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Celtic Diary Thursday December 15: Expert Gives Verdict On Ibrox

The competition to be the first Scottish team to beat Celtic this season cranked up another notch yesterday as Dundee’s Cammy Kerr blasted a warning to the hoops.

Yeah. I know.

“The players will relish the opportunity and the challenge ahead to go there and try our best,” 

“We have to go to Glasgow and work hard as we know it will be a tough game as they are in great form in the league.” 

We will definitely go there with the belief we can get something out of the game.

“If you keep them quiet for the first 20-25 minutes, then the crowd might start to get on their backs a wee bit.

“We know we have players who have the workrate that can put on that kind of dogged display.

“We could have won it last time we were at Celtic when Kosta (Gadzhalov) was unlucky with a header to make it 1-0 to us.

“We were excellent that night, and we just have to take a wee bit from last time and push on again.” 

Have you noticed that all of these type of stories contain something along the line of ” if ony that header had gone in, or we’d been given that throw in ” when the truth is it wouldn’t have mattered.

Dundee did gain a 1-1 draw last season at Celtic Park, and you get the feeling that their plan will be to get a repeat of that, without the goals.

The man behind the claim, Cammy Kerr, reckons they will take something from Celtic Park, and looking at his cheeks, I think I know where he’ll hide it.

Cammy Kerr believes Dundee can take something from the game against Celtic.

One of the reasons Hamilton were difficult to break down on tuesday night could be this guy, who looked fairly determined as the teams came out of the tunnel for the second half.

You might remember him from his time at Celtic, and its obvious his addition to the Hamilton side has lifted them up a level. Furthermore, this weeks Friday night football festival comes from Hamilton, where they face newly promoted “rangers “.

Massimo Donati is looking forward to it.

 ….if the performance is like the Celtic one then we can do it.

“We were maybe a bit unlucky. We know Celtic are a very good team and we had to try to frustrate their fans and take some of our chances.

“We defended well and had some chances in the last 20 minutes to score. 

I’ve mentioned donati because it doesn’t seem like too long ago that he was with Celtic, but he said something that shows just how much we’ve changed since he was here..

From the Record…

Although he didn’t get the right result, the defender was pleased with his show and also left with a souvenir after nabbing the shirt of home skipper Scott Brown.

Donati said: “He is the only one that was here when I was. 

Time flies when you’re having fun.

One of the new guys, legend or cult hero in the making Erik Sviatchenko pointed to what seems to be the biggest difference between now and then when he spoke of the winning goal against Hamilton, and how moussa Dembele unselfishly bottled it and laid the ball off to Griffiths…

It showed something of Moussa’s character He has been scoring goals all season and showing some great little bits of skill but it definitely said something about him the way he played Griff in.

“Leigh has come in for the last two games and has been excellent and it is great for the team to see that spirit. I don’t know if you read a lot about our team with just one moment but for me that said a lot. It showed an unselfishness but also a maturity. We are all winners.

“We all want to win football matches and be successful here and if that showed anything it is that we are playing for a team and not for ourselves.”

Svaitchenko , according to his manager, dissects each performance afterwards to see where he can improve, and he did think that such improvement was necessary after the Hamilton game..

“Personally I felt I was guilty of some sloppy passes and there were a lot of things that I felt I needed to improve upon. That is what happens when you lose some concentration and I felt that was what happened with me against Hamilton. The manager talks all the time about being focussed and being relentless and this is why – if you keep the same attitude then the standard doesn’t slip.

“We have showed that we are capable of winning in way that maybe other times we might have lost points.

“Sometimes you have to accept that it is not always going to be as polished as you want it to be. In some ways that is the beauty of football and it is interesting that we can win that way too. We were tired but we were able to dig deep and find that inner fight in us to keep pushing on.”

Maybe he’s not the only one feeling tired. After all, Celtic have already played fifteen league games, twelve european games, four league cup games and a few in the intercontinental super cup-or whatever its called, and there’s still a few  more to come this month.

Maybe the time has come to rotate the squad a bit, and save the key players for the clash with second placed “rangers ” at the end of the year.

Speaking of which, the controversy around the state of their ground is hogging the headlines, and we decided to put the matter to bed ourselves by sending in an expert to have a look at the place..

