The League cup is upon us, the opening game in the fourth tournament of the season takes place tonight at celtic Park, and old friends Raith Rovers, the 2014 Petrofac cup winners, are the opponents.
The word on the street is that Ronny deila will be handing out a couple of debuts tonight, and high on the list of favourites to make an appearance is young Aiden Nesbitt, who was left out of last nights development squad game at Hamilton.
For those of you who indulge in gambling, and still have money left, a wee flutter on Nesbitt scoring at any time in the game would probably be a sound investment. Double it up with the long awaited 7-0 win, and you can thank me in the morning.
In cash, of course.
Although you are likely to spot why I don’t gamble by around ten o’clock tonight.
We spoke of Nesbitt in an earlier Diary, and with Celtic being somewhat light up front, there is no reason why he shouldn’t be given a run out, and gradually integrated into the squad. He’s scoring goals, creating chances, and has a neat turn of pace.
By the way, if you want a laugh, click on the official websites development squad page and have a look at the photo’s of the players. They’re hilarious.
You might also want to have a look at Wikipedia’s page on the Celtic youth squad, where it says that no less than twenty five kids have come through the ranks in recent years to become international players. Something Gordon Waddell of the Sunday Mail must have missed during his moan about the youth system.
Debuts are often handed out to youngsters in the League cup early rounds, and there is always a danger it can affect their career in not quite the way it was intended.
Louis van Gaal’s miserable start to life as Manchester United boss continued with a massive Capital One Cup shock at the hands of League One MK Dons.
There were elements of inexperience in United’s line-up, particularly out wide where there were debuts for Saidy Janko and Reece James, who operated either side of the defensive back three that Van Gaal has steadfastly stuck by in his three games in charge.
Janko was substituted at half time, and to be fair , it was only 1-0 at that point.
Fortunately, he doesn’t seem to have let it affect him, and perhaps that attitude was a factor in deciding to bring him to Celtic Park.
Janko remembers the occasion;
“Yeah, it was a bit unfortunate,He (Van Gaal) was not happy with the formation. I was the one who had to go off but at least I got a few minutes.
“It was a good experience for me because not many 18-year-olds get to play in the first team at Manchester United so I’m very honoured, but it definitely could have gone better.
“I was one of the younger guys and I was trying to give my best but perhaps it was difficult for the players to play with the younger players.
“He didn’t speak to me. Ryan Giggs said I did well and it was a bit unfortunate.
And on tonights game ?
“I don’t know much about Raith to be honest, but you have to be 100 per cent aware and be ready for the game.”
Well, at least he didn’t say it was a lovely town..,
Janko, it has to be said, frightened the life out of one or two Celtic fans against ajax when he thought the ball was going out for a Celtic throw towards the right defensive flank, and instead of clearing his lines , kind of hung around a bit waving his arms.
His attacking play is fine, his pace is excellent, but his decision making is dreadful.
Any kid playing football is told to play to the whistle. He didn’t, and I still can’t figure out why.
Speaking of the Ajax game, Janko also added;
“It was the first time my dad’s side of the family had been up in Glasgow, It was good for him to see me and it was definitely a motivation.
Ah!
Perhaps he meant “distraction ” .
Regarding the League Cup, it’s always been my view that you can’t win a treble without it, and so I’m always a little nervous when big changes are made to the side, but arguably the best two domestic performances, against the dundee clubs, have seen a less familiar line up, and for those close to Glasgow and at a loose end tonight, there may be another treat in store if Deila decides to swap things around a bit again.
Well, I say swap things around, but the side that took Dundee apart , with a few changes might be seen as a bit of a throw of the dice, but for most supporters, there would be a certain level of curiosity and excitement at seeing a similar swashbuckling performance.
For me, tonight’s line up would be
Bailly, Janko, Simunovic, Ambrose, Tierney, Brown, Biton, Commons, Rogic, Nesbitt, Ciftci.
With the likes of MacGregor, Blackett and Mackay Steven getting a run out as well if no-one gets hurt.
