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Celtic Diary Thursday June 2: Summer Of Hope Continues…

It’s not just the support who have been revitlalised by the statement of intent that is the appointment of Brendan Rodgers.

The players, who with the exception of Mikael Lustig, are feeling the good vibes as well.

Just as you and me are looking ahead to the new season, the wave of enthusiasm has spread to our heroes as well.

The manager has been ringing round telling them he’s looking forward to working with them and will see them at training. That small gesture, that involvement with them at this early stage, has given them a chance to awaken from the Deila collins induced apathy of last season, and has even sent some of them scurrying to the gym to make sure they are in tip top condition when it all begins again.

Can’t be bad, can it ?

So for all the paper talk about signings, the linking with loans and the spending of warchests, I’d wait a while, because, and it makes sense, the boss wants to see for himself what he has got, and move forward from there.

Take Leigh Griffiths for instance..

“Brendan has a track record for making great players even better. You only need to look at what he did with the likes of Suarez and Sturridge when he was in charge of Liverpool.

“There are always things you can improve on. I could have improved on certain things last season.

“This manager will know things about me and will have things he wants to change about me. I can improve as a player and the only way to do that is by working hard on the training field.

“We will sit down and have a decent chat on the training ground when 
pre-season starts. We’ll discuss how he wants me to play and how he wants me to adapt to his formations.


Thats formations, plural, which in itself is enough to get everyone curious. 

“I’m looking forward to getting the season back up and running.

“I can’t wait to see what formation and style of football he wants to play but most importantly there are 
competitive games straight away with the Champions League qualifiers.”

 

Hopefully we can make it third time lucky by getting into the group stage.

 

“Brendan is famous for his attacking football. He brought it to Swansea and then to Liverpool and was just three games away from winning the title down in England.

 

“You don’t win the Premier League if you are not a decent team playing some decent football. Hopefully he will bring most of his ideas up here and the players will get on board with what he wants to do. I had a brief chat with him when he was introduced to the Celtic supporters last week but we will go into more detail when we are back at training.

 

“I got a call at 3.30pm asking me to come through, walk out for two seconds, dance with the fans and then head home in rush-hour traffic.

 

“Seriously though, it was nice to see the new gaffer and introduce myself.

 

“He said he was looking forward to working with me and I can’t wait to start working with him.” 

That last line is pretty much what he’s told everyone.

The lack of Celtic players at the Euros could turn out to be a major factor when these games roll around. The players should be fresh, enthusiastic and raring to go. 

That could well be the difference between qualifying and not qualifying.

 

 

The advert describing the lack of governance at the SFA, and their somewhat creative outlook on the UEFA rulebook, hit the newstands in Switzerland yesterday.

It hit them so loud that it woke Stewart Regan, the man at the centre of the controversy. And lo, he did speak unto the nation…

“It’s our understanding that the requisitioners accept that there are no issues with the granting of the license to Rangers. Where they do have an issue is in what’s called the monitoring period, immediately after the granting of the license to Rangers. Our position on that monitoring period is that we have fully complied with all of the UEFA regulations and requirements during that period.

He understands-thats the key word here-that the requisitioners “accept that there are no issues with the granting of the licence. ”

It means that later he can say he must have misunderstood.

Well, to a man they would disagree his assessment of their view, unless I am much mistaken. He could be interpreting the aim of the requisitioners, which is not to castigate Rangers, but to draw attention to the governing body.

Or, of course, he could be full of shit.

Answers on a post card.please. but not to the SFA, they won’t read it.

“We have said that if the requisitioners are still not happy they should take it up with UEFA. We’ve supplied the email addresses and contact details of the people that the requisitioners need to speak to and I don’t know if the requisitioners have made contact with them yet but they have told us that is their intention. We’ve said if they do that then we’ll fully cooperate and comply with any requests for information from UEFA and we’ve provided details at UEFA for the requisitioners to make contact. So we believe that the matter has been communicated to those involved and they will deal with it as they see fit. Our position hasn’t changed on this since 2013 and we’ve been in dialogue with Celtic since then on this point.”   