After spending some time examining the structure , he gave his considered opinion..

Image result for bob the builder its fucked

The Scottish Government wiped their hands clean of any problem with a statement yesterday..

“This is a matter for the local authority and Glasgow City Council are in recent dialogue with Rangers about the safety certificate for Ibrox and other issues.

“The club has a safety certificate which is valid until July- but clearly that can be reviewed at any time if serious issues emerge.

“The Safety Advisory Group has discussed this issue and it’s dialogue with the club is ongoing 

Oh dear-“are ” in recent dialogue ? Surely “were” in recent dialogue, or are in dialogue ?

whoever does the statements was clearly suffering after the Christmas Party, and threw in the bit about the Safety Advisory Group in a sort of “fuck off and ask someone else ” way, and so we await with interest their response.

Typically, however, the Sons of Struth, the voice of lunacy, claimed it was all lies and threatened to extract retribution from the haters, bigots and anyone else who expresses concern for his safety.

CASE FOR THE DEFENCE 

Our club has been seen as fair game for certain people in the media, anti Rangers bloggers and fans of opposing teams for years. 

Recently we have seen stories claiming our stadium is being used while unsafe, our club is being used to launder money and an ex captain had abused kids. All left unchallenged by the club but defended by us fans. Is it time to change our dignified silence stance? 

I’m aware of the pitfalls from going in all out attack as the time and list of potential targets would be endless but to leave them unchallenged allows those against us to claim they were right as they are never challenged. 

Even this morning readers of the Daily Record were informed that an ex coach had raped a child while working at our club when the same paper had previously printed that the coach had been sacked and police informed when he had actually verbally abused a kid. Surely this can’t go unchallenged by our clubs hierarchy? 

For all we know the paper and club may have already opened discussions on the matter as the story appears to have been removed from their online site but if nothing else happens then how do the rank and file know if any action has taken place? If none is forthcoming then is it any wonder a total boycott of the paper is being muted yet again. 

I believe our fans deserve a very public visible defence from our club. We have endured years of attack from others who appear to get off Scott free regardless of the accusations and lies they tell. How long can this continue? 

Some of the stories used to attack our club and it’s fans actually grow from seeds planted from within our own support. I recently spent 2-3 days keeping the good name of two Ulster bears out of a newspaper after a fellow bear made outlandish claims via his now disgraced blog. The blog was jumped on by anti Rangers bloggers and ended up on the news desk of a national paper. We really do score own goals at times when we have more than enough attacks from out with. 

Surely now is the time for our club to stand up publicly and strongly against the liars who attack us. Surely now is the time to make an example of those who have the largest audiences. Surely to remain dignified in silence has proven unsuccessful for too long. 

To defend our club is not a crime it is a simple human right. News outlets should think twice before writing a negative story but when it’s easier to let the story run then deal with it in hindsight then that’s what they will do. Remember the cup final? 

Pick three of the worst culprits with the largest audiences and hold them to task. Outlets would think twice if they knew they would be held accountable for inaccuracies. 

There’s enough true stories out there to report on and if some of them are bad news then so be it but the nonsensical ones really should be challenged. 

Bloggers and Internet sites should not be exempt from accountability as in these days of journalists being made redundant and less time spent on investigative stories, these bloggers become sources for the main stream media as many journalists scour the Internet for their next lead. I know this to be true due to the speed of my own phone ringing after posting stories online in the past. 

Treating the issue at source could be the most productive policy. 

I’ve laid out my case for the defence and I know I’m not alone in my view as more and more prominent fans are saying ENOUGH IS ENOUGH to the endless attack from others. If nothing is done to protect our club then the fans will look to other methods to protect our clubs name and standing. 

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.  

“Bloggers and internet sites should not be exempt from accountability “

I’m glad he feels that way, for when he’s called to court after an outbreak of violence by the support, he could ask for this statement to be taken into consideration before he’s sentenced..

 If nothing is done to protect our club then the fans will look to other methods to protect our clubs name and standing. 

He really didn’t think it through, did he ?

The attacks on his club he is referring to might be concerning the plan by Celtics fans to wear hard hats to the hogmanay clash, to mock the state of the ground, or should that be alleged state of the ground ? There must be something wrong if the authorities are in dialogue, but as usual, this concern for safety is seen as just another chance to have a pop at his club.

