“The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead”
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
Spreadsheet wisdom watched the cash rain down
Forgot we fed the starving and we housed the poor
Could show the Vatican, quite a gold horde
Now he’s made too many enemies
Of the people who would rise up from our knees
Goodbye to Peter Pumpkin
Who’ll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?
Oh my!
Peter Pumpkinhead fooled us all
Emptied top tiers, fans in shopping malls
Where he spoke, well it once raised the roof
Peter Pumpkinhead here comes the exit truth
Now hes made too many enemies…
Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame
Celtic legends who would sigh at fiscal claims
Defeat and bonus scandals failed to smite
Peter merely said
Dermot Desmond calls me Mr Right
Now hes made too many enemies…
Peter Pumpkinhead felt he was so damn good
Yet fans would nail him to a chunk of wood
Pictured grinning on live TV
Taking money, a lot from you and you
And an awful lot from me!
Now hes made too many enemies…
Goodbye to Peter Pumpkin
Who’ll pray for Peter Pumpkin
Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead
Oh my oh my oh!
Doesn’t it make you want to cry oh?
Doesn’t it make you want to cry No!
Doesn’t it make you want to cry GO!
Goodbye to Peter Pumpkinhead
Thanks to XTC for the classic original song, here is a great version from Crash Test Dummies ( and I dont mean Peter and Dermot but hey..if the Pumpkin fits,,and coincidentally its from the Dumb & Dumber soundtrack..go figure!)
Whits wae the Vatican line? Leave it out you Muppet we get enough fae that mob
Try listening to the song attached and take the kaFflik paranoia hat aff
Naw
If it’s Pumpkin Man you are after try this…
https://youtu.be/Qztq_a_nU-E
Indeed Aldo, I should remind our friends XTC that the Catholic Church is the most charitable org in the world. BY FAR! But hey it makes for a good line in a song right?…..hold on, it doesn’t even rhyme for Pete’s sake.
They’ve also fucked the most children.
Which one counts for more in your opinion?
Empty vessels an all that!!!☘☘☘
I hope we are going to let this guy go with a bit of dignity.☘☘☘
Watched a bit of the Hibs game tonight and just as I thought on Sunday , ‘Rangers’ played all this great football in front of Hibs defence but no penetration and again they scored a blunder goal and a long range effort however they were shite at the back and Hibs punished them. All glam and nae knickers.
If we put away our chances this ‘ gers ‘team will take nothing from us in our encounters next season.
The top SPL teams will also do them because they can’t defend. However big Majid might come back to help them out.
Ah HaHaHa!!☘☘☘
Ronnie said there was no improvement in the last 6months so why did he not make the changes necessary to improve the team then?.The fans at home have been calling out at home games for players like Lustig,Boyata,brown Britton and johansen to be dropped as they were responsible for lack of pace and tempo in the side.Unless he didn’t pick the team,he committed suicide keeping faith with these players as they have let us down badly.