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Celtic Diary Wednesday June 15: Scandals and Rumours

Back in 2013, Celtic introduced the Family Stand , described at the time as an innovative way to enhance the young tims matchday experience. Not exactly in those words, but with  these ones;

Located within the Lisbon Lions stand lower, sections 115 – 117 will be home to the stunning new area decorated with an array of youthful and colourful Celtic images and artwork.
 
The new Family Stand will be host to regular live entertainment, children’s activities and giveaways for our young supporters on a matchday in Paradise.
 
It’s another measure made in response to the Season Ticket holders’ survey earlier in the year. The feedback received then is shaping the way the club is now developing the matchday experience and in this instance, we’re delighted to be providing improvements that will enhance young families’ experiences on each visit to Celtic Park.
 
The upgraded facility will ensure Celtic’s youngest supporters and their guardians will be able to enjoy a range of entertainment on matchdays here at Celtic Park. Magicians, caricaturists, musicians, balloon artists, jugglers and much more will feature in an area dedicated to providing the very best pre-match entertainment. 
 
Hoopy of course will also be in attendance to meet with young fans and members of the Young Hoops Club, while players from the first-team squad will occasionally drop in to say hello to the club’s newest fans.
 

It was also the last time anyone involved with Celtic used the word “guardian “without flying into a rage-no, we haven’t forgotten, you bastards.

All very good, and something had to be done to stop the kids getting bored before the game. Especially as there were-and still aren’t-any toilet facilities outside for the young fans who have travelled a distance on a bus or in a car without that luxury. That meant -and I’ve been there-taking the kids in maybe an hour or more before kick off and still trying to explain to them that this is fun.

As usual, when something is working, some clown at the club has to interfere.

THE BT Sport Family Stand at Celtic Park offers a great variety of pre-match entertainment and treats for the kids on arrival ahead of every home match with a great selection of seats still available for the 2016/17 season.

From face-painting and fairground attractions in the concourse, to visits from first-team players and official club mascot, Hoopy the Huddle Hound – there’s always plenty of fun to be had during the build-up to kick-off!

There are some fantastic seats available to buy for the 2016/17 Season in the BT Sport Family Stand at Celtic Park (Areas 115-116 Lisbon Lions Lower), perfect for families looking to take in matchdays together throughout the season.*  

The greatest squad ever to wear the hoops rightfully had a section of the ground named in their honour. something that will stand for eternity, and mean that their achievements, and some today do not appreciate just how monumental their win in Lisbon was, have been sold out for a few coins.

As I get older I become more convinced that there is, in the employ of Celtic football club, at least one person solely employed to think up ways to piss me off.

And he’s surpassed himself with this one.

We have sold advertising  on nearly every available space in and around the ground. On the front of the shirts, on the back of the shirts. In the match programme, all around the stadium concourse.

For fucks sake, you go for a pee these days and theres a picture of a man in his pants offering advice on erectile dysfunction, which has affected me permanently ever since I went for a pee and saw a picture of a man in his pants.

Some things need to be left alone, and for me, and doubtless for many other supporters, the Lisbon Lion and Jock Stein stands are sacred.

In fact, all of the stands, and the ground itself are sacred.

There’s two stands still to be named, and one wonders if this is a trial run before we find that Mr. I’m going to annoy that guy from Etims in the boardroom already has plans to name the rest of the ground after a bookies, an airline or a bloody clothes  company.

Judging from the sneaky way that its slipped in almost unnoticed, it wouldn’t surprise me.

In no uncertain terms, the club needs to know exactly what we , as a support, think of this.

Or is it just me ?

I really hope not.

Anyway, on to more positive things, well, sort of positive.

Which player, who lifted an English league winners medal last season, could be on his way to Celtic ?

Nathan Dyer, of Swansea, according to this report. but, but, Swansea didn’t win the English league, you say, and not just because they are Welsh….

Ah, but you see….

