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Celtic Diary Tuesday July 5: And…..We’re Off

The squad flew out to Austria yesterday to get ready for the new season, which all of a sudden doesn’t seem too far away.. July 31 against Aberdeen, which , incidentally, will be my first game since people in China took a raincheck on bat soup,

 

It seems an awful long time since I’ve been to a game, and it’s also a return to the non alcoholic period of the early 21st century, which means I’ll be able to remember what happened,

 

 

It’s important to be able to remember everything, as at least one Celtic player discovered as he got on the plane….

 

 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1543951567484755970

 

 

Success never rests, not quite the catchy tagline after the players have just had a couple of months off….

 

 

 

Expect to see youngsters such as Bosun Lawal….no relation…. and Rocco Vata get a bit of game time, it’s likely they will be introduced to the first team over the next twelve months, and don’t forget the one or two who made their debuts last season who haven;t gone out on loan,

 

 

Part of developing players pinched from other academies means they have to be given a shot, which will encourage others to come, When it works, its an extraordinarily profitable scheme, so we can safely expect it to continue.

 

 

Wiener Viktoria are the first opponents on the tour , tomorrow, in fact, which again adds to the sense of urgency that the manager will be installing into the players.

 

the sort of urgency that would have been of immense benefit in years gone by with qualifiers to play, now not needed for a week or two instead of a day or two.

 

 

Can the club use this as a period on which to aim for a higher level, a greater degree of consistency in Europe , and with it regular automatic group stage placing ?

 

If they do have a plan, you’d like to think this was right there at the top of the page.

 

 

Meanwhile, the media, and quite a few fans, are still discussing a possible move for Jordan Larsson, without even considering whether or not the player would be up for such a move.

 

Or that he would fancy competing for a starting slot alongside the most potent strikeforce since his dad graced the turf in Glasgow,

 

Or, perhaps most importantly, whether or not the club would ay the sort of wages Larsson would command , and then have him pretty much sit on the bench…unless each striker got thirty minutes each or was dropped if they failed to score with two out of three attempts.

 

Celtic are very well off up front, with six established forwards, all of whom are capable of interchanging positions.

 

And that’s without any youngsters on the periphary.

 

 

Other positions are probably more of a priority, and whilst the media like to trumpet about warchests, you’ll notice there is no mention of any budget or even estimated budget for the hoops this summer.

 

it’s also worth noting that no one has said business is now complete….in fact, no one is saying anything.

 

 

Looks like the manager has decided those in the media really aren’t his friends,

 

 

Let’s just hope he’s not telling Harry Kewell what shape he wants the players in by the start of the season…that would be enough to be going on with for me.

 

 

 

 

 

A few years ago, we heard tell of a story that may or may not be true, but was too good not to share.

 

A club, or company, we were told, had hooked up it’s pipes to a nearby church and were pinchng their water, which was more or less free to the church.

 

There was no evidence whatsoever to support the “leak “…( I’m here all week etc ) but this note made me think, when it appeared yesterday…..

 

Image

 

 

 

If any priests nearby fancy blessing the new installations, we would see panic amongst Ibrox supporters once more, as they would deem the water undrinkable….especially as it would make them scream and their faces fall off.

 

 

 

Which reminds me, Neil Warnock, who managed in England for forty years without making much of an impact, has fallen in love with “rangers “…mot enough to ever manage them, but enough to get him a few quid from the Sun…. and maybe a job with Rangers TV or another part of the Scottish media…..he spoke about discussing the managers job….

 

 

“I had a couple of chats with one or two people at Rangers over the years about being manager. But it was just never the right time. 

 

Well, obviously not…ever since hugh Adam told the papers their business model wasn;t working, it was only ever going to be a temporary job.

“People always connect me to Rangers but I wasn’t born a fan. When Gordon was at Celtic I used to come up to a few of their games as well.

“But I just loved Ibrox. My mate Stuart is a season-ticket holder at Rangers and he took me to my first game. From the car park outside, looking at that stadium, I was absolutely gobsmacked. I loved it. 

 

“Then when I got inside, someone showed me around the Trophy Room. Oh my God, seeing all those cups. 

 

And that bike.

 

I was completely gone, I was a Rangers man then. Stuart McCall was an influence on me as well because he always used to rabbit on about the club and how good it was. 

 

Right up until it went bust, presumably.

 

“When he was manager there for a short spell, I actually thought he might have got me in with him. I felt he needed a bit of experience beside him at that time but it didn’t happen. 

 

 

“When I look back, I suppose it is a regret that I didn’t manage up in Scotland. 

 

I’m in complete agreement, would have been a laugh.

 

 

Not that there was any shortage of things to laugh about around that time…

 

 

 

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Owen Mullions
1 month ago

I hear there’s been a surge in demand for water in the Ibrox lavvies recently.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

You should join in, Doughball.

Your mouth needs a good rinsing.

greenmaestro
1 month ago

The big question now is would you wiener Viktoria?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  greenmaestro

If you don’t wiener you’ll lose her …

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Aye, ye’re a sad auld bunch 😀

Woof Charlie
1 month ago

Everton join us in Oz big Dunc leaves. Staunch.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

Everton probably realised he’d just end up in the jail at the sight of green & white again,

Rob O’Keeffe
1 month ago

Ralph,two months off? I seem to remember numerous members of our squad participating in their country’s international matches quite recently involving rather a lot of travel….

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Rob O’Keeffe

He doesn’t do details.

SteveNaive
1 month ago

Rats deserting the bastard Tories

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Don’t worry. Gazza is heading to no.10 with a six pack and some fishing rods.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

You like mocking the mentally, do t you, sicko?

You’ve become ETims new Monti, sick beyond sick in the head and to hide it you project it onto others, not realising the whole time that with every word you write you give yourself away for the filthy minded old sicko you are.

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

If I didn’t know better, Greetin Face, I would swear you’re trying to bait me but then I’ve always thought of you as a master baiter. Sadly, unlike you, I have a job to go to and can’t be on here 24 hours a day. But no matter – I can trigger you with a single post each day as you have the intelligence of a primordial amoeba. Then I can leave you to make a clown of yourself as you howl in inarticulate fury at the inadequacy of your response in an attempt to fill the void of your empty, dystopian existence. As for the blog, I’d rather a hundred ‘unfunny’ captions than have your adolescent onanistic ejaculations pollute the place every time your girlfriend springs a leak.

