What do you mean have I seen the rule book on EBT’s? You ain’t seen me or the £500k right!
Neil McCann, c/o SKYSports
There’s more chance of the Scottish media finding Lord Lucan going for a pint with Shergar than there is of them questioning me over that £6.3m!
Sir David, Charlotte Square
Ha ha ha….you’ve nothing on me. What do you mean they’ll soon be releasing the names of the other unknown beneficiaries? Aw Naw!
Ally, Beechgrove Garden
(Gulp!)
Walter, in hiding
Sorry….closed…not answering questions right now. Don’t know when we’ll be open again!
SFA, Hampden
Look, I did nothing wrong. I was only following orders and making a few quid in the process!
C Ogilvie, Brigadoon
Ach, side-letters, schmide letters. Send them to old Sandy Boy…..I’ve got some tippex and a shredder handy!
S Bryson, Admin
Wit the fcuks an EBT? Iz that no wan ay thay alien fings wi the lightbulb finger!
Bazza, Cumbernauld
About EBT’s. All I know is one day I woke up with a bushy moustache and lots of money hidden under it years after I left Rangers!
Graeme Penis, Blackburn
Chew…chew…£1.7m is a lot to receive from an EBT….chew…chew…..whit daft bassa would do that? Oh…it was me. Shite!
Big Eck
I was shite. Why did they give me one?!
Mo Ross, Dundee
Me tae. I thoat it wiz like an expensive playstation or sumfin. Hoof!
Boab Malcolm, wi Bazza
Sorry £1.2m EBT. I no understand. I no speak good English!
Nacho, West End
“Lennon Tax Evasion” Bears Den Govan
From a Cave far beneath in Middle Earth the Peepo respond….
http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=289013
Whats next? Hoopy the Huddle Hound didn’t pay tax in 1998? Not realizing the diference between company PAYE and personal tax shows why they are in the state they are.
This is gonna be good there is one almighty storm approaching better hold onto to yir magic hats ya evil cheating basses
Kind of invalidates the Nimmo Smith finding, no?
No sporting advantage because it was all above board. Oh wait, turns out it was actually an illegal tax evasion scheme, what now?
Link to full list of EBT beneficiaries..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-34118126
Thanks. Got that earlier. Was planning to post this afternoon.
Don’t worry the Daily Record will be all over this story sending their intrepid reporters to see……….. if any other Celtic players have had a falling oot while training
@CarlJungleBhoy….thanks for the list, I have it copy/pasted and stored in my computer to read later.
“They think it’s all over…it is now” lol
God bless wee Hector!!!!
Next step, re-arrange the trophy cabinet! No sporting advantage in luring players like Gazza and Laudrup to a club that could never afford them otherwise?