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Celtic Diary Monday September 27: An Unfortunate Series Of Events

Another head shaking performance yesterday, this time at home, saw Celtic gain a point or lose two…depending on whether or not you’re in panic mode yet… against an invigorated Dundee United.

 

 

The result leaves Celtic in sixth place after seven games, with just three wins on the board.

 

It’s not very good, is it ?

 

 

Rangers 7 2 1 0 5 1 3 0 1 7 4 7 16
2 Hibernian 7 3 1 0 8 2 1 2 0 5 4 7 15
3 Heart of Midlothian 7 2 2 0 6 2 2 1 0 6 3 7 15
4 Motherwell 7 3 0 1 7 4 1 2 0 4 3 4 14
5 Dundee United 7 2 0 1 2 2 1 2 1 2 3 -1 11
6 Celtic 7 3 1 0 16 1 0 0 3 1 4 12 10
7 Aberdeen 7 1 1 1 3 2 1 1 2 5 7 -1 8
8 St. Mirren 7 1 2 1 4 4 0 2 1 4 10 -6 7
9 St. Johnstone 7 0 1 2 2 4 1 2 1 1 1 -2 6
10 Livingston 7 1 0 2 3 4 0 1 3 0 8 -9 4
11 Ross County 7 0 2 1 4 6 0 1 3 2 9 -9 3
12 Dundee 7 0 3 1 4 5 0 0 3 0 8 -9 3

 

 

 

In fact, another couple of bad results and we’ll be at the wrong end of a gap at the top of the table.

 

Whilst manager Ange Postecoglou finds it weird that some are already saying the league is lost…and it is….if things don;t pick up soon they will be.

 

 

“It’s a weird league,” 

“You call things early here, don’t you? It’s quite remarkable that seven games in people are calling the title already. It’s just not how I work.

“I’m not pulling up stumps after seven games just because other people seem to think there is some sort of insurmountable challenge out there for us. 

 

 

Nobody is calling anything, at least not anyone with any sense, but the warning signs are there.

 

 

There’s a couple of things, howeverm that could be called mitigating circumstances.

 

Looking at yesterdays line up, there was not a single first team regular either starting the game or sitting on the bench from last season. That kind of upheaval is completely unprecedented in our history, and probably in anyone elses as well.

 

 

That means there is no consistency, and certainly no experience of what is expected from a Celtic player.

 

The two most senior players, James Forrest and Calum MacGregor, are both absent. After those two, we simply don;t have any senior players with Celtic experience, and that may well be one reason that things are taking a little longer to settle than we’d like.

 

 

Factor in that the new player who has had the biggest effect on the side, Kyogo Fuhruhashi,is also missing, and clinging onto sixth while players recover might actually be an achievement.

 

 

Opposition players will see this as a “good time ” to be playing Celtic, and in what is already one of the highlights of their season, there is added motivation to compete, and that can make a mediocre player a good player, and a decent one very good.

 

 

Let them enjoy their day in the spotlight, because you and I know deep down that we’ll have forgotten about yesterday long before they stop telling their grandchildren about their 1-1 draw at Celtic Park.

 

 

 

Although maybe we, as a support, should have a wee look at ourselves as well. We’re not helping matters when we start to suggest that we should be beating dross like Livingston and Dundee United.  Of course, under normal circumstances , we would be, but we’re a bit makeshift at the moment, and before you say the squad should be stronger, and we should have two international players for every position, that’s not really feasible, either financially or simply from the point of view of persuading a top class player to earn less money on our bench than on one in England.

 

 

Wake up, we are where we are.

 

 

One or two have blamed the board for our demise, interestingly accusing them of pandering to a club/company south of the river and tailoring our cloth to allow them to remain competitive, and yet at the same time howling in derision because we are six points adrift of the very same club/comapny we largely claim are not our rivals and we can live without them.

 

 

And yet we use their relative recent success as our benchmark. Ignoring the fact that Hibernian, Hearts and even Motherwell have made more than decent starts, and St Johnstone, who won both cups last year, have had an even worse start than ourselves.