The kind of sick humour that is apparently beneath the dignity of his own supporters.

Chief Billy,  Billy Carson, claimed even Celtic fans think its a bit of a laugh, so I’m sure he’ll be chuckling this morning as the tables are turned, and maybe he could help calm down the Sons of Struth writer, Craig houston, and tell him its only a bit of a lark.

Transfer rumours now, and the name Junior Flores doesn’t seem to be going away, and although it follows the usual pattern of Brendan tried to sign him/signed him when he was at Liverpool/Swansea there might be something in this, but, as the Sun claims, he’s unlikely to go on loan as he’s in the last six months of his contract and you’d think his club, Dortmund, would try to get something for him in January. Even if its only what they’d shelled out for his kit.

Maybe we could save a few quid by shopping in the SPL bargain basement, as there a quite a few out of contract this summer, some of which could do us a turn.

Niall McGinn ? Kenny Miller ? Calum Paterson ? Scott MacDonald ?

No, if Celtic are to win a treble, its important that anyone capable of stopping them is put out of the way, and thats why the club must sign Josh Meekings, who literally stood between the club and a treble two years ago.

Over at Ibrox, Clint Hill and Phillipe Senderos are also out of contract, and along with miller we could maybe make a treble swoop, and then loan them out to , oh wait, no one would want them.

Actually, we could loan them back to “rangers “, which would be a lovely gesture of friendship and not in the least bit humiliating for them, and after all, as Celtic need a strong “rangers ” to practice on before taking on Europes elite, it would do us good.

In fact, we should buy all of their players and loan them back to them. christmas is a time to help lifes less fortunate, and I’m quite sure the Ibrox club would welcome the help.

Ah, Christmas.

If this wee bit of news doesn’t get you feeling rosy inside-ooerr missuss-then you are probably on the wrong site.

 

 

 

Yesterdays picture, taken during the first gulf war,

A Kuwaiti Gazelle herds Iraqi POWs across a stream in Southeastern Kuwait on February 25, 1991

prompted a flood of excellent entries, but the one that stood out is the winner.. as it combines the horrors of war neatly with the horrors of living in Ayrshire

Paul McGovern December 14, 2016 at 9:43 am · Edit · Reply →

Are we paddling or are we Saltcoats?  

 

today, we have this…which also warns us of the danger of animals using your car to keep warm during the winter months, and its a timely reminder to just take a few moments to check your own before starting your journey.

By the way, I’d just like to send my best wishes to a few mates who are on a bit of a mission today.

Go on lads, make it happen.

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The Holy Poet
7 years ago

Excellent as always Ralph and Karma has a way of biting back as the Celtic fans will be the ones wearing the hard hats.

A wee chant to go with it:

THERE’S A ROOF LOOSE ABOUT THIS HOOLE.

Obviously with the dadadada dadadada da da

Might see you up the road at Christmas. HH

Paul McGovern
7 years ago
Reply to  The Holy Poet

I thought that song and tune should be for our top goal scorer!

The Holy Poet
7 years ago
Reply to  Paul McGovern

lol Maybe we’ll just sing Bob The Builder! HH

The Holy Poet
7 years ago
Reply to  The Holy Poet

Correction: HOOSE not HOOLE!!!

Excellent as always Ralph and Karma has a way of biting back as the Celtic fans will be the ones wearing the hard hats.

A wee chant to go with it:

THERE’S A ROOF LOOSE ABOUT THIS HOOSE.

Obviously with the dadadada dadadada da da
Might see you up the road at Christmas. HH

Paul McGovern
7 years ago

Liepzig police try out their new RB supplied riot vehicle with traditional two tone horns cunningly disguised as bull bars, ready for the arrival of the peepul.

Monti
7 years ago

LORD JESUS CHRIST, SON OF GOD, HAVE MERCY ON ME, A SINNER.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,

Nice of you to join the rest of us 🙂

H H

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Stop shouted Monti, I’ve got a headache. You were born with original sin. Bit of holy water and few latin words will set you on yer way though.

Okay, that’s enough fae me on this god thingy topic.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

” Stop shouted “?
Que?

JESUS LOVES YOU BONDI!

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Bondi is no a bad suburb. Many South Americans go there, so aye maybe Jesus does love Bondi.

