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Celtic Diary Monday November 24 2025: Hearts Are Falling Apart Again

At around a quarter to ten on Saturday night, there wouldn’t have been a single one of us who thought that less than twenty four hours later, Celtic would be in a position that could mean that the hoops would overtake Hearts at the top of the table within a couple of weeks.

Calum McGregors late winner in Paisley combined with Aberdeen’s win over Derek McInnes’s Hearts yesterday means that Celtic have somehow pulled the gap back to four points, and Celts have a game in hand and a home fixture against Hearts on December 7.

 

Feyenoord, our next opponents on Thursday in the Europa League were beaten at home yesterday as well . Has the sun finally come out for the season ?

 

There is certainly a more positive vibe, if not an actual buzz around the place this morning, but there are still one or two minor issues to be dealt with. Some within our control,  some without.

 

Celtic PLC held their AGM on Friday morning, and closed it a few minutes later in case anyone wanted to ask any awkward questions of the board, such as “what the fuck are you playing at ? ”

 

The board got their awkward question in sooner, when shareholders ignored the fact that they were at a multi million pound business shareholders meeting, choosing instead to pretend it was an away game and held up red cards and booed a lot.

 

Prompting the board to ask “What the fuck are you playing at ? ”

 

Then they took their ball and went home, so the upshot was that no one got to play the fuck at anything anyway, and the media had a field day, with everyone adding their overvalued tuppence worth, and no one actually trying to analyse what the fuck had actually just happened.

 

Ross Desmond, appointed by proxy to represent his Dad, who, as usual, couldn’t be arsed to show up, made a statement which didn’t so much as add fuel to the fire but caused an explosion that is still sending out shockwaves.

 

In a similar vein to his Dad’s anti Brendan Rodgers rant a few weeks ago, the young pretender lashed out at fans who he said were “anti establishment “, showing that he knows absolutely nothing about his customer base, but fortunately for him, he won;t have to bother himself finding out because most of them may well have decided to chuck it.

 

Peter Lawwel then threw a blackboard duster into the assembled audience and told them to behave, although he stopped short of asking them to write a hundred lines about their unruliness.

 

Some say it was all pre planned by the board to give them an excuse to close up shop, but that, I fear, would be to confuse lethargy and strategy.

 

When you actually try to look at what did happen, and the order in which it happened, the board wanted to show a thirty minute video on the subject of why they are so good, and the shareholders didn’t want to waste time on it, as the board had already said that the meeting would close at 12.30.

 

Jeannette Findlay, who is not shy of asking questions, stepped forward, and without breaking the Articles of Association, asked to skip the video and move onto the any other business section. A perfectly reasonable request which seemed to shake the board a little.

 

They had a break, it appears, and came back with Ross Desmond and his , er , attempt to pacify things.

 

For an AGM, it raises more questions than it answered. It gave the impression that the board wanted to do their show , and they wanted the audince to watch it, and possibly even thank them for all they have done.

 

In fact, they should have realised that shareholders do have some serious questions about the way the club is being ran, and wanted assurances about visions, strategy, investments and responsibility within the management and directorial structure.

 

As the shareholders should have had those questions ready..it wouldn’t have hurt to submit them beforehand to allow for careful consideration of the answers…the board should have been aware of these concerns and sought to address them.

 

That way, everyone would have known what everyone else is up to. Which is actually all laid out in Company Law.

 

But I guess someone on the board didn;t actually expect shareholders to be aware of such things as Company Law.

 

Instead of reassurance and a clear view of the future of the club, we got a shitshow.

Instead of trying to move forward together in tandem, we went our separate ways, shouting insults over our shoulders to whoever could hear them.

 

And it will be months before either side gets a chance to hold out an olive branch.

 

While all this was dominating the news, the club who identify as Rangers slipped out their latest financial report. The gist of which was that they are still losing around £1,25m a month, and unless they get significant European prize money, it’s going to get worse.

 

Happily, John Beaton, so often an ally on the pitch , was in the VAR room to interpret the rules surrounding a penalty kick in his own novel and refreshing way.

 

Video evidence showed clearly that Livingston should have had a penalty when an Ibrox defender moved his hand to block a shot and the ball connected with his arm. Word crept through to the tv commentators that the penalty wasn’t even looked at because the ball had hit the defenders body first, and it wasn’t his fault.

