I’m doing todays Diary on my phone. Said Ralph, getting his excuses in early. Which is not unlike Warburton, the Derby bound manager of the apparently biggest club on Scotland. His top men aren’t playing today which gives him a chance to excuse todays imminent mauling by telling his lapdogs that he had half ateam the pitch was terrible and the sun was in his keepers eues for the first four goals. You heading to the bookies today? I am. I need to see if the nag I backed in the national…something boru…is needing a lift back to Blackpool to resume its day job on the beach.
There may be one or two problems in todays diary with spelling and syntax as I am using my phone, having decided to spend the weekend on the sunny west coast of Scotland.
That surprised you.
The author understanding what syntax is.
I was out on the town last night, and stumbled into a pub frequented by the undead. You know the type. You’ve seen An American Werewolf In London. They started singing about someone called Andy Halliday. I had a look on the interweb and he plays for ” rangers”. Then for some reason I felt it was a good idea to conduct them in a verse or two of Penny Arcade, a tribute to a stripper from Liverpool who had a big heart. I might need to check that bit I recorded that bit.
They really are dumb.
And astonishingly, they think they have a chance today.
Stop laughing.
This collection of has beens and never weres actually are carrying the hopes of thousands of supporters, some too young to have never actually seen the club they think they are following… If Ronny picks a team which wants to go out and prove a point, not only to is, but to the watching world on satellite tv, then that fabled 7-0 could be today. Though that will only happen if Celtic ease off on the second half.
I’m keeping this short today. I need a bath and I need to make sure I haven’t caught the lurgy from that bar last night. If you are at the game today, be careful. The wounded animal can bite, and it still thinks its hurting because we kicked it. Be safe and look after your pals. Pop into tjhe bookies. First goal 0-10 mins. Try to enjoy it. And Ronny, just get it done and shut those idiots up, in the media and in the pubs, once and for all.
As for Feature image, this was doing the rounds yesterday, we’re not sure if its for the fans or the Police to be honest.
Don’t be too over confident. Scott Brown will be lucky to last 30 minutes (please someone talk sensibly to him this morning) and Johanson before the hour mark. I am convinced we will be playing with 9 men before they go down to 10. Halliday will go for them possibly 80 minutes. Celtic need to be out of the traps double quick today and need to be 3 up before Brother Thomson starts to ‘even things up’. Remember, factors which will determine this game are not limited to the team sheets. Please play Kris Commons from the start. The more old heads the better.
I remember clyde. These cunts need to be beaten
Morning Bhoys,
Ralph I agree with you here, if Celtic are at it today from the word go it could get very messy for the tribute act.
Celtic need to play a composed game but with a lot of urgency.
Celtic are superior in ability than today’s opponents but the Celtic players attitude will be every bit as important as their ability, we have to be positive, ruthless and as Bertie Auld always say’s ” entertain the fans “!
I would also echo Ralph’s sentiments regarding our fans safety, get to the game early, enjoy the game to come and get home safely.
Good luck to the Bhoys in Green! HH!
morning bhoys
” cometh the hour cometh the men”
no slip ups , no mistakes, just get out and skelp the fuck out of this horror show only a victory will do, we are capable of a annihilation if we put our minds to it, which would be nice to put the tribute act in its place, but for me victory is all that matters.
lets look after each other today as ralph says rabid dugs bite, especially if we show them exactly who they are and what they are which we will
see yeez at hampden
HAIL HAIL
Torrance
Come on lads, let’s put them firmly in their place. No easing off and watch your backs going home! COYBIG
Don’t worry about being bit by the rabid dog today, it was put down four years ago. The pup facing us today can only nip. This our day, the day in the sun for unrepentant fenian bastards. Elvis Presley, not Steven was right. There’s a pain in my heart cos she’s not you.
GLASGOW CELTIC ABU
ÁDH MÓR CEILTEACH!
To the tune of the killers song Human- are you newco, or are you sevco, we are celtic, the champions. and Im on my knees lookin for the answer, are you newco, or are you sevco. You all know that rangers died, and the built a brand new side, the huns will tell you that were all just dreamin but weve had the party and were all still steamin…. are you newco, or are you sevco………
Theres a spot in my heart which no Colleen can own,
Theres a depth in my soul never sounded or know,
Theres a place in my memory my life that you fill,
No other can take it no one ever will,COS
Celtic, Celtic, Your the one for me,make it 6-7- but dinny mafe it 3.COYBIG.