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-
‘Whilst trying to convince everyone that he really is a billionaire Dave King may have gone to far in his attempt to have the largest hood ornament! – rumours grow that he may be compensating for something!’

IRISHGUY
7 years ago

Caption………………

Cop.. Why have you a cow on yer bonnet?

Me.. I’m keeping it warm Officer.

Cop.. Why?

Me.. Cause it’s Freisan.

IRISHGUY
7 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

oops ///FRIESIAN…

Funkyy
7 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

Winner!!!!!!!!

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

IRISHGUY

Sheer brilliance! “‘n it hisnae got a Jersey!”

H H

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

Luv. it.

7 years ago

A total boycott of the paper is being “muted” once again? – Sons of Strewth

I think you meant to say MOOTED you complete fucking ignoramus.

I blame the schools.

Bob Cobb
7 years ago

Bull tries to stay warm in friesian temperatures…(sorry!)

salad queen
7 years ago

methane fueled rover.

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Nice one Irishguy.

Brendan says to Moussa after his recent “attempts” on goal?

Here’s a Banjo,have a go!! HH

GerryBhoy
7 years ago

Surely the song is:
The Big House is falling Down,
Falling Down, Falling Down
The Big House is falling Down,
My dear Zombies

Repeated Ad nauseam

Rob O'Keefe
7 years ago

Surely,the resident DJ should play Up On The Roof by The Drifters just before kick off.I bet even the the Sevconites would have a chuckle and it would go viral.The Celtic players would be pissing themselves,laughing,in The Huddle.

mike
7 years ago

Bob the builder,can he fix it? yes he can,
Fix your door or your pan,
Install a new kitchen,windas to,
Repair the flair and your loo,
Build a chimney stack with flue,
Stick doon carpets with new glue,
Watch your missess or he will screw her too.
That dirty Bob the builder.
Have Useen Bolt? Nope have yoo?

Funkyy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mad, totally insane…but hilarious!!!!!!

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Monti
7 years ago

SATAN EXISTS AND IT IS A MISTAKE TO THINK OTHERWISE!
SATAN AND OTHER EVIL ANGELS STARTED OFF GOOD, BUT BECAME EVIL THROUGH THEIR DEEDS!

SATAN – THE FATHER OF ALL LIES!

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

heres wan for ye monti

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Most excellent Charlie.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Thanks Charlie!

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You can almost hear the sound of sliding shoes as the Monti fan Club do a moonwalk out the room after reading this post…
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Monti
7 years ago

JESUS LOVES YOU!

Iantm
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes he does Monti, even when chuckles Charlie was dressed as Woody, in his cowboy boots swanning around with his RUC mates, practicing that swagger. Jesus shook his head and forgave.

Chuckles made a comment earlier about us and Aleppo, it was later I thought about it and realised the difference… If we were in Aleppo we would be trying to help the refugees, if HE was in Aleppo he would be assisting the Russians to uphold the law… Then going for a pint with his mates in the KGB or whatever the feck they are called now. 🙂

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Iantm

You would playing COD in yer bedroom son.
Jesus loves you 😉

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Iantm

That day South Armagh PIRA sent their MK15 Mortar in my general direction I know who’s side he was on 😉
Landed in a back garden over the fence and the soft soil it landed in absorbed the main explosion.
Now had it landed in the rebar in the hole we were in well that would have been a different matter altogether.
Close but no cigar.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Iantm

🙂

Iantm
7 years ago
Reply to  Iantm

Charlie son, I am 76 years old, I don’t know what COD is, but hey, in my day a man stood up earned his way, he did not:

Ignore The B Special Murders.
Ignore The disgrace on the Bogside when SCOTTISH troops wrecked the homes and beat the men up.
Ignore Drive by MURDERS of INNOCENT Catholics by Soldiers.
Ignore Para Murders.
Ignore, In YOUR day the Murder of Catholics in the tie up of Politicians, Military, Protestant Paramilitaries and the RUC. Remember people like Pat Finucane… I do and will till I die…THAT is you and your RUC upholding the law.

They then did not join up, knowing all of this to be PART and PARCEL of the Rule Britannia Bullshit, even if it put food on the table and they definitely did NOT become Apprentice RUC C*nt.