Then he went on to talk about the cup final, and the disgraceful scenes, and so on. and anything else he could think of, which included a threat from Justice minister Michael Matheson to withdraw funding for the game it doesn’t get a grip on fan behaviour.

Honestly, you’d think these people just fed each other lines.

Regan’s  not saying anything new, but credit to the Res 12 guys for getting him to say anything at all.

It’s a start, and yet another brick has been dislodged from the dam.

For those who may think that Rangers didn’t break the rules, here’s confirmation that they did. You are not allowed an overdue tax bill that does not have an arrangement to pay accepted by the tax authorities if you want to play in europe.

Look at the date…this is whats called a change of circumstances from what the SFA told UEFA earlier in the year. Its what they -or Rangers-failed to notify UEFA of, largely because it would have meant they couldn’t play in the following seasons UCL.

Now its the clubs turn to speak, and show that just as we support them, often too blindly, they can return the favour and tell everyone exactly where they stand.

Although I am aware that there appears to be a plan here, and so far it seems to be working, so if the club wants to wait, thats fine.

As long as that is what they are doing, waiting, and not ignoring.

Anyway, to sum up the events of yesterday., Carl JungleBhoy, a regular reader of the Diary, has spotted a pattern…

Blatter: 30 May 15 – “I’ve nothing to fear”

Platini: 15 Feb 16 – “I fear nothing”

Regan: 1 Jun 16 – “nothing to fear”

Be afraid…   

Who is the mysterious fourth man in these photos, and does he have nothing to fear as well ?

Regan has a couple of options now.

He can continue to try and bluff it out, shifting the focus elsewhere, which would be Ibrox, or he can come clean. He can try to salvage whats left of his reputation and tell the world exactly what has been going on behind the walls at Hampden.

Agent Regan, its time to break cover and send us your report….

We are ready to believe.

Hell, if you tell us whats been really happening, we will grant you immunity from prosecution and , more importantly, ridicule.

 

We missed a caption competition yesterday, as i felt it didn’t fit with the point i was making about the way the press had let down a few of their own, so today we will return to those vintage pics, and start all over again.

But before we do that, can i ask you to register your vote for tomorrows knob of the week award.

You see, we did it properly last week, and we’ve even presented the winner with the trophy, which he was delighted to receive.

And if K-dogg could send me the picture again, becuase somehow I’ve deleted it, I can publish it tomorrow, along with the news of this weeks winner

Anyway, amidst all this talk of the establishment circling the wagons, we appear to have found proof..

A Pioneer Family in Loup Valley, Nebraska, 1886

 

 

 

 

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Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

I knew wagon wheels were bigger in the past!

Vinnie
7 years ago

Great to hear about Brendan’s approach to the players and therefore the qualifiers and the coming season. I just cannot wait and, the more I read and here the more I’m absolutely positive we’ve appointed the right man.
HH

That’s funny, Dziek. Great caption. 🙂

Caption: (When officials are asked their opinion at any Celtic away fixture)
“That pitch is playable. Don’t believe me? Ask junior here, he agrees with his old Pappy-mason”

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

… You do know Cremola Foam was hallucinogenic? 🙂

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

* Creamola

Phaco
7 years ago

For caption, that big beardy bhoys just had his bonnet blown away, or what the f- ck is that under the wagon blowing a trumpet. Hh. Regan must go and them all. K.t.f.

7 years ago

It’s the the new pioneers !!

JIMBO
7 years ago

Caption : “No twitter trolls out here!”

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Social Media steps back as the Indians prepare there smoke signals.

A bit like Regan whos smoke signals are blowin oot his Erse.
Great Diary again Ralphy,you keep on producing the goods.

