There’ll be more than a few anxious eyes on tonights Hearts-Aberdeen clash, live on the telly to get us all in the mood for the final game before the league split at Motherwell tomorrow.
An Aberdeen win pulls them to within two points of the hoops, although a Hearts win, plus a victory in their game in hand could see them challenge for second spot.
Wasn’t it so much easier when all we had to do was turn up to win games ? Whenever that was.
The Lennoxtown treatment room is full up again, the space vacated by Derk Boerrigter is now occupied by Erik Sviatchenko who won’t play tomorrow, Mikael Lustig who might not play tomorrow, and Jozo Simunovic, whoever he is.
We could well line up with Ambrose at right back, Boyata and Mulgrew in the middle, and Tierney on the left. Or Scott Brown could move to the right back slot, where his pace and tenacity-oh forget it.
There is one man for the job, though, a man whose very presence would terrify the opposition, leaving them so awestruck as to be incapable of movement, and one who would inspire and lead our own…
Ok, he might not last the full ninety, and may be better off on the bench to start with, but you tell me a single Celtic supporter who wouldn’t feel the hackles go up on the back of their neck if they saw him pitchside tomorrow..
Or player…
Failing that , give Tommy Boyd a shout. He goes to most games anyway, and a wee shout on the tannoy would get him down to the dressing room. Mind you, we’d have to refund his ticket.
Oh, for those heady days of inspirational Celtic defenders..
If they’re not up for it, then I guess moving Brown to right back, means space for someone else in the middle.
Just to make you feel a little better, Celtic were beaten 2-1 by Motherwell at Celtic Park in December.
This time round, Celtic will have Leigh Griffiths on the pitch, and he’ll be fired up, having not scored in four consecutive games as another misunderstanding among the coaching team about working to bring all the clubs strikers to the same level comes to light.
Motherwell manager Mark Mcghee says they’ll have to “strain every sinew ” to keep Griffiths at bay, thats their own sinews, presumably, and not those of the Celtic striker.
The ex Celt or next Celt, depending on whether or not Lawwell was asking for advice from Gordon Strachan as they chatted after the recent Scotland game, told the media, who wanted to know more about his clubs recent victory over Celtic;
‘That win is significant in the sense the players know how they approached it that day, mentally and physically, They worked really hard and played very well.
‘We got a couple of breaks along the way as well. I mean, Griffiths never played that day.
‘I am not taking away anything from my team at all but he is a danger. He will be playing on Saturday and that makes Celtic more dangerous.
We have to keep in mind that we did do very well at Parkhead, but this is a different game and we have to start again and work harder. Even if that is only because Leigh Griffiths is playing and makes Celtic better.
‘Will he be frustrated just now? The great strikers just keep getting there, don’t they? They just keep getting chances, missing chances and going back again and again. It doesn’t affect them
Leigh is like that. He is a predator who loves to score. He is hungry for goals and wants to set a record. He will be looking to keep on scoring.
‘Regardless of how he has been in the last couple of games, he will see the next game as an opportunity to get goals. That is all he will be thinking.
‘As a striker, you rely on the team as well. The general form of the team is reflected in the goals.
‘It’s not just about Leigh Griffiths. He needs chances presented to him. If he gets enough of the ball then he will get goals.
‘No striker scores in every game. But he has scored in a lot of them — and will do so in a few more before the end of the season.’
‘Off the training field, he is a quiet lad. He keeps with his mates.
On the training pitch, he will hit any loose ball into the net. He is a striker. No matter how far away the goal is, he will try and put it in the net.
‘In training, his finishing is outstanding. In any of those sessions, Gordon will come back talking about Griffiths’ finishing.
‘He hits the ball really hard. That’s one thing you notice. He absolutely cements it. He is great to watch in training because he will score a spectacular goal or two as well.’
Once or twice this season we’ve noticed that Celtic press conferences are somewhat insipid affairs easily dominated by hacks asking irrelevant questions, and managers and players answering them.
It’s great to see a Celtic player being talked up and spoken of in such reverential tones, unless of course you happen to be a Motherwell defender.
