Mick Beale made the move from QPR (Quite Poor Rangers ) to PPR ( Piss Poor Rangers ) yesterday, becoming the new clubs eleventh manager since they burst onto the scene in 2012…..
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FROM |
TO |
| Giovanni van Bronckhorst |
18 Nov, 2021 |
Present |
| Steven Gerrard |
14 May, 2018 |
11 Nov, 2021 |
| Jimmy Nicholl |
01 May, 2018 |
14 May, 2018 |
| Graeme Murty |
27 Oct, 2017 |
01 May, 2018 |
| Pedro Caixinha |
13 Mar, 2017 |
27 Oct, 2017 |
| Graeme Murty |
11 Feb, 2017 |
13 Mar, 2017 |
| Mark Warburton |
15 Jun, 2015 |
10 Feb, 2017 |
| Stuart McCall |
12 Mar, 2015 |
14 Jun, 2015 |
| Kenny McDowall |
21 Dec, 2014 |
12 Mar, 2015 |
| Ally McCoist |
01 Jun, 2011 |
21 Dec, 2014 |
Although the franchise owners painted it a little differently when they announced he was the 18th manager of Rangers, even though he isn’t.
The old club had sixteen, including Ally Mccoist , who was the last manager, and the first of the new club.
Ally McCoist01 Jun, 201121-liquidation
Walter Smith10 Jan, 200731 May, 2011
Ian Durrant04 Jan, 200710 Jan, 2007
Paul Le Guen09 May, 200604 Jan, 2007
Alex McLeish13 Dec, 200108 May, 2006
Dick Advocaat01 Jul, 199812 Dec, 2001
Walter Smith16 Apr, 199131 May, 1998
Graeme Souness01 Apr, 198616 Apr, 1991
Jock Wallace01 Oct, 198301 Apr, 1986
John Greig01 Jun, 197801 Oct, 1983J
ock Wallace01 Jun, 197231 May, 1978
Willie Waddell01 Dec, 196931 May, 1972
David White15 Nov, 196727 Nov, 1969
Scott Symon01 Jun, 195415 Nov, 1967
William Struth03 May, 192031 May, 1954
William Wilton01 Aug, 189902 May, 1920
Presumably the guy behind this tweet…..
The 18th manager of Rangers Football Club.
…was also the guy who used to do their books.
Eleven managers in their brief but hilarious history means they probably aren’t putting much effort into background checks on ability , but as long as the hordes like him, for a while at least, it seems that the bar is set very low indeed.
To put it into perspective, our own manager has already outlasted the average term for an Ibrox boss, and he’s still putting his show on the road.
The announcement of his arrival yesterday saw unbounded joy amongst the BBC Sportsound staff, with one member unable to control his emotions…
You’ll notice there has been little analysis of his managerial career to date, so I’ll bring you up to speed….
Played 21, won 9 drawn 4 lost 8.
Though he did , according to rumour, form the intellectual half of the Gerrard management team that swept to the new club’s first ever title when no one was looking. Which allows them to overlook questions about his integrity after he turned down a request to talk to wolves about their then vacant manager’s position…..he didn;t turn down the job, he was never offered it, despite how the media will spin it.
Which must be why they’re over the moon to have him back. It’s being spun as his dream job, the one he waited for.
In fact, he would probably have been sacked after the current run of no wins in 5…..like Gerrard at “rangers “, it seems outside events have kept him in a job longer than his anility…..
They’ve even got a song for him…….
Which no doubt will soon change to Mickey Mickey get tae fuck.
Especially given that the first three games he’ll be helping put the cones out for are Hibs at Ibrox, and two trips north to face Aberdeen and Ross County.
He could be out of work by christmas……
The Scottish Cup draw was made yesterday, and Celtic have a home tie with Morton to look forward to. I’d have preferred it to be away, and then I’d have made a special effort to revisit the place where I went to my first ever away game, as I’ve heard it hasn’t changed much.
Cappielow Park in Greenock is the sort of place where football should be played, with the crowd close to the action and hardly any plastic stands to drain the enthusiasm of the purist.
For some reason, I always look forward to Cartsdyke station on the west coast line as you always get a glimpse of the place, resplendent in the sunshine or rain, waiting for the roar of the crowd and the smell of the beer.
Yeah, I’m missing the real football. The World cup just doesn;t fill that void.
Yesterday, we had this…..
Corrupt Official
At his job interview, mickey Beale impressed the board with his ability to get a tune out of a pile of discarded shite
today
A Rump of the rangers fans, clamouring for unaudited “charity money “ gather outside the sinking ship
A young Tommy Shelby and his brother Arthur “supervising”the collection for the disaster.
Caption: My dad works for Cunard! So what? My dad works really hard too.
Haha quality
©Ken Dodd
Caption: Outside Ibrox…2022…Guy in scout gear to man in straw hat.
“We’ve been collecting in the past 110 years since the Titanic went down Mr Chairman, just how gullible are these Sevco fans?”
The huns after they realise beale is a dud and they need funds to pay him off
Larkhall pictured the week before the internet finally reached it, 22-Nov-2022. Green traffic lights are next on the agenda.
Sevvies stand idly by, as they are told exactly how much they will need to stop Celtic.
Take more than a MICK to turn them around.
27 managers not long till 55
The huns mentality – “We’re going to sing ‘Hey Mickey’ to the tune of ‘Hey Mickey'”. Brilliant and original. That’s like us saying “Aye, we’re going to sing Hail Hail to the tune of erm, Hail Hail”. Fkn nuggets.
The meeja slavering has gone into overdrive before a ball has been kicked into a hedge. Beale is walking on water already when he has barely walked in the door. Wonder how long the honeymoon period will last?