 

 

hopefully, that will continue into the league cup semi final, where the hoops should be back to something approaching full strength by then, and maybe a trophy in that tournament will quell some of the dissent..

 

 

 

Of course, the media and it’s soup hungry commentatiors have been quick to jump on the badwagon, with illuminaries such as Kris Commons being hauled out to tell us…

 

 

“The league table is already making for painful viewing for Celtic supporters. The team are languishing in sixth place, already six points behind leaders Rangers.

 

 

Thanks for that Kris, we hadn’t really noticed.  You’ll notice though, he too, mentions that club/company, and that in turn will fire up Celtic fans, which in turn must bewilder our board when we complain they have kept alive a rivalry that we ourselves seem to relish.

 

Indeed, there is a very real argument that they were doing there what they thought we wanted them to do.  And there’s a mountain of evidence to support that theory.

 

 

All Commons, and other commentators are doing is pointing out the obvious, and the more they point it out, the more uneasy Celtic fans become.

 

 

Older readers will recall another new and invigorating manager, John Barnes, when he came to Celtic.

 

 

Backed by none other than one of Europes finest and most successful players and managers in Kenny Dalglish, himself an ex Celt, had his own way of playing the game, and after a blistering start he saw his talismanic striker, Henrik Larsson, suffer a leg break that ultimately ended his career not only at Celtic, but in management.

 

 

Postecoglou has shown signs that he can get this team playing football that has them swooning in the stands, and let’s face it, when it’s good, it’s very., very good.

 

 

But the loss of his captain, his top scorer and one of the clubs most decorated players in it;s history has shaken the ship a wee bit.

 

 

Are we to panic and throw him out the way we did with Barnes ?

 

 

We’ll never know how that season, and indeed a chunk of our history would have turned out had Larsson not been injured in Lyon.

 

 

But we do know that if we succumb to the pressure to ditch Postecoglou..and it’s starting… after what is best described as an unfortunate series of events, then not only will we be right back where we started, we’ll probably have to wait a while before we reach the giddy heights of sixth again.

 

 

It was never going to happen overnight, and there have already been a few setbacks, but one day we might yet look back and laugh about this.

 

 

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Admin
2 years ago

Anges teams always kick on in Season 2 of his reign,
Are Celts content to write off this season in the interest of longer term benefit…I doubt it.

James
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Writing off this season would be palatable if it wasn’t for the automatic CL spot for they dirty cheating bastards to get them out of financial jail, we need to win the league this season.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  James

We should’ve stamped on Sevco’s throat before it even got off the groind.

Instead the Masons at Celtic gave it wings to fly.

Yet Ralph claims this is all our fault …

For supporting Celtic in the first place …

And in a weird way it is, but not in the way he thinks it is.

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

I think there’s a divide in opinion. The manner of how we are dropping points is becoming a worry. I don’t know if it’s inflexibility or incapability to change the game plan. The same questions were asked over here in Australia. But it’s like anything formations and tactics are important but quality is the most important. Our quality guys are injured. I’ve a sneaky feeling the Greek is going to as key as Kyogo. And jota looks good, looks like he wants to win. He was involved in everything good yesterday. Thought rogic was poor with his decision making. He doesn’t shoot when opportunities arise like he did about 3 seasons back

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Over there or under, Lance?

In Australia?

Are you over or under?

The Green Machine
2 years ago

There?

Gerry7
2 years ago

Oh, wait it’s the fans fault.
Did lennon write this.

Yesterday we were a shambles, back to playing as a 11 individuals all running about like headless ckickens.

Take 2 players out the team and we are a very very average team, with average players.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  Gerry7

Yup, spot on, Gerry.

Maybe if we took two coaches out the team we’d excel …

BJF
2 years ago

No it’s not very good but as you say there has been huge change, a lot of money spent and a new manager. I like him, I like what he says and what he is trying to do, when it works it works very well but it hasn’t really worked against a decent team yet. I think young Moffat should have been given a half-hour given how poor Ajetti was.
Did Dom go because he wanted to ditch most of the Board and challenge why the new club’s European licence keeps being renewed by the SFA in spite if their financial circumstances, only sayin!