For the first time we may see a Celt fired up and ready to go, with words of encouragement ringing in his ears. Who knows, maybe one day he’ll get that from his own boss.
His own boss, by the way, is relishing the pressure of a title race…
It’s more than just a title race now. Pressure and criticism is coming from all angles.
Former player Didier Agathe chucked in his tuppence worth as the media dug out their old team lists to find someone else to repeat that Celtic had failed and ” Rangers ” ( you’ll note the inclusion of asterisks from now on when that lot are mentioned, as suggested by Tom Campbell the other day as the best way of referring to them. Wonderful stuff ) were back to make them suffer mantra;
“They (Celtic ) should be bigger and stronger than they ever were, They had a chance to make themselves the biggest club in Scotland for a long time, but instead they have tried to not spend so much and you can see what the difference is.
It’s all his fault , you know. He cost £50,000 and led the board to think he was a normal £50,000 player, when he was easily worth double that, and that set the transfer policy we see today firmly in their minds…
“They should be out of sight from everyone else by now.
“If they had spent money they knew that they would have a chance of European football every season and with quality players you can make a mark there. Instead, over the last few years the quality has not been there to do that.
“It would be a disaster if they do not win the league this season for everyone – but they should never be in this position.
“I love Celtic. I am a Celtic fan, I loved playing with the club and being a Celtic player so I always want them to be successful and to win. But these last few years should have made them bigger, much bigger, than any other club in the country.
So, bargain basement Scottish based player signed by Celtic warns Celtic its not the way forward….do these people ever read what they are saying ?
(Before you start, no, I don’t )
Agathe may be correct in what he says, but surely he should have thought about the irony in what he was saying ?
Anyway, in a move to open up the club to the support, and try to close the ever widening gap between the club and it’s followers, there’s a major event tonight, where fans can go along and watch the defence in a full training session.
TONIGHT sees the return of our Comedy Night at Celtic Park where a great line-up of top Scottish comedy talent will take to the stage.
Ah, so its not just the defence. It’s the midfield and forwards as well.
The stage in question, for some of our players, should be the first one out of town.
They’ve got a few games, however, to change the mind of this notoriously fickle author. Starting tomorrow would be good…
Elsewhere, the kerfuffle about the return of “Rangers ” ( tom’s right, it works well ) has reached the shores of europe, largely because those on this shore haven’t told the truth about what happened. Or even shown an interest in the truth, such as who did Charles Green buy the assets from, or why he couldn’t get any money for the players he thought he’d bought.
Anyway, Sports Insider spoke of the hunger for the game throughout the continent…
Earlier today we covered a report from Spanish newspaper AS on Rangers gaining promotion to the Scottish Premier League. AS are quite excited about the return of Rangers to the top flight, after they gained promotion in an emotional Ibrox match, and the chance for Old Firm matches to resume regularly.
Going through the rest of the European media on Thursday, as we do daily, it became quite clear that it’s not just AS who see it all as quite a big deal, and something to be excited about.
Over in Italy, the grand old newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport, who celebrated their 120th birthday last week, have also covered Rangers and their ‘long journey of rebirth’. The Italian newspaper don’t hold back, saying the ‘world of football’ has been on an involuntary fast of Old Firm matches, a Glasgow game they call ‘one of the most heartfelt and sometimes most violent on the planet’.
Sky Sports Italia say that ‘finally’ football fans can ‘savour’ matches between Rangers and Celtic again. Il Messaggero say the Old Firm is one of the ‘hottest football rivalries, and sometimes violent’, and they put Rangers fiscal difficulties down to ‘relaxed financial management’.
France’s Le Monde say it’s been ‘four long years’, but ‘passion is intact’. RMC say it’s four long years that the city of Glasgow, and the wider world, has been deprived of matches between Rangers and Celtic.
It’s not just Europe, Brazil’s Globo Esporte are looking forward to Rangers and Celtic resuming a match ‘considered one of the greatest rivalries in the world’.
The huge response shows how big matches between Celtic and Rangers are worldwide, and everyone gets a preview on April 17th, when the teams face each other at Hampden Park… although the world media seem to think it’s taking place at Ibrox!
