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Celtic Diary Monday February 9: Deila the Director

After eight months in charge, and visible signs of progress on the field and off it, Ronny Deila could be forgiven for sitting in his office this morning with a wee bit of a smile on his face. The doubters have been dispelled, the critics have been crushed, and the writers have ran out of alliteration.

Saturdays win over Dundee was a sixth consecutive victory wiothout conceding a goal. It seems that not only are the supporters buying into the Ronny Revolution ( enough alliteration -Ed ) , the players are already there.

Some of us who doubted Deila in the early days-and I have to admit that I wasn’t one hundred per cent behind him, as we saw in diaries such as ” Who is this fucking idiot ? ” and “Send for Mark McGhee! ” , but he’s stuck to his guns, done things his way , and the results are there for everyone to see.

At first, when the Norwegian arrived in a blaze of anonymity, supporters were still mourning the loss of a true Celtic man in Neil Lennon, who had finally annoyed the board enough to be mutually consented. When Deila came in, there were a number of loan signings who were clearly not Celtic class that were given a place in the team ahead of the players who had won the league the previous season, and had earned the right to test themselves in the champions league.

Ronny attracted criticism by ignoring them, and fielding such luminaries as Jo Inge Berget, and the returned loannee Calum MacGregor. no disprespect to MacGregor, indeed he p[erformed well, but the balance and mood of the team was upset, and consequently some embarrassing results were recorded against sides that should have , if not been beaten, at least known they’d been in a game.

Is it a coincidence that most of these ” new ” players, Denaayer and Gordon excepted, are now banished to the reserves or worse, and that the team is now performing ? Is it a coincidence that the strongest line up is actually the one that finished last season, with just a tinkering to the system and a bit of work on the fitness levels ?

It may have taken Deila a few months to realise this, and it may also simply be the case that he wanted to assess what he had, and that in itself is only fair to players, but the point is that he has realised, and not only has he accepted that the players presented to him as squad additions , were, in fact, the last throw of the dice for the current scouting team.

None of those who joined in the summer, again, excepting Gordon and Denaayer and possibly Guidetti, have been worth the trouble. Tonev, Wakaso, Berget, and I’m sure there were a couple of others, but I’m fecked if I can remember them, were a waste of time.

This transfer window just gone has seen a shift in policy. no more loans, and three players signed permanently. Mackay Steven and Armstrong amongst the brightest prospects in Scotland, and Michael duffy , who had been making a name for himself with Derry City.

Players who are hungry, players who will not feel they are doing us a favour by signing for Celtic, and thus they will be keen to impress.

Proving a point , or what will prove the point , is the case in hand at Ibrox. Five loan players in to ” help out “. four of whom have decided that they don’t fancy it at all and are now injured.

A cynic could argue that Deila had no need to make those wholesale changes to the line up and system from day one, but as a new man with new ideas he had to, otherwise nothing would have changed, and the players may well have continued in their comfort zone, putting in the effort when needed to win the league, but pretty much not giving a toss in the cups.

Alls well that ends well, though, and despite early misgivings, Deila has got the players onside. He has also got the players in that have caught his eye, and not the eyes of the scouts who have operated under the motto that if you fling enough shit at the wall, then some of it will stick.

For every Wanyama there was a Balde, a Pukki and a Boerrigter. There was more success when plundering out of contract British players, such as Ledley and Matthews, and of course Gary Hooper was a decent find, as was Fraser Forster, but again, all of these came to Celtic to prove themselves, and not to do us a favour.

One of the biggest problems in English football, and probably the one that will ultimately kill the game off in England, is the constant spending of big money on foreign imports, meaning that the money generated by the EPL is actually being spent outwith the country, which in turn probably explains why all the clubs are in debt, and is certainly a factor in the underperforming national side.

Promising players in the lower leagues are no longer going to the big clubs, and developing in the way that the likes of Ian Rush and others did in the past.