Iljas Baker
2 years ago

Mostly good diary. Have to say a lot of fans too easily turn on the players and manager which doesn’t help. Does anyone really think Ange will change his style of play or that a new manager will see us beating every other team. it’s delusional. The more he changes, the more he will become NL. And who would be the new manager? The more you deflect criticism away from the board for lack of succession planning the happier they are. Make no mistake Dom challenged them, he went head to head and lost. When he left he wouldn’t let them use “for family reasons” or “for health reasons” which they would have preferred as it would have brought them sympathy. They had to use “for personal reasons” and he was sending us a code – it’s the board and DD stupid!

Joseph
2 years ago

That swooning football came against bottom feeders Dundee and St Mirren, hasn’t been seen since and is unlikely to be seen anytime soon. He had no idea how to try and change the game yesterday and ultimately that will seal his fate.

The Cha
2 years ago
Reply to  Joseph

Bang on the money and at home to.

Out of 16 competitive games its not great, is it?

The only other notable performance was at home to AZ but had they brought their shooting boots then it might not have been.

Its the same claptrap that we got last year, swap lennon and a few player names and its “he knows what he’s doing, he’ll come good” etc etc.

Complete complacency with an added dose of incredible weakness looking to bemoan our fate and blame refs, SFA, media etc.

We’ll never win anything simply making excuses and never acknowledging our our significant failings.

The latter are the only ones that we can address but are the only ones we don’t wish to address.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

All true but why does Ralph keep denying these obvious facts ..?

Gerard Reilly
2 years ago

Sorry Raif, apart from both wingers yesterday not much improvement from last season , the big chap will not survive till January, only used the bench due to more holby city stars on the table , kept empty Jersey ajeti on for 90 minutes of torture, when a juvenile could see the player was absolutely waste of space, he.s way out of his depth and for once I.m not blaming the inept board for certain players not up to the mark “

Paddybhoy67
2 years ago

I have to keep reminding myself that Slippy had 3 years at Sevco and, so far in his 4th year still only has one trophy. Keep the faith. HH

Cortes
2 years ago

Thanks, Ralph. A nice, measured approach is what’s needed, I think.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Yeah, that’s what IS needed but that not what he gave us …

Instead he blamed the Celtic support for the existence of Sevco.

The same kind of mind bending diversion that someone like Paul Brennan or Peter Lawwell or Dermot Desmond might try to pull …

Whitearra
2 years ago

Keep the faith! As bad as we were yesterday, giving the ball away whilst under no pressure, with a centre forward and a centre-half (No, not Ajeti of Starfelt) we would have won easily. Three times hitting the bar. We could have played Bitton up front and scored more. They had one serious chance and scored. We are Celtic supporters!

Cartvale88
2 years ago

Downsizing is the issue and it has gone on for years. Look at the books and Bankiers statement they are only interested in the bottom line. As for Ange why has he not brought in his own back room Staff, why has he allowed players to be signed without his authority. We hear this it is a plan, but it is similar to Hitler in his bunker saying we will win.
Yesterday DU bullied Celtic, Fuchs and the goalie could have walked, but KeltyClancy only had eyes on one team. Abada and Jota gave width, Ajeti was pathetic, surely he could have tried Moffat?
Think Ange could walk long before the board wake up to their shambles, DD and his merry men are cheating the fans and making Celtic an average team in Scotland

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

Think that was a penalty as much as any other penalty given and maybe a card as well. Totally lucky. The miss from ajeti to me looks like someone who doesn’t really want the ball and is scared. That was a terrible miss. It would’ve won the game. Rangers are just winning games putting chances like that away with the odd offside goal and obligatory penalty.

obz
2 years ago

I can completely understand the mitigating factors that Ange has had to put up with and a large proportion of the blame for these factors lies in the boardroom. All summer fans have said about strengthening a squad that was 25 points behind the league winners last year. The winners have not strengthened, but they have not been able to sell players either. Are the board challenging FFP rules ?

The board have not delivered for Ange on recruitment. If anyone thinks this squad is stronger than the one that finished last season, then the evidence points to the contrary. In addition to this, Ange still doesn`t have his own staff. Why not ?