Dyer was shipped out on loan to Leicester City last season and little did anyone know at the time that he would go on to pick up a Barclays Premier League winners medal. The winger made 13 appearances for the Foxes, but a permanent deal looks unlikely at this stage and he will return to the Liberty Stadium with his future very much in the balance. Former Swansea boss Brendan Rodgers is said to be keeping an eye on the situation and reports claim he will make a move for the speedy winger. Dyer has just 12 months remaining on his current deal and Celtic sense a bargain as Swansea could look to cash in before he falls out of contract. It remains to be seen if Dyer can be tempted north to Scotland, but the fact that Rodgers is at Parkhead will weigh heavily in Celtic’s favour. 

But we don’t take any notice of these newspaper or magazine pieces, do we ? 

No , we go by what we see, and what we hear, and we did see and hear something yesterday, when one of our own overheard something of interest…

Ever been to B&Q ?

Its one of those shops, usually about the size of a football field where the wife takes you so you can buy things to mend the house that will take up weeks before she finally decides you’ve made things worse and calls in an expert. Who then goes off to B&Q, buys exactly the same thing, but puts in in the right way up, before relieving you of most of your income.

I’m actually barred from our local branch, as it was the only time i got exasperated enough to really upset the chap who was trying to help us.

In my defence, it was the day that the Inverness away game had been called off, and we didn’t find out until we got to the Kilmarnock turn off on the M74, which meant i could turn around and get home for around noon, or something like that, which meant i could go shopping so as “not to waste the day ”

Anyway, the fellow helping us said something my tired mind interpretated as more stupid than usual, prompting me to point out that “there is no way you can be that fucking stupid “, though for the life of me I can’t remember why, though i do remember the effect it had on my marriage, and its probably why we have never had any more children.

Right, I’m rambling, which is exactly what our man heard someone else doing in the Parkhead Forge branch of the chainstore, and the words he heard were..

“at a certain age its all about winning things…”

Now, he wasn’t opening one of those scratchcards these places do, or is that just McDonalds, where you can win ten per cent of your next purchase, he was talking to a couple of gentlemen about football, as he is, in fact a footballer…

A footballer who is taller than you think, apparently, and he doesn’t live or work in Glasgow, so what can it all mean ?

Was he at the ground for signing talks, and then roped into popping out for a tin of paint to spruce the place up a bit ?

Or was he just visiting relatives ? And popping out for a tin of paint to spruce their place up a bit ?

Can we read anything into this picture, not taken at B&Q , and not taken when he was asked if he was finally signing for Celtic ?

Ordinarily, it would be nothing, but the comment about winning things means he knows he would earn less at Celtic, but it shows what he’s thinking of , and what his priorities may be…

His contract with Hull runs out in June 2017.  He joined them for around £6m in 2014, and would be one of the few affordable players that Celtic could realistically sign who can offer something the team needs, in that he’s  a genuine tim who would play for the jersey.

Okay, he’s no Joey Barton, but then again, who is ?

Apart from Joey Barton, that is.

Vasily Grossman, the Russian writer and journalist who was with the Red Army  and documented such events as Stalingrad and the march west into Berlin, said that something happened to the Russian soldier when he crossed the Russian border-something that seems oddly topical with events in France this week- and those  tales of barbarism are fairly well known. He thought it was not just about revenge, but more something ingrained in the Russian psyche , a bit of a generalisation, as its like saying all “rangers ” fans are stupid, but he may have a point.  ( Yeah, I do read intelligent and thought provoking stuff as well, you know. )

Something similar happens to Celtic players, although Tom Boyd seems to be immune, when they leave the club and enter the real world.

Frank McGarvey is the latest one to receive the statutory thirty pieces of silver, as the media continue to pummel Ronny Deila , even though he’s gone now and they can’t hurt him any more.

“A big name like Brendan Rodgers should have been appointed years ago,” 

“I don’t blame Ronny Deila for the state of Celtic last season and the poor football that was being played – he was the cheap option and did as well as he could. I blame people higher up at the club. 