Caption: Mick Beale has already been brought in to rearrange the deck chairs
Caption: nae poppy, nae money fae me!
The Celtic Board takes Lawwelball and Ange rolls it in glitter.
Etims (and other Celtic Blogsites) wants to wrap it in paper and tinsel then give it to the clueless wee bhoys in the New Year as a late present from Santas January Sales.
Same Sheidt different day.
Or is Ralph simply taking the Mickey?
Occasional contributor, permanent racist.
I’m as much a racist as you are an expert on Football.
You were banned from another site due to your racism.
You then came on here spouting the same racism, which was condemned by posters on here.
You then did your hunnish walking away, bleating to get your posts deleted.
Hypocrite, coward and racist.
Lest we forget.
I was removed from that site because I routinely questioned his logic.
Logic that is routinely hypocritical.
We are all one race,the human race.
As for hypocrisy,cowardice and racist ?
Water off a ducks back coming from the likes of you and him.
A nepotistic,narcissistic serial fantasist who is in complete denial of his own identity whilst living those fantasies out through his predecessor’s.
I would suggest should stick to writing fiction permanently but reading his reviews that might not be such a good move.
You meanwhile are serial plagiarist who knows as much about Fitba as Diana Ross does about placing a penalty.
Have a nice day Chanty.
Racism = questioning logic said no sensible person ever.
I notice that fellow traveller Farage has popped up with his bile again.
Is there something in the offing that has made the pair of you (and no doubt others) slither from under your rock?
hes definitely tw@tist
Sign porteous
“No you can’t blame the rangers players for the build quality, they didn’t work in the shipyards until the War kicked off”
Caption
News flash;Beale tempted to sign Goldberg from hapoel tel aviv but will probably opt for iceberg
Caption
A corner in Ibrox 2022, always up with the news
Michael Beale’s first talk with the Rangers squad is said to have given the group a “massive boost” (Daily Record).
That’s us fecked then. 😉
Caption:
Have you got any news of the iceberg?
My family were on it you see:
Have you got any news of the iceberg?
They mean the whole world to me.
Mick or Micky please. It’s what he’d want.
News reaches ibrox about the titanic and young billy mason wonders what a lettuce that size was doing in the sea
Looking down that list old co/new co that’s a shockingly poor list of managers all the way back to Walter Smith. I know slagging our board is the thing to do here but that’s a dire masterclass.
Only 3 managers for Oldco up until Lisbon (95 years) broke them.
Mind you, if number 1 didn’t go boating with his successor (allegedly), it may only have been 2.
*rangers…the gift that just keeps on giving are being sued for 1.6 million pounds by
the Sydney Super Cup organizers for breaking the agreement to play in Oz.
So that’s in addition to the 9.5 million pounds that Elite Sportswear are suing them for…a sumptuous total of 11.1 million.
Jeezo, they’ll need to sell the whole first team to even get close to that total. Welcome to Debtors Anonymous Mr Beale…”Aye Riddy” is our motto,.
The should have signed Petrocelli. And he’d have done it pro bono. Or for nothing as that sounds a bit feenyin.
rangers* scouts ready with the signing on fees
Just heard on the radio wee Gordon Strachan saved a Messi penalty. Unbelievable.
Went to Cappielow in the earlyish 80s when Clydebank played Morton (they were just called Morton then) in a cup replay – as a member of the bankies youth team, I helped bring in the hamper of kit – but my abiding memory was outside the dressing rooms at half time next to Morton’s Andy Ritchie, who was having a Lambert & Butler and a can of McEwans export – think he scored the winner… X
Caption “Offspring of Harland & Wolff workers two days before the ship left Belfast”
The Bankies had a fine crop of players back in those days such as goalie Jim Gallagher, skipper Jim Fallon and a strike force of Gerry Ronalds, Tommy Coyne and Bobby Williamson. Ritchie would have been huge for Celtic if he had only had more self-discipline. An unbelievable natural talent.
A few Celts in the knockout round of the World Cup! I wonder what Celtic player has been furthest in a World Cup?
Bobby Charlton
Juninho.
I’ll add a caveat – while playing for Celtic
Probably big Packie and Chris Morris at Italia 90.
He’ll be bealing soon enough
Al-Ahly have had a change of heart after saying Egypt midfielder Mohamed Magdy, who has been linked with Celtic, was not for sale and now suggest the 26-year-old is available for £4.15m, the Cairo club having accepted a £300,000 offer for the player from Turkish outfit Sivasspor in August only for the deal to fall through. (Daily Record)
I know it’s the Record, so probably BS, but this guy’s value has increased 12-fold in 3-4 months, seems a tad excessive, given he’s not at the World Cup or seemingly anything else that would account for that.
Can see no downside to our players progressing in the World Cup. Confidence boosted, playing the best players on the planet (ooft Germany), transfer values increased, game knowledge improved, it’s all good for me.
…and the cry from Crawford was, ‘We never Spot.’
Peter Lawwell back behind the till.
Enjoy.
Oh, FFS, I didn’t think even that baztard had the gall to get back in at CP.
I hope the underlying sentiment (hatred of the cnut) comes to the fore and we send him homeward, tae think again! And Desmond with him.
A lot of socks in the laundry baskets this weekend from the Lawwell ancillaries.
CELTIC world all going good, manager team and fans all happy ! BOOM Pete is back
” Yeah, I’m missing the real football. The World cup just doesn’t fill that void.”
Exactly the way I feel, sick of watching R Soles like Ronaldo cheating, etc.
However, if the last 8 were to be Senegal, USA, Australia, Poland, Japan, S. Korea, Morocco and Switzerland it would be worth watching them get to the last 8 just to see the entitled ones cry their little hearts out and may seem like watching football again as that last 8 played to a winner, which of course for this Tim would preferably be Japan or Oz.
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