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Battered! 5th November 2015.

We’ve got Blackett and Boyata are they the worst you’ve ever seen

We’ve only got young Tierney who is proud to wear the green

He played the game the Celtic way and set our hearts on fire

The rest were worse than useless, they were absolutely dire.

Chris Commons, striker, off again, has he barneyed with our boss?

This gaffer takes on big names’ duds who are total, utter, dross

There’s no fight in this Celtic team, we’re now bullied by them all

They don’t know their own positions and don’t know how to pass the ball

We’re second best to every ball, not just this, but every game

We’ve not a leader on the park and the manager’s to blame

This is Glasgow Celtic, we attack with purpose, flair

But under Ronny Deila, it’s either back or square!

What happened to our fortress where we’d put on a show

It’s a personal opinion but I think Ronny has to go

His decisions don’t make any sense and mess up this Celtic head

And his signings, they just wander round as though they’re fucking dead.

Give us back our dignity, give us back our Paradise

We’re the laughing stock of Europe, we are Celtic in disguise

It’s time we binned the lot of them and played young Tierney’s way

He tackled hard he ran the wing and showed us how to play

Give us more like Kieran Tierney, a Bhoy who’s just eighteen

Bhoys with passion, steeped in pride, who’ll proudly wear the green.

The Holy Poet.

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tomo
8 years ago

Worst result in Europe ever. Easily beaten at home by a team 6th in the Norwegian league. Some people were comparing Ronnie to jock Stein on this website earlier in the season. Wake up! I like the man. He is decent and means well. But is he is out of his depth? I realise that he is operating a league which is dying. This is why I only comment after European games as this is the only measure he can be judged against. What can we do? Can Ronnie get us into the champions league league next year? If we think he can then the board must back him and not downsize or there has to be a new manager in place by Christmas who can get things in place for next summer.

jamesq
8 years ago

Totally agree Ronnie has to go now.Get another manager in now so that he can hit the ground running next season and have the team he needs to get us back to being a decent team in Europe.Something to make us proud of not embaressed about.We also need a top defensive coach on the coaching staff this is blatantly obvious.
FECKIN GUTTED AGAIN

Bgbhoy
8 years ago

No ifs or buts. Ronny out now

kkbhoy
8 years ago

he has to go now. another clueless display. improvement is not happening. no organisation, no leadership. molde knew what we would do. which is more than can be said for the celtic players. gutless and spiritless.

Monti
8 years ago

It’s just a joke now!

If I played as bad as that at FIFA on my xbox, I would put my controller down.

Deila is our manager, he has no clue…it is embarrassing now!

Jocsoc
8 years ago

A passionate,emotional and accurate assessment of tonight’s shite. Only one player wore the jersey with pride and tried to play the Celtic way, young KT. It’s a pity that those around him showed themselves to be a bunch of third rate mercenaries who are only interested in picking up their over inflated wages for as little effort possible.
What happened to Deila’ s high energy pressing game? I can move quicker than most of them and I’m 72 with a new knee. Multi passes across the back line might retain possession but they are not a good springboard for lightning attacks. Molde could cover the length of the pitch in five seconds with three or four passes and put our goal under constant threat.
Has Craig Gordon become a bad goalkeeper during the close season? I don’t think so.He must be a nervous wreck playing behind central defenders who should be charged admission to the game as they spend more time spectating than doing the jobs they are supposed to be doing.
I would like to see Ronnie given time to carry out his vision for the club, but I think the money men won’t trust him with another European campaign. I hope I’m wrong.

The Holy Poet
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocsoc

Thanks Jocsoc HH

Sean
8 years ago

Pure carp remember travelling up for home games in the early 90 s that was bad enough but tonight well loss for words Ronny & his team got to go how longer can wee watch this shite

tomo
8 years ago

We are finished in Europe this year. We will probably win the triple this year. In reality is this enough? We should win the treble as we have about ten times the budget of all our rivals in the top division. How many managers could and should win the treble with the advantages celtic have in scotland? Build from the back with nothing fancy and then get add to that.

Jocsoc
8 years ago

Where has my comment gone?

Jocsoc
8 years ago

I keep getting “duplicate comment detected” but no original posted?????

Jocsoc
8 years ago

Forget it! I’ve calmed down now and couldn’t care less about a bunch of useless tossers. KT excepted.

Doc
8 years ago

Deila in Europe: 3 wins in 20 games against professional teams. A 15% win rate. Worse record than any other Celtic manager.

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  Doc

He has to go Doc!