Son, I would not pish on you if you caught fire, you are left spending your time trying to justify it and making stupid comments.

I hope you have bunions from the cowboy boots 😉

Iantm
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Praise the lord Brother Monti,

God Gave the RUC Wanabee a second chance, or the guy aiming the mortar wants a slap, I will go with your Christmas Spirit and withdraw my intention not to pish on Chuckles Charlie if he catches fire… I will pish on him anytime. 😉

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Iantm

PMSL

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Greggs get Sally McCoist`s Advent calendar horribly wrong.

portpower
7 years ago

GarngadGerry
7 years ago

Caption: reminds me of the cow I picked up at Tiffany’s in the early seventies!

Brian (not the messiah)
7 years ago

On the theme of songs for ibrokes

Tax fiddler on the roof by sir mintys moonbeams
Up on the roof the drifters
Debris on the ceiling (the roof is peeling, debris on the ceiling by L.Ritchie
Did I miss any?

Funkyy
7 years ago

1)Going Underground.
2)(Aye) Fear The Reaper.
3)Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
4)We’re On The Road To Nowhere.
5)Down, Down.
6)The Green Green Grass of Home
7)Crying
8)Under Pressure
9)Everybody Hurts
10)Tragedy

portpower
7 years ago

sevco`s budget to take another hit.

New signs are to be strewn around IOUbrox. Take heed(protection).

poster.keepcalmandposters.com/364922.png

Jimmy White
7 years ago

caption… mini murrays alternative to big petes heated drive.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption
A wanted a Union Jack, no a coo!
Great article, and the sorry mob limp on. No doubt some quality January signings are expected at Ibrokes including their careers.
Killed myself at the Daily Gersport running the story about the changes to the UCL that would mean Scottish teams having to go through four pre qualifiers starting in June. Then a small comment stating the new system benefits Celtic, get it right up them.
Great story again Ralph

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

2 million Euros for a win int he qualifying rounds now a poss 8 million before you even get to the CL proper.
Did they leave that bit out?

GaryBhoy
7 years ago

Caption – Fresh of the production line at Bovine Moo-tor Works

PeteCon
7 years ago

Caption: ” Santa delights in meeting Ralph’s wish list of a horny beast in a fancy motor.”

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

My udder car is a BMW

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption……

BMW troll VW in relation to the emissions scandal.

bgbhoy
7 years ago

mooo-ve out the way

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Wtf m8?
Lol

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

what lol? is it not a cow on a car?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

I think the joke went pasteurised m8

charlie
7 years ago

caption mike the fermer takes his favorite coo for a wee run

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

charlies signature tune.

I yearn to be pished,
Moov over darling,
How can i resist,
Moov over darling,
Call me a pickled yin,
But i!m practicly yours for everything.

charlie
7 years ago

ralph are your mates the res12 guys please say aye

Bognorbhoy
7 years ago

Caption :

At the Holstein Christmas do, daisy gets confused ,When moose shouts “we’re on it like a car bonnet”

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: so that’s where Craig Houston gets his bullshit from!

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Extreme leather bull-bar.
For those who have everything.

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Monti!s new shoes before its shot. Steaks onra hoof.

portpower
7 years ago

I see it`s Level5PR feel good moments again.

Joe Garner, the 1.47 million pounds bear of pounce
has the agility to be in the running for POTY.

Honestly,you have to laugh at the gifts from the newgers.

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Caption: My udder car is a Ferrari

Monti
7 years ago

Don’t you mean cart?
Eyore

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Pull the udder pun, Mr. red, white and blue

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Half_Fool

See that finger It was reserved specifically for you.
Help yersel half wit.

Iantm
7 years ago

See THAT finger.. It’s initiated into the Brit Army… AND… the RUC.

Check it out…So many arseholes, sorry Brother Officers and comrades took it, in, well maybe no arms, but we are ALL close.

Jeezoooo, Now we know why all those funny fuckers march the way they do.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Wit Half marching boy? 🙂

Thanks fer inviting me over for Christmas,
but you know yer maw won’t sign your release forms.

Monti
7 years ago

I’m taking to the streets tomorrow with my Bible, going to do some God work!
Look out demons…..

Iantm
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

How is the hound,Still fit for duty?