COYBIG. Cannie see anything but a Celtic win today, the margin is down to which RD Celtic turn up.
Stay safe anyone going
A wee look on a few hun sites last night and its the usual bigot pish interspersed with clips from ID and Green Street. Look after yourselves out there.
Bottom line. Don’t give Thomson and other ‘officials’ any excuse/opportunity to make an ‘honest mistake’! Roberts and Rogic have to start. I would have Charlie at CB as well… Come on the hoops! Hammer them! We know that even a slender win will make them think that they are closer to us.
Anybody want to buy a couple of flares? 🙂
Time to put these mutants in their place Celtic. Destroy them for 90 mins. Zombie apocalypse.
Second best at the moment, being bossed, get Boyata hooked already.
depressin.
Pithless up front, anonymous in midfield and dreadful at the back about sums it up so far!!
We are now witnessing the results of 2 years of RD’s coaching, management and recruitment policy – being out-played, out fought and dominated by a Championship side – it’s a disgrace and we cannot blame referees or injuries to key players for this display. It’s appalling.
We have no mid field, your headline says it all.
Broony Biton Johansen, shocking.
This is a poor Sevco, what the hell are Celtic,Delulah has not got a scooby
Doesn’t look like a poor Sevco to me, they are pissing all over us, Deila must make tactical and personnel changes to swing the game our way.
Can he do it?
Utterly shameless, gutless, passionless, directionless and abysmal performance so far at this point.
Second to every ball, slack in possession and basically all round fucking shite performance!
Sevco have been playing how Celtic should be playing, it is that fucking simple!
Deliver a fucking rocket to that Celtic side in the dressing room at half time!
I am fucking embarrassed by this first half showing, get GMS off and get Rogic on!
Utter fucking shambles….
Deila if you lose this game fuck straight off back to Norway!!
Raging.
this is fucking wank
Game on!
Good start now let’s on and win it
Since the equaliser we’ve taken the foot of the gas again and let them back into it.Griffiths is as poor as he was at Motherwell, lets hope he has the same effect late on.
The whole teams distribution has been dreadful.
one of the worst celtic teams since history began and on 20k a week.
My take on the 90 minutes
Gordon – OK
Lustig – everything Rangers have threatened with has come down his side, very poor
Boyata – embarrassing
Schiavchenko – Although i’m not convinced on him, cracking goal and 10 times better than Boyata
Mulgrew – steady enough
Tierney – OK, but one of his poorer games
Bitton – too laid back
Johannsen – very, very poor
Brown – ordinary at best,like the rest of the team poor distribution
Mackay Steven – poor game
Roberts – a one trick greedy pony
Griffiths – not far off being the worst player on the park
There goes the honest mistake from Thomson.
Raith Rovers, Queen of the South and Falkirk have all put three past this mob in the last month, just go Ronny.
Yes, an honest mistake but it was a throw-in on the halfway line – no excuse for the goal that we lost. Roberts is a passenger – the reason Lustig looks so poor is he has played most of the game with Roberts in front of him. Great play from Tierney and Rogic!!
Rogic?..
Penalty shoot out to decide whether Ronnie stays or goes? How about it Monti?
DEILA OUT!
Brown is a joke, Captain a waste of space!
Delulah should pack his,bags, he has no future
wow!!!!we are at the same level as that shower???absolutely insultin to the people who pay good money to watch thon……..clear-out and clear-off time,sorry Ronny time to go.
Lawwell out to fuck u cunt
A disgrace to the shirt every fucking one of them!
DEILA FUCKING OUT!
FUCKING CRIMINAL PERFORMANCE I’D KEEP TIERNEY AND SELL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE FUCKING SHITEBAGS!
Make no mistake the Huns deserved to beat us, they were hungrier from the start!
Agree!
Actually I wouldn’t include Tierney or Eric in my rant!
Agree!! This has to be Browns last season
Deila Out!!
To all you clowns who don’t have a clue about football and supported this cunt, I hope your happy today.Get the cunt away from Celtic Park straight away. An embarrassment of the highest order. Lawwell, you get to fuck as well you horrible bastard.
There is no excuse whatsoever for that result. From boardroom to player, all are culpable.not one is a big game player. The shame of it.
