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The King and a Queen.

They think they’re the champions, think they’re the best

But the name that they’re using was long put to rest,

St Valentine blessed them before they went down

But still they hung to hope and can’t let go that crown.

 

kingy

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 

They stitched up their queen and installed a mad King,

And thought this messiah, more fortunes would bring

But the jewels from this guy have yet to be shown

He’s only there for himself, just him, him alone.

 

But they still show devotion and turn up en masse

All painted and clad for their own mardi-gras

Is his wealth just like Whyte’s or is his radar in range

Or do they not want to see their new King is deranged

 

Dave King McKellar

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
And when Newcastle calls for their debt to be paid

Will that be the day Sevco’s last game is played?

Messiah on messiah confuse promise with hope

How long have they left and what length is that rope?

 

The Holy Poet.

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Joe
8 years ago

Okay, thats funny!

8 years ago

Up a long ladder and down a short rope, to hell with the sevco and God Bless The Pope…… COYBIG+

andybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Keighley Bhoy

A’la Clancy Brothers.

mike
8 years ago

We think we have problems with our lot till you look at thems.the SFA and FIFA ,can anyone confirm that the Torry Peer is a part time Marist Brother and that PL is Marys boy child cause every time i hear his name mentiond thats what follows.

8 years ago

The Holy Poet, That was inspirational.

Reminds me of my favourite poem about Victorian attitudes towards the ‘insane’ :

Aloft, in the loft
Sat Croft
He is soft.

8 years ago

So here’s my modern version re. DCK:

Atop of the bing sits King

He has no Bling.

Monti
8 years ago

I once got lifted by Strathclyde’s finest
Horrible Hun fucks who weren’t the nicest,
I got the last laugh, the Celts won 3-1
Not a good day for the current buns.

A court appearance and a fifty pound fine
We pumped them so fuck it, I didn’t mind,
The judge said ” Monti, you can’t shout up the ‘ RA “,
As l left the dock I whispered ‘ Tiocfaidharla’!

8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, that should be on the reading list for Higher English curriculum. 🙂

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  Jimthetim

Lol

Jerseybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Like it Monti.Good stuff.

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  Jerseybhoy

Cheers!

The Holy Poet
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Brilliant Monti

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  The Holy Poet

Thanks Holy Poet, I enjoyed your efforts as well!

Funkyy
8 years ago

There was a man named White
Who didn’t appear too bright
On Valentine’s Day
All us Celts went way-hey!!!
And the hun club disappeared from sight.

By the way Funkyy…that’s fekking awful!!! lol

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Not bitter enough Funkyy, get some profanity in there…

The Holy Poet
8 years ago

Thanks for posting HH

charlie
8 years ago

the huns are died now thats fucking poetry ha ha

Carl Bigginslater
8 years ago

Brilliant poem Holy Poet.

There was a young man called Craig
Who passed himself off as a taig
Did the job far too well
Soon to be stuck in a cell
With Charlie and Davie and the rest of the hun filth.

corktim
8 years ago

very good Monti,and every word spelled correct,lol

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