7 years ago

I noticed in todays BBC gossip column:

“Glasgow-born winger Aiden McGeady” and
“Glasgow-born Everton midfielder James McCarthy”

They cant help themselves when talking about the ROI team can they?

ronny
7 years ago

Caption The lost tribe of Sevconia begin the long march to the promised land in Carlisle

maryhillbhoy
7 years ago

Caption
After Regan’s statement Dave King and his board find it hard to circle one lonely wee wagon.

Monti
7 years ago

The only way to beat the SFA or/and the Huns is ON the park, keep them down and in their place.
We have of course won battles against the SFA in the past, off the park such as the flying of the Irish flag and Jim Farry.
It is on the park that maximum damage can be inflicted, Celtic must move mountains to ensure we are Champions for many years to come, I believe this will happen.
I will still be utterly amazed if the Celtic board want to fight resolution 12, I hope I’m wrong but I think it will all fade away, I pray I’m wrong but if the club don’t chase this, all it does is make it easier for the SFA and UEFA to let it go, to let it die away.
Lawwell has his Hun pals in the top flight, I fear his attitude will be one of let’s get on with it.
The strength of Celtic on the park and the teams quality and strength must take priority now!

James Queen
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Your right monti, in the end if Pl doesn’t come forward next move is fan power HH

TonyB
7 years ago

After an epic journey from Castlemilk, a young David King goes skelly eyed as the family finally arrive in South Africa.

7 years ago

Caption: Joe Ledley makes sure he gets to the euros in time.

Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

That’s the winner,bud.

Cracker!

schoosh71
7 years ago

Mr Reagan circles the wagons as it became clear yesterday, he was a lying, cheating, conflicted and compromised, grade A ‘turd’. His statement yesterday was ‘calling-out’ all the Celtic Board, All the Celtic resolutioners and all the Celtic fans. He stood there telling barefaced lies, while simultaneously telling us to come ahead if we think we are hard enough or as currently known, as having a big, badass ,lawyer, who will rip him and his pro-rangers Hampden cabal a metaphorical new one. HH

schoosh71
7 years ago

test

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  schoosh71

Wax on Wax off!

patrick street
7 years ago

Dave King’s warchest spotted on its journey overland from South Africa to Ibrox.

charlie
7 years ago

the huns move to outer mongolia to play football after being thrown out of europe for cheating and being ugly bastards

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Ha Ha Ha, they’re so fuckin’ ugly they traumatise everyone who happens upon them. 🙂
Hell slap it intae them.
HH

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Vinnie

vinnie their so fucking ugly their maws had to get drunk before breastfeeding them ha ha

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

they are so fucking ugly they make onions cry ha ha

jrw
7 years ago

Dave King and the Sevco Minstrels

Three wheels on my wagon and I’m still rolling along
The Res 12 guys are after me
Documents flying right on by
but I’m singing a happy song

VooDude
7 years ago

Was this part of the Magic Hat’s presentation to “the rangers” board when asked how he plans to set his team up next season (he couldn’t find a picture of a bus as it had burnt out).

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Wild West Theme Park planned for Albion Road Car Park

Wisnae me
7 years ago

Caption:
This country is thousands of years old as we bought the history from the Native Americans along with the land.

Jim
7 years ago

The search for a WIFI signal at Ibrox reaches as far back as 1892

Houdiniibhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Ralph always enjoyed stopping at Sandbach in the Tarrier Waggon.

charlie
7 years ago

strict liability they say in other words celtic start the season 20 points down you can read the horrible cunts like a book

Iancelt67
7 years ago

Caption
Etims courtesy bus picks up first of the revellers from America for the big bash

Gerry
7 years ago

Regarding the need to assess the current squad I completely agree, but to a certin degree video analysis of last season will only give Brendan so much, he needs to get a feel for their hunger and ability in training; that means quite tight regarding Euro signing deadlines.
I’m reminded of WGS signing Aliadiere years back, only to find that Craig Beattie was exactly that player, and if you can believe it, was actually better than the Frenchman. Maybe Strachan knew he’d be injured soon enough and wanted the cover.