The big con, or the big switcheroo, whatever you want to call it, is almost complete, at least in some minds.
Sickening, I know, but we must not allow it to happen.
As I said yesterday, the game’s integrity is at stake.
We haven’t done that badly, without them, you know…
Yesterdays caption competition was shared by a few who posted more or less at the same time a version of this…
And there’s a guest caption , from Tam on twitter, who spotted Keith Jackson being led away after conducting his , er, respectful , interview with Paul murray, one of the “Rangers ” directors.
How about that for raising the bar ?
todays is probably the most disturbing picture I’ve ever seen, and it came with no explanation, except the word “saw “
Help me out here..
Caption: Lizzie Borden says well if I can’t find the axe this saw will have to do.
Caption
My da wants me to play for ‘Rangers’ when I grow up but I’ve made my point clear. I’ve already swallowed a bottle of laudanum and I’ll fucking saw my legs aff if he doesn’t shut his mooth
It’s a lassie oh well same difference
Caption: a young Derk finds ways to avoid having to go to school
Good stuff Ralphy,
Caption,you can lead a dug to water,but you canny stop him gettin pissed.
The lad with the saw,well that is a young D.Desmond,gettin ready to cut the “Rangers” doon to size.
Enjoy your weekend Ralphy and thanks for the fun this week and obviously your insightfull comments on Res 12.
Cheerio the Noo.
Naw,I said I wanted a see-saw!!!
Caption: This child has just been to the ‘ Ice cream van ‘ on Fintry drive.
Something for the weekend…….Ken.
congratulations to didi, a man with no bitterness, no agenda not taking the coin of the SMSM , so honest heartfelt truth,
you smashed it mate, on the money, well said .
torrance
Caption: A young David Murray finds himself a new plaything.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
monti wins the capton at a canter
That’s one thing minty could only dream of.
ha ha
Excellent……bwahahahaha!!
Brilliant !
HH
Well said Monti, pure dead brill.
Monti and Minty were lovers. Always wanted to say that.
Caption :
Youngster with a penchant for grammatical pedantry decides incisive action is required to help Ralph understand the difference between asterisks and quotation marks ….
Da, dae ye like ma new comb.
Caption: Veni, Vedi, Vici ?
oops sorry dogged it during ma latin class
rose west’s first birthday
PMSL….
monti,,, WINNER,, end the competition now
personally i think we should use mikes haugh spittoon when refering to the deid yins
caption he came he saw he conquered see what a done there
Well done Charlie,i saw what you done there.HaHa.
CarlJungleBhoy beat you to it Charlie.
i know ma latins no up to much ha ha
Scottish football as a whole probably doesn’t miss “rangers” but as some sort of entity MAYBE??? we do.The stats put up on your blog surely prove this?We are selling 42k season tickets each season but with a significant percentage barely turning up frequently.We’ve qualified only 2/4 for CL when we’ve been given good chance of a 100% of 4/4.Europa league exploits not exactly inspiring.£35.5 million worth of talent leaving and mainly dross coming in.Winning title only 1/4 years without “them” not exactly inspiring for us.Agathes comments are as you say spot on and we should be untouchable at home and on the road to a definate 10 in a row (and more) We should also be establishing ourselves as a force in europe again and at least making ourselves virtually unbeatable at home on that stage HH YNWA.
Meant to say Winning title only 1/4 years before split without “them”
caption just out of picture derek superbrain jonston asks is that a left or right handed saw
am on a roll now just out of picture supersally asks is that any good for tree pruning
ok mike ime lying wan ae the bhoys in the van geid me that wan
Do the boys regularly give you one in the van?
ha ha dont gei them fuckers ideas
fuckers ha ha see what i done there
HA.HA. ya daft fuckers that was great,do they sing to you in the van,Cherlie and Jonny were lovers.HE.HE.HE.
mike what happens in the van stays in the van ha ha noo i really need to do some work they are a buncha greetin faced bassas
Caption……’Thanks mummy, now all I need is a puppy’!!
Serious Question 1.
Who were the 5 parties in the 5 was agreement?