 

It didn’t. It was a penalty.

 

That decision may well have earned “rangers ” two points, which could be crucial when European spots are decided in May.

 

A couple of wins have seen “rangers ” climb up the table, and their season may indeed recover from a shocking start, what seems to be the case though, is history repeating itself in that when they need a helping hand, they get one.

 

Should another Ibrox club/company go under, then it’s hard to see how those in the SFA and SPFL can possibly survive in their positions.

 

Call it paranoia if you want, but you do have to remember we weren’t paranoid enough last time.

 

This time we could call it awareness.

 

 

The last caption competition image seems to have disappeared, so we’ll start fresh with this one..

 

 

An annual opportunity that shouldn't be wasted – Phil Mac Giolla Bháin

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tim Buffy
1 month ago

CAPTION. We’re coming to take you away, ha ha.

BornCelt!
1 month ago

Hmmm, coins thrown on the pitch, we’ll pretend to be a ball boys and grab em.

Owen Mullions
1 month ago

Caption

Raynjurz Supporters Club announce several new members.

John McDermott
1 month ago

Celtic board stand in line for Bonnie Blue as they were told to go and get f***ed!!!

Richard Colwell
1 month ago

8 wise monkeys, seeing nothing, hearing nothing, speaking nothing

Michael Reynolds
1 month ago

Excellent summary Ralph. The collective could have done with someone who had the voice of authority to control the attendees, someone like my old Shop Steward who could stare at you with a gaze you felt could turn you to stone if you were out of order! The board did not seem to have a disciplined approach either or would not have allowed RM’s comments to be read, which only alighted the blue touch paper and allowed the explosion (or should it be implosion) which followed.

tony carlin
1 month ago

The hateful eight

greenmeastro
1 month ago

North Korean TV reporter astounded by a wicked and draconian regime,

Pau1888
1 month ago

The line up for the reboot of a ‘Chewing the fat’ sketch ( with some artistic license employed).

“Wank, wank, fxxcking wanker, wank, wank ,cxxt, wank, plamf “

Charlienic
1 month ago

Shouldn’t they be blindfolded with a wall behind them?

Alan Dougan
1 month ago

Are they singing back the board, yes they must be were brilliant

Mark
1 month ago

Caption: The Fall line-up post Mark E Smith looks shite

Martin McK
1 month ago
Reply to  Mark

A Fall reference on E Tims , outstanding ! They’re certainly not this nations saving grace

Pau1888
1 month ago

Caption: the line up for the new political advisory board for Reform uk

Leftfitted
1 month ago
Reply to  Pau1888

Snow White sits down and ponders to herself, I’m feckin sure I only had seven dwarfs this morning

Michael Annis
1 month ago

9 craws sat upon a wall….

Tony McLaughlin
1 month ago

Millionaires Bhoys club

Buclot
1 month ago

Good guy/wank – level:beginner

Morto
1 month ago

This years, “I’m an executive get me out of here” lineup looks particularly poor.

fergusslayedtheblues
1 month ago

Imposters form an orderly queue as the gravy train pulls into the station

SteveNaive
1 month ago

Mark… brilliant !

Pau1888
1 month ago

Cast for the reboot of a “Chewing the fat” sketch.
Wank, wank, tadger. Wank, wank, cxxt. Wank, plamf.
(artistic license has been applied)

Bognorbhoy
1 month ago

If you look over there Peter you’ll see an unruly mob , no, not the blue wans ,they only throw stuff at our players and staff and we can’t ban them …

Bognorbhoy
1 month ago

Or …
Eight guys are weak
We banned you
Eight guys are weak
To show you we don’t care …

Tully
1 month ago

How much did we get for saving they’re name and trophies ?

Pau1888
1 month ago

The cast for the E-Tim’s interactive “Chewing the fat “ sketch

My take –
“ Wxnk,wxnk, feckin wxnker, wxnk.
Wxnk , wxnk, cxnt ,wxnk “

The Cha
1 month ago

Saturday was a dreadful performance, perhaps the worst of the season.

Yes, we got the points in the end due to Cal’s wonder strike but it doesn’t inspire confidence that we’re anything remotely near to where we want to be.