There is always the ptential for shocks in this tournament, Morton, for instance beat Premier league Motherwell last night, but all the other games pretty much went to form, although Dundee United were taken to extra time by Dunfermline.
One manager, who’s name escapes me, may well have expected greater things from his first division side, and there were fears for his mental state last night after an item of clothing was found in the Clyde ;
For some reason, a first division new club were expected by everyone who doesn’t know anything about football to overcome experienced European campaigners St. Johnstone, and it appears some of them are taking it quite badly. Especially as they left the press box at Ibrox;
The Daily Express, still a little smug over it’s revelations that Nir biton is in talks over a new contract, got even smugger when it was confirmed by Ronny Deila.
Sort of.
“Nir is a player we want to have for a long time so, of course, he is one we are looking to keep. We are looking at everyone’s contract, we have control over that.
“The process is not done in one day. It takes time and you have to do it in the right way. However, Peter Lawwell and I have a lot of experience in these situations. We know what to do and when to start it.
“We have quite a few players who can get better and have the potential to get up to the level of Fraser Forster or Virgil Van Dijk.
“Nir has the possibility to be a top European player and is taking steps all the time. I think he can make it.”
The key phrase there was the desire to get them up to the level of Forster and van dijk, ( £10m plus ) who are now with European giants Southampton.
Well, that should have the lad staying behind after training practising his fucking dribbling.
Clearly on a roll, the Express had another exclusive today;
Celtic miss out on Real Madrid transfer swoop but open talks over another new deal
CELTIC have reportedly missed the chance to sign Real Madrid wonderkid Martin Odegaard on loan
Well, that’s me checking their horoscopes before I plan my day.
There was a headline that got a few fans kind of excited, over on the official site;
Laurie Ross signs five-year deal with Celtic
Wow. He must be good.
Perhaps another promising youngster tied up to ensure his development continues at the already astounding pace it has begun ?
Er, no.
CELTIC have announced that they have appointed a new official broker partner, as insurance brokers Laurie Ross have committed to a five-year deal that offers both personal and commercial insurance products to the club’s supporters.
Presumably they are only interested now that Celtic are trying to offload Derk Boerrigter, as any cover offered to him would play havoc with their share price.
but credit where credit is due…
The company will also donate £10 to Celtic FC Foundation for every purchase from their range of insurance products.
Fair enough.
Oh, wait…now I have doubts….
Adrian Filby, Celtic’s Commercial Director said: “We are delighted to welcome Laurie Ross, such a successful organisation to Celtic as one of our new partners.
“We are sure the company will provide an excellent service to our supporters.
Why should I have doubts ?
Adrian Filby is the man who assured me-and I mean me-that there was a guarantee of quality from New Balance when he signed the kit contract.
I think I’ll stick with the fat Welsh singer from the telly.
Still on contract issues, or at least potential signings, Ronny Deila has spoken about the possible addition of Carlton Cole to the squad;
Mind you, did you see Cole’s reaction when he was told the wages… ?
“Carlton loves playing football. He had a tough time at West Ham in the end having been so much involved. He is hungry to have fun with football again, score goals and be important for a team. He loves the way things have been here so far.
“Celtic sells itself. He was at the game on Sunday and saw the stadium, the fans and the way we play football. He now knows that to play as a striker in this team can be quite fun.
“It’s his first time in Scotland. It’s different. London is London, but Glasgow is a big city too. In London he can be anonymous and here he wouldn’t be, but there are negatives and positives about that. He will be an important figure and a star here.”
“As always, these things start with agents, but I called Carlton first to try and persuade him to come up for a while.
“I’ve always brought in experience before, just maybe not at Celtic. The most important thing is not to use a lot of money in transfer fees to players who don’t give the club a financial return.
“Carlton was very interested to see around the club and what is possible. I know he has had options, but things happen near the end of the transfer window when your chess pieces don’t always fall into place and you find yourself out the game.
“We have not moved for him because of the start Aberdeen have made, it has nothing to do with that. We want to get better.