Doc
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I fully agree, I think guys like Barnes, Mowbray and Macari will be looking on, wondering why they weren’t given the same time and money. Malmo was the last straw for me, it showed we’re going back. Last night was a major low, watching us struggle against such a limited team was painful.

The Holy Poet
8 years ago
Reply to  Doc

Cheers for that Doc, i didn’t realise it was that bad.

Doc
8 years ago
Reply to  The Holy Poet

Just for games against full professional teams, meaning i’m excluding the 4 wins against part-timers from Iceland.

pat fla
8 years ago

Wotaloadapish,just over the last caining by molde and the confidence was back then that fiasco tonite,seriously,that celtic team is not fit for purpose on the european stage,its totally inept barring our young left back,in fact make him the manager,the rest should take a leaf out his book,pride and passion for the jersey,honestly im fkn beelin with that excuse for a performance tonite,bring back tony mowbrey…fk,did i just say that?

iljas Baker
8 years ago

That was among the worst performances I’ve seen of late. Don’t know how to analyze it but some things stand out: no leadership, no fighting spirit, no creativity in midfield, no penetration, most players played poorly, the loss of really poor goals due to woeful defending. Celtic need to score three to win a game in Europe and that knowledge must be really dispiriting for the attacking players.

WHy can’t Deila inspire these players? I just don’t think he and his players have got what it takes to win in Europe and that’s were everyone has to be judged, the domestic treble is nice but it can’t remain the foundation of Celtic’s reputation.

We really need a defense. Send Blackett back in January, get rid of Ambrose and Boyota and Izaguirre sooner rather than later, bed in a replacement for Lustig who due to injuries is never going to get back to his best. Drop Johanssen for an extended period and then see if he can get back to his best – Ambrose didn’t so it not a foregone conclusion. I think Bitton with decent players around him can become a major player for Celtic, ditto Tierney. Commons is at the end of his career so just bit parts. Maybe Rogic can be an important player for us but not on tonight’s showing. Armstrong and Ciftci? Do they really have enough? Certainly Ciftci doesn’t appear to. Last we had 2 strikers and then what? Nothing got ignited. Forrest was anonymous too.

bgbhoy
8 years ago

what exactky did izzy do wrong tonight???? the buck stops with the manager…. SACK HIM i dont give a fuck about domestically, hes pish… you cant keep blaming the players… he fails to inspire, be tactically aware… biton to cb shows what a dumpling he is…. im sure some on here will try and say give him time… hes fucking had it its time to go…

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago

I would normally come on and defend the Manager after yet another abject display from so many players.
However I am not going to he will live or die by his results at Celtic same as all the rest (bar Lenny who had no end of shite to put up with).
I said this a couple of weeks ago I think we have a team of bottlers in Europe unable to make the step up and believe me 6 or not in Noway right now they are a step up from our usual fare which is a pointer to exactly how mediocre ou League is at present.
Our Keeper has lost his early form no thanks to the shite directly in front of him.
Boyata and Blackett are not good enough Ambrose is to eratic and Mulgrew too slow.
Lustig is not the player he was and certainly not the best RB we have when fit I would start Janko myself when fit.
Tierney is a shoe in for LB at 18 he has shown more fight than any tonight.
Bitton thinks he is Pirlo already thinks he has all day to tun on the ball.not in Europe son pick a pass and play it pronto.
Johansen has been poor all Season billy big baws after his POTY totally went to his heid(I think he is the issue at the moment within the squad).
Armstrong sorry but he’s SPL at best for me bench player in Euope.
Commons too slow for Europe getting slower by the month OVERRRATED BY MANY
Griffiths has the tools needs to calm down like he does in the SPL and the goals will come.
Ciftci just not European level sorry but money wasted by the looks of it
Rogic plenty potential still raw but you can see there a player in there just needs a Season or two and Commons will be warming a bench
Forest again hot and cold no end product so annoying.
GM-S again SPL level fine but Europe? No for me.
Too many mediocre performers,too many quality players punted for cash and it has finally taken it’s toll well done Celtic now we need too blow upwards of £10m to right the problems AT LEAST.
We need a proper think about where we all want this Club to go.
You know my solution it WON’T TAKE THAT MUCH TO IMPLEMENT IT.

9 Million tIMS £20 each lets buy them out and do this OUR WAY.

I’m in.