If Celtic continue to be the big spenders in Scotland. well, the biggest, a couple of million isn’t exactly big spending these days, then at least the money is staying up here and benefitting everyone.

There is always the danger that Scotlands top players will be lured south, but to be hinest, thats always happened, so theres no real problem there, but the return of the talented Paul dixon north after a torrid time in England may help to persuade others to stay in Scotland a little longer, and move when they are in their mid twenties, when they are more able to deal with a new environment, than jumping at the first decent contract that is placed in front of them.

The SFA, who are supposed to look after the game in Scotland, could do worse than set up an independent group of ex players and managers to help these young players get a bit of advice from others apart from agents and media people, which could help keep their feet on the ground and teach them a thing or two about the big wide world.

Which , in turn, would see an overall higher standard of player, a higher standard of teams as they grow and learn together, and more success in Europe, which would bring in more money, which in turn could be re-invested in youth, and the circle then grows, and everybodys happy.

Deila may have improved Celtic, in fact there seems to be little doubt he has improved the mentality at the club, but the knock on effect could be much wider if players and managers at other clubs follow his lead. One thing Ronny isn’t getting enough praise for is keeping the main players at Celtic, something he had said all along was his priority, and something which hasn’t received the credit it deserves.

The next step towards glory is at Firhill tomorrow night, when Celtic play Partick in the rescheduled New Year derby game. We might see the new boys on the bench, we might even see them get a start, but the point is, we are actually looking forward to seing them play, because we know what we are getting. The novelty of the exotic sounding new striker or winger has finally worn off, and supporters want to see James Forrest on one wing, and Gary Mackay Steven on the other. If Stuart Armstrong does play alongside Scott Brown in the withdrawn midfield role, then, along with Stefan Johansen, then Celtic will have an engine room with enough power and energy to supply every home in Scotland and most of northern England as well.

Looking forward to it ?

Absolutely.

When Celtic destroyed Dundee United 6-1 earlier in the season, there were signs that something special was about to happen. It kind of petered out, but now, in early February , with four trophies to chase, the momentum is back.

Lets enjoy the ride. Starting at Firhill, and keep the wheels turnig so that when Inter arrive in a couple of weeks, we’ll be ready for them. We might not beat them, but they need to know they’ve been in a game.

We could start by chucking their manager off the bench he’s on pre kick off. That could work.

If things are good at Celtic, things got even worse at the home of Second Rangers, the pretenders to the title of our biggest rivals.

They were knocked out of the Scottish Cup in front of a paltry 12,000 or so at home to Raith Rovers, who usually tend to beat them when it matters. As usual, they were bloody hopeless, as usual Lee McCulloch elbowed, stamped and fouled his way through the game, this time he got a yellow card, and it can only be a matter of time before he does finally get sent off. But only if he smuggles a gun onto the pitch and shoots someone.

The Ibrox board had been advised not to attend the game. apparently on the advice of the police.

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We have a transcript of the call….

Police : We have received information that has led us to conclude that you should not attend the game ?

Director : Is it do with safety ? Have you heard of any threats ?

Police : No, its because you’re shite . Up The Ra.

We hear that as soon as he stops giggling, Constable  O’Shaughnessey will face disciplinary action.

Kenny MacDowell, in charge over there until they can afford a proper manager was captured trackside by tv cameras writing a note..

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Again, we have a copy…

“Dear Mr. Easdale,

Kenny will not be in today as he has flu.

Signed

My mum.                         ”

We shouldn’t laugh, but we’re going to.

This was doing the rounds on twitter last night, originally, ( I think -apologies if i’m wrong ) from the huddleboard;

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I’d show it to the Ibrox management team, and ask for comments, but I think they’ve already seen it.

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Theres always room for a picture of Jimmy Bell looking miserable. The sour faced bigot even scraped the letters MAN CATHOLIC off his seat that had took me ages to paint on before the game. Though maybe some clever photoshopper could help put them back.