Why don’t you go off and do another of those socio-political art projects you were telling us about last time before you stormed off greetin’ because Ralph wouldn’t ban me for laughing at you? And remember my address when you report me to the polis as you threatened – it’s Cloud Cuckoo Land across the road from that university where you gained your art history degree. Mind and tell them all about the flat earth and covid conspiracy while you’re at it! Keep ranting, keep greetin’ and keep that bicycle pump well-oiled – those women won’t inflate themselves you know.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

You even use Monti’s old tropes, Gazza and his six pack, both sly & overt references to s e x and of course, that old chestnut you both love so much, and the one that really shows you up for the sick minded old fvck that you are, using incest as a weapon against other posters you disagree with.

Are you Monti in disguise?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

13 Dislikes for telling the truth, eh?

What funny peepil you are.

BroxburnBhoy
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Cuckoo cuckoo

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Diary June 13 Picture of two fat hunettes in union jack lycra

Owen Mullions
Caption: Gringo’s Mammy and identical twin sister head for Etims Towers to complain about anti-hun captions and people laughing at him.

El Gringo
So your response to being exposed for the filthy minded old scumbag you are is to come out with shit about in cest…?

Why having a twin equates to inter breeding in what passes for your addled mind, I have no idea. Perhaps you should google what words mean before you repeat them ad nauseam.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

There you are again, MrObsessed with Incest …

You really have no shame, do you?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

What exactly is it about incest that attracts you, Owen ..?

henkesdreadlocks
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

They’re the worst ones. Slithering sleekit snakes positioning themselves to serve their oligarch and media billionaires once the useless fat blonde cvnt finally leaves the building. Every single member of that corrupt Cabinet should done for treason and slung in jail.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Are they all at ‘Wimbers’ too ..?

Woof Charlie
1 month ago

If you feel a draft it’s wee Dougy Ross’ heed spinning…..shout out for a red card noo ya wee fud.

1 month ago

“a possible move for Jordan Larsson, without even considering whether or not the player would be up for such a move.

 Or that he would fancy competing for a starting slot alongside the most potent strikeforce since his dad graced the turf in Glasgow”

Sigh, this shit again and again, its like some fans started supporting last season and have no concept of Celtic from even 4-5 years ago.

Dembele (£20m), Sinclair (100 goals/assists in less then 3 years) and a fit and flying Jamesie were Invicibles and multiple Treble winners. Eddy, Griffiths and others weighed it with important goals.

Kyogo, Liel, Jota, Giacko and Daizen had good seasons but they’ve still got a long way to go to reach the heights of recent Celts.

Its this type of lazy thinking ie we’re winning therefore we don’t need to improve is what Lawwell used to pounce on to justifying our complacency.

I’m ambivalent regarding Larsson as I don’t enough about him but where’s this nonsense about being prohibitively expensive coming from, as I can’t see it?

He’s played his football in Sweden and Russia and any big bucks he may have got in the latter is surely unavailable from now on.

To sign him would be as a free transfer, just wages, and why anyone thinks he’d command Ramsey level salary beats me.

If Ange wants him then I’m sure he can be signed fairly easily.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

Fair comment, Cha, and very odd indeed no one else seems to consider any of this.

I can’t see him fitting the system as he didn’t exactly set the heather alight in either Sweden or Russia and the whole thing just stinks of the overhyping of his family name.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Wassamatta wit you lot?

You don’t like ol’ Jimmy’s opinion?

Then be a man and explain why not.

That way the blog can return to a forum packed with reasonable debate and more than a few laughs instead of being infested with filthy minded auld shitebags too scared to engage, preferring to jab their reactionary forefinger at the wee Hate button instead,

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

What cowering little shitebags you are.

R.St.Parsley
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

I see you’ve got an admirer, Cha, he was shouting abuse at you the other day!!! Maybe he’s feeling a bit lonely.

Seriously, Ralph and Desi, is there no way you can defenestrate this pest? Is it really just a matter of him changing his log in name to gain unfettered access to choke the place with abusive vitriol and incoherent rambling? Other tim sites seem to be able to ban him without much difficilty which is why he plagues this one presumably.

Every time he appears in one of his guises the blog goes into cold storage as people abandon it until he runs out of steam and a modicum of sanity returns. I realise that I’ll now become the latest target of his hate-filled drivel but it makes no odds because, like so many others, I’ll be giving the place a wide berth until something changes.

1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Now, just stop that!

Its Owen he’s got the serious hots for.

I’m just an occasional bit of fluff when he tires of his unrequited pursuit of Mr Mullions.

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

The mods keep holding back my best stuff until it’s too late for him to see it!!! How can I trigger his meltdown if they won’t let it through?

Anyway here’s a wee ditty that’s more on his intellectual level:

A greetin’ faced wean called Gringo
Whose IQ was incredibly low
Whinged:”Ah’m mair thick
Than mince, a house brick,
Two planks or a fan of Sevco”.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Your ‘best stuff’?! 😀 😀 😀 😀

A filthy minded auld w@nker like you doesn’t have any stuff except that ye sorry oer yer bed sheets when yer missus is oot.

If ye’ve even got any of that left.

You s e x obsessed old scumbag.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Ooh, Doughball’s a poet but no one would know it …

😀 😀 😀

Go on, Doughball, you anything else?

I can’t wait 😀

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

And btw, clown face, there ARE NO MODS, as I’ve told you dozens of times it’s an AI algorithm that filters out certain words, words that you f@nnies are too dumb to C&P then extract from yer posts.

I’ve been telling you this for years.

So all you do is C&P before posting and we can all have a right good laugh at your ‘best work’, not just me.

You daft auld fud 😀

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Whined Gringo to Ralphie one day
“A big boy here won’t let me play
He says that Ah’m barmy
So Ah telt ma Mammy
She said – Aye, yer a big Jessie tae”.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Wow but I’m impressed, Doughball!

Have you ever considered applying for the jobby of Poet Laureate?

I’m sure the queen would just love your shite!

Even if it is factually incorrect and it’s you and yer mates that are always pleading with Ralph to get rid of ol’ Gringo as you just can’t take his teasing any more 🙂

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

You filthy minded auld fvckers just cannot stop thinking about s e x, can you?

It’s disgusting, disgraceful & ridiculous, auld men on a fitba blog and all they can talk about is s e x, s e x, s e x …

You’d think ye’d have grown out of all that juvenile idiot stupidity as you matured but no, it appears you’re getting worse.

And you, Cha, great dignified commenter on your beloved Phil on the one hand, filthy minded auld bawbag on here …

What do you think Phil would say if he found out THIS was your true self ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

Imagine, a grown man happily referring to himself as another man’s ‘bit of fluff’ on a fitba blog …

Dear oh dear, dear …

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

I disagree, R.St.P, if you look back over the recent articles you’ll see this place is FAR more quiet when I’m not around with far MORE responses when I am.