“Celtic showed disrespect to their fans who pay a lot of money to watch the team and disrespect to the rest of Scottish football by appointing the cheapest option possible. 

In actual fact, Celtic did try to get other managers in, but instead went for a man who had ideas and a vision. It turned out that he didn’t have the experience and willpower to put them in place, but it was worth a try.

“What they should have been doing is chasing European football and the money that comes from that so that when Rangers came back up, they would be in a much stronger position. 

Rangers are coming back up ?

“I don’t understand the mentality shown by Celtic over the last few years. This is Celtic we’re talking about, doing just enough to get by should never have even be considered. 

We didn’t, but we did register a fifth consecutive title.

“Make no mistake, Rangers won’t be coming up to the Premiership to play second fiddle to Celtic. They have 50,000 supporters at their home games and they are every bit as demanding as the Celtic fans. 

He’s right , “rangers ” won’t be playing second fiddle to Celtic. Or third, or fourth. They’ll be lucky to finish in the top six.

“They might not be in a position at the minute where their squad is good enough to challenge for the league title, but the fact that Brendan Rodgers is scrambling about now trying to get players in and move players on means that Celtic are in a much weaker position than they should have been. 

I think he needs to see someone, as he clearly needs help. A check up from the neck up.

“I’m not saying that Rangers or anyone else but Celtic will win the league next season, but it’s far from the sure thing that it should be. 

The bookies may differ..

 

 

 

 

 

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Monti
7 years ago

Fuck the board
Fuck the SFA
Fuck messing around with our stadium
Fuck the ” Rangers ”

And especially fuck B & Q when the game is called off!

‘ UP THE FUCKING ‘ RA!!

Morning Bondi.

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Morning Monti. And thats you getting oot the right side of the bed? Somehow a envisage you as a Begbie-esq kindy guy. Hope yer well.

MON THE HOOPS !

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

” Did you bring the cairds “? 🙂

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Bondi,
The bold Franko was a loose cannon, a hot-headed, a thug, unstable and had a moustache….I have never had a moustache.

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

…bet yer still a pure radge but, ken whit ah mean.

Apparently Robert Carlyle is a Tim. Regardless he was magic in ( ah think its called ) Making plans for Jo Jo ?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Bondi,
Robert Carlyle is a Hun m8!

” The Cairds, it was the last thing I telt ye, tae mind the cairds”

Bigdunno
7 years ago

Caption: Excited children from Ibrox Primary School try out the new playtime game of “Find the Warburton”. As far as we know the kids are still looking.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Kids sponsored by toys r us celebrate opening of new toilets sponsored by kleenex outside the Lisbon Lions stand sponsored by BT. This caption comes to you sponsored by anyone who will pay for it.

basqueceltic
7 years ago

Caption;Shit….the’rangers’are coming.

Steven9761
7 years ago

Caption: young celtic supporters get excited when their teacher gives them all a newspaper to take home to read on 14th February, 2012 as part of their homework.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Steven9761

🙂

The cube
7 years ago

Everybody run “the zombies” have invaded our school

Monti
7 years ago

I will be emailing P.Lawwell to basically register my fucking disgust about this and also ask why Zlatan hasn’t been paraded yet.. Cough.

Let’s be fucking clear here THE LISBON LIONS are not celebrated enough, I don’t give a fuck how many other clubs have won the European cup X amount of times, Real Madrid have won it 11 times with the help of corrupt money and favours.

CELTIC, the FIRST British (spit) club to win the big trophy, with 11 scots and the Establishment still didn’t acknowledge big Jock and the team or the club, fuck the establishment.
It can also be argued the Lisbon Lions killed off original Rangers, by that European win!
Leave the stand alone, leave the Lions alone and fuck off!

Tiocfaidharla!

7 years ago

Caption: Quick, run!!! The R4ngers are coming!!!

BJF
7 years ago

Youthful “Rangers” fans celebrate avoiding relegation May 2017!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Kids at a Dundee primary school have just heard from their Headteacher that hot running water and soap, are to be introduced to the school, for the first time.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Or alternatively, kids at a Dundee primary school have just heard that hot water and soap have been removed from the school.

