Celtic welcomed two more players to the fold yesterday, with Moritz Jenz and Aaron Mooy putting pen to paper.
Mooy, an Australian international will add a wee bit of industry to the midfield but perhaps more importantly that bit of savvy that has been missing since Scott Brown left.
Ange (Postecoglou) was my coach for about three years in the national team so I know the standards he wants, and I’m looking forward to working with him again,” he said.
“I’ve known Tom (Rogic) a long time, and we’ve spoken lots of times about Celtic. I was always interested to know what it was like for him in Scotland, and he’s obviously had an amazing period here with lots of success, and I’m sure I’ll be in touch with him shortly.”
“It’s an amazing feeling and I’m just so happy to be here. It’s a massive club with a huge history, and I want to be part of it, so I’m looking forward to the challenges ahead,
“I’m going to do everything I can do well and be successful and try and help in any way I can. I’ve had a few weeks without the ball so I’m looking forward to touching the ball again and getting my fitness up and meeting my new team-mates and the staff.”
“I’m delighted to be here now and I just can’t wait to get started and join in with the group.”
He will have quite a bit of work to do to get himself up to speed, given his absence from the top level over the last few months or so, and it’s probably why Ange needed assurances that the player was up for it, hence the time it’s taken to get this one over the line, but it is still a remarkable window in that Celtic are getting these deals over the line…
It appears there was another club..or company…that were looking to acquire his services, but at least one news outlet doesn;t want you to know that, having pulled this article less than thirty seconds after publishing it online……
Maybe someone should ask Gavin Berry what the story is there…..
The second signing of the day was even more delighted to be at Celtic…..
Since last year, I’ve been in touch with Matt O’Riley who’s been my best mate since we were young and together at Fulham,” “He’s told me a lot of great things about the season and how it went. It went really well for Celtic; they won the league. It’s just fascinating and a dream come true.
“He texted me immediately after he signed, saying” ‘Listen, tell your agent to try something and push, it would be nice to have you here’. It’s finally happened. It’s always good to have a friend that can help you settle in quickly. I also met the lads today and it;s a good group of people. Very open, very nice and I look forward to work to get as far this season as possible and achieve great things.
“Not only because of last season, but one of my former coaches, Peter Grant, was a big player for the club. I used to listen to his stories. He told me he played with Andy Thom, who was here also. I’ve always had an eye for it. A special club, special logo, special shirt and special history so there was always a desire to play for this club. I think maybe it was destiny.”
Reading between the lines, not just the lines spoken by these two, it could be deduced that word of the Angera is spreading amongst the footballing community.
The Celtic squad has improved beyond recognition since the wonder from down under took the job, and a glance at what we have now is quite inspiring…..
However, it’s more than just filling up the squad, it’s about how it’s being filled….someone seems to be thinking about it, as Twotter’s moravcik 67 explains…
Our CL Squad quota of 17 non-Scottish trained players is now probably – Hart, Siegrist – Starfelt, CCV, JJ, Bernabei, Jenz, Jullien – Jota, Guchi, O’Riley, Hatate, Moy, Abada – GG, Kyogo, Maeda Sign another and we have to leave someone out. Unless someone like Jullien goes.
No change in the Celtic/Scottish trained players making up the other 8 places in the squad. We can pick from *Celtic Trained – Forrest, McGregor, Ralston, Welsh, Johnston, Hazard *Scottish trained – Turnbull, Taylor, McCarthy, Bain At least 4 have to be trained at Celtic.
There’s nothing to stop us using all 10 players trained in Scotland. So, if Jullien goes we could include Welsh in his place, then select Forrest, McGregor, Ralston and Johnston as the Celtic trained players. Hopefully more signings to come, though. Nice problem to have.
Compared to twelve months ago, it isn’t really a problem at all…..
( As Moravcik 67 points out, Abada was in both sqiads, but there’s still a massive difference in ability and depth between the two. And attitude )
Tonight Celtic face Legia Warsaw, who have promised not to field any illegible players this time, ensuring the result will count.
The recent history between the clubs may well ensure that revenge is on their mind for their elimination from the european qualifiers of a few years ago when someone forgot to check if one of their players was allowed to play.
The match itself is a celebration of the career of Artur Boruc, the shy, unassuming goalkeeper who played for both clubs.