Hearts may have started their implosion early but just being a point or 2 ahead of them and the Huns, playing dire football, is clearly not good enough for the vast majority of fans.

Play like that and if Feyenoord haven’t similarly imploded then we could be in for a Midtjylland mauling.

Penile Servitude
1 month ago

…and the quarter finalists in the annual Dermot Desmond, cock-holster of the year award are as swallows, sorry, follows…

BJF
1 month ago

Peter, “‘All together, keep the Board, keep the Board, keep the Board.”
I was at the AGM. Leaving I was certain it was intended to abandon the meeting. There is a bomb at the heart of Celtic. There are two ways to deal with a bomb, defuse it or detonate it. Young Desmond went for detonation, Lawwell aided and abetted. I like a man who can take orders.
As for the Green Brigade and fellow travellers they were like students politicos of the late 1960s marching in and marching out like so many troglodytes. The two groups probably deserve each other.
They need to look into the future. A solution will come through negotiations and maybe mediation. Avoid the long destructive journey and talk now.

Frank Wright
1 month ago

The Malevolent Seven (I know there’s eight of them but there wasn’t a film called The Magnificent Eight).

TicToc
1 month ago

Caption: If there’s a Celtic-leaning gents outfitters finding they’ve had 8 grey suits and 8 identical ties stolen, I think I can point out the culprits.

Excellent diary Ralph and covering most of the major points at recent events. From before the match kicked off I just hoped we could get the 3 points, “any which way we can” and we did so I’m perfectly okay with that, and a true Captain’s strike if ever there was one. If we keep wasting time with that pointless possession trash, especially 1st half, we’ll pay for it in future. We got very lucky at w/end.

As for the AGM, I didn’t travel up for it and I’m glad as I’d possibly have landed in trouble if I had.
I proxied my shares to the CST as the new Celtic Fans Collective were initially putting resolutions through them. Lawwell halting for 30 mins then abandoning the AGM entirely is an utter disgrace and probably breaks company law and accepted protocols. I hope the new CFC can take this further but they’ll need all of us to back them if we’re to be successful in clearing out the current board and replacing them with Tims and I’m sure there are plenty in our ranks who could step up and step in. They truly couldn’t do any worse if they tried and I’m sure they’d set reasonable salaries as opposed to the fortunes we’ve wasted on Lawwell and also the empty jerseys of Nicholson and McKay.

Salad Queen.
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Nicholson most certainly, the person is a mute!
McKay maybe saw the board for what they were and decided to GTF!

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  Salad Queen.

Aye SQ, with Dom McKay we’ll never know for sure but I’d hazard a guess that he didn’t fit Desmond/Lawwell’s template. Nicholson’s a talentless no mark and once Lawwell is hounded out, and he will be, the rest will follow. I think we need to hope the new CFC have got what it takes to enforce positive change and if they’re heading the right way, BOARD OUT, then I’ll certainly back them. Right now I’d just like to see more of them!

David holden
1 month ago

Trying to think of a caption I am stuck on The Ties Have It or the Cunts of Monte Christo. Still a good picture to scare the children and keep them away from the fire.

1 month ago

Re Livingstone penalty claim.

First I heard was Beaton says ” hand in natural position”.

On Sunday it was ” the ball hit his thigh then his hand”.!

What next ….it wasnt in the box !! LOL

Collum has previously stated that this does not always negate an infringemen.
As the ball was going in direction of goal a penalty should have been awarded.

Beaton should be nowhere near Premiership games…

Yoker Bhoy
1 month ago
Reply to  Tyrone9

There was a similar penalty claim for Motherwell against Hibs last night only this one, which was a lot less clear cut than Livi’s, was given and it was a fair decision. Beaton should be sacked. Him and Robertson are biased sub-standard referees.

Salad Queen.
1 month ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

But also big huns!

B Horn
1 month ago

Caption competition:

All eight members of Bhoyzone, past and present, gather in matching outfits to take in the Little Mix reunion tour

Dave Willardson
1 month ago

This must be the worst Celtic blog in all history.

Dave Willardson
1 month ago

This blog’s rubbish, it onky comes out every few months now I cant see my comments!

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