Pretty much every person who could be linked with the vacant manager ….we’re looking for a vacant manager ?…..position has been seen jetting in or out of Glasgow airport.
Given the amount of lunches they’ve been at this week, both Michael Nicholson and Dermot Desmond will be attending local weightwatchers classes for the next few months.
But are we any closer to an announcement ?
With the jumper wearing Judas making it clear to anyone who would listen he was away in the summer, then it would be fair to assume that Celtic began looking for a new man almost immediately, even if it were only a sort of “if the job came up would you be interested ?” type of enquiry.
So, it would be logical to assume they already know who they want, and would have already received an answer.
With the one exception, club football is done for the season, and logic does dictate that whoever is coming in could well be involved in that game,
There is no change in the view from the ranch that it’s Enzo However You Spell His Name, so I’m still leaning towards him, though I wouldn’t if I were stood next to him on a train.
That would be weird.
Fitbaw Gospel posted something similar yesterday, which caught my attention, but not for that reason. See if you can spot why I spotted it.
TFG sources understand that Pep Guardiola’s right hand man will be confirmed in the Hoops hot seat after this weekend’s Champions League final – with an official announcement expected as soon as Monday or Tuesday
It is believed a former Celtic player is also set to join as Maresca’s number 2 with John Kennedy and Gavin Strachan preparing to join Ange in London
You heard it here first
Thoughts on this one Celtic fans ?
First ?
Surely he means ” You heard it here as well “?
I’m willing to wager our elite team of moles and miscreants are far more urine soaked than his could possibly even dream of.
Anyway, the golden rule of internet prediction is never, ever say you were first, even if you were, until something is confirmed.
So until it’s done, he was definitely first.
Meanwhile, a wistful Australian is beginning to find out exactly what he has done, and where once he spoke of sitting alone as an old man reliving the glory days, those moments may yet be outweighed by the , er, not so good ones…..
During the winter, Celtic fans would sing a version of the George Michael classic “Last christmas “, ingeniously incorporating the word “Postecoglou ” seamlessly into the lyric.
Tottenham fans have hit back, and let’s be honest, they probably shouldn’t have.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1666823745254850561
You can find it on tiktok by searching @vincentcoys if that link doesn’t work.
Though you’ll wish you hadn’t bothered.
Life at Celtic does go on, however, with former Motherwell manager Stephen Hammel joining the club in what is a newly created role as “Head of Coaching ” .
Which means they have brought him in because they think he might be useful somewhere.
Which he might be.
In the meantime, everyone has an opinion on what just happened at Celtic, everyone and anyone has added their tuppence worth on how things will go at Tottenham for him, and evryone and anyone thinks they know who will be the next manager.
For instance, we hear that with Real Madrid looking at buying Harry Kane from Spurs, the Spanish club have hired several language coaches to help the forward adapt.
Then, when he’s mastered English, they’ll get some Spanish ones in.
All we can do is wait until the new man is in, and all we can do is hope it’s done a whole lot quicker than the last time.
Yesterday, we had this…..
Today
Have a read at this mornings news before putting the boot into Ange. He looked after us and his family. It’s sore aye but he’s no snake.
Good to have you guys back.
Pish stained poster.csc
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Utter bs! I read this Aussie pr piece last night, he was not offered any those jobs as trust me if he had he been long gone in Jan , Feb! I have lived in Australia on and off for 15 years Sydney western suburbs were real Aussies are and now Adelaide, they crave valadation and relevance from the world ( living so far away creates that) but more so from England and America they are ” eplllll mhate” sychopants and not even ones that know football? Go watch the interviews he had with even shows like ” the project” which is like the BBC ” one show” they craved him to get to engurrrland! They all did on sbs and fox to for them is like a success again living so far they need that valadation and relevance almost like ” hey look we are here look” you need to have lived there to know. Anyway my point is he would been long away his agents were touting him for all jobs in England and if you can’t see that your cluess that piece dams the guy even more now! Anyway Bring back a total winner like Rodgers he was and is the real deal he came from the top and didn’t need to hawk himself around like the Aussie did! Yes he left in bad way but he a hunskeloer and winner if he wants it he must get it! No progects we need to win and he best man for it
Rodgers ‘didn’t need to hawk himself around like the Aussie did’ while lying through his teeth about ‘being born into Celtic’ and even making up fables about Danny McGrain?