Even you come out of cold storage to have a chat with me and, for the record, it was your filthy minded old incest obsessed mate Owen and his sick minded ignorance that switched my mood and had me decide to put the vile little scumbag in his place once and for all.

Which I’m quite happy to do, since the filthy minded old fvckbag asked for it.

So off you toddle and have a glance at how far more will attended the blog is WITH my presence and how it’s reduced to a few inane caption competition responses when I’m gone.

Btw, since none of you have figured it out yet, Ralph & Desi DO ban me, continuously in the 7 or 8 years since I first came on here, but it’s just a matter of time before I can come back on.

Im quite happy to just talk fitba but I’m not gonna take shit aff your sick minded s e x obsessed auld scumbag of a mate.

MabozzaRitchie
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

“if you look back over the recent articles you’ll see this place is FAR more quiet when I’m not around with far MORE responses when I am.”

bit like putin

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

Putin, aye?

In what way, bawbag?

And do you know Putin personally?

Or do you just believe what the media tells you he is, like the muppet you are?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Btw, Herr Parsley, I wasn’t ‘shouting’ at Cha the other day as this is a writing forum and therefore shouting is impossible.

Besides, why would I need to shout on here when all I do is laugh at these clowns’ stupidity?

😀

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

The etims expert in art
Was in bed when his burd did a fart
He said – Whit the hell?
How come there’s nae smell?
Aw naw, Ah’ve burst ma rubber tart!

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Hahaha, that really is quite brilliant, Doughball!

At least we know you’re not Monti in disguise now 😀

Though, on reflection, Monti also wrote quite a witty poem about me, (you boys just can’t help but show your love for ol’ Gringo in poetry, eh?), just prior to me outing him with an even better one, if you recall ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Ok, I might have pushed the boat out a bit saying you should apply for Poet Laureate but you could at least work as an understudy for Pam Ayers ..?

Know, if she gets sick or something ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Come come now, gentlemen, no need to take it so personally …

🙂

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Here, Owen, is it okay if I take this one to the writing group next week?

I’m sure the students will love it, like a Glaswegian haiku wrapped up in rubber origami …

You will, of course, receive full credit for your endeavours.

All good by you, yeah ..?

TicToc
1 month ago

The opposition may not be very much but WHAT a display of one-touch attacking football, and so many new faces and also players we all know really well. Young Kenny almost a hat-trick when Jullien scored……it’s been absolutely breathtaking stuff from OUR BHOYS, best pre-season 45 minutes I’ve ever seen……fantasmagorious!!!!!
Hail! Hail! Bhoys.

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Oh, and it’s 6-0 HT :-0)))

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Mon the Hoops! ☘️

Woof Charlie
1 month ago

Everyone is telling you to do one but you just keep plodding on with the same guff. On another note what’s happening with Boris Johnson?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

I know, Woofie, he just never learns, does he ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

As for Bojo, why would any good Celtic man be worried about what some s e x obsessed Tory’s doing ..?

Oh, hang on, I see the connection…

🙂

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

Oh, you mean ME, Woofie!?

Why, I do f see anyone telling me to ‘do one’.

In fact, I do t see anyone saying anything …

All I see are a gang of self important old shitebags furiously jabbing at their Hate buttons because they’re too afraid to engage with me as they’re too inarticulate and effluent filled and ashamed to have anything to say in defence of their perverted old pal.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

I must say, I’m really quite flattered by all this poetic attention, Doughball, even if it does come across a bit poofie.

But at least, like I’ve said, it proves you can’t stop thinking about me …

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

That’s what I love about this site, that a mild mannered janitor like myself can come on and turn s e x obsessed old men who love rubber dolls and incest into budding creative poets …

As an artist myself I must say I can’t ask fairer than that …

😀

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Tell me, Owen, all kidding and sw@nking aside, do you ever listen to the poetry of Sandie Shaw?

She had a great song that seems quite pertinent to you but I cannot for the life of me remember it …

Oh, aye, ‘Puppet On A String! 

That’s the one! 

You like that song, Owen?

It fits you perfectly! 

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Here’s one for your imagination to work on, Owen …

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Owen, mate, I hate to break this to you but you couldn’t trigger the happiness of yer ain warm gun far less a ‘meltdown’ in me.

I only come here to see what delusional nonsense I can bait you into exposing about yourself next.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Come on, Doughball, surely you’re not going to let ol’ Gringo publicly trample and embarrass you underfoot like this without a comeback?

Surely not, Shirley?! 😀

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Btw, Owen, I’ve written a couple of poems that I’ve had to scrap as your wife keeps coming to mind and I’d prefer she’s not involved.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

So you can’t say I’m not fair in love and war …

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Here’s on e that barely even alludes to your missus …

There wiz a wee man called Oween
Invented the w@nking machine
On the 49th stroke
The fvckin thing broke
Then he was stomped like a clown by The Green Machine

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

What you think, Owen?

Up tae your high standards?

🙂

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Why does the incest obsessed old dirtbag get a bye?

What is it you like about the filthy minded old perv and what does this say about you?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Btw, R’sin, I’m not banned from any other sites, I come and go freely as I please on all of them.

Not that there’s any left worth commenting on bar the odd one or two.

If you check SC you’ll see me happily engaging with everyone as they have the decency and civility to happily engage with me.

Unlike on here where you prefer s e x & incest obsessed old perverts to the ever playful Gringo, the Gringo who can dance, the Gringo with a smile and a song in his heart.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Quite amazing how many Hates one can gather simply for pointing out that one of the posters is a filthy minded old perv, who not only refuses to retract his insults to anither poster’s family members but is in fact shameless enough to double down on his obsession with incest…

And you all think he’s funny …

So what does this say about you indeed?

SteveNaive
1 month ago

Starmer at Wimbers today… wtf ?

1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Don’t like the man myself eg not opposing NHS sell-off, not supporting striking rail workers (FFS he’s the leader of the party of Labour) etc but perhaps he’s taking a leaf out of Boney’s book:

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

There is no ‘Labour’.

They’re all the same.

When will you finally realise this?

Its all the same people suckering you into think ing give a choice when the truth you’ve never had a choice, they’ve been playing us all along.

Wake up, ffs.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

Keri Starmer’s enemy is you, Cha, the people.

Those he’s pretending to oppose are his mates who, once their wee debating session is over, all meet up in the Parliamentary pub and get pissed together all the while making jokes about just how stupid the electorate is for falling for their charade.

You’ve known this for years, you just can’t admit to yourself what a bawbag you’ve been for believing you live in a democracy when a secret society runs the world.