(1) THE SCOTTISH FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION LIMITED(2) THE SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE LIMITED(3) THE SCOTTISH FOOTBALL LEAGUE(4) THE RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB PLC (IN ADMINISTRATION)(5) SEVCO SCOTLAND LIMITED. … THE SCOTTISH FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION LIMITED, … THE SCOTTISH FOOTBALL LEAGUE,
5 Shouty/shitey (your choice) bastards right enough.
Thanks very much for that. Was wondering if our board was somehow involved in it?
They are part of the SFA, so had to be involved in it somewhere down the line.
Serious Question 2.
What was the difference between Airdries and Rangers fall from grace, and did Airdrie retain their name and history?
Airdrie did not retain their name or history. What they did was bought Clydebank, relocated to the Airdrie and renamed it Airdrie Utd. Then, after the fair trade and practices stuff was out the way, applied to be renamed Airdrieonians FC.
There is an outstanding question of whether they retain the trophies Clydebank won, I think they do, but they sure as shit don’t get the 1924 Scottish Cup as that was won by Airdrieonians FC who are now defunct. Just like my mate, Steve Davis, doesn’t get to claim he won the snooker world title after The Nugget dies.
Caption: I saw this and thought of you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airdrieonians_F.C.
To your 2 questions Raymobhoy, no difference technically, although the dead clubs charge list is like comparing the tooth fairy to Hitler,Attila and Margaret Thatcher rolled into one.
No, Airdrie did not retain any of their history prior to liquidation.
Cheers for that. I didnt think Airdrie kept their history, so does that mean one rule for one and one rule for another.
Also didnt “rangers” vote for their expulsion?
Chester City-Chester Fc is what should have happened.
The English Fa do not see them as the same entity.
I was at the Celtic v Liverpool Development Game at Chester City got talking to a couple of their fans in the Kiosk who were under no delusion they were anything other than a new Entity.
They laughed the 2angers scenario off as a farce.
cont.. Same Fans,same stadium,same colour strips with a slightly altered badge.
New Club.
I agree with calling them ” rangers ” although prefer sevco.
However, this has given me the idea of winding up any huns I meet by substituting the word rangers for sevco, but by putting my 2 hands up and doing the inverted commas sign when I do it.
Let the beelingness commence!
I prefer to call them scum…..
I concur with that M.
A young Keech Jackshun says;
It’s had 3 blades and 5 handles but it’s the same saw, honest.
TonyB, HA.HA.HA, excellent but no in the same class as Montis,
Guid yin though.
Belter 🙂
Caption: Proof emerges that Debbie McGee did indeed do Hugh Dallas
Lizzy Borden took an ax
and gave her mother forty whacks.
Lizzie did the same to paw
but added some flourishes— with a saw!
He. He. Devoy, Heard a wee rumour going round e-tims last night that you and Andybhoy are going shopping this weekend for a new sofa.Apparently Bbhoy came round to visit and broke your old one.DFS are currently giving a big discount on there leapordskin fabrics if thats any help.HE.HE.
easy mike……
loads of sofas and couches on street corners in dundee?? 😉
He. He.bgbhoy,your right am sittin on wan the noo,well ye canny beat sofas for nout.
It wiz a wee bit below the belt,its just your pal and mine Andybhoy,he disna take any prisoners.
Stretch one two,stretch one two,well thats me in the treatment room with Eric and the thongy yin,ma hamstring is sprung.OOHHH YYAAA sair.
🙂
You’re right Ralph, the media nonesense on the return of “Rangers” has been utterly disgusting. Same in Dutch & Belgian media, don’t know if i should feel shocked or ashamed. Unbelievable.
you know i used to enjoy listening to Ronny in his press interviews but now he annoys me, he is just talking utter pish these days.
i actually felt angry with his comments about he is enjoying the pressure of having a title challenge on because at this stage in the season there shouldnt be a title challenge, we should be out of site and add in the fact that we are terrible right now with no sign of that changing angers me more. he truly is clueless and he is becoming embarrassing now with his comments to the media.
i also noted that on phil mac’s site that basically Peter Lawwell has been hiding information from dermont desmond regarding res 12, and that he thinks after we play sevco we will forget all about it…..what a prick he is……that man has got to go…..he is killing our club but at the same time he is the one who has been trying to save sevco…..everything that is wrong with our club right now is all Peter Lawwell….something has to be done
Agree ewanbhoy I am clueless about where he is trying to take us,at the moment we are in nosedve position,he will oversee the destruction of this club,that mob are guaranteed 50thou every home game and they won,t make the same mistake again,they have always brought in a far better type of players than us,you won,t see the likes of Gms/Armstrong/Jamesie in their ranks.