Then, when he sees it , we can note his reaction.

Finally , though, there is some evidence of team building and bonding over there, as this picture shows;

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Either that, or the toilets are blocked again, and the player has to wait until he gets home to take a pee. Mybe thats what Dave King was on about when he talked of work needing doing on the stadium.

Or perhaps all the shite that has eminated from there over the last couple of years has finally blocked the pipes.

Don’t mock them, it must be awful being a Rangers fan these days ….

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Alan Thompson was the man in the picture yesterday, he went from Bolton to Aston Villa to Celtic, which was pointed out yesterday by several readers who obviously have too much time on their hands.

Just kidding, but heres a thought. All MSM journalists should be forced to do a stint on an online “blog ” -they’d soon learn to check their facts.

A shameless plug now, and the Lennon CSc in Stoke is holdong its monthly meeting in the Catholic Club in Newcatle under Lyme tonight.

If you are local, pop along. Theres free beer, fre food, free cigarettes and an exotic dancer on afterwards. ( Is This right ? -Ed ) ( No, but no-one will come anyway -Ralph )

Another blast from the past now, in the colours of a club he played for at some point before he joined Celtic ( see what I did there ? )

 

 

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Jim
9 years ago

Mad mental golden boots.

holy sea
9 years ago

Ralph/Ritchie,
Excellent,truthful diary.A riveting read.
I think it’s lost on many posters,this is NOW Lenny’s team,but much fitter.The loanees have failed.Ronny has now instilled his work ethic.
As you say,” Players who are hungry,and not feel they are doing us a favour by coming here”
The accounts show 5.7M on players.Take off 2.3M for the flop Scepovic,and we have spent 3.4M on loan players.Value ? Apart from Denayer,don’t include Guidetti,as he doesn’t want to play for
us.then loan signings have been VERY costly.
The way to go,is players we know EVERYTHING about,and more importantly,they WANT to play for our great club.Hail Hail!

alvysinger
9 years ago

PDC before TB plucked him to golden booted glory, of sorts.

Chris Bhoy
9 years ago

Great Diary as usual Ralph, the way we are performing now maybe your 7-0 wont be far away.
See you tonight exotic dancer or not

greg
9 years ago

Hope you’re not going to the game tomorrow. It’s Wednesday it’s on.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Ralph,rather pedantic is our greg their.No comment on the fine prose.Wonder what team he supports ? Or maybe it’s just Monday morning blues.Or both! lol

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Your some man Ralph.He would need to be up early,to catch you out.Great!

holy sea
9 years ago

Meant to add,I am LOVING the Zombies pain.I know
Tom Campbell said,we shouldn’t be rubbing it in.
With respect,to Tom,that’s his opinion.For many thousands,like me,their turmoil is karma.For nine years in the CHEATING 90’s,we were ridiculed going to away games.They mocked and laughed at us.Questioned why we went,and how so few were on the bus for away games.
However,we stood tall,faithful through and through.and snide comments like,” long may your team sink to the depths of depravity ” are now from a distant past.
So,Tom and others,please let us enjoy,this pay-back time.If you dish it out,then they have to accept the consequences!
A BIG HAIL HAIL TO ALL UNREPENTENT FENIANS!!

Dresden
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

holy sea, may I eat Jelly and Ice cream for ever more 😀

To Hell with them and that despicable bigot Bell.

A BIG HAIL HAIL TO ALL MY FELLOW UNREPENTENT FENIANS!!

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Dresden

Join the club,m8.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

A favourite of mine,Highland Paddy.With the chorus,’ We will rise in the morning with the fenian band,rise in the morning with the fenian band ‘
Nothing better than a wee rebel or two to start the day!

Dresden
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

I’ll sing along to Highland Paddy, washing down the jelly and ice cream with a Highland Park 😀

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

Dresden,
A fine dram,may I add

dziekanowski's nightclub child
9 years ago

Mr Leeeetel problem Di Canio.