It’s on Premier sports, kick off is 4.55.
yesterday, we had this….
Paul cochrane
“Boss, where’s the stop button on this ? ”
” Have you listened to a word I said ? ”
Today
NOW LISTEN
It’s our father who art in heaven,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Boruc plays with his glove puppet
It’s easy your just start to sing “Sure it’s a grand old team to play for”
Now listen up “your club is gonna die”
Stop strangling me please you are making me look like wee Barry!
If you stretch your face back like this you can kid on to the zombies that you’re in your late 30s. They’re so dumb they’ll believe that……
Caption,Smell The Glove
Caption …
Health and safety dictates you wear protective clothing whilst handling toxic material
Caption…..
A booming voice bellows from the heavens, ‘Artur, the laying of hands on wan o they disnae work, the affliction runs too deep… Hail Hail!!’
Caption:
Now go get your fuck!ng shine box!
Artur tells the SFA disciplinary panel that he’s only human, “ when you see a big ugly plook you’ve just got to squeeze it”.
I’m pretty sure that Legia will field some illegible players, or at least illegible for those of us who find Polish a bit daunting.
Caption : ‘Naw, ye cannae play in ma testimonial’.
Caption: The Holy Goalie shows an old hun captain how to feel a lot Wee-er!
3 Diaries on the trot! Sunstroke, or what? 🙂
Really enjoyed today’s Diary, “there’s a buzz about the place.” The CL will maybe bring us back to earth a wee bit but for now I’m just enjoying being over-the-moon! Ange has been an absolute tonic and it looks like Michael Nicholson is backing him all the way. Brilliant Celtic, just BRILLIANT!
TBH, I remember thinking we may get Jota or CCV but I didn’t expect BOTH.
And our other Ange additions have already shown us much and delivered two trophies, against all odds.
THIS is what it feels like to be Celtic. Hail! Hail!
“And then after Lenny is done choking the life out of your decaying body a guy called Ange will then strangle your risen corpse because we never stop got it Skeletor “
Caption:
“Go home ya Hun”
Caption too …
Right weirdy try it again ” Artur Boruc ”
“Ahhhhhrrrrrtturrrr Boraaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh”
Caption “Be at the game, as ticket sales are poor. I’m desperate, even Huns will do”
You WILL wear this crucifix
Good to read Moritz Jenn’ enthusiasm for the Hoops, here’s hoping his players can match his articulacy.
Speaking of articulacy, I made a few points on yesterday’s comments, JimBob in particular proving I’m living rent free in his head too by embarrassingly mistaking me for ‘Johnny Green’ from Video Celts.
Wrong again, JimBob, proving more than a few of you guys are now seeing ol’ Gringo everywhere, even in places where he isn’t there.
Nae luck, lads!
😀
Just as you continue to mistake me for some guy named ‘JimBob’.
If you’re interested have a read at my reply to your ramblings yesterday.
The real question is what’s living inside Gringo’s head. It’s certainty not a brain.
“I’m living in your head”. So says the guy who brought the blog to a standstill last week by throwing a tantrum with dozens of posts about me!!! Gringo doesn’t do irony any more than he does dictionaries it seems.
He’s spent too much time left to his onanist devices in his bedroom to bother with dictionaries.
‘Duh incest? – Ah fink that’s how twins ur made’.
“Onanist devices?” Rubber Rosie and Latex Linda, I presume? That’s just cruel you know he’ll have rush off to google THAT word when he sees it despite his new-found ‘articulacy’!!! (He’s a university graduate you know!)
You too, R.St.P?
Doughball’s filth is infectious, is it, or are you just too lazy to think for yourself?
Tell you what, mate, since yourself, Doughball, JimBob and Christina think that ETims is shite why don’t you open up your old Downfall blog and whine about other sites from there?
That way we all get peace from your nonsense and you lot get peace from ours?
I told you if you do this I won’t follow Doughball over and start harassing him so you’ll all have a nice little safe haven away from nasty Gringo and you can talk about incest to your hearts’ content day & night.
You brought the blog to a standstill with your filth, Doughball.
You and you alone, sicko.
Now why don’t you go back to R.St.P’s blog and spout yer filthy minded guff oer there and see how long yer genial host puts up with ye.
