Copps launch New Sevco Sticker Collection

Crime fans of all ages will be able to get ‘stuck in’ to the all-new 2015 Scottish Professional Football League Official Sevco Sticker Collection, which is on sale now and even features all board resignations from all the companies.

A 48-page dossier accompanies the brand new collection, which is packed with in-depth financial  stats, heavy-team information and all the biggest profiteers of the last few years carpet-bagging. 

The Copps 2015 Scottish Professional Football League Official Sevco Sticker collection is available from prosecutors and all good independent media men ( Not yet available in Scotland). 

Joe Kerr, Marketing Director at Copps, adds: “This official collection celebrates the Team of  Sevco “player players” and profiteers ranging from all the Holding Companies right up to Mount Florida 5 Way chancers. It’s packed with denial from everyone’s favourite shysters and offers tax-payers a fun-filled and exciting way to remember how those Armed Forces arent being paid for.”

Fans can kick start their collection in style with a Starter Pack (£2.00 or 1 million Sevco shares), which includes a 48-page album and 4 free packets of cigarettes, which can be used as tradable currency ( snout)  inside when needed,  giving  onerous contract payment collectors everything they need to get straight into the meaty action! Memoirs of shysters and ex managers will be available for 50p each. 

For further information about Copps Scottish Professional Football League Sevco Stickers, please visit The Court of Session any time soon!

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