Ralph Malph finds himself on the move and sends the Latest diary from his phone..can you spot the Predictive Text errors within todays Etims Diary?
Celtic Diary – Sept 4th
One of the best things about getting one of the kids a rabbit is that you learn how to send the diary by phone while you sit in the vets car park wondering if you can sell the house quick enough to pay the bill.
Celtic drew Faith in the League Cup,giving fans the chance to personally thank Turnbull Hutton for his sterling work in upholding spurting integrity within the game by making sure that the all new debt free Rangers have to start life at the bottom although it is unclear if Celtic have asked him to do the half time draw so he can get a special cheer.
The new Rangers have the plum tie they wanted,a home game against league leaders Motherwell which will show their support exactly how far their cheating club has fallen. Motherwell fans can’t wait,as they want to erase the memory of the 2005 cup final. Unlike Celtic fans,who just want to erase the memory of Rangers.
Levante,the Spanish side who thought they had signed Passed Nouioui have said they will go to court over the issue. It’s not clear what they hope to gain from this,but their legal advisor,a Mr Craig Whyte says he will see that justice is done.
David Mellowstone,the ambitious former Hearts singer who realised his dream when he faced Elgin at the weekend,has hit back at his former club who said he had switched off. He was backed by his new boss who added that when players left Rangers they went with good wishes. This came as a surprise to the dozen or so who couldnt get out of there quick enough,and are still awaiting clearance from the authorities to confirm that the newco don’t have any say in the matter. Still,at least McCoist is proving us all wrong by displaying even more of his thoroughly distasteful personality