And that is exactly what believing yer beloved BBC does to ye, it mangles yer brains with all the lies they feed ye so you start to believe that even the lies you know to be lies are ‘the truth’ (sic)

So are Rangers alive or dead, Cha?

If your reply is ‘Dead’ then please tell us why the BBC and entire world media claim otherwise ..?

An Occasional Contributor
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

I believe what Companies House say.

Deid.
No more.
Liquidated.

Until they can produce a R2.45(1)(a)
Notice Of End Of Administration
As Heart Of Midlothian did on the 11th of June 2014
And all of the Media Outlets can produce one then quite frankly they are talking out of their ignorant posteriors.

A simple Google search that takes less than 30 seconds to verify will confirm all that we know and all that they are avoiding.
Heres the link to Hearts PLC

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/SC005863/filing-history?page=2

Page 2 Boots of Page marked 11th June 2014
Titled Notice of end of Administration

A quick Google search of Rangers 2012 PLC
Main Page
Click Insolvency Heading 5th from left to right

Case number 2 — Compulsory liquidation 
Petition date
31 October 2012
Commencement of winding up
31 October 2012

Takes all of 2 minutes which makes you wonder why those who claim otherwise haven’t clicked it in 10 Years?

Free to view public information.

Bottom line is however …
All that matters is 50,000 gullibilly’s belief it regardless of the facts.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Somehow I can see your post, Duncan, even though it’s Awaiting Approval but you’re missing the point …

It’s not about them being dead, my point is why do the entire world media refuse to admit that fact?

Do you think they’re all colluding in keeping the death of Rangers quiet?

They clearly all know as many of them from all the over world reported on the death of Rangers at the time but have since about turned and now do a BBC and pretend it’s ‘the same club’, same as UEFA have in handing Sevco Rangers’ titles and ‘history’ …

And my question is, why would they do that?

Why woild the entire world’s media suddenly negate every word they’d previously reported on the death of a Scottish fitba club then begins retelling the lie ..?

That’s what I’m asking Cha here.

That and why he chooses to trust any of them when he knows they tell these continuous and outrageous lies about this new club being this dead club every waking day.

Now why would they do that unless there was collusion between them?

And why doesn’t Phil ever call out his beloved National Union of Journalism in daily allowing this lie to promulgate?

After all, isn’t he the guy who sells himself as The Bastion of Truth in all things fitba because he got one lucky hit that Rangers were dying?

Why does he proudly show off his daft wee card on the one hand yet allow that Union to stand back and let The Survival Lie be printed every dam day for a few weeks short of 10 years if Truth is his genuine motivator?

Woof Charlie
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

New balls would suit him.

1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

🙂

Any pair, old, new, borrowed or blue.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

An apt description since you’re wedded to the dichotomy.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

‘Wimbers’?!

Did I really just witness a Scotsman call that rich cvnts’ charade ‘Wimbers’?!

You’ve got to be fvckin kidding me, mate.

MabozzaRitchie
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

you’re stupid enough to think football is still a working class sport. Take a look at footballers wagers ya toss-pot. my guess is you think an unlimited number of posts by a monkey, given typewriters and sufficient time, will eventually produce a particular text, such as Hamlet or even the complete works of Shakespeare.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

Eh, what?

Somebody take that typewriter off that monkey!

It’s starting to think it’s Shakespeare!

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Tell me, oh naive one, do you also call Thatcher ‘Margaret’ ..?

TicToc
1 month ago

Been out much today, celebrating a kinda special birthday with family, a birthday I share with James Forrest.
Happy Birthday, James, I was delighted to see you play last night and I hope this brings you back to your best. The Ange philosophy and the terrific competition for places I think and hope will bring the very best out of you.
And what a “very best” that is. Go for it wee mhan, become THAT LEGEND.
Hail! Hail! to one and all.
PS I’ve got TWO new Celtic tops and my wee grandson has a full away kit for our ‘matches’ on a Tuesday when we pick him up from school. Ye want tae see wee Sam in his full kit and he’s got SAM number 10 (from Messi really) but I’ve told him about Bertie Auld, so he knows he’s privileged!!

TicToc
1 month ago

Another “Awaiting for approval”, 1st post today and time-sensitive.
Tell you what eTims, you can shove this right up yer fukkin arze.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Haha, I’ve been banned for less but I wish they’d take the hint …

This site’s format has gone far beyond the realms of rubbish and it seriously needs changing but as I’ve saud before, Vinnie, just C&P your post, repost it in sections then you can root out the offending word that the AI doesn’t like.

Laborious, I know, but at least it makes sure you get yer point across rather than chewing yer chin frustration.

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

I tried (to post) again to help the sick Gringo, like supposedly SVDP did.
Hooked again.
WTF?????????

R.St.Parsley
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

I genuinely don’t understand why the guys put up with him. I get that they have lives to lead and can’t police the site all day but presumably they look in every day or two to see what’s being said like the rest of us. If so they must recognize this eejit whatever name he uses – it’s the same semi literate tripe every time – and could block him before he chokes the blog with his effluence. He is devoid of all self-awareness and regards the huge leap in ‘thumb doons’ as interaction with him rather than a resounding message to feck off!!!

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Oh, NO, Ars n Pee, I’m fully self aware of what I’m writing, it’s you clowns protecting your filthy minded old perv of a mate that are lacking self awareness.

And as I’ve told you a dozen times before, most recently the other day, I DO get blocked, all the time, and have done continuously for the 8 years I’ve been on, but there’s always a way.

Besides, I know R&D do take a look in but the difference between you lot and them is, they get the joke, while you stuffed shirts fail to.

As for your referring to my input as ‘effluence’, you just take a loook at how many hits the site has received, saving it from certain oblivion, populated as it is by half witted old duffers whose only response when I’m gone is some stupid, sick or otherwise disgusting responses to the caption competition, often involving either s e x, incest or both.

As your good ‘pal’ Owen has repeatedly proven, even doubling down on it on this post.

Now why should any right thinking individual have to read your scumbag of a mate’s true effluence for his sewer of a mind?

No one wants to read whatever filth is spewing out of him and he’s even beginning to realise himself now what a sick minded old fvckwit he actually is.

And you should too.

Because it’s your mate that’s caused all this, him and his stupidity and filth, so don’t you even attempt to blame me for it.

Now away and romp among the buttercups with your much loved filthy minded auld ‘pal’ and see how long is takes before he slips the haun oan ye.