“We’re always looking for ways to improve the squad and we’ve been looking for a target man for a long time. We haven’t found one yet and maybe Carlton can be that man.
So, Nadir Ciftci finally breaks his duck, and for the first time in his few months at Celtic , is probably walking with a bit of a spring in his step, and a little bit of confidence, and Ronny kicks him squarely in the hee haws.
I hope he bites him.
A while back, there was a bit of a rammy between Steven Gerrad and El Hadji Diouf, the former pointing out that the latter could be summed up as a man by his action of spitting at a Celtic supporter in the crowd curing the Liverpool -Celtic UEFA Cup game during the Seville run.
Diouf responded by claiming that Gerrard, and Liverpool just didn’t like blacks. Something which would have surprised John Barnes, a legend in his time at Anfield. however, Liverpool used to be sponsored by a paint comapny, who if i’m not mistaken, used to refer only to their white paint as “brilliant “, so Broony’s old pal might have had a point.
You see, as you go through life, we must always consider those who do not share our own point of view, those who admirably maintain that, no matter what the evidence, no matter how ridiculous they look, they will still cling to their own beliefs, and I say good luck to them.
Stayed away from policial jokes today, so as not to upset the Camerons. They have filed for divorce, with Samantha citing pigamy as the reason.
Here’s one for eagle eyed tims now.
Donkeyoatie on twitter posted this picture, with the caption, “Naw, Sevco unry comin’ “
Can you do better ?
Is that the new Klan headgear that sevco imbecile is wearing?
I thought you weren’t supposed to see their faces.
Now that’s what you call a mouth breather.
BTW. Going by that biffer beside him, their orcettes urny gettin’ any prettier.
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Haw mister, you not been eating your bread?
Said it before Ralph, it doesn’t matter how many times we say they are a new club the media are donning their cloth ears. The idiot commentator on TV said st.j had only beaten the other team 14 times in their history. The filthy scum will be sullying our stadium soon enough and it will be back to the same old shit from them. Makes me sick.
HH
Caption: “Kris Commons takes Deila’s diet regime too far”
Ralph,
I’m no fan of SOuthampton, but I think you’re being a bit harsh on players who choose to go there, given thier recent transfer dealings and where players move on to after them. In the past two seasons, you’re looking at players going to Liverpool (Lovren, Lallana, Clyne, Lambert), Manchester United (Shaw, Schneiderlein), Arsenal (Chambers)and SPurs (Aldereweild – ok they didn’t own him, but loaned him, he impressed and Spurs “swooped in”), and then there are the players they have nurtured and sold on before then (Walcott and Oxlade-Chamberlain to Arsenal, Bridge to Chelsea, and of course Bale to Real Madrid via Spurs). SO 8 players over the past few years that have moved on to one of the top 6 clubs in that league, and certainly “big” clubs. So it’s not unreasonable that players would look at Southampton as a good stepping stone to settle into that league before getting a bigger move. Rumours are Wanyama will be moving on in January/summer, with SPurs and Chelsea rumoured (Spurs probably given the manager has worked with him before.
ALso, it’s not like they steal our players – they’ve shipped us £30-35 million over the past three years, and before that gave us money for Hooiveld!
Spot on Spidey.
Spidey,
Do you think Someone at Celtic could phone Southampton and tell them we have a great player called Boerrigter?
Asking price, around 10m!
Koeman might be the fly in the ointment there….but maybe we could offer Scepovic too on a buy one get one free deal!
Sounds cool to me lol!
10m Embassy coupons and a blow on a ragmans trumpet.
Tam the Tim, don’t worry Dave King has a big plan. He’s going to bring oldco ‘out of liquidation’ Simples!
“sevco fans hail appointment of new manager bill struth as he takes his seat on the bench”
Great stuff as usual, Ralph
Don’t let the “stop the politics” ranters put you off.- One of the things I’ve always liked about the diary is that no topic is out of bounds. Those who moan about non-football content should lighten up. Nobody’s forcing you to read it. -It’s like watching a TV program where they warn about language and/or “scenes of a sexual nature” then phoning in later to complain about the fucking (<see what I did there?). If you don't like it, ignore it, or don't watch/read it.