7 years ago

Sorry for my absence I’ve been riding in the desert won a horse with no name with a fucked laptop and no means of communication other than a few smoke signals from my E Cig
HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie Saiz,
Welcome back!!

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yeah, Monti, I’ll 2nd that. We need a cool, collected head on here amongst us of less fortune. 🙂
Sorry, haud oan a wee bit here, you were out in the desert ridin’ a horse (whores?) wi’ no name? Whit aboot ra camels innat? Will they no’ be jealous?
#Sahara and ra camels, cod liver oil and the orange juice…..
Hamish Imlach?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Caption, Charlie saiz pulls his weight and provides the transport for the E-Tims night oot.

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Fuckin’ belter.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Took his time hoofing it back here….:)

charlie
7 years ago

ffs charlie sais we are all having withdrawels fae your stats ha ha welcome back mate

bgbhoy
7 years ago

the mentality of the zombie i will paste in his email to me…..

Yes lets inform the people of Switzerland about it most who probably cant read English ..

Its pointless.

Makes no sense.

The whole situation is embarrassing.

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Aye, but they wee gnomes’ll like it. They line their kips wi’ newspapers, er, allegedly.

Seriously, FFS don’t have a go at Res 12 guys. They’re taking it to UEFA’s home ground. Fuckin’ hard to plead ignorance when it’s in your local paper.
Res 12 needs all of us to back it up to the hilt. We may even embarrass Lawwell and co. to get their fingers out for a change.
HH

Vinnie
7 years ago

About Res 12, would be worth copying the content to the US and to other decent football clubs like Barcelona who understand what it’s like to be pissed on by the ‘establishment’ of your own country.
HH
Keep it up Res 12 guys, you’ll win (therefore we all win) in the end and we’ll try to play our part too.
HH

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

After Regan’s statement, it is clear the SFA will blame whatever version of Rangers was involved if they have to. This campaign has a good chance of making them have to, to save their own skins. If the oldco including the current Chairman of SEVCO truly misrepresented their financial standing to the SFA, then even more tumultuous times are ahead for SEVCO. There needs to be a reckoning for all the clubs who missed out on honours and cash as a result of dodgy licenses and of course EBT schemes. This is really Scotland’s and the Uk’s biggest sporting scandal ever. Amazing that the “British” press seem to ignore it. No doubt for fear of their safety and their circulation numbers in Scotland. Piss poor show from the free press

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

The Tarrier Carrier should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque

7 years ago

Cheers guys had some serious technical issues with my laptop which ended last night when I accidentally knocked a full mug of Carte Noir over the keyboard rendering it as useless as a pack of Johnnies in PB’s wallet.
Got given another by my sons burd so all is well again.
HH

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Mibee thats because its been mistreated,a bit like Montis xbox. Carte Noir,thats guid but with cheeky wee buckie chaser.
Now that is the bees knees.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I was buying that Costa stuff before but was forced into buying a Jar of Carte Noir (£2) instead…never looked back quality stuff.
Off the booze now Mike gave it too much hammer in my youth so opted out about 10 year ago.
Have a wee bottle of Wehenstephaner now and then when the notion takes me.
Nectar so it is.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie Saiz,
Are you coming out to play 23rd July?

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

At the moment that would be a no Monti but if anything changes in that regard I will let you know.
HH

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

So pleased for you charlie that you joined the Temperance Society.BTW Pensionerbhoy still uses the johnies,but only to use as balloons at his weans birthday parties.it. A reminds him of yesteryear and B.
when he canny remember what they are actually for he makes them into toy water balloons to hurl at the lassies in the pensioner club,he is a cheeky yin,you have to watch him.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

🙂

mike
7 years ago

Hiv we signed anybody yet? common tae feck BRENDAN git your finger oot,yev hid twa weeks and still nothin,zilch naebody.
I canny stand the suspenders,we need somebody,anybody,common noo BRENDAN.I here that Messis goat a big tax liabilty,he must be looking for a few quid,get him signed pronto.

Caption, Parks buses have hit the skids after the Rankers Two went into liquidation.