I am totally behind Ronny now, I’ve been wavering from behind him at the start to get rid of him a few months into the season.

M’on the quadruple

DannyBhoy
9 years ago

That’s Paolo Leetil problem, Di Canio who has now turned into a bone fide nut case!

Jimbo
9 years ago

That’ll be Paolo Di Canio

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago

To suggest this is Lennys team is too simplistic.
Lennys Team was out of both Cups and Europe by this time last Season.
Deilas Team of course isn’t.
That’s down to numerous factors of course Tactics ,fitness,System and motivation.
You want confirmation of that go read this:

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spfl/kris-commons-i-had-to-change-ronny-deila-s-mind-1-3683108

Kris Commons on Ronny Deila

““He wants us to be elite athletes, 24 hours a day. That was a big hit for lads who had not done that for four years and getting that way when you are not winning games, as it was at the start of the season, is more difficult than when you are winning.”

A very revealing Interview and well worth a read when you have time.

Jerseybhoy
9 years ago

Hoping to get a ticket for Tannadise for the Cup quarter final against Dundee United when the draw is made this afternoon.Its a stick on.

Jerseybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  Jerseybhoy

What did I tell you.fucking conspiracy.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Jerseybhoy

You did.
The law of averages doesn’t apply to cup draws for us,getting a home tie.Out of last 18,we have only had 2 home draws!

the real Anton Rogan
9 years ago

Benito Mussolini

Bobby Petta's Statue
9 years ago

12,000? Very generous of you Ralph. Convention dictates its best to round down in such circumstances.

Great read as ever.

deadhead67
9 years ago

the managers still shit

Dan The Man
9 years ago
Reply to  deadhead67

AhHaHaHa! Is that the best you can come up with now ,run out of credible ammunition Deadhead 67 ,Ah haHaHa!!! Bet you can’t wait till we lose, too late pal Ronnie is on a roll. Next stage of the Ronnie Revolution a win over IM a cup final win and through to the next round of the SC then onwards and upwards to the League Title.

elcormaco
9 years ago

I m still going to reserve judgement on Ronny. Yes the team are clicking right now, winning games and keeping clean sheets, and yes I m happy with the direction of signing policy (how much can this be credited to Ronny I wonder) and yes I m pleased we didn’t sell any main players in January. I m now very confident we’ll win the league with a bit to spare and get at least one other cup but…. I still cant get over the team selections and naivety of our CL qualifiers, he is still prone to saying the odd cringe worthy comment and essentially after all his experimentation the team line up has reverted to what it was under Lenny any way (except for Biton), so I m not going to hail some one who takes you on a big journey before arriving back to the start (unless of course he’s a coach tour driver)

To be clear, I m not saying get him out, but the season still has a long way to go, lets win some things first.

About 10 000 at aye brokes? No doubt they’ll claim the crowd was due to their protests, I d just like to say it was very honourable of them then to put those protests aside last weekend to attend Hampden and sing sectarian songs for 2 hours. Very dignified there lads.

“We want our club back,, no returning to Ibrox til they b’starts are gone”

“That’s it big man, bang on. But we re playing Sellic next week, and I m bursting to sing “no Pope of Rome, it’s been ages”

“Oh aye, me too brother, well Hampden isn’t Ibrox, and it’s the Sellic and that, so we are temporarily lifting our protest for one day of glorious singing at the Tims, before immediately re instating it again before we get humped, I mean play, again. We are allowed to break it for one day, a bit like having St Patrick’s day off Lent” *brothers glare at him accusingly* “or something. We arra peepil!!”

They are now a genuine first division club – small attendances, bulked up by glory hunters when they make the occasional run in a cup, only to come crashing down to bleak reality again when its over, with half the fans who were there the week previously nowhere to be seen.