The Aussie screwed it by invoking Tommy Burns to the support while thinking about the Spurs job so they’re both snakes and I wouldn’t want either back at the club.
No I won’t sing “Valerie”
Caption:
“Starfelt and Jacinda play keep it uppy on holiday”
Caption: A young Ange, “Jane, I fancy spending a coupla years in Scotland at some point, whatdya think?” Jane: “Scotland? Where all them huns are from? I think ya’ll need to get yourself a new sheila, cobber!”
‘ The jumper wearing Judas,’ dearie me.! If Angeles is fickle in his affections then there are a few Celtic fans who can match him.Social media is like any collection of fairytales good fun but should not be confused with reakity.Rumour : Brendan Rodgers to Celtic, David Moyes to Celtic, Celtic backroom staff to Spurs, most of the
Celtic first team squad to Spurs.( Why don‘t we just swap squads, I fancy Harry Kane and Son putting one over on second Rsngers at Ibrox.) So many names snd scenarios are mentioned someone be correct and claim to have been right all along.I heard in a pub in Alloa God has agreed to sign for Celtic if she is given the no 7 shirt. Keep it between me and you thiugh.
Caption. No Jane we can’t change the monkeys name to sevco.
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Caption.Jota is seen out on the pull this summer
Caption.Wee Jamsey Forrest makes a move on Jacinda
Caption – Elvis, playing an ex Roman Catholic priest, meets Lily McMason in ” ‘Blue’ Hawaii “.
How would you like a tiger in your tank?
I hope Spurs get relegated and he gets sacked!
So we can bring him home to Paradise?
Caption : ‘ oh ha ha yeah yeah’.
Alright burd, I always take things head first.
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Just cause he’s left babe, life goes on, how about a roll?
Morton’s maybe!
Lot of supporters have Celtic in their DNA, but the majority of people that transit through z Paradise are waynaegers, they will kiss the badge, but when the big bucks come they will move on. Not to greener fields and many look back in regret after leaving the. Elric family.
The issue is the ongoing board that seems to operate as a village council, not realising what the club should be, stuck together with the village idiot Sevco.
Glad to see Ute return Ralph.
Plenty of players, from Crerand through to Tierney, had Celtic in their DNA but were offski at the first opportunity.
Its not just furriners, its all players, who whatever their supporter affiliations are parked during their careers.
I assume “waynaegers” is an auto-correct mangling but, for the life of me, I can’t work out what its meant to be!
Sadly, I don’t agree that players regret leaving Celtic but might the destination, otherwise I’d expect to see less of it happening. The ones that express regret are just looking for media gigs and a place on the lucrative “legends” circuit.
I agree on the board, who are happy to be rule domestically but fail in Europe, despite the fans providing the funds for us to kick on.
Caption “Ralph leaning towards Maresca”
😀 😀 😀
Caption:
’You got any Scottish in ye?
’No’
’Would you like some?’
Caption – “Me Tarzan, you Jane, Cheetah’s fecked aff”
Caption…
Put this in your palm olive …
Not on your lifebuoy….
Could it all be as simple as Ange wanting to distance all ties with the City Group?
No.
Caption:
My trunks have their own innate nature, Hen.
BREAKING NEWS:
Walker leaves Sky Sports. Dermot and Pedro want a word.
Put down Walker as 1/2 odds.
Tom Boyd has left Celtic TV, so straight swap?
World record stint at Sky Sports.
Caption Sooper Ally and Mark Hately the early years when Rangers were still a thing.
What do you mean you want to back to black