Same old Alloa…always cheatin!
William MacSandwich, Kilwinning vine.co/v/OVplYzra5vb
See….I’m not so shite a manager after all!
Super Ally, Beechgrove Garden
I haven’t gone away you know….
Craigy Whyte, Motherwell
If I was judged fit and proper don’t you think I’d be in the bloody first team!
Davie King, Castlemilk
That’s fine Mr Traynor…..you keep sending us your statements and we’ll publish it under our names.
Matthew and Chris, Evening Times
Hey…don’t forget me!
Dick Wilson, BBC Scotland
Great progress under McCall, we used to dream about beating Livingston, now we dream about beating Hibs!
The solution to our problems? Headlines about buying some new players..always worked for David Murray
S McCall, Doldrums
Crisis, of course it’s not a crisis, my hair is meant to be this high!
Paul Murray, Worth It!
Can we stop playing you every week…
Alloa fans, Bored!
You have reached The Easdales, for an emergency loan, press 1.
Sandy plc, Greenock
Such consistency from Rangers; Sports Direct advertising, Sports Direct superstore…
M Ashley, The Bank
It’s up to the players to step up. No me obviously but somebody, Any more pies?
K Boyd, Couch
Nomad?…I don’t know any Rangers fans that are no mad! Try the lamb!
Andy Cameron, Edmiston Club Open Mic Night
Rangers are just lucky they appointed Stuart McCall. Ronnie Deila would have lost that game.
C Sutton, Norwich
Hi, its Kris Commons, yeah I miss Rangers, don’t Rangers fans?
K Commons, UrineExtractor
Hi, is that SARS? It’s me again….can I get the money back and I’ll just accept the jail sentence!
Davie King. Jo’Burg