Andy
8 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I think Ronny should get his best youth development coach in to teach the basics to the defence. I am willing to let this manager stay for 1 more Crack and I will tell you why…. If he can figure out a way of dealing with this he will continue to develop young players. I have been screaming for Celtic to play Scots and players from our youth system. As long as we win the Treble and continue developing youngsters I am OK with it. Charlie I like your idea, but I would rather organize, contribute and then buy shares. First of all how do you suggest 9 million fans organize?

Devoy45
8 years ago

Like Charlie in the pro-Ronny camp, I agree with most of the above but Ronny NOT out now. He should be given three full years. Molde is a very good team, playing as a team. We still have a small lifeline. Our young players will learn from their defeat. I agree—I don’t think our great club exists to educate Ronny in Europe. He had better learn—and soon. This disaster began when we lost our two centre backs due to our ‘players for profit’. Last night, it began with Simunovic coming off.But it is all not over.The fat lady is warming up but she hasn’t sung a note—just yet. Stay calm everybody. I am gutted but a further fire sale bringing in other manager A,B, or C is not the answer. Patience is. Our players lost the match last night, not Deila.

corktim
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

what are you on it must be good if you want to give that bluffer of a manager more time out now before he does more damage and btw he can take collins and kennedy with him and johansen aswell,kt was the only player that can hold his head high and he only 18 the senior players at our club should be embarrassed,he showed by his performance and by his reaction at the end he cared ,3 years to the day tommorrow we were beating barcelona now look at us,get him out now and get someone in that can organise a team and put some pride back in ,thanks ronnie but please fuck off,I remember being on a bus going on a jollys boy outing the day after he was announced as manager telling my brother in law that ronnie would never take us to the champions league group stages not realising how bad things would get,I blame lawell aswell for this, due to his budget policies we have a substandard team and manager,he was going to be roy keanes number 2 for a reason,I said a prayer last night he would go, please please .

deadhead67
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

devoy you talk more shite than MSM ,MAYBE YOUR KEEVINS IN DISGUISE, THE DUFF BASTARD SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BOUGHT IN,AND SHOULD HAVE BOOTED OUT AFTER THE LEGIA WARSAW DEBACLE,LUCKY TO SELL 10,000 SEASON BOOKS,NEXT SEASON,HATE THE FILTHY NORWEIGIAN WHALE MURDERER

elcormaco
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

We got supposedly the hottest manager in Norwegian football supposedly to make us better. He has a bigger budget than molde and has made us absolutely honking.
We may have issues with the board but at some point the manager becomes responsible for results.
No defence and for that there is no defence

Doc
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Molde haven’t bought a player since 2012 and their midfield ‘dynamo’ is 40, older than every Celtic player in history, bar Alec McNair, and Izzy has more caps than their entire team combined. Can’t agree that they are ‘a very good team’ as you put it.

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago
Reply to  Doc

A better team than Fenerbache Ajax and Celtic though it would appear.
Regardless of what we think.

proddie
8 years ago

It’s not Ronnie or celtic. It’s the dire state of Scottish football.
Celtic are a poor side (tierney the exception) in a piss poor league with shite teams. In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Anytime we go into europe it seems every other team has 20/20 vision.
Having said that, a manager with better vision would help, why does he always stand there looking so dumbstruck whenever we’re losing

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  proddie

Because he’s useless!

Monti
8 years ago

” Stay calm “?

Really?
Is that because there are obvious signs of progress in Europe?
Deila should resign or be sacked today, he has had chance after chance and he has had enough fucking time, Celtic are a shambles!

delbhoy
8 years ago

Why the fuck are these useless idiots being played , tierney showed the way . Bring back henderson and bring in guys like nesbitt and mcgreggor , celtic men who wear a jersey with pride and will fight

delbhoy
8 years ago

Ronny has been brought in to work with a shite budget and guide young players. Could yogi hughes no do this , that guy has players running through brick walls for him and any team hes been at has played nice passing football. Lets face it he couldnt be any worse than what we have.

elcormaco
8 years ago

Great poem BTW I think we’re all a bit too furious today to recognise the effort of it. HH

The Holy Poet
8 years ago
Reply to  elcormaco

Cheers elcormaco, much appreciated HH

8 years ago

Celtic players cowards can’t win 50 50 balls no fight shambles from top to bottom they where toying with us a football lesson from mode fuck had enough