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

I’ve given up TT. I posted a lengthy reply which I felt was articulate and to the point. No sweary words or slang but booted into oblivion for the second blog in a row! Meanwhile, this deranged lunatic is allowed to pollute the place with his adolescent effluence day after day. It’s no use deleting his comments retrospectively after he has ejaculated over the blog for days on end – he needs to be blocked before he takes over the page. The site is dying thanks to what passes for ‘moderation’ on here.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Oh, you’ve got it completely wrong, you filthy minded old perv, my presence has rejuvenated the blog and the only reason you’ve ‘given up’ is because I have hammered you and your sick minded incest obsessed old perviness into oblivion.

I’ve held a mirror up to you and you’ve seen yourself for the effluent filled old cvntbag that you are.

Now piss off, pervert.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Ye see, Doughball, now you know, you fvcked up big time picking a fight with me because once I’m provoked I am fvckin relentless in my defence.

While you are just a toothless old shit for brains who thinks he’s ‘clever’ because he can make endless jokes about incest involving female members of other posters’ family.

And if you can’t see just how fvcked up and wrong that is I’ll be here to keep hammering the disgusting degeneracy of your words right back into you until you do.

You’re a disgrace to all that Celric stands for, you auld cvnt, and you best bear in mind it was for exactly this crime you’re committing that Monti was finally banned for.

So just you think yourself lucky it’s only online you’re getting it, for now at least.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

he needs to be blocked before he takes over the page!’

See?

Running to Ralph again like a wee lassie screaming for him to get of me because you can’t take what I’m giving you.

And in case you haven’t noticed, I take over the page every time I come on, and particularly if some unthinking filthy minded old shite like you decides to have a go at me.

So why do t YOU fvck off out of the page for a while so you can reflect on your own sewer minded stupidity and leave us adults to talk fitba?

After all, since I’m obviously embarrassing you enough that you’re running and unashamedly squealing to Ralph to get rid of me, it’s clear that you need a little break, instead suing that time for serious self reflection.

So go on, Doughball …

Fvck off out of it.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

For as much as this might shock you, scumbag, every decent minded human being does NOT want to read ‘jokes’ about incest, as they too have mothers, sisters, daughters, cousins and aunts who they could not stand to think of as being on the receiving end of such sick filthy mindedness.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Men have served time for less so you better think very carefully about how you’re coming across here.

Take some time off the blog, visit your priest, confess to your wife your numerous sick minded s e x obsessions …

All these might well help soothe your conscience, or not, but I recommend you do something before the clock ticks down.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

The site is dying because it allows vile minded incest obsessed scum like you on it.

You don’t even read what you’ve written here on the Hun blogs.

No wonder Ralph told Monti where to go once he started it and I’m only surprised he hasn’t had a word with you too about your putrid sick content.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

It’s because you’re a fvckin idiot, Vincent.

How many different ways do I have to tell you this?

TicToc
1 month ago

“Jimmy Green” (Aye, ah know, 5 names is it?) has 42 comments out of 65.
He craves adulation and yet attacks all and sundry with venom.
He states that interest goes up when he’s on here. Aye, his self-interest.
FFS, Gringo, whoever you want to be, get real. Stop talkin’ pish backed up by invented statistics. If you want to be accepted, and my money says you do, stop the shyte and +OFFER+ something. From what you spout on here, I do not like you (your invention?). PLEASE, take a different approach as your current one is doing my fucking head in. In your present state you’re a fucking plague and only YOU have the solution. Get real, get decent or GTF, permanently.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

So you see, R.St.P, my presence does generate around 300% more traffic on this site just looking at the Hate clicks alone.

Compare and contrast with the last few articles where I wasn’t about and all you had were cap comp responses.

Now what do you think is better for the blog:

Hundreds of Clicks, Likes & Dislikes, with even some engagement on the subject matter, or 10 auld guys making in-jokes about incest?

SteveNaive
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

KOTW, again

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

I’d say the old perv is KOTW every week.

As for you, you’re just Naive indeed.

Naive to the point of idiocy.

An Occasional Contributor
1 month ago

Ralph it must feel like yer farting in an empty close at times now on this site with only the lingering waft of Gringo and multiple personalities for company.
Changed days.

HH

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

There he is, sucking up to Ralph again.

I knew it was just a matter of time before I pulled Soldier Blue in with his stopwatch and obsessive counting.

How many posts have I written here, squaddie?

When you’re done counting why don’t you crawl back into the racist shithole you crawled out of and stay there?

You’re even more detested on this site than yer erstwhile perv of a ‘mate’.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Doh, but what am I thinking?!

Incest based jokes are right up your effluent infested alley, aren’t they, Duncan?

You used to love it when Monti started with them didn’t you, queen’s boy?

Woof Charlie
1 month ago

Hearing we could get Rabbi Matondo for a snip.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

He’s a barber?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Owen Mullions’ ETims input:

Constant sick minded jokes about s e x, repeated references to incest, continuous mocking of the mentally ill, derogatory comments about other posters’ family members …

Yet you lot think it’s the guy pointing out this degenerate filth that’s the problem ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Nearly 40 Dislikes for saying Jordan Larsson’s not as good a player as his Da …

You clowns are crackers.

TicToc
1 month ago

64 of 95, what kinda ‘discussion’ does THAT equate to?
I don’t even need to mention the name but it absolutely insults the “Green”, the wearing of which led the Brits to murder many in the land of my forefathers.
Behave or chuck it Pal. I STILL tend to think there’s a ‘saveable soul’ in you, yet “souls”, like religion, are not my forte. If you’re not a troll, hun placeman, then STOP infecting The Green.
I share James Forrest’s birthday and tried to wish him ‘all the best’ last night.
THAT was hooked and yet YOU manage to get 64. I suppose you “copy and paste” them all before posting as you claim to do to avoid AI?
Just even MORE hot air. Give it a FN rest!

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Yeah, of course I do.

That’s how I can repost them so quickly if they don’t get through the first time.

You’re just too stupid, dumb or lazy to try it for yourself but onky you can explain why you don’t bother.

And don’t you tell me what I choose to call myself, you incoherent little jake.

It’s not my fault these fuds are too scared to engage with me.

You yourself admit that the Hate button is killing the site, as has it replaced all chat and debate and has reduced once articulate men to reactionary little finger jabbers.

Now beat it.

Signed

The Green Machine

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Behave or chuck it Pal’.

Piss off, TicToc.

You’re a clueless joke.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

So even you’ve reduced yourself to counting my posts, TT?

Don’t you have anything better to do, like opening another bottle of brandy ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

And don’t you worry about my soul, you better take care of your own.

But you’ll have to understand what the true meaning of ‘God’ is first.

Think you can manage it or will your atheistic ignorance just drive you to more drink?

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Your ‘possible’ belief in god is almost evidence to me of why I don’t.