BTW1: Simunovic is out with an ankle injury
BTW2: "Speaking of the Ajax game …" – Unless I'm mistaken Janko hasn't played Ajax in Glasgow yet…
Good call. I took the quote without checking. MSM here I come
… you could always pretend to support Clyde or Thistle.. 🙂
“Aye Son, I’m waiting on Mr King resurrecting me.”
Davie Weir makes 2angers bench as a distraught Ian Black demands his severance pay…
That wasn’t funny at all!
Oh damn that’s it I’m hanging up my fun boots and taking up Pessimism for a career.
Got any tips?
Caption: “would you like a Locket for your sore throat Mrs Thatcher”?
Wee Bhoy,
” Are Sevco the planks of wood you’re sitting on ” ?
Holy see,
How are you my friend?
Wee Bhoy ” can I get your autograph Mr.Paisley “?
David Cameron picture of beastiality yesterday. Young Cameron on the road to Necrophilia picture today. Tomorrow’s picture should be interesting.
“It’s ok mister. Yer no deid. It’s only yer holding company that died.”
Tony,
Lol
We have a winner.
What did I win?
A lifetime supply of Vagisil.
Fuck pessimism for a living the comedy boots are going back on.
CarlJungleBhoy
You are correct – Janko’s comments were after the Dundee game, not Ajax.
I’m surprised Janko was singled out for criticism when he has atleast shown promise in an attacking sense.
I’ve never seen a full back stand almost at 280 degrees from his opponent from 5-8 yards away so clearly showing him the outside but not being close enough that if he turns inside you can challenge him, but instead are left with a 280 degree turn to make – or an 80 degree turn which will mean turning your back on the opponent.
Until I watched Blackett against Ajax that is.
If its correct there is no option to buy then I have no understanding of why he is there – not until Kieran Tierney has proven hes not ready for the step up yet – something he hasnt done yet.
The choice of personnel for tonights match I disagree with is Commons. I agree hes had a good 2 games but he blatantly has almost disregard when it comes to domestic opponents he would barely bother chasing a ball and most likely shoot every time he gets the ball.
Danny,
Cannae score if you dinnae shoot tho!
you must RD Posting in disguise as you have the same hatred of commons,lets play our most skilful players and leave out shit like Johansen as for not having a target man wasnt the knee biter meant to be that
Donny,
Shut the fuck up. You’re way out of your element!
Danny,
Did you enjoy Commons goal tonight?
I did nearly as much as I enjoyed Johansens.
Both goals a prime example of what each can bring to the side I think.
When they play to their best that is.
Is your name Danny?
Yes it is now.
The year is 2080
The setting is somewhere in Govan
A little sevco Vl supporter asks
‘Mr King, where’s the war chest?
GASL replies
Oh for fuck sake!!!
Lol!
Caption MKll.
‘Haw mister whits wrang wi you?’
‘Aw son, a sellt everythin a hud, all ma organs, eyes,ears,heart kidneys,lungs even ma fuckin skin and pit it oan the Tic tae win 7-0 against Raith.
Am never gonna listen tae that Ralph again.’
Ha s the mass suicide at the daily retard sports section been reported yet,see the loaf man claimed sevco tax dodgers were every bit as good as St johnstone, well great because saints are at best mediocre and probably not as good as that
This is the most positive post you’ve ever written about Celtic that’s not about Celtic that I’ve read, keep on those meds.
After four years of reading your blog I suddenly realized that you have never played football, not even the school team. Your quite happy to jump on the bandwagon when thing aren’t going well, but don’t give the praise when otherwise.
Never watched it either.
Now that’s funny.
Anybody got a stream for the match? I’ve tried Roja Directa, First Row Sports and Circ (or something like that) and none of them are showing the match..HELP!!!!!
Ignore my last post (like you all always do!!) the stream just came on First Row Sports…must have been having trouble getting it up…er um!