Brian barrett
7 years ago

caption Competition: Woohoo, we got our season tickets for the BT Sport family stand!

Wisnae me
7 years ago

Young fans race home to read their copy of the Secret Assistant Manager.

7 years ago

Caption.. YIPPEE,my Da says we won’t be going tae the BIGOTDOME next season…

JIMBO
7 years ago

Caption “This sessions panini sticker album”

John Brysonj
7 years ago

See the Evening Times have wakened McGarvey again.

Does anyone know if this guy goes to our games.
Does he have a season ticket? If he does, where does he sit?

Please ask around your pals, has McGarvey been sighted at a game at Celtic Park last season.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  John Brysonj

” This guy “?
Wee bit harsh me thinks.

Great player for the Hoops!

Frank McGaaaarvey
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You’re right Monti, he was a great player for the Bhoys In Green but I have to distance myself from the comments of my bro who has only one ‘a’ in his surname. Maybe the appointment of Ronni screwed up his bet at the bookies over who was to be manager and he has been bitter since?

timmy mctimface
7 years ago

So this is what happens to clubs who make illegal payments.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36531961

salad gueen
7 years ago

Is it Alice (schools out for summer) Cooper?

7 years ago

I totally respect your opinion and agree don’t touch jock stein or Lisbon lions stands names but I would have no problem having sponsors name on stadium as long as accompanied by park in title too. Hail Hail, keep up the excellent work on the site.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Stevie s

Stevie S,
So if our stadium was called ‘ The Dafabet, Magners, New balance Park, you would be cool with that would you?

TONY CARLIN
7 years ago

Ya Dancer! we’ve to read the history of “the rangers” for homework, only three fucking pages !

Macca
7 years ago
Reply to  TONY CARLIN

Winner!! LMAO!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  TONY CARLIN

PMSL

Paul1888
7 years ago
Reply to  TONY CARLIN

3 pages with big letters!

Nice 1 tony gets my vote

HH

mike
7 years ago

Here is my thoughts on Sponsorship at Cellic Park,We must have at least one lavvy that could be named The P.Lawwell shithoose,or the I.Bankier Bog.
Leave the Lisbon Lions stand and the Jock Stein stand alone,they are sacrosanct,not to be messed with,rename them at your peril.
Erectile dysfunction,woooft two words that mean so much to so little.
Ro rye ra fields of Athenry,my bird was on Ira wing,we had sonnets and songs to sing.Whos a pretty bhoy then?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Afternoon Michael…..Ken 🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Afternoon, Monti,whit are they like Ken.

Dundee, Dundee your the team for me,(nae chance).
Dundee, Dundee the home of trust and Libertay,
Liked your post about the Rebels,keep them coming.
Caption, The E-Timmers are telt that Ralphy is donating a free bar at the big Swally.

watsamatabooboo
7 years ago

Caption – Reaction from Auchenhowie as the “Rangers” development squad are informed of ‘Durranty’s departure…

connolly's chair
7 years ago

Caption- Kids celebrate the Bhoys winning 9-in-a-row without ever cheating once.

Abu O'Donnell
7 years ago

Caption: ” What the f— diz interpretated mean miss? “

GaryBhoy
7 years ago

“THE DEEDS!! WE’VE FOUND RA DEEDS!!”

The Cha
7 years ago

We’ve found ra deeds!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

The Cha,
You are barred from the caption competition for copying Garybhoy.

