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Celtic Diary Friday May 6: Resolution 12 To Be Resolved ?

Social media went into a bit of overdrive last night, as a rumour circulated that the club was about to make a statement.

I asked around, and not surprisingly, no-one in the pub I was in had heard anything, as it was in Stoke.

Look, i had a tough day yesterday. another biopsy and this one bloody hurt. I’ve got a hole in my arm now, but apparently there’s nothing to worry about , which oddly enough was exactly what they said when I had the first one done, which turned out to be something to worry about.

Anyhoo, I took advice from an old doctor who said to rub the affected area with alcohol, which I did, only from the inside.

A wee bit of digging, and it transpired no such statement was in the offing. Not this week , but next week.

It seems the battle is about to begin, a serious battle, with hopefully serious repercussions.

A brief summary of Resolution 12…

There are a few in the media who have picked up on the story, the first of which is Ann Pettifor, who attracted attention to this report, on the Offshore Game website…

Offshore game

Another story can be found on this link…

inside world football

At least one major southern newspaper is ready to run with it, and one internet Scottish site.

 

The dam is about to burst, and hopefully it will sweep a few away with it.

Meantime, ask Stewart Regan to comment on this email, which is just a little piece of the evidence against him, should it prove to be genuine…

Collusion ? Corruption ?

Reading those two reports, and considering the above email, then there’s no doubt questions need to be answered. Its just finding someone with the balls to do it.

Back at the ranch, and the Aberdeen game looms ahead this weekend. The dons will be out to spoil the party, and only need a 17-0 win to put themselves back in contention for the title. Boss McInnes said:

“I’m not really too bothered about spoiling the party. I just want to see us win the game.

“We wanted this game to be more significant. As it stands, it is not going to be what we wanted it to be. But it is still a game that we want to go on and show our credentials.” 

 “It is one of the most difficult places to go but it might be an opportunity to play one or two of the younger ones at some point in the game and give them that experience of playing in that kind of venue.

“We want to win the game as we have our own targets we want to achieve.” 

To be fair to the northern lights, they have ben better this season against Celtic, but let themselves down when it could have made a difference.  Next season, if they continue to improve and regain the consistency they showed last season, then they could be a real handful, and with Hearts on the ascendency as well, a three way battle could be on the cards.

And even the new club from Ibrox are at least pretending to mount a challenge.

Reputedly, Mark Warburton is after £3m rated Grant Hanley, who somehow is an international defender.

and then theres this level 5 inspired guff… appearing in the Scotsman via the Sun;

Rangers and Celtic could be set to do battle once again this summer, this time in the transfer market, with both sides reported to be interested in Sunderland’s Danny Graham. Graham, who has spent the last few months on loan at Championship side Blackburn Rovers, scoring six league goals in 17 starts for the Ewood Park side.
The striker was prolific for Swansea in their debut campaign in the Premier League but has struggled make an impact at Sunderland and is being tipped to leave the Stadium of Light this summer.

We have an exclusive photo of Dave King when Warby Warbs asked him for the money..

So the guy who took it says, anyway.

Whilst we have maintined that Roy Keane will be the next Celtic manager, whether we like it or not, another name has appeared on the Keith Jackson ( radar ) that has caused a certain Irish fellow to pause, and utter, “wait, now ”

Someone is thinking about the job, and thinking that it would suit him.

Look, there he is thinking…

Well, Guus, are you up for it ?

Of all the names mentioned, he would be the top choice. He knows how to run a railroad, as they say.

Remember, Keane wouldn’t be my first choice, or most peoples, but its only what we have heard.

If it isn’t yet finalised, and I had any say in this, then I’d be after Hiddink.

If his  reported interest is true, then we shouldn’t waste any time.

And is he interested ?

Thats the looking forward bit done, now its time to look back.

Celtic Graves, a bunch of guys who look after the past and help us remember who we are, where we came from, and why we do it, are putting a plaque on Sunday morning to commerate the old Celtic Park.

Details here…

celtic graves

Looking forward, looking back, how about looking behind you ?

Which brings us to a new feature in the Diary.

Our wee pal Jeanete Findlay was out and about last week, and found herself stood fairly close to this weeks winner, and was astonished to hear him say that she was in cahoots with the Orange Order, which is a bit like saying that Margaret Thatcher worked in a soup kitchen to help straving miners families during the strike.

Jeanete overheard him, and he didn’t know she was there.

He then denied it and as far as I can see is now in hiding.

So, take a bow, Humza Yousaf

Humza Yousaf

You are the first winner of the Etims Knob of the Week award.

And I’ can see potential in you.

You could probably secure ten in a row without even trying.

This guy is actually an MSP, having won yesterday.

Perhaps the unionists are right.

