily Record.
What do you think am I a bitter old man or do I have a genuine greivence
Try again with DR post
Totally agree with CrisisWhatChrisis.
What totally aggrieves me is the obvious difference between loyal supporters like myself, and the guns for hire, Lambert and MON has gone from my Hero to Zero. After that Motherwell game I was so sickened I was unable to function at work for days. The Bears got that high denied me, and I want that taken away from them, as is my right.
However I can’t wait till they are back in Premier league again to make it interesting
MSM pushing Moyes for Celtic Bah Humbug . Celtic have a manager ,time for PL to come out and say No Change we have a plan in place and we are sticking to it. Moyes is better suited to Preston or Bolton or somewhere like that he is not a big club manager . Why take on someone who has won nothing and has basically failed at his last 3 jobs.
Rubbish.
Justify?