Go on, you little worm, get the fvck out of it.
One single ‘proof’ of that? We both know you’re lying but prove you’re not.
Fvck off, prick.
You’ve proven to us yourself you’re a filthy minded old scumbag so I don’t need to do anything.
Go on, fvck off out of it.
Oh, you want proof that yourself, JimBob & Christina were all bit ching about how ETims is ‘terrible’ on R.St.P’s blog because of the blog’s inability to have a free flowing conversation thanks to the AI filter?
Well, that’s very fvckin simple, Doughball …
All you have to do is ask R’St.P to reopen his Downfall blog with the click of a button and it’s all there, dummy.
If he’s in a good mood he might even show you the hitherto unpublished posts I wrote to you, though he probably scrapped them as he threw the whole blog in the bin when he realised I was coming after you over there,
He told you all this himself.
So if you want proof ask yer buddy, not me, as it’s his fvckin blog you wrote it on, bozo.
Now fvck off and gie me peace, dipstick.
Not interested, JimBob.
Nae luck.
I see the BBC is to be allowed back into Ibrox after it ‘apologised’ for ‘mistakes’ in its past coverage. WTF!!!? Don’t pay the tv tax!!!
Ooh, you’re such a rebel!
You’ll be telling folk not to buy the Daily Record next.
So nae ‘proof’ about the ‘incest post’ then? Why am I surprised? Bought that dictionary yet?
Fvck off, scumbag.
Here’s yer much sought after incest posts, the comments section is veritably overflowing with them.
https ://etims.net/?p= 17790#comments
There’s incest in there than you can waggle yer wallies at so off ye go, Doughball, fill yer spunk filled boots.
What you mean the caption where you’re the only one who mentions incest? That ‘proof’? Give us another which doesn’t emanate from you!!!
Sure, Doughball …
’nae kiddin Agy a wiz lyin oan tap a oor Bully (ma bruthir) last night an ma belly wiz touchin his but ma tits were still that aff ees face.’
There’s one for starters.
You can read the rest yourself.
So no quotes from me then? And I bet you tried hard to find one!!! But I’ll wait – just remember it has to be a quote from me this time, not someone else and not what you say in response. Good luck – you’re time starts now!!!
You’re a British taxpayer, right, Doughball?
And you’re happy to let the tax payer funded BBC give 25,000 grand per interview to the Huns from your taxes?
Tell ye whit, if ye think ye’re such a rebel why don’t you storm up to the Beeb headquarters and kick up fvck or are you too pussy for that an all?
You prefer your form of ‘rebellion’ to have a Hands Off approach, yeah ..?
The BBC now issuing grovelling apologies to Ibrox so they can give them £25,000 per interview of taxpayers’ money …
While the taxpayer just stands back and lets it all happen …
Proving you only get what you settle for.
Caption: To kill a zombie. 1. Put on gloves. 2. Check for a carotid pulse just in case, it could be a human at Halloween. 3. Strike it through the brain. 4. NB rule 3 doesn’t apply to the Ibrox variant.
Big Artur, The Holy Goalie, what a fabulous end to a fabulous career.
I admit to shedding tears at times. If 2-2 was contrived, so what.
Artur knew a hun from a Tim (sign of the cross etc) and the original huns hated him, just as we loved him, for that.
Hail! Hail! Artur Boruc and The Whole, Worldwide Celtic Family.
1st: A cunt like Kissinger should NEVER be quoted on this site.
2nd: But far more important is this.
I’ve been trying my best to stay off/manage the ‘drink’ all my life.
I had a couple of ‘free’ days and then bought some wine, just before kick-off last night. Aye, it didny work out too well. Quel surprise!
Lunacy is sometimes quoted as “doing the same thing but expecting a different result”. I plead guilty, but without intent. I could say more, but I wont, for now.
Hatate’s goal was sublime and The Ange, IMHO, is a ‘different class’ manager, the class of which would have repelled PT Lawell.
On we go……….I’ll LOVE The Glasgow Celtic ’til I die. Hail! Hail!
Jesus Fukking Christ, the hook on here is still fukking things up.
GITFuck!
And ‘the hook’ is allowed to continue on here? Twice in 2 minutes?
GITF.