I’ve given you the benefit of the doubt, it’s fast running out.
PS I only EVER ‘engaged’ with you to try to help you, or call you out.
PLEASE, if you’re not just a fukkin virus, drop the sh1t and join the craic.
I’m vicious, (though I try not to be) mentally and physically. I’ve ‘provided’ many a bad day for arzeholes. Don’t join THAT club, they’re now incoherent, oh wait, Gringo……. Club No. 666?
GTF

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

I don’t believe in anything, mate.

I’ve told you this numerous times before.

Facts are all I’m interested in, observable, measurable, testable & repeatable facts and the fact of a Creator surrounds us day & night, it’s just that you’re too blind, drunk or both to see it, like most people you’ve let the indoctrination get to you now you don’t know if you’re coming or going,

Oh, and thanks for your ‘benefit of the doubt’ but ye can stick it up yer jacksie.

Enjoy the rest of yer brandy, but I’d advise you to go slowly as it’s only 4 in the day and you’ve a long weekend ahead of you.

Tick Tock …

Me ,Myself and Irene
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Do your personalities work on strict 12 on 12 off Rota or Contimental Shifts ?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Here’s the truth of the Labour Party, Cha, all made public years ago.

Shame you missed it …

https ://operationorethegambleconnection.blogspot.com/2011/04/ harriet-harmen-wanted-pornographic.html

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

How many of you actually read what the article contains?

These are the cases of the pedos within the Labour Party that were reported in the press and does not cover those that weren’t.

Doesn’t these scumbag’s actions concern you in the slightest?

Or are you happy to let them away with anything, including this, so long as you get to boo & hiss at their Parliamentary Punch & Judy show every day?

Woof Charlie
1 month ago

Here’s the thing, whatever your name is today. There’s only one thing that defines a Celtic man, woman or whatever you want to be. You love Celtic. And in the complete absence of the people who seem to enjoy the limelight but can’t be bothered with their punters, remind you of anyone? Let me humbly set you straight. I imagine most people on this forum are like me. They enjoy Ralph’s posts on a site that doesn’t take itself too seriously but has enough to keep a group of Tims smiling, debating, occasionally falling out, note occasionally, but essentially sharing a common bond. We love Celtic. Now to you. You don’t share this bond. All you want to do is talk about yourself and demean others. I suspect why most people vote you down instead of openly challenging you is because they are worried about your mental health. That includes me and if you are in Scotland Breathing Space is open. Peace be with you. That’s not a barb. It’s heart felt.

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

That’s a great comment mate and what etims is all about. For what it’s worth, I apologise for any part I have played in the recent chaos (not for the ‘incest’ stuff though as I never said it in the first place).

Since I appear to be the current source of Gringo’s perma-rage, I’m happy to withdraw from commenting if it will restore some order to the site. I don’t contribute much apart from the occasional caption entry so it’s no great sacrifice on my part or loss to the blog. Unfortunately I doubt much will change as he will continue to howl at the moon whether I engage with him or not but it’s the most I can do.

Much more important is the moderation problem here. Posts are arbitrarily snatched away for no discernible reason making it impossible to conduct a proper conversation. People think ‘why bother’ when there is no guarantee their comment will ever see the light of day or will appear out of sync days later when the blog has moved on. And, of course, nothing seems to be in place to prevent a guy with possible mental health issues from hijacking the blog for his personal soap box on a regular basis.

As I’ve said before, this is a football blog not a social work department. It may sound harsh but, if Gringo has problems, he needs professional help – indulging him on here does no service to him or those who visit expecting some light-hearted football banter. Deleting abusive posts retrospectively isn’t the answer either as the damage is done by then and the blog has effectively ground to a halt. A more pro active approach is needed.

I hope the guys do something or the haemorrhage of active posters from the site will eventually lead to its slow death. For now though, thanks for your input and here’s to a more peaceful future for etims.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Cheerio, Doughball.

Watch the door doesn’t hit yer @rse on the way out.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Owen Mullions: ‘I don’t contribute much so it’s no great loss to the blog.’

Youre dam right there, mate, you haven’t contributed anything but filth, degeneracy and lies and caused a massive months long row over it.

At least it’s good to know that you’ve now recognised how irrelevant to this blog you really have been.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

Cheers, Woofie, but you don’t need to worry about me, especially not now we’ve got rid of the old pervert.

I’d say we should be more concerned about his refusing to take responsibility for his words on incest, words which he has, incredibly, replicated on this page, words which insult both my dead mother and other female members of my family but tbh I don’t really give a fvck about him and his lame attempts and incitement to ‘cause a meltodown’ in me, which proves he cares not a jot for my mental health.

Both these combined, refusing to take responsibility and deliberately trying to incite people to a breakdown, are classic indicators of the self obsessed full blown narcissist and therefore your mental health concerns should be addressed to that sick fvck rather than me.

Cheers for your assistance in this matter, Charlie.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

I’d just like to add that I accept full responsibility for every insult I’ve thrown at the Doughball as his insulting my recently deceased mother and other female members of my family means he fvckin asked for it.

He should now be grateful I decided against hunting him down as clowns like that just aren’t worth doing time for.

R.St.Parsley
1 month ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

People have been complaining about missing posts and an annoying vote system ever since the blog format was last ‘improved’. Nothing ever gets done about it – it’s a bit like the Celtic board under Lawwell where supporters concerns are just ignored in the hope they’ll shut up about it. The end result is that we’re left with a comments section which is disfunctional at best and deranged at its worst.

I’m no prude when it comes to robust language but it has been getting worse with each intervention by Gringo and this week has been like a trip through an open sewer. As usual, nothing has been done to rectify it. What’s the point of contributing when the slightest remark, real or imagined, leads to this level of abuse? And what’s the point of cleaning up the site after the abuse has happened only to let it start all over again a few weeks later? Give the keys to Gringo and let’s all go home!

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Cheers,R.St.P, that’s very kind of you but I’d prefer the site to remain as fun and open minded as it was before but without insulting other posters’ family members like your sick minded mate just doubled down on here and has been doing for weeks.

For that was what sparked my fury against him and not one of you can deny that for such an action he had it coming to him, every last bit of it.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to NOT engage in such low level filth, should it?

Yet he kept on doing it, in his self admitted efforts to ‘trigger a meltdown’ in me, not realising that all he was doing was digging his own grave with his stupidity.

So, as Ralph & Desi know, I’m happy to come on here and discuss anything with anyone in a reasonable manner but I will not tolerate having my family abused and insulted, my educational background repeatedly made out to be a lie and my mental health continuously mocked, laughed at and denigrated just because some half baked old idiot doesn’t know how to discuss things man to man.

