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All New Zombielines

Same old Alloa…always cheatin!

William MacSandwich, Kilwinning


See….I’m not so shite a manager after all!

Super Ally, Beechgrove Garden


I haven’t gone away you know….

Craigy Whyte, Motherwell


If I was judged fit and proper don’t you think I’d be in the bloody first team!

Davie King, Castlemilk


That’s fine Mr Traynor… keep sending us your statements and we’ll publish it under our names.

Matthew and Chris, Evening Times


Hey…don’t forget me!

Dick Wilson, BBC Scotland


Great progress under McCall, we used to dream about beating Livingston, now we dream about beating Hibs!

Zombies, everywhere


The solution to our problems? Headlines about buying some new players..always worked for David Murray

S McCall, Doldrums


Crisis, of course it’s not a crisis, my hair is meant to be this high!

Paul Murray, Worth It!


Can we stop playing you every week…

Alloa fans, Bored!


You have reached The Easdales, for an emergency loan, press 1.

Sandy plc, Greenock


Such consistency from Rangers; Sports Direct advertising, Sports Direct superstore…

M Ashley, The Bank


It’s up to the players to step up. No me obviously but somebody, Any more pies?

K Boyd, Couch


Nomad?…I don’t know any Rangers fans that are no mad! Try the lamb!

Andy Cameron, Edmiston Club Open Mic Night


Rangers are just lucky they appointed Stuart McCall. Ronnie Deila would have lost that game.

C Sutton, Norwich


Hi, its Kris Commons, yeah I miss Rangers, don’t Rangers fans?

K Commons, UrineExtractor


Hi, is that SARS? It’s me again….can I get the money back and I’ll just accept the jail sentence!

Davie King. Jo’Burg

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Franco Baresi
8 years ago

Dave, the wages are due on Thursday – can you call me back, Dave, Dave? – P.Murray, stand in chairman, newco zombie FC

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