Tic Toc, maybe you should try posting a tsunami of filth about incest and blame it on another poster without any quotes to back it up (because you know there are none). Not much to do with Celtic or even football of course but it seems to get through no problem.
Oh my word! Blah blah blah, harrumph, dear oh dear, isn’t it terrible etc etc?
Signed
Your Ever Outraged Reader,
Arsin Pee
From Poole in Dorset.
Piss off, bawheid.
Ooh, R.St.P’s all upset about the battering I just gave his boyfriend.
And nae luck wae the posts, Vinnie, but I’ve explained to you dozens of times how it works and how to fix it but you don’t even believe me so screw ye.
Just sick of you and your lies. You have polluted the place for a week with the deranged contents of what passes for your mind. You haven’t the courage or the decency to admit you’ve been caught lying. Either that or I can only assume you’re genuinely so thick that you actually believe having a twin sister is the result of an incestuous relationship. You are a despicable individual with no redeeming qualities whatever. Crawl back under your stone and give us all peace.
PS More homo-eroticism? You should give women a try.
He’s gone awfy quiet. He’ll be frantically googling onanism to find out what it means so he can use it repeatedly in his next posts – remember ‘articulacy’ and incest? He really puts the dick in dictionary.
Then, of course, he’s got the mammoth task of looking for a comment about incest that hasn’t actually come from him. Looking for a needle in a haystack when there isn’t even a needle to begin with!!!
Blah blah blah, if you’re sick of me either scroll by or fvck off.
I’m not forcing you to read it, ya balloon.
What homo eroticism?
You’ll need to talk to Monti and Henke about that, the gay boy stuff being right up their collective alley.
Indeed, Henke was just showing off some of his gay book collection from his vast library of homoeroticism just the other night, weren’t you, Henke?
Hehehe, you’re one gang of mugs alright.
Any more outrage outta you lot and you’ll be raising the ghost of Mary Whitehouse, ya gang of two faced auld hypocrites.
Nah. You don’t get away with that. Your fixation with homosexual acts whilst portraying other posters with said interest don’t wash. You’ve been at it for years on here you inadequate div.
Well, you would insist on calling yourself after another man’s hair, Henke, and it’s Monti who claims that you ‘like to swallow’, I’m just pointing these wee ‘old hand’ quirks that you guys like to share out to you.
Rather than see me as an enemy you should view me rather as an astute observer and notary of human nature and its unconscious foibles.
While you’re doing that I’ll be busy wae my new burd but I’ll check in oer the weekend to make sure you’re all coping okay without me …
🙂
Astute observer? You’re simply a fantasist chap.
Just ignore him and with a bit of luck he will get bored and get a new hobby say collecting something or abusing small animals.
What an interesting thing to state on a fitba blog, and as your first post too …
’Abusing small animals’ …
Now why would you think a fun loving wise cracking, wimmen chasing, party loving guy like myself would in any want to be ‘abusing small animals’,?!
That one line says a lot more about you than it ever will about me, bozo.
I bet you’ve probably indulged in some of them yourself when you were younger, am I right?
I really can’t think of any other reason why such a sick disgusting thought would even enter your head unless it’s some sort of old guilt of your own you’re projecting.
And you’re right, if you don’t like what I write then just ignore it, then we can all get on with writing about the game rather than all this teenage girl playground stuff exhibited by these teeth gnashing Gringo obsessive that both ‘hate’ me yet still for some weird reason just can’t get enough of me.
‘Well I never! Why I’ve never been so insulted in all my life! How dare you!’
Etc etc etc …
Tell me , Ralph, don’t you ever get bored of this troublemaking bunch of w@nkers deliberately starting fights then running and squealing like wee lassies to you to get rid of me like they’re the innocent party?
Such a sad pathetic bunch of troublemaking old losers if you ask me, who can’t take these regular roastings from the magic of ol’ Green Machine so therefore should t even cause the fight, as they can’t take getting their pussy @sses whipped.
You’d think after all these years they’d have learned how to scroll by a post they know they won’t like, wouldn’t you?
But no, they devour everything I write word for greedy word, they just can’t help themselves.
I think they use my words to secretly arouse some spark fo their long lots youth in themselves as they yearn for the day when they could once write as articulately as myself.