Does anyone really believe the board will deliver great recruitment in January ? I cant remember when they have done this before and I predict, next summer we will yet again be talking about a squad ill equipped for Europe, if we should qualify.

With Ange, the most frustrating thing for me is that he is unwilling to change shape if things aren’t working out. Yesterday we could have gone to 3-5-2 later on in the game but he didn’t, he kept it the same. I know that we often create chances and his main style is probably right for us, but league winners and successful teams give very little away at the back and we look susceptible to giving goals away in every game. That has to change. That sits with the Manager and his Coaching Team.

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  obz

We seen the measure of kris commons character when he was substituted against molde. Seem like a wee cvnt

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

I’d settle for second this year. It would put us in the third qualifying round. The league is still winnable though. Hearts hibs and others have improved. Aberdeen are to hit their straps. It’s not looking great but it’s not looking impossible. Got a feeling the Greek is going to be a gem

desdamoaner
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

you’d settle for giving the hun £30odd million in CL money?
madness.

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  desdamoaner

Maybe settle is the wrong word. Maybe expectation is the right one. This is a brand new team and they’re playing like a brand new team. They’re Celtic in name only. Some good players to return though.

The Cha
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

He was totally in tune with the Celtic fans that night.

It was another completely inept managerial horror show from “nice guy” Deila, who came nowhere near the fans at the end, as he wouldn’t have got the fawning adulation he normally got. A fraud, who should’ve been nowhere near the manager’s job.

Give me someone who calls it out than others who complacently just accept any old crap.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I was all for Commons that night as Devils was like a puppet with its strings cut.

But his soup supping since has proven him to be an even cvnt than even I expected.

But it’s a Common theme among ex Tic players who like that big pot of British devil’s broth so much that they’re more than happy to take the long spoon.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I was all for Commons that night as Deila was like a heidless puppet with its string cut.

But his soup supping since has proven him to be an even bigger cvnt than even I expected.

But it’s a ‘Common’ theme amongst ex Tic players who like that big pot of British devil’s broth so much that they’re more than happy to take the long spoon and sup from the other end of the fireplace.

desdamoaner
2 years ago

…. and clinging onto sixth while players recover might actually be an achievement…..
Really? FFS.
I have heard it all now. The teams we have lost to would bite yer bum for everyone of our players.
AP needs to find a way to tighten it up or he and we are screwed. well and truly screwed.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  desdamoaner

Isn’t sixth in the league good enough for you?!

You must be one of those ‘entitled’ Celtic fans Dermot Desmond & Neil Lennon keep talking about …

Rosco
2 years ago

Ange won’t be sacked, if anything he will leave because the bull being aimed at him is inconceivable and unwarranted. We have angry fans shouting blue murder because it’s not instant success. I like to think I’m in the majority of people who can handle a little bit of pain short term for the longer term plan which we have seen signs off and is encouraging. There is some quality youth coming through, some great signings and of course a couple of old faithfuls. Shocking injury list just now which ain’t helping no one. But go on yersel big Ange I still believe in ya! I’d keep ya just to rile up the shitty sensationalist journalism in this country but also because iv bought into ur philosophy

The Cha
2 years ago
Reply to  Rosco

Replace lennon with Ange and the same clap was being trotted a year ago.

Remind me, how did that one work out?

The only bull I see being spouted is the complacency that this is acceptable.

We must have up to 10 times the resources so we should have enough to beat Livi and DU (at home) despite injuries etc.

Yes, we’ll struggle in Europe without our best but this is a million miles away from that.

If we can only perform when we have our best players are available then we’re going to win nothing.

Kyogo will potentially be away with Japan 3/4 times more this season and has played a lot of football already this season, so will miss quite a lot of games even if he avoids injury.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

A shambles without him and a one man team with him …

Magic, eh ..?

Drew
2 years ago

A very poor team to many players not good enough, Mgr doesn’t know what to do Strachan and Kennedy just sit in that dugout don’t take part in any thing he has got to get rid of those 2 and players trying to pass a ball and hitting the guy standing in front of him for god sake that’s dire, and who told Turnbull he could take a corner he’s the worsed Celtic player ever at corner kicks.

highseastim
2 years ago
Reply to  Drew

A decent striker and that game is won in a cruise.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Aye but he’s injured and the other three won’t do.