It’s not too much to ask, is it, that people address each other reasonably and with the respect that absolutely everyone deserves whether it be online, in the street or down the pub and having a laugh?

For there are certain boundaries that cannot and should not be crossed and those who pretend they don’t know these boundaries then do make the stupid mistake of crossing them will, and should, receive everything that is coming to them.

For Owen cannot plead ignorance in this matter …

He knows dam well he shouldn’t be insulting other people’s families, male or female, and not one of you can say that no matter how low I hit him I never once went that low on him as it is degeneracy at its worst.

In fact, I specifically told him the other night that I would not go so low as his degenerate level and kept the poem about him light hearted.

So don’t you get all fvckin high and uppity about how I reacted to the filth your idiot sick minded mate wrote about my family to me.

For it’s him who has now realised just how wrong he has been in ‘trying to trigger a meltdown’ in me and now he’s simply reaping what he’s sown.

I wouldn’t take it off anyone in the street so why should I take it off some sick minded old fvckwit on here?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Thanks to everyone for tolerating the unsightly war of words between myself and the sick minded old scumbag Owen Mullions.

You’ll be happy to know that this double faced reptile is now gone from the page and we can continue our merriment and football based banter without one poster targeting another’s female family members and admitting to attempting to cause said poster a ‘meltdown’, with not a jot of compassion nor concern for his mental health following the death of his recently departed and much loved wee mother.

If this scumbag truly has any compassion or shame he sure has a funny way of showing it, for by denying his remarks on incest, remarks which he actually doubled down on and replicated on this very page for all to read once again, he has proven that he is in fact proud of his ‘joke’ about incest while at the same time denying it’s a joke about incest …

So,as we can see, it is clearly not my mental health that is the issue here.

Thanks again for your time.

An Occasional Contributor
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Now the victim card gets played.
How utterly predictable.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

How am I playing the victim when I’m pointing out that I’m fine and it’s Owen that has the mental health issue?

Don’t you know how to read, you queen loving boot licking monkey?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

You’re a fvckin disgrace, Duncan.

You’ve just came on here to cause more trouble now that I’ve dealt with your likewise filthy minded disgrace of a mate.

Go on, fvck off out of it, you hate filled racist queen serving scumbag.

An Occasional Contributor
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Now the narcissistic rage.
Seek help son.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

No rage here, mate, just pointing out the facts of your rage.

Justice prevailed again so what do I need to be angry about?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

As for the insults, you can’t say you don’t deserve them.

You did come on to cause trouble after all, now that I’ve vanquished yer buddy.

Nae luck, Duncan!

Mibbe next time

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

But I doubt it.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Now back to the fitba …

I hear that the West Ham ‘starlet’ Amadou Diallo (not to be confused with Utd player & ex Hun loanee Amad Diallo) has been let go by the Hammers, along with 9 other players.

This kid was their equivalent of our Karamoko, a rising and almost certain future star, yet there he is, out on the streets without a club, with his parent club, who he’s always supported, being the one responsible.

What future is there for the game if the clubs’ academies are taking 10 years or more from these young lads’ lives only to throw them onto the dole queue so they can pay superstar wages to largely mediocre players?

Monty
1 month ago

What a depressing comments section. It has almost killed this site. Shame really. For years it was my go to place, particularly during the transfer window for the rhumour mill.
Ralph et al., still enjoy reading your posts. You probably would be as well switching off the comments. It used to add something to the site but now its often just poison.

Good luck
HH
Monty

An Occasional Contributor
1 month ago
Reply to  Monty

That would seem to be the sensible decision.
Otherwise Ralph will be farting in an echo chamber before too long.

HH

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

You already said that, squaddie.

So it’s YOU that’s farting in an echo chamber.

Away back tae The Celtic Blog before Phil tells wee Janice he has a racist Brit on his pages.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

So, Charlie/Duncan/Cyan O’Bacteria, what you’re saying is Ralph & Desi should close down the site just because I’ve cleansed it of yet another filthy minded old fool like yourself?

You, the man who couldn’t wait to stamp on the memory of Diego Maradona the moment he was declared dead?

You think the site was better with vile minded s e x obsessed old perverts like Owen & Monti, do you?

Thats your preference for the site’s future, to have it filled with antagonistic old sickos, yeah ..?

Well, I vehemently disagree, soldier.

I think the site will have a far brighter future without such low minded old quacks, rather than men who threaten posters with ‘One behind the ear’ simply for disagreeing with them, don’t you?

Or does such a thought of eradicating your imagined ‘enemies’ for having a different opinion to yourself appeal to your innate sense of Britishness ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Cos you see, squaddie, I do care for this site and I think Ralph is due more credit for his work on Res 12 and some of the genuinely great laughs he’s given us down the years, not the least of which was his ever changing attempts at spelling Odsonne Edouard’s name and even if he did give TicToc the caption comp despite my over 50 entries being it The Style Council that did Walls Come Tumbling Down 🙂

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Cos you see, squaddie, I do care for this site.

I think Ralph is due more credit for his work on Res 12 and some of the genuinely great laughs he’s given us down the years, not the least of which was his ever changing attempts at spelling Odsonne Edouard’s name, and even if he did give TicToc the caption comp despite it being The Style Council that did Walls Come Tumbling Down 🙂

But you don’t have to hoist the white flag on anyone else’s behalf but your own.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Incidentally, squaddie, if they do turn off the comments that instantly means Ralph will be forever in an echo chamber.

See, once again, you didn’t think it through, you failed to think it through.

You’re really not very good at this thinking business at all, are you?

An Occasional Contributor
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

I left the Armed Forces in 1996.
So haven’t been a “Squaddie” for over quarter of a century.
You however will forever be a certified muppet.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Cheers, squaddie!

But not half as much as you 🙂

R.St.Parsley
1 month ago
Reply to  Monty

Couldn’t agree more, Monty. This past week the site has been foul. If that’s what ‘moderation’ amounts to, just shut the comments down and give us something pleasant to read. Most of the decent posters have long since given up anyway.
Requiesce in pace etims.

henkesdreadlocks
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

What? According to Gringo, all he’s doing is enhancing the site with his marvellous (ahem) input. Deludemol must be available on an industrial scale round his gaff.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

How would you like me to start cracking jokes about your mother, Henke?

You wouldn’t, would you?

So give it a rest and let the trouble making little loser go.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Your mate Owen caused it, pal, and dam well you know it.

His constant antagonism of me I could take but his bringing of my family into it was a declaration of war and I won.

So give it a rest with the ‘Nasty Gringo, poor Owen’ bolox.