Caption
Somewhere in the fjords of Norway a young Ronny Deila thinks he ‘saw’ his future as a football manager in a dream. But it was only a premonition to further a career in lumber jacking
How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb. None they are all doomed to eternal darkness
Better Rangers hashtag. Like the rangers#
Rotten
Animalist
Non entity
Gross
Evading tax cheating bastards
Revolting
Scum
There was a phone in on Talk Sport Radio the other day about “rangers” should be applauded.
More deranged drivel from Adrian Durham.
He is a cunt, and I pretty much told him that one day on Talksport!
mike, concerning Motherwell tomorrow, I won’t be hiding behind the sofa I’ll be hiding inside the feckin thing! See, I don’t know how good our team is because they don’t know either. Deep down, I honestly don’t know if we can win or no.Leopard skin is fine by me as long as its fake. andybhoy will actually be at the match so puir wee lamb, he has no place to hide. I can’t do away matches anymore but my auld Fenian spirit is always there. Sing loud bhoys, make it happen—please!
Any room for another one Devoy,i will be hiding as well,that Andybhoy he is defo a sadist,well you have to feel for him,the thing is Devoy, he says hes a big horny 6 footer with a full heed of hair,thats like Monti saying he loves Ronny,no i dont believe it either.I hope he is a good luck charm to the Tic
and we wish him and the team well.
Like you i have lost a lot of faith in the team,but hope the team plays well and wins comfortably.
Take care Devoy and have a good weekend.
H.H.
How many Sevco fans does it take to change a light bulb? No change necessary, even though its burned out and shot to tell and shattered on the floor it’s the SAME bulb!
Cryptic devoy I’ll get it just when broony is lifting Cl league trophy and laugh uncontrollably
Just looking at Season 2012-13 as a comparison to this Season given how successful a season it was in Europe wondering how we were fixed at this point in the League?
Well after 32 games and prior to the split (without Rangers in the League)the scores on the doors read as follows:
2012-13 Standings:
Team Pld W D L F A Gd pts
Celtic 32 20 6 6 75 30 +45 66
M’Well 32 15 8 9 54 41 +13 53
Inv CT 32 12 14 6 58 49 +9 50
Current Standings:
Team Pld W D L F A Gd pts
Celtic 32 22 7 3 76 24 +52 73
A’deen 32 21 5 6 55 34 +21 68
Hearts 32 16 8 7 52 32 +20 56
In effect Aberdeen have accrued more points by this point this Season than we had in that Season which goes to show just how well both Aberdeen and Hearts have been all Season regardless of our indifferent form.
I would argue Lenny had a better side at his disposal too but perhaps struggled more with the balancing act between League and Europe.
It’s not been great this season by any stretch of the imagination but it wasn’t as bad as that season looking at the results on reflection.
Charlie we where 13 points clear for fucks sakes. And had reached the last 16 of the champions league. But your saying it was a worse season??
Aberdeen have accumulated more points this season than we had then.
ie the Domestic form was poorer by comparison and the competition poorer too.
We had a better squad too.
Stats do not always tell you the true story. 2012/2013 was an amazing season. Double and last 16. We will be lucky enough to win the league this year. All down to a dud manager.
We will win the League by about 8-10 points might even win a double with a bit of luck and an impoved level of input.
It was a good Season but Domestic front not that great considering the team at Lennys disposal.
Wee stat based post has apparently nipped out for a pint at the Ether Bar…
Ralph, Using ” ” is O.K. but please don’t Capitalize their former name; it was never that good to begin with.
Personally I would call them zombie fc, or sevco fc, night of the living dead fc, the unwashed bigots fc, cheating-stealing-crooked fc, but never give them respect – they do not deserve anything except for the door to be whacked on them as they exit into eternal darkness and undeadness no more.