The Cha
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Great minds think alike. 🙂

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

🙂

Elcormaco
7 years ago

Caption: ecstatic scenes as Rangers shareholders leave meeting to confirm liquidation of 140 year old club “we’ve wiped out millions of pounds of debts & everyone will accept we’re still the same club. Won’t they!?”

jebus
7 years ago

Caption: Delight at daily record office as joey barton sends in some signed photos!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jebus

…..of Bob’s wife.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: These lucky kids leave the BBC studios in London, after failing to be accepted on to the audience for that Saturday’s screening of ‘ Jim’ll fix it ‘.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: A youthful and it has to be said Joyful, Craig Whyte ( centre pic with black t-shirt on) has just one a £1 prize on a scratchcard.
” I want to put this £1 to good use ” – said our soon to be hero.

charlie
7 years ago

caption hoopy tells the wee tims celtic have made a statement on res 12

jrw
7 years ago

Caption:

Eager E-Tims readers leaving booking signing event: ‘Ronnie Deila – My part in his Downfall’ edited by Monti.

charlie
7 years ago

cmon celtic where the fuck is that res 12 statement

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Patience dear bhoy,patience,vesuvian will erupt some day soon and then the shit will hit the fannies.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Holy Cross primary here the news that thatcher is dead.
Up the fuckin Ra

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption…. School kids evacuate the building after paedo Panda was caught taking pictures in the lavvies.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Stop it yoo,yoo ken it was Clement Freud.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

Ecstatic celebrations across half the country, as Zlatan scores ten against the huns.

7 years ago

The Wanes stand,I gallons and streamers,face painting,oh kids mind and go to the food outlets for greasy chips and pies,and lousy Coco Cola,

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Caption, Ally McCoist gives gardening talk to school kids and shows them his hollyhocks.

JamesyBhoy
7 years ago

To all compassionate and caring Celtic Fans, those cuddly characters over at Vanguard Bear have published an email address and are inviting correspondence from fellow Sevco fans who may soon find themselves attending Glasgow Sheriff Court in relation to the “restraint” shown at full time of the recent Scottish Cup Final.

I’m sure they would appreciate any corroborating testimony based on TV footage, words of advice for those seeking to mitigate their behaviour and general words of encouragement from the Green side of Glasgow. The address is – defence@vanguardbears.co.uk

Have fun!!!

Hail Hail

deadhead67
7 years ago

the family stand tickets do not include the games against the zombies,as that is part of there allocated area,so wiil those holders get a ticket/tickets,if the rest of the ground is sold out they won,t

Bazemerald
7 years ago

Boys and girls just read that jelly and ice cream will be served again shortly.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

As the days pass Celtic and the word corporate blend into one. The fans are the club and so much more could be done by this geriatric board.
The caption ‘we don’t have to watch the Euro’s, yayyyy’

Steve Naive
7 years ago

You know those theme parks advertised around November as a ‘Winter Wonderland’, usually in Essex or somewhere shit like that… £30 for an unforgettable experience with Santa Claus, reindeer, snow and all the rest… ? Turns out it is a tarpaulin over a car park with fucked off teenagers, antlers stapled onto dogs heads and rain…the Family Stand is worse

mike
7 years ago

Robert Snodgrass, Would take him in a minuet,Cellic Supporter,
Glasgow Bhoy,winger come striker,just the job,last year of his contract.It would be a no brainer,will it happen,no one knows, but he would do a great job for the tic.H.H.

buckie1967
7 years ago

£2 million tv money compared to a minimum of £170 million i think we have to do everything in our power to get money in to the club The Lisbon Lions stand is still called that it’s not changed all that’s changed is the naming of the family section now called the bt family section in the Lisbon Lions stand and if we get £500k-£1mill for this that will do me fine.

Southside Tarrier
7 years ago
Reply to  buckie1967

I’m too auld for this stand name stuff. It’s still the Celtic end to me.

LouieLouie
7 years ago

Glasgow school kids can’t hide their disappointment as Joey Barton cancels his visit to do his talk on how to win friends and influence ra peepul.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Celtic to play Inter in Limerick. Sat 13th August. Announcement made earlier today.

Cortes
7 years ago

“Sevco clumpany song revealed: ‘We’re all going on a summer holiday, No more money for a week or two”

Monti
7 years ago

Willie Collum is making a cunt of himself…

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Can he dae anything else?

wulz
7 years ago

Caption
Youngsters at St. Marys primary get told the huns are dead, in 2012
HH

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