GET IT RIGHT FUCKING UP YE MCINNES…..
Monti, you must be John Collins 😉
Joan Collins.
Michael Collins.
Michelle Collins
Lewis Collins
ColinStein
In the last 8, Celtic kid Nesbitt getting debut (as the intrepid reporter Ralph predicted), clean sheet and plenty of chances. Not the most entertaining but hey ho – we are through and some irnae.
Begone foul Undead and are their Black Magic Hat, plus those Posturing Sheep with their wee Hun coach.
Hearts left it late tonight looks like Killie pushed them all the way.
Be some tired legs this week in training 😉
Is that you talking about legs now? It was haircuts the other day….sniff.
Wait till I get onto Sphincters Monti you out of all the people on here I think are going to love that.
So your girlfriend knows me then?
Mighty Aberdeen beaten by a third placed championship club. So beatable after all. Whatever next Sevco beaten by a premier club – totally expected yet somehow not by the media or the orcs! Funny old world. Some good Sevco jokes with the skeleton. Another win for the Bhoys and momentum gathers. How about this one wee Bhoys to Dave King Skelton – oh cmon Dave tie heart’s no in it and a sunny see a wallet either!
Fxxxing spell check!
Ironic isn’t it?…McInnes was just saying that Aberdeen’s best chance of silverware was the Cups…ooopah!!
Raith. Good result, clean sheet. Some regulars got some rest. Ross County away is probably the draw to avoid next round. Otherwise, nothing scary. See how important Commons is to us? It would be good to get a home draw next. After that, it’s Hampden.
Ralph,
I have some concerns about Charlie, he is talking about young mens haircuts and legs….
Ralph,
I have some concerns about all this talk about footballers legs.
In modern day football legs are crucial, as are feet. (and toes).
Haircuts are optional.
Must be an age thing Jim, Charlie is getting on a bit.
Probably had a thing for big Morag out of ‘ Take the High Road ‘ in his youth.
Oh how I miss my dear old Morag
In Luss she found her fame
I used to watch her daily
As she shouted out his name
A guy she loved called Monti
In a waiting room they met
He had gone for fungal treatment
She had took he cat to the vet
Yet all this never stopped them
Even though their sex life was so shite
She’d be on her Dildo
Him on babestation every night
Hair- check
Legs- check
Poetry- check.
Sniff.
What a very lacklustre game last night. What happened to the spirit we had on Sunday?
Jim,
Deila is the man, keep the faith!
Lol.
Cheers Monti, I think we will be fine against the Herts.
Some match stats from last night..
Possession 63% – 37%
Chances 22 – 5
On Target 6 – 2
Corners 6 – 0
6 Changes made to the side from Sunday Bitton Boyata Izzy Griffiths all rested too which I think made for a less convincing win.
A win all the same and another clean sheet which is nice.
Thought Efe and Blackett combined well as a central pairing and both FB’s has solid games particularly young Janko who scooped his 2nd MOTM in the space of a week.
2 good goals should really have buried a couple more truth be told.
Not clinical enough again and the Manager highlighted this post match.
Comfortable win no drama that’s 5 straight wins in the Diddy Cup now scoring 15 without conceding a goal under Deila.
I suppose some will find fault in that no doubt.
Yaaaawwwn!
Late night on Babestation Monti?
What’s ‘ Babestation ‘?
Edwyn Collins?
Skeleton to wee boy: “Son, I’ve got a bone to pick with you….”
Phil Collins
https://youtu.be/8qt1FfNo90g
I know it’s a bit CQN, but I’m going to be the first comment on Ralphs new post in 1/4 hours time.
Jim,
What is that podium shite all about over on CQN?
(Ralph, can you send me a heads up 2 mins before you post? thanks)
He’s tied up this morning Jim you might have a wee wait on your hands.
Bondage now is it?
Now that’s funny.
Hair, legs and now bandage?
Oh dear
Just my luck! I need to go to see someone in hospital soon, so I’ll leave the No. 1 spot to you Charlie.