I warned him nights ago what would happen if he kept his shit up and now it’s happened so go cry to him about what’s happened to ETims, you lot were all already moaning it wasn’t fit for purpose on your Downfall blog before Xmas, yourself, Jimboh, Owen & Christina.

You can open it back up now of you all want somewhere to chat, I promise I won’t come after him again.

Just tell him to watch where and how he spills his shit next time, would ye?

It’s for his own good.

Cheers

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

A truly intelligent man would have realised what would happen if he kept goading me after how I dealt with Monti hen he too stupidly decided to bring my family into it.

Or how I got rid of Unfit For Purpose after his constant, and utterly idiotic, antagonistic bullshit.

Or how I disposed of the queen loving Charlie Saiz, the ‘Creationist’ who doesn’t actually know what Creation is, or any other number of foul minded half witted old fools who don’t know how to have a reasonable discussion man to man without being triggered by their own cognitive dissonance.

At least the moderators had the decency to let me finish your foul minded little scumbag of a buddy off this time as they knew I’d just keep coming back until I had, as they too knew he had crossed a line with the family shit and therefore deserved all he had coming to him.

And don’t you worry, ETims isn’t dead just because I’ve got rid of yet another lame brained antagonistic little idiot from its pages …

In fact, if anything, it’ll free the site from such vile mindedness in the future.

For as I told you the other night, there are lines that cannot be crossed and those that do cross them now know what to expect.

So grow up, get over it, and let your rubber doll obsessed mate cry into his poor wife’s shoulder and lick his wounds in private.

God knows we’ve all heard quite enough from him on here.

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

As I’ve said guys, I apologise for my part in winding him up and am happy to withdraw in the interests of harmony. But I’m not responsible for the horrible incest stuff. As I pointed out above, my caption was about a hunette being his twin sister – tasteless perhaps but nothing to do with incest except in Gringo’s fevered imagination. As for his mother, I don’t know if she’s dead or not – how could I? My mother’s dead too – mine died of cancer, I suspect his died of embarrassment. Anyway, I don’t want to be the cause of the comments closing so I’ll stay away but the solution lies in some form of pro active moderation. If the guys can’t do that then I think a shutdown is all that’s left because the site can’t stand this level of disruption every other week. Sorry to be so negative.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

So you’ll apologise to the guys for continuously goading me and thereby fvckin up the blog but you won’t apologise to me?

Is that the mark of you, is it?

Btw, my mother died of cancer too, 2 months ago today, in fact.

And if you’re not man enough to admit to me just how much you fvcked up I’ll say it’s your poor mother who’s looking down upon you in outraged embarrassment today.

Because you’ve just proven what a genuine low life you truly are by refusing to take responsibility for your appalling and vile minded words and actions.

So, Owen, are you going to apologise to me or not?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Owen, who’s meant to be gone, says, ‘The solution lies in some form of pro active moderation’ …

Meaning ‘Please ban him so I can come back on, Ralph!’

Once again you go running to Ralph like you did last week in the hope he’d stop me from finishing you off, you little toad.

You’re such a little shitbag you can’t even admit that.

Because you fully expected Ralph to ban me before I was done with you but to Ralph’s great credit he did not, as he knew no real man would be so low as to insult anyone’s family, incest related or not, and that you therefore had every last bit of it coming to you.

And now you’ve got it and you still can’t help but run greeting to Ralph to ban me all over again …

Aye, you’ve really given yourself away now for the squealing little low life rat you are with this one, Doughball.

I’d be surprised if anyone wanted to talk to you after this crawling sneaky snitchery.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Monty

I agree, Monty, that self important little prick Owen got away with far too much abuse on these pages for far too long, the same as Fife Monti did.

Now I don’t mind a laugh and a joke but that piece of vermin had it coming to him with his constant attacks on me no matter what I contributed.

You see, he thought he couldn’t lose because he had his little gang around him, or that Ralph & Desi would intervene and ban me before I knocked him out but what he failed to account for in his idiotically brash over confidence was that Ralph & Desi are clearly decent men who likewise knew he had it coming and therefore sat back and let him have it.

And getting rid of such people is indeed doing the site a favour whether you want to believe it or not.

I’m happy to come on here and talk fitba and only fitba but even since before my previous ban Owen and his cohorts decided they would gang up on me from the off, not knowing that I grew up fighting off gangs by myself as a matter of course and I knew it would only be a matter of time before I picked them off one by one before finally stamping their leader’s stupidity into the ground in front of them.

Now let’s all hope for a brighter less effluent filled site in the future now that I’ve cleansed it of all the filthy minded trouble makers who used to infest it.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

So much for your ‘I can run r in gs around you with a single post’, eh, Doughball ..?

Aye, ‘tis surely true that pride comes before a fall alright, as this single line proves, though I’d like to see even one example of this bold, and ultimately foolhardy, claim, coming, as it did, literally two days before I cleared you off the page for good.

I only hope your priest, your wife and your therapist combined can help you, kid.

It’s good to get things off your chest, particularly when you’ve taken such a mighty fall.

Best of luck for the future,

Signed

Your arch nemesis,

Gringo

PS, Do you know what ‘Nemesis’ means ..?

Jimmy Green
1 month ago

Looks like Rabbi Matondo is Sevco bound, Woofie.

Imagine leaving Schalke for Sevco …

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  Jimmy Green

Innit weird how they can get him for a snip when Rabbis have such long hair ..?

1 month ago

Everyone disagrees with Gringo and Gringo disagrees with everyone therefore the problem is Owen or our late, lamented sodger bhoy.

I don’t have a problem with Owen and, if he posts something I disagree with, then I’ll argue against it.

I would imagine that that’s the same for the majority of posters, if not all bar one.

The simplest explanation is usually the correct explanation and this one is no different.

You clearly have a Hun-like mentality ie “No one likes me, I don’t care”, whilst being totally oblivious of why that is.

I personally don’t agree with banning posters, deleting posts etc but its not my site and the reputational damage is not to me.

Also, if it means, good posters absent themselves and its left to a malignant troll then that’s a pretty pyrrhic victory for free speech.

No response is necessary from said troll, as this has all been pointed out to you before but you don’t possess the social skills to comprehend it.

It used to be said that if there were 5 Celtic fans, you’d get 6 different opinions but I’m certain the All-bar-1 would be in agreement on this one.

If everyone is saying you’re the problem then you probably are. 

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

Hairy muff, Cha.

But as you astutely point out it’s not your site and you know I can be as reasonable as the next guy until someone attacks me.

And if you doubt me just check SC for details.

Jimmy Green
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

So why don’t we all get back to discussing the differences between pyrrhicism and empiricism so we can all put this unsightly episode behind us?

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