Devoy45
8 years ago

What “I’m on” is that Tierney is due solely to Ronny and his approach. He can bring the best of younger players and our youngsters never even got a chance under MON, Strachan or Lenny. We’ve got a young team but youngsters learn the hard way (Molde) One day, we would have Allan, Tierney, Christie, Liam Henderson and others firing on all cylinders at home and in Europe. If we don’t win domestically, we can’t even play in Europe. Here’s how it’s gonna run: Ronny should be given at least one more year to qualify in Europe. Ronny can see if his team can perform a near-miracle and win the next two Europa League matches. Ronny may even win a treble this year. If we win five in a row and two in a row for Ronny, then why not another year? If we got rid of Ronny now, it would set us back two or three years. Next year, Sevco and its hordes will join our league and we will have to dispose of them as well which should be fun and maybe even a challenge, since they now have a manager who knows how to manage. A friend of mine had a son whose doctor said his leg should be amputated. She said there must be another way. He still has his leg. IMO Ronny should be given a full five years to show what he can do with a team of his making, with defenders who stay and gel, and a young fit team at home and in Europe. One mistake I made and all of your are making now is that Molde is a really good team. You’ll see how good when we play Ajax and Fenerbahce who are not so good. They kept wanting to get rid of Ferguson at United for 3 years, then we heard no more of that talk. Ronny should stay.You heard it hear first. No amputation. Now, I’ll go back to my favourite illegal substances and some secret stuff from the meds cabinet and sink into a deep emerald dream. I told the fat lady to not bother singing because it ain’t over until it’s over.

andybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Deila and his cohorts will ruin Tierney.
I said before this group started (you can check the posts) we’d be lucky to get 3 points, and last night was nothing I didn’t expect.
As for Molde being a ‘really good team’, they are no more than ordinary and well organised.
What the fuck was the manager doing with the starting 11 he picked?
His substitution of Blackett was understandable, but to put Bitton in as his replacement was typical of this moron.
I was not going to post at all today simply because the clueless one has knocked the passion out of me as well as the team and I’m close to getting to the stage where as long as he’s still the manager, I simply will not give a fuck.

Doc
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Due to this years results, next year we have to make the last 32 of the CL or semi final of EL or else we drop our European ranking, meaning we get teams like Salzburg in the CL round 2. Losing at that stage will see us out of Europe, no EL fallback. We could be looking at least 5 years of this, until we equal what MON done in Europe.

Doc
8 years ago
Reply to  Doc

Wee mistake, the Salzburgs go in at CL round 3

andybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Just read your post again Devoy…..WOW!… the meds must be of the extremely strong variety if that is what you believe.

corktim
8 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy if you think deila has anything to do with tierney you are more deluded than i thought,stevie frail has to take the credit for this,and there is more behind him leaving the club than a new challenge,maybe he saw through the shite and seen what deila is, a pure bluffer

Davcat
8 years ago

Biggest disappointment was the lack of fight and leadership.
first goal we have a defender turning his back pn the ball as the boy shoots.
second goal no fight to be first to the ball.

camera pans to Delia and we see a shocked face and look of resignation.
Thats not a celtic manager , it was the same look Tony Mowbray had the night St Miren humped us .
Delia says we will get 6 points in the next two europa league games and aye i will win the lottery the night.
i wonder if either of us will be right

The Holy Poet
8 years ago

I went from writing, while on a high, about our night at The One Show to writing this on a total downer. We are a shambles and a shadow of who we are supposed to be. We deserve better than this HH

andybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  The Holy Poet

Excellent poem HP.

BroxburnBhoy
8 years ago

Difficult to understand the level dropping in European games consistently. Players seem lost in these games and also seem uninterested except one or two. I think our goose is cooked in Europe this year and I think we have all underestimated Molde. Who are unbeaten in EL and won away at Fenerbache. The person who has underestimated them most is our manager and his staff. He’s actually Norwegian so should have a better idea of them and how they play. The second half of this game was dire. No plan B and basics iike tackling and passing all very poor. I am Unable to understand it. Has the dressing room been lost?

Rab Wallace
8 years ago

Not surprised yet again. Helen Keller had more sense of direction than this Norwegian cunt, pack Collins & Kennedy in your suitcases & never darken Celtic’s doorway again.

yes I am slightly miffed.

Rab Wallace
8 years ago

great poem by the way.

JAMES MCGUIRE
8 years ago

Well bhoys its ok saying Ronnie out but what feckin decent manager would take the job knowing that as soon as he helps to develop any decent players they will be sold off to the highest bidder. Its all very well the board and lawell saying we need european fitba’ but when we get it don’t sell the manager and fans down the river by selling off the players that got us there. we should give the manager a chance and hold on to our best players.

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