Also Cheer UP!!, at least we are playing meaningful games at the top of the league. Not having to play Peterheed in the Diddy Diddy Cup. GO ON PETERHEED!!!
Yes the Glorious Glasgow Celtic have been boring and disappointing too often this season (in no small part due to our Coach, CEO and absentee tash-twirler) , but we still have it all to play for, and we have the opportunity stick it right to tax dodging cuckoo fc
Let’s enjoy the last season of this level of sporting integrity because the next will see many changes.
Next up for us is Motherwell. Let us look at the last six games for both clubs. Over this time M acrued 15 points to our 12. Not much of a difference there. M scored 11 goals to our 7 whilst conceding 6 to our 3. So their forwards are functioning better than our lot, but their defence has conceded twice as many goals as we have. Who is scoring for M? Lee Moult is the hot shot with 5 goals followed by Johnson from the wing with 3. If I remember correctly, he has a tendence to fall over when the wind blows. So stop these two and we have a good chance of winning. Finally, 4 of their 6 games have finished 2-1….the most likely score tomorrow.
Celtic score 2 and we shall likely win.
Rebus
Rebus,
Celtic scoring two in the one game isn’t happening tho, two 0-0 draws with Dundee and a 90th minute goal against Kilmarnock away and the same with Partick Thistle at home.
It isn’t good enough for the size of club Celtic is, to take to the field with one striker!
Griffiths has scored freely this season but I feel it’s not enough.
This is Celtic, it should demand two quality strikers…
Monti,
No disagreement with any of that. Strikers cost money….good strikers cost a lot of money. 4-2-3-1 suits a club that does not wish to spend money. The lack of goal scoring is coming to haunt Celtic at this point in the season.
Rebus
My old pal Charlie Saiz is compiling some stats as we speak….
Caption:
From an early age, Craig Whyte knew his destiny
peach
Rebus if Celtic don’t score 2 we won’t win m8.
Simple as that as Motherwell and in particular a certain Scott McDonald will score.
Jimmy,
Scott has only hit one goal in the last six games, but, you are right, he will be up for this one.
Sad to contemplaint that a win tonight for Aberdeen and a loss for us against the Well and there will be only 2 points between us!
Anyone remember Pat Quinn? Great player.
Rebus
I said I wanted a fecking see saw!
On another matter, teports are surfacing that one of the Res 12 originators has been threatened and named on Twitter. Disgusting! And all over something thst is supposed to be entertainment.
Rebus
Bruce Jenner contemplating his future
Some typos snd poor spelling in my posts. As my granpa used to say,
“Bestest English spockit here, betterer round the corner!”
Rebus
“IF you say “Rangers are back” wan mair feckin’ time Ahm gonnae tap masel wi a sawn aff spud gun!!!”
1-1 at Tynecastle.
Aber scored after 2 minutes through an opportunist effort by Church.. First 15 minutes it was all the Dons with their midfield dominating Hearts, pushing them back inside their penalty area. After 15 minutes Hearts nearly equalised from a set piece. On 32 mins. A 35 yd rocket from Osturk caused Brown to spill the ball to Juanma who buried it to equalise.
Ryan Jack off injured and Flood on. Hearts on the assendency now.
Rebus
Half time and a draw is about correct for this game. The Dons dominated the first 15-20 minutes with fast attacking play down both wings. They should have been two up over this period. Hearts were confined to high hoofs up the park as Aberdeen’ s midfield push up the park.
Shinnie was booked which has hampered him going forward.
Gradually Hearts have worked their way back into the game using diagonal balls to attack both full backs. Taylor should have been booked for a foul that denied an attacking move into the box.
Finally, Hearts rewarded for their increased attacking play by a goalie error. Brown should either have pushed the ball to the side or held it. Certainly the shot from long range surprised him but he should do better.
The ref is often behind the play and is missing petty fouls, so the potential is there for a crucial mistake.
Anyone’s game at this point, but the loss of Javk is a big blow to the Dons.
Played like a cup tie,
Rebus