Cartvale88
2 years ago

Lance67

You will note the comments on SKy Sports by Gallagher, Not a Pen, as Pawlett fouled prior too, Kelty ignored that could not give a pen for the same foul. If Kelty had refereed the game properly, yes it could have been a penalty. Overall Celtic were poor but seriously prattling on about a penalty when two DU players should have walked, sad!

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

Prattling. It was a fvcking penalty, because a fouls missed doesn’t make it not a penalty. He was shoved over deliberately. Stonewall penalty. And a foul before. They don’t cancel each other out

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

I just read what Gallagher said. He was the ref that gave three yellows to a player at the World Cup ? He said the ref was being consistent ?? If he was consistent ?? By allowing foul after foul to be committed ? He should’ve taken it back for the original foul. I don’t believe that was his way of thinking he was just fucking incompetent. One Dundee iunited player should’ve walked. The goalie kick looked accidental

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Tried to reply. I just read Gallagher’s reasoning. I don’t think thats what was in the refs head at all. Letting play go on when it’s not to an advantage for the foul but a disadvantage as the player was in the box ready to shoot , he’s then bundled over clumsily and the ref suddenly thinks , wait a minute I’ll just ignore my first glaring mistake by ignoring a bigger glaring mistake right after. Gallagher gave a Croatian player 3 yellows at a World Cup game v Australia.

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

That was graham poll my bad, agree with the red though. One of them. Don’t know about the goalie one. 50/50 on that the ref was a joke

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Yeah look watched it again. The fouls were seconds apart. Ref should’ve blown up for the first one. Celtic free kick. I missed the first foul in real time watching it live. No penalty.. Clancy atoned maybe? Really should’ve blown later for the first foul saved all the controversy. Maybe a stint doing second division games

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

A stint in Bar L would be better for being a cheating Hun loving cvnt,

BroxburnBhoy
2 years ago

Well we seem to have the same ultra critical of everything tendency as usual. We are six points behind SEVCO with six games played. Still in all cup competitions (albeit one that we dropped in to )and with only one way to go and that is improve. Yes performances have been poor and patchy and with an almost whole new squad and a new manager very much expected. I’m interested to know what manger that we could attract other than Ange would want to come? Moyes said he’s happy in England, Eddie Howe happy there too. I’d give it till Christmas before we all go too far off the ledge. So far it’s been unimpressive lets see if it gets better. One more thing we must not give up on this season for the reason others have pointed out – CL qualification directly and the rewards that go with it.

Funkyy
2 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

I’m happy that Moyes is happy in England!! FFS, if one of the chances that hit the woodwork had gone in we’d have won, and if the three had gone in we’d have won well. Dundee Utd played well (apart from the time wasting) and when they got the ball they raced forward as a unit, while we had Soro, who only knows how to run into opposition players, and Ajeti or better a Yeti, a big lumbering slow moving creature that couldnae strike a match.
Having said all that, I believe Ange will turn it around and I’m definitely not letting the disappointing start to the season make me turn against him. All the sweeter when the SMSM choke on their words when he wins the League. KTF.
(and please don’t mention Moyes again)

Iljas Baker
2 years ago

I get frustrated with the reaction of the fans on here saying things like the manager has no clue and with our players we should be beating everyone. So, does that mean it doesn’t matter who your manager is as long as you’ve got more expensive players? Whoever says that simply doesn’t follow football beyond the Glasgow fishbowl. Even a cursory analysis of the EPL will give you some idea of the complexity of football as a competition. Look at Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea, Man Un etc Look at players who did not do the job in one team but did elsewhere, e.g. Pukki who was scoring a lot with Norwich but a failure at Celtic and look at those who were doing good elsewhere and didn’t do good when transferred, e.g. many of Arsenal’s players, it’s not just Ajeti and Barkas. Probably some of you have more and better examples than me but the point stands: over the top judgments are simply a sign of being unable to defer gratification. Support the team, make constructive criticisms by all means and reserve your wrath for the board and DD – the sources of everything bad at Celtic.