Blame the cheating officials,I don’t think so, the level the team played at all season is Chanpuonship level, Sevco deserved to win’ we are shit.
Correct!
The Sevconian wanted it more than the Celtic players, this is the filthy, unacceptable reality about today.
I’m embarrassed, it’s that simple.
Today marks the peak of Lawwell’s experiment and his ” Gamble “!
If both he and Deila….AAHH fuck it!
Yes they were not only better than us M, but they were fitter and motivated. Fuck Deila, he should be shown the door today, not tonight, not tomorrow, but immediately.
Told they would turn us over…over confident…and finally we can get rid of Ronny…good wake-up call for next season….time to move on RD.
Andybhoy – agree with every word
Out out out. Tierney svietchenco apart from that out. Top to bottom. Fucking out. Lawell, deilla get to fuck. Please fuck off. A disgrace.
This cunt has set us back so far, that Mowbray’s team is better than that collective shower of shit. Ronny lovers got what they deserved and how some of you guys couldn’t see this coming, God only knows.
We are Celtic, we are better, we are the supporters, do we deserve this.
We have warched all season a championside side trying to win the SPFL
Lawell, Desmond, Delilah, what a sad shower of brainless tubes..
Enough is enough, just go, you are not Celtic minded
Get every dirty fucker in the board out
What a joke brown has to be stripped of the captaincy role ron and the 2 johns well the axe has fallen for them, for me put a caretaker manager in place for the rest of the season. Lawell if you think the 10 in a row is a gimmie this is your wake up call if not pack your things from the desk and f**k off.
I recall somebody asking me a couple of weeks ago if I would choose Warburton over Deila, I said no, after today I would have Benny from Crossroads in before Deila.
The biggest compliment I can pay Warburton ( and I fucking don’t want to) is the way Sevco played in that first half today, I would be delighted to see Celtic play like that.
Deila and some of these players are fucking hopeless, I have backed GMS to the hilt but look at his performance today? Fucking hopeless.
Just fucking go Deila, you’re fucking hopeless, useless and inept!
Embarrassing doesn’t even begin to describe it. Set up to counter attack against a championship side? FFS Ronnie! Totally clueless. Whole team was shit apart from Tierney and Eric. This should not be a surprise. We have been shit all season in a shit league. Ronnie pick yur bags. Lawell likewise
Mecca,
Well said and the clear out now begins, it must happen tomorrow.
Sack Deila today and let the new man start his work on the squad on Monday.
It is completely unacceptable for Celtic to perform as they did in that first half!
Lawwell, YOU BASTARD. This is what you’ve done to Celtic. The definition of Celtic is our heritage and, most importantly our fans. You, bastard, have abused both due to the power given to you by another fucking pretender, the one whose arse you lick. Yeah, that prick who gets YIPS at golf.
Dermot Fucking Desmond. My advice, to you two bastards, is to hang around. I think you may find many people would relish you two bastards ‘hanging around’. The trees would be sick but I wouldn’t.
HH
(none of you two bastards come close to understanding those heart-warming initials, HH)
Fuck it, just get tae fuck, both of you now, and take your pre-installed ‘assistants’, Collins and Kennedy and your cheap-version of a manager with you.
I’d really like to have a wee round of golf with either of you bastards, but preferably when you 2 are together. Ken?
CELTIC may mean a fucking ‘brand’ and a profit to you bastards………….but just in case Hell doesn’t provide punishing you properly, give me a bell…..then you’ll know what A REAL TIM FEELS LIKE. You TORY BASTARD CHARLATANS
Where’s yer stats today CS.Is that you happy now? Are you still of the opinion this cunt has some ability. That team we played against today was cobbled together by a manager that does have a clue for next to nothing and most of them are crap, yet you still spout your pish about us paying more for less. Our ‘manager’ is not a manager, nor is he a coach. He is a spineless nonentity, an imposter, who should have been shown the door a year and a half ago.
Embarressing. What a shambles. Macari’s team was better.
Desmond and the board out now. No more to say.
Board has to go. No more of this shite. Ive had enough were all sick of this now. Look what downsizing has done. I’m just sick, sick of it now.
This is the catalyst for a root and branch review of everything at our club. Sevco wanted this more and we were poor for most of the game. Unacceptable. Delia please do the decent thing and resign immediately