If you elect guys like this then you shouldn’t be allowed to even choose what colour socks to wear.

On a lighter note, metaphorically speaking, Jimmy Bee won the caption competition with this…

Today, is it your turn ?

Changing street lamps 1910's style.

 

By the way, if you are going to the game on Sunday, take note of this, from John Paul Taylor…

London Rd is closed West Bound at Celtic Park at present and single lane East bound. Please plan alternative route on Sun to avoid delays

 

 

 

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Susan Murphy
7 years ago

Caption…”God I wish someone would invent petrol”

HH

Sue

ChrisBhoy
7 years ago

Caption; Welcome to the “safe standing section”

charlie
7 years ago

caption the gemmest lamp lighter in toon

charlie
7 years ago

caption he pauses and thinks i hope to fuck a remembered to put the haunbrake on

VooDude
7 years ago

Shamelessly pinched from the Simpsons . . .

“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there Superman . . .”

Bigdunno
7 years ago

Caption: Sevco Health and Safety officer checks floodlights at Ipox.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption….having climbed the career ladder, this is his highlight.

7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

We have a winner… 😉

HoudiniBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Artist’s impression of a Sevconian finally accepting the same club myth. “Ding”

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Scores of tourists on Blackpool pleasure beach, have been complaining about the Donkey rides being poorly lit, here we see Charlie Saiz changing a bulb and resolve the lighting issue……he has been trying to change the bulb since Monday afternoon, it is now Friday.

Eeeeeeeoooirrrrr Eeeeeeeoooirrrrr

maryhillbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Statistically speaking that’s quite quick you know

Tex
7 years ago

Caption:Naebuddy will think of looking up here for the warchest key.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption… Dave King hot wires the leccy supply for the big hoose.

Susan Murphy
7 years ago

Caption….”How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb?…Smartarse!…I’ll show them”

HH

Sue

maryhillbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Susan Murphy

If that wins I am telling Mrs Ralph he’s up to something

Sir Arthur Travers Harris
7 years ago

At long last proof that when the lights went off in Europe, there was

one left on in Celtic Park to guide the Luftwaffe.

Monti
7 years ago

Must have been an awful lot of lights left on in Dresden then!!

7 years ago

Go home ya hun

andybhoy
7 years ago

wank

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

…..dorf

FredCDobbs
7 years ago

dickhead, the lufwaffe were using Lichtenstein radar crosspoints. Lights LOL ya fuckin hun dumplin

schoosh71
7 years ago

I know they like a walk, but do we need to turn the streetlights orange, FFS. HH

fin49
7 years ago

This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  fin49

Guid yin fin a poet but i dinny know it.

Ewen
7 years ago

” ..and coming up on Sportscene we have recorded high lights of all the day’s action…”

charlie
7 years ago

caption the wee guy sitting on the stair thinks i wonder if i could hit his arse wae ma catapult

ewanbhoy
7 years ago

the latest i have heard is that Dermot Desmond is pushing for Roy Keane to be our new manager but our board are not really happy with that choice, also Keane will take no decision until after the Euros.
we have already approached Moyes and Rodgers but both want to wait until the summer to see what their options are which doesnt suit us.
they have talked about a Lambert and Larsson double act but that is all it is , just talk.
but Guus Hiddink has come forward and is interested in the job, which in the minds of our board puts him top of the pile……but they havent spoken yet……watch this space…

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

Mike likes that.

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

if guus hiddink is after the celtic job i will eat a jobby sandwich…. as much as i hope your correct i cant see it

all ive heard is that it wont be lennon

FredCDobbs
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

a jobby sandwich…where is your deli? think i will be avoiding that one

I would rather have delia than Keane. more trainees

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

http://www.neteyecon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shit-sandwich.png

PS I would rather have Diarrhoea than Deila.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

HA.HA.HA. I would rather have Ghonnarea tha Deila.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

How about Chris Rea? Probably couldnae get him off the beach.

7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Even I have to admit you have been blessed with verbal diarrhoea andy.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

OK donkey.

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Scottish media male light ofcSFA corruption.

Run Sammy Run
7 years ago

Caption: you’re never too old to pretend you’re Caesar lifting the big cup

mike
7 years ago

Ralphy, judging by the above all the wee weans are out and about trying to beat one another to the caption title.(peethetic) with the emphasis on the tic bit.
Well done jimmybee,your posts over the last few days have been brilliant,they alone were worth the victory.
I sense a feeling of the dam about to burst with all things relating to the cheating and collusion,I hope they get everything that is coming there way,the Huns and there SFA hun loving friends.
My big lad and i are track side in the Jock Stein stand on sunday,between the corner flag and the goals,that is if any of the weans want to say hello,we will be in place for the 96 tribute.Just shout oot Mike and if i like the look of you i will answer,if i dinny then dinny worry cos i can be a wee bit funny.H.H.

mattgallscot
7 years ago

maybe I should buy a taller truck.

desdamoaner
7 years ago

Caption Comp – Wanted, light bulb changer. A job for life.