Do Orcs smell different than RUC wannabees?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Iantm

Iantm,
Drains still being searched comrade, the hound is just removing a torn and tattered union jack from his teeth…..few medals to be had now tho. Lol.
I think he has buried them all in the back garden.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It must be mental health week again.

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Lol – yir no wrong there pal

7 years ago

Caption who ordered the cattleac.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

WINNER!!

rebus67
7 years ago

Seasons Greetings to all posters and lurkers on this great site.

A very special mention for Ralph. You provide a great medium for folks to vent their views on all things Celtic, plus a bit more. Where you get the patience from each day to post and monitor this site, is beyond me! Thanks for doing it.

Rebus

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rebus,
You trying to win the caption competition?

Funkyy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What are you worried about?……you’re never gonnae win it!! lol

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Lol

rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,

I have got you in my sights!

Have a great holiday with those that you love and who love you.

Rebus

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Hear, Hear and well said Rebus. Cheers tae Ralph!

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Half_Fool

totally agree. E TIms: a site like no other.

HAIL HAIL N aw……that!

Funkyy
7 years ago

Just for the hell of it.
https://youtu.be/oU7rqB9E_0M

portpower
7 years ago

Club 1872 statement:
“sevco have terminated their agreement with Lionbrand???”

Though Stewart Robertson said that sevco had no links with
Lionbrand?

“The club has no connection or agreement with Lionbrand and I would suggest that any queries as to how they use their funds be directed to them.” Stewart Robertson.

It must be tough memorising all those porkies.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago

Ralph,

Terrific Dairy today. The Christmas spirit must be doing you the world of good.

I cringe at the thought of having to read any of the “comments of denial” from whatever source but since you quoted the one above, it was only respectful to read it. As I drift very rapidly towards my death throws, I take great comfort from the fact there are those I leave behind who will continue to wallow in self-inflicted misery and tortuous delusion. It would appear even the most miraculous of Specsavers products which have proved potently beneficial to them in many refereeing decisions, have absolutely no curative impact whatsoever on their terminal blindness. Ah, blessed relief is on the horizon of truth and reality – probably sometime next year (for them I mean and hope just for them. I would like to see 10 in a row) 🙂

Caption – purely for the fun of it as IRISHGUY has definitely nicked the cream –
Wayne Rooney: “Our kid, when I said go see if you can pick me up an old cow……..”

H H

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago

Ralph,

My comment has gone to where that “rangers” blog should be!

H H

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-
‘The Sevco Xmas dinner descends into farce when the non payment of an electricity bill forces them to cook the main course on the bonnet of Dave Kings car!’

Funkyy
7 years ago

Testing, testing. My wee nephew met the Celtic players in hospital today…and he sang “hail, hail the Celts are here” to them!!!
https://www.facebook.com/maryann.mcgourlick/videos/10157829649290063/

mike
7 years ago

At least his taste in musac was better than that pish you posted,QUEEN yeuch.Naw wonder your a howler. he he.

Funkyy
7 years ago

Hey, fermer..leave them coos alone!! lol

Funkyy
7 years ago

Mike..did the link work? I’m no sure aboot Faceboak links (spelt correctly by the way), I only recently learned how tae post You Tube links. Every day’s a school day.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

No Funkyy it did not,i!m no on faceboak,the wifey wilny let me, she feart that i start chattin up young lassies,he he,she!s no fuckin daft.

Big Shuggy
7 years ago

Caption: So,me and a few of the herd were by the trough chewing the cud when that wee cow Daisy slips some pcp in the water,one minute a think i’m a yak in the Himalayas and the next thing a know am on top of this fuckin motor. Good night though.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Big Shuggy

Ha Ha its an Oirish coo,too much pcp.

Oh i!m in luv with yoo whoo whoo,
will yoo answer troooo whoo whooo.
please say yoo luv me tioo whoo whoo.ha ha.

Cortes
7 years ago

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-15/nassim-taleb-syrian-war-condensed-almost-dummies

After the nonsense on here yesterday about Aleppo, a wee blast of reality from someone actually affected by events of the last few decades:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-15/nassim-taleb-syrian-war-condensed-almost-dummies

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Heartbreaking tho Cortes,seeing those wee bairns.crying,being injured,appolling conditions,just cracks me up.

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Cow go Beep! Beep!

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