Caption:
The Green Machine shows Doughball what time it is.
Personality disorders are common. Attention seeking to fill utter emptiness would be better served doing dialectical behaviour therapy. Mindfulness, as opposed to taking your angst out on football people trying to talk football in these exciting times. Jimmy I’m from your stable but I’ve learned to control my urges to reach out for supply. The abuse you are getting on here is filling that emptiness you have. There are other platforms to get that shit out.
Thats a bit presumptuous of your, Ian, as I don’t have a personality disorder, I just have to keep changing names as either thr mods or the AI filter bans my previous handles.
And this is not the only site I hang out on though it’s the only one I give the shit talkers their shit back in kind.
And I don’t need any therapy for that but I’d say their constant goading of me and their never ending obsession with sex indicates to me that they do.
So cheers but I’m fine and I’d say your comments would be better directed at your other pals on here as they’re genuinely showing signs of an obsession with every word written by ol’ Green Machine and are driving themselves mad by running squealing to Ralph instead of just scrolling by my comments, as they know they’re not gonna like them anyway.
I mean, what’s the point of wasting your time reading something that you know is just gonna piss you off?
Cos I’d say that is the definition of insanity.
It seems you’re happy to vomit over the blog night and day yet you can’t produce one single example of anyone accusing you or your family of incest. That’s because its all the product of your own perverted imagination. You certainly seem obsessed or – since you’re such a poisonous individual – abcessed with that particular subject.
And what is this Downfall site you keep gibbering on about? I posted some links to Downfall videos on You Tube last year and that’s it. They’re still there as far as I know so rant away on them if that’s what you want to do. If you mean the Radio Sevco site however, I’m sure you remember I had to delete it after I was foolish enough to provide you with the link and you repaid my trust by bombarding it with abusive comments. It seems to be a hobby for you – you’re clearly a profoundly inadequate person with no friends or social life.
I’ve attached the incest obsessed posts right here on this page, bud, but since you can’t seem to see them here ye go, especially for you, Arsin …
https ://etims.net/? p=17790#comments
Fill yer boots.
Yeah I seen it. You’re the only one talking about incest and you do it at great length. You really are the thickest character I’ve ever encountered – I pity anyone who knows you in real life.
Blah blah blah, you don’t half go on, don’t you?
Tell ye what, mate, here’s a wee tip, don’t bother writing them as I don’t bother reading them.
Then you can try ignoring my posts and that way you might learn how to be a fully functional human being rather than insanely obsessing over every word The Green Machine writes on ETims.
Big words a problem for you? A university graduate with the reading level of a 12 year old!
Nah, you just bore me shitless with your inane waffling and skew eyed defence of your pervert of a pal.
Is that the pervert you’ve spent all day trying to find a quote from and coming up empty? And I love your comment below – almost as believable as your university career! You really do excel in lying, Gringo, but I suppose you have to be good at something. Have an incest-obsessed day!
‘The reading level of a 12 year old’ 😀 😀 😀
I was reading before I even went to school, mate, so nae luck again 😀
I thought the teacher was taking the piss when she was showing all the other kids the alphabet and it was on the third day that I realised only one other kid in the class could read, and she was my next door neighbour and best pal at the time.
You see, you just cannot stop yourself, am you?
You are literally obsessed with ever word I write.
Seek professional help, mate.
See ya.
You read that one!
Stop lying, Arsin.
Here’s yer incest proofs right here, and they’re not from me …
’Kevin James:
1st skank, Tellin ye my brother’s knobs this size when it’s sleepin.
2nd skank ….. You’ve jist made that up.’
Now here’s your very good and close friend JimBob aka SFATHE NADIROFCHIFTINESS joining in the incest obsessed ‘fun’ …
‘
SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS …
’Hey Maw/Sister, did ye see whit Ah did wae thon feckin big drum?’
A clearer example of sick jokes about incestuous inbreeding would be difficult to find.
So you can stop your lying now, bawheid, as I’ve just given you three examples from the one page.
Think you can manage the rest yourself or will I have to hang around to show you the rest?
As usual you’ll deliberately ignoring which examples you choose, the true mark of a lying shitebag.