DorsetCelt
7 years ago

Caption – This old light of mine, been broke a thousand times….

stu67
7 years ago

As i said yesterday – Hiddink’s the man fur me !!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  stu67

And for me.

mike
7 years ago

The Tax justice Network report,shows the amount of collusion and cheating that has been going on for years.IMHO the Celtic Board must lead the campaign to cleanse Scottish Fitba.
They must push forward Res 12 as hard as they can.
Reagan and Doncaster along with any remaining “Rangers” representatives must be sacked immediately,with new CEO appointed who must prove there non allegiance to any member club.
“Rangers”must be banned from any SFA or SPFL representation for a min. 10 years.
Any Referees must prove that they have no affiliation to any club or to any outside memberships.
They must explain there decisions at match end and all game modern technology available must be utilised.
Only when the Scottish game is proven to be clean will supporters have any faith that the game is worth watching.
If all of the above are not activated then why bother attending any more matches.

7 years ago

Caption:Union street Aberdeen.and for the last time,lights……..aff

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Stewart Regan removes the light bulbs outside Hampden Park, in fear of social unrest kicking off next week!

Martin
7 years ago

I don’t think I could put into words how delighted I’d be if we got Hiddink….can’t see it happening though.

I reckon Moyes and Rodgers are top of the list, if we don’t get them we’ll go for Lambert or Keane (maybe Steve Clarke)…if we don’t get them it will be back to Lennon.

7 years ago
Reply to  Martin

Malky Mackay just sighed.

Jay Beer
7 years ago

I’d rather Hamza than that brit unionist Johann Lamont. Remember it was her brit Labour mob that allowed last year’s 1690 HateFest in George Square. That’s why Labour were booted out of Glasgow. HH

Steve Naive
7 years ago

Too true Jay Beer…never thought I’d see the day Labour got into bed with the Orange Order and I don’t think they realised they depth of feeling in their traditional Catholic support here in North Lanarkshire.
Football… ex Nottingham Forest player who scored in two European Cup finals?

Jas
7 years ago
Reply to  Steve Naive

One Tommy Gemmell esquire

celtsfan67
7 years ago

Pish

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

He was a hunt until he saw the light!

Steve Naive
7 years ago

Oh right Jim Curtice, how is it pish ?

Run Sammy Run
7 years ago

Caption: After putting in the new light Billy the maintenance man insists that it’s still the same bulb

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  Run Sammy Run

Nice one.

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Kenny Miller saiz it was this size,no the other one.

Jas
7 years ago

Yes please, Hiddink is the guy for us, most importantly because I placed £5 @ 50/1 on him, Mon DD you know it makes sense.

7 years ago

Mike I done it m8 caption winner.
Haha fuckin brill I’m over the moon.
Hail Hail

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,fuckin well, well done,nobody deserves it mair,your posts over the last few weeks about Bobby Sands et all were fucking brilliant.Dont stop now jimmy go for two in a row,but stop then or else i am coming for you.
Brilliant mate well done.

basqueceltic
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

only you MIKE gave congrats,the day Ralph gave me my prize,…….caption with a chuckle……..the bold Sue,……now there’s a champion……hard to beat.

7 years ago

Caption Safe standing area gets green light.

7 years ago

Well done Tommy McIntyre and all as the young hoops go unbeaten through a season. Fantastic achievement and Broony part of the coaching team too. Brilliant a 2-1 victory today.Only 15 goals conceded the entire season.
Hail Hail

mike
7 years ago

My team for sunday,i believe that Lustig like Broony will be rested,not sure if Mulgrew is fit yet so.
Gordon,
Janko, Boyata, Sviet, Tierny.

Mcgregor, Rogic. Biton.

Roberts, Griff. Kazim R.

Young Ralston C.S. exellent R.B among the subs.
Roonry and Church are reportedly both injured.

basqueceltic
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

yer still bonkers …..no boyata.full stop. . .

basqueceltic
7 years ago

Caption;FFS,Susan…..would ya loar tha bar???!!!

basqueceltic
7 years ago

Caption;I’m fucked,i know I am,a feken zombie’s gonna commalong n’ say…..taxis we don’t fuckin pay taxis……wee are the peephole…..magic.

basqueceltic
7 years ago

Caption;Right,aye,its the same bulb.

basqueceltic
7 years ago

Caption;Our own,K T …..hittin the highlights is not all its cracked up to be…….

basqueceltic
7 years ago

gabon,good night,….cant wait till sunday.gora gu ta gutarrak……..we r family.

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