Celtic Mikey
7 years ago

Orange loving Boers still looking stunned weeks into the long journey north after Dave king strikes deal with ANC to resettle them in Ibrox as part of his masterplan to boost season book numbers.

TommyCallaghan'sleftsideburn
7 years ago

Caption: Ex-Celt and Wales midfielder Joe Ledley was so keen to prove his fitness for the Euros that he abandoned the family holiday in the Maldives and instead took them caravanning in France

7 years ago

Get’s my vote Tommy

BondiBrian
7 years ago

That’s a cracker of a moniker Tommy !

mike
7 years ago

BHS gone into Liquidation,was that the club or the company?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Word on the street is that BHS will exit liquidation.. Cough..and continue as if nothing happened…retaining their history of course.

Monti
7 years ago

John Brown is a cock!

Frank McGaaaarvey
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You’re being very restrained there Monti with your description of bumhole ‘bummer’ brown. Although I have to admit I am really terrified at the thought of the likes of Harry Forrester, Bertie Windyarse and the other bloke they swoooooooped to get from that footballing talent hotbed that is Accrington, or Stanley or wherever it is tearing us a new one at Celtic Park next season. Has this spunk bubble found the deeds for the stadium that he played for yet?

Monti
7 years ago

Frank,
I don’t think Bomber has found the light switch yet, the room in his head is dark!

7 years ago

Well done to the res12 and to all who supported the cause of sporting integrity.
The ad is working,and its squeaky bum time for a lot of them.
What a chance for our board to finish them off.
Just say the word Dermot please.

7 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Looks like the board are now about to produce their hand,with regards to Res 12 and have completed a statement to go to uefa.
HH

mike
7 years ago

Caption,S.Regan goes native and tries to join the cheeky girls,(they are part of the sue indians)where better to hide your red face than among the Red Indians.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago

Ralph

Times they are a changing. I read that the club will be making a statement about Res12 once the Requisitioners have done their bit. That would be green and white icing on a very sweet cake.

I am all for covering your costs as long as you keep the bung in. I hate paying for drink that gets pissed away. A free night for all the guys would go a little way to thanking you and the ETims team. That’s July’s pension accounted for. Any ideas how to con Mrs. PB into thinking I left it on the bus? Otherwise it will be two Lents this year for me. I don’t mind the whipping but the sackcloth……!!! And me a dandy ‘n all.

Anyway, I’m on the backshift tonight again so this is a quickie. Another top notch Diary.

Caption: “I agree. If only Willy and Billy were two white chargers we would easily make the Orange Free State by July 12th”

or “That’s what happens when you rely on Ever Ready 2HP. You’re left skint in the middle of nowhere.”

By the way, the photo reminds me of my first supporters bus trip to Parkhead. We stopped at Cambuslang too for a piss.

H H

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Just tell her Pensionerbhoy,that you canny remember,works for me every time.That must be some pension,i will happily pay for one bag of crisps.(to share).
Come on now Cellic lets be having you,make that Statement and make it a belter.You ken you want to and we have been waiting patiently as well .SO get it done.

portpower
7 years ago

Rubric:

23rd July 2016.
ETims off the wagon.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

G’day Port!!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Outback truckers,they are yer muckers,possum,watch out for them great white sharky things,i think they call them the Cellic Ticket Officers.

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

How the cluck are ya Monti!

Bloody cold winter nights here down under mate.

Could you please get me a poster of Summer to keep me warm at night?

Hold your unicorns.
A request has just come in for Buck Regan the cheatin` bassa.

Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/XF2ayWcJfxo

mike
7 years ago

Tree chairs for the Requisitioners,HIP,HIP,HIP,HOORAY.

Well done yoo bhoys in green,even if it does nothing to alter anything yoo tried your best,in the face of threats and intimidation,sometimes even carping from your so called fellow tims (pricks)So yoo have our heartfelt thanks for all your hardwork,skill and endeavours.H.H. to you.

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