Them…
There once was a chancer named Dave
Who tried to hide his cash in a safe
The South African Tax-Man laughed loud
Said “Pay up or Go to The Pound”
And now King grovels for cash like a slave
There once was an admin guy, Campbell
Who left Ibrox and its bigotted Hell
He got a sweet job at the SF of A
But he sat trembling all day
Cause he knew he had an EBT as well
Fat and sad, was the journalist Jim
Whose career, lay like lamb bones in the bin
He swallowed Greens spiel before his dive
Then sucked up to Dave King with Level 5
Now hes left alone with a well worn out chin
At the Evening Times is a journo named Jack
Who’s clearly a blue blooded Hack
Every day wee Chris puts himself in such a spin
To take instruction from his lying hero Dave King
Bent right over to near break his back
200 miles away sits big smiling Mike Ash
Whose girth is as big as his stash
When asked Mike “Why you so fat?”
He said “Oh that’s simple that!”
I eat a biscuit each time Rangers hand me cash
And us…
Thousands and Thousands watched on
Another horror show under Nice Guy Ron
Many cried out in despair
Get someone else in there
Its time that the Roar guy was gone
There once was a man name of Ronnie
Whose defence, well it was really no bonnie
Yon Boyata was shite,
Lustig and Blackett no right
The fans aw left Celtic Park melancholy
At half time, wee Gordon stood near the pitch
He knew to slag Ronnie would just be a bitch
But Scotland don’t play for a year
So Wee Gordon could just fecking stay here
And save us fans any more of this shit
There once was a Chief name of Pete
Whose bonus was large and so sweet
But the fans kept asking why
Whats the long term plans of this guy
When our stars f*ck off, down south, to the beach
Desi,are you on the swally?
just trying to lighten the load
I could write a long sad moan and thought “Feck it, why bother?”
A bit like half the players attitude
Fair enough,your due it after that pish last night.hail hail.
“Ronny out” say lots of our bhoys.
They want Lambert, Strachan or Moyes.
Except Charlie Saiz (the banker)
And Devoy that auld wanker
who say Ronny is still the right choice!
In the Europa League we’re in last place
that’s put a big frown on our face.
Beating Ajax is a possibility
Likewise, Fener-bahce
Then, the bhoys are right back in the race!
Yeah, Desi is back on the swally.
From what he saw last night on the telly.
Our defence leaked like a sieve
Is that all we can give?
Watching that made my legs turn to jelly.
O.k. let’s take yesterday’s game on its own, separated from other games. We thought we had our defence strengthened with Simunovic’s return and the vibes from the players before the match were all positive and confident.
We had the worst possible start with Simunovic (Croatian for “pig in a poke”) having to go off, thus all the defensive plans went up in smoke and we immediately had to put in either Efe or Blacket…turned out one was as bad as the other. We then made two chances and scored, but disallowed for off-side..disappointing but we had shown we could open Molde up. But it must have been in the back of the players’ minds that our defensive preparations were now
suspect. Cue Blacket’s “clearance” straight to the Molde player and Blacket turning his back to avoid the shot..fekking cissy!! With these four disappointments we still got at them and scored an equalizer. Cue another defensive shambles and a free goal to Molde. By now the players up front must have been gutted, knowing that our defense could be breached by three auld women pushing shopping trolleys.
Second half…what is it with our players that when they run to close down an attacker who is breaking through, they don’t get it that he will let them get close and then accelerate knowing that they will have to bring him down or let him go through…why can’t they accelerate alongside him and put in a tackle or push him away from goal?
Anyway, it wasn’t our night…again. I honestly think we were unlucky from the off with bad luck followed by more bad luck. We just seem destined never to have a settled team on the park for consecutive matches due to injuries.
The young boy Tierney was great, that was the only crumb of comfort. He’s destined for greatness if he keeps his feet on the ground and continues developing and doesn’t adopt the same attitude as Tony Watt.
We are now clinging on by the fingernails mathematically, but we need other results to go our way (Molde to win their next two games for example), but it’s an outside chance to make second place now. Never say never!!! lol
That disnae rhyme !
What’s being done about the decision on Wednesday..I’ll give 100/1 odds that Celtic Fc never ever mention it again..And that’s why I’ll never be back inside Celtic Pk until they do..
Funkyy. You need to brush up on your Croatian. Jozo Sumovic aactually translates as Derk Boerigter.