2 years ago

Nothing will change as long as this board are in control…..nothing!

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Dermot Desmond is the new Gerald Ratner …

The difference is he can tell us to our faces and we still give him our money …

The Green Machine
2 years ago

Well, I don’t but the support as a collective.

Stop the cash flow and the parasite falls off.

2 years ago

Note to Carl Starfelt: Relax, control the ball with your first touch, pass the ball forward to a Celtic midfielder & continue to repeat.

2 years ago

All good points. We are where we are. Very true, which is in Scotland, playing in a league where only 2 teams have a realistic chance of winning it. And when one of them is 6 points behind the manager will come under pressure.

Ange doesn’t have 2 seasons, he might not even have 1. Fans will accept a losing season if they can see progress. After a promising start, we have stalled. Yes I know 6 players missing, we are where we are.

Defensively we are so open it’s scarcely believable. DU should have had a penalty and carved us open several times. Tom Rogic of last season is back, there isn’t a blind alley this guy won’t run up. I’ve stopped screaming at him to lay the ball off, cos I know he just won’t, end result we lose possession. Ajeti has inherited Edouard’s boots from last year. It’s unfair to compare him with Larsson but you knew it hurt Larsson when he didn’t win, Ajeti couldn’t give a monkeys. No desire to give everything to win. A passenger.

Ange ball is great when you are scoring goals, the problem is when you don’t we haven’t a snowball in hells chance of a clean sheet. Yes we have 6 players out, but for the love of god change the shape, tighten up in midfield. Do something different, opposition players can go out there at the moment and know how we are going to play before kick off. We have to show them something different.

October becomes even more important, tough away fixtures and the refs aren’t going to allow Sevco to lose. We can’t afford any dropped points in October. 6 points will be tough, 9 or even 12 forget it.

2 years ago

This is not the Celtic we know & love, this is downsizing on a disturbing scale, the only way to stop this is to remove this board, we are going absolutely nowhere as a football club.
This isn’t just about transition, it’s about the dropping of standards.

This is unacceptable to the support!

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ralph disagrees …

He thinks it’s all our fault.

And I told you about this board’s plans a long long time ago, my friend, and what they were doing to our club even them but everyone chose to mock my assertions instead.

And it gives me no pleasure at all to have been proven right since.

Well, mibbe a wee bit, but not much at all, as I knew I was right then an all.

Still right about everything else I’ve started here now and that too is just a matter of time before it becomes obvious to everyone just like our boards Hun loving Freemasonry that I called out back in 2015.

That’s what happens when you’re ten steps ahead of everyone else, you can see the car crash coming while everyone else doesn’t even realise they’re standing in the middle of the road …

Peccato …

The Green Machine
2 years ago

*That I’ve STATED on here …

Though I have started a few tae …

🙂

The Green Machine
2 years ago

*2014.

So 7 years back …

The Green Machine
2 years ago

Interesting take on things, Ralph ..

Weren’t you friends with Auldheid once ..?

Do you think he blames the board or the Celtic support for the state the club’s in?

The Green Machine
2 years ago

Aww, i’n’t that nice, Nicola gave yeez a ‘grace period’ …

I’n’t that awfy nice ae her bit, tae gie yez a ‘grace period’ before she locks ye up forever?

The Cha
2 years ago

Let this moment linger.

The Green Machine
2 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I let every moment linger, mate.

But not for too long.

The Green Machine
2 years ago

Aww, i’n’t that even nicer that Al Qaeda could ‘threaten America within a year’, i’n’tit bit?

Izzat no awfy nice ae Al Qaeda tae take time oot their busy schedule tae threaten America within a year bit, i’n’titbit?

Speshly eftir aw they years ae Ametica taking oer their country and running the world’s opium supply while kidding on they were destroying it tae …

Pure amazin bit that America’s ta’en oer nearly the entire world yet a few wee beardy guys working oota caves on kidney dialysis machines can thwart their entire international surveillance network, i’n’tit bit, ye must admit ..?

It’s almost like 9/11 nawrat never happened sure it is, I’n’t’itbit?

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