What is wrong with you? You offer as evidence of other people’s ‘obsession’ a diary page where there are multiple references to your favourite subject AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS FROM YOU!!! Not one solitary mention from anybody else. It would be laughable if it weren’t so tragic. Truly desperate stuff even by your own lamentable standards.
PS Maw, Sister? You do know there are TWO women in the picture?
Just ignore the trash talking madman. He’s green and he’s a machine……now what does that remind me of?…..Oh yeh……
Let me guess, Henke …
It reminds you of getting gammies aff a hoover ..?
Right, I’m aff oot for a few beers wae the burd.
You lot have a nice weekend now.
I’ll be dropping by to see how you’re all coping with your Gringo obsession in my absence.
Chortle chortle …
That’ll be Latex Linda getting her glad rags on for a riveting evening with the maladjusted, self proclaimed Mr Machine.
Ah hah, I knew I’d pull your own rubber doll obsession out the closet wae that wan, Henke!
Whit a total fud you really truly are, you don’t even know when you’re being baited even though I’ve been baiting these clowns right in front of you for YEARS! 😀 😀 😀
Hahaha, you lot are fvckin ridiculous
PS….. What are the odds you’ll both be feeling awfy deflated come fun time.
Now now, Henke, don’t get all jealous that I’m off out for some nookie while you’re stuck indoors.
Does your Spidey sense tell you all that oh not so wise gringreen knackered old tumble dryer.?
Bought a new bicycle pump have you?
Why would I need to do that when I’ve been pumping you senseless for weeks, Doughball?
Oh, and my new burd’s a real cracker, the most beautiful eyes of green and a scent that an old fvck faced cvnt like you could only ever dream of experiencing again.
Imagine that though, ol’ Gringo’s been scoring with a gorgeous green eyed gal the whole weekend while you’ve been stuck in yer attic climbing the waws wae fury and jealousy …
Nae luck, Doughball!
😀
Another turd festival ensues on ETims.
Best of luck Ralph it was fun while it lasted eh.
HH
How’s everyone in muppet land in Gringo’s absence?
Having a hard time writing without your idol, I see …
Lost fir a topic now you’re without a hate object, yeah ..?
theres a football match today iup for discussion if henksdownload and jimmy give any space to footy. see the LB has been dropped
No can do, mate, I’m busy, just checking in to see how the wee ragers are coping without me.
Ah wid love tae talk aboot the fitbaw – although Ah never dae – but wance again ma pure brainyness an’ articulocity huv been called intae question. Noo Ah’ve been called a liar as well jist because Ah cannae find wan ae thay hunners o’ mucky posts aboot incessed that Owen Mullions pit up. But Ah know he did it so he did so he must huv deletit them aw afore Ah goat there jist so it wid look as if Ah’ve been tellin’ lies aboot him.
The facts ur that Ah wiz a child prodigy at skool an’ efter Ah left Eton, Ah went oan tae both Oxford and Cambridge tae become an expert in art history. Noo ma joab is tae conduct art projects an’ sociology experiments oan etims. (Oh, an’ Ah’ve hud sex wae a real live wummin an’ aw). Whit’s so hard tae believe aboot that?
Oops should have been from the Greetin Machine of course!!!
ye wur great in that movie wi burt Reynolds. yer a great wee banjo player
Well spotted, Richie, but in the circumstances I’d say wee Doughball is more in the Ned Beattie role seeing how much of a pumping he’s taking.
whit a prodigy. ding-a-ling-ling-ling
Yankee Doughball went to town
Being ridden like a pony
Gringo laughed while Doughball cried
For being such a fvck faced phony
That was quite a performance today, coulda been more.
Maeda’s goal was just terrific and Turnbull’s maybe even better. But to change almost a whole team and maintain the rythm and tempo is maybe most pleasing of all. We’ve now got cover in every area of the park and seamless cover at that. Ange has worked miracles from last season and it just keeps getting better. I’m off the ‘pop’ and hope to maintain that; I’ll certainly try my best as it’s absolutely necessary.
Hail! Hail!
guakamakis looks great
Sorry to tell you, troops, but ol’ Gringo’s gonna have to be gone for a coupla weeks, turns out my new burd wants my company on her holiday.
Mabozza Richie can hold the fort in my absence.
Vamos a la playa!
Arriba! Arriba!
🙂