It has lost some of the initial comedy value as losses like against Raith is now their true level rather than an aberration, but I remember their 9 in row years too well to wish nothing less than this shambles continuing for a long, long time to come, listening to Chick Young sex wee himself if he came within twenty feet of Walter, believing the “for every fiver” shite, this is our time, and I m loving it.

m1kks
9 years ago

Sitting in the pub wi them in the nineties being told that we were so far behind it would take 15 years to catch there reserve team……haha well we’ve have caught up and wiped the smugness right of their faces. BTW I cant see the last picture for the comp two days in a row.

Morto
9 years ago

OK, I admit I was a Ronny doubter when he arrived and I can accept some humble pie coming my way now.
However, I do believe he was out of his depth when he arrived and has developed his own credentials even more than those of the players to get to where we are now.
I don’t think the current team is any better than the one that ended last season (it’s vitually the same anyway!) so we haven’t improved overall although we are now light years ahead of where we were in August.
If he can keep that momentum going I’ll be back at Greggs for some more of that pie and will be gald to do so.

holy sea
9 years ago

Predictable ? After hearts and Dundee away in the Cup,we have now got Dundee United away.
4 games to a Treble,is the way to look at it!

Half_Fool
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

Completely predictable.

I see that Raith Rovers has been “rewarded’ with an away to ICT.
We all know that if yon Undead F.C. had gone through, there is no way they would have gotten that draw. I would have loved to have heard the MSM talk-up the zombies playing Spartans at home.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Half_Fool

Yes,and the BBC loyal,would have shown that game live,m8.

Half_Fool
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

Totally.

Thankfully they were humiliated at home, destroyed at their dump, bullied in their box, culled in their coffin and over-run by their overlords; the mighty Raith.
Isn’t it Great!
1) They are OOT!!!
2) We don’t have to potentially hear anymore of that potential “OF” Hype/Tripe matchup from the Laptop loyal, at least for this season.

Now we can turn our attention to the real Glasgow derby on Wednesday 🙂

yestim
9 years ago

Some good points Ralph, but I would like to mention the fact that Bitton has been playing very steadily in the holding role with Brown. May be a coincidence that we are winning games without losing goals, but still think he deserves a some praise.

Steveo
9 years ago

Yh PDC in his AC days – great player alongside Pierre Cadette & Andreas but totally mercenary like the other two – Andreas was just streets ahead of everyone else who played for celtic at that time cept the Maestro of course!!

Hell mend sevco karma is a bitch & long may their troubles continue – looking forward to fall out from the EGM.

Part of me wants a treble but I’m torn between that & wanting to see them fail to get out of championship this season so would I sacrifice a treble to see them fail to make it out of the play offs at end of season?? If us only getting the title & a cup would guarantee them not getting promotion Yes I probably would!!

Half_Fool
9 years ago

Great Diary Ralph.

Spectrum is Green
9 years ago

Is that Travis Bickle?

9 years ago

Ralph

Don’t understand all the praise today. The Diary is always as good as this. It’s just that today’s is a bit better 🙂

I do not agree with Forrest on any wing. Does not produce enough for me and loses the ball too easily too often. Good wingers make their runs count. Wee Jamsie just hurts hisself!!

hs. The players may have played under Lenny but I challenge anyone to say it is the same team. Yes, Lenny gave more than expected in the first two seasons but last season this team produced drudgery that managed to win a league when all the others fell apart. But that was it. The thunder was fading into a whimper. Ronny has restored some life into the team, is still in the cups and has restored some hope to the support. And all of that from an apparently disastrous takeover in terms of fans attitude, players attitude, hopeless new signings and a need to instill some freshness into performances that would attract disaffected supporters back to games. In all honesty, I was dreading whre we would go if Lenny had remained in charge without a hefty signing budget.

Other than that, I am very happy. Even if your photo today, Ralph, is Goebbels in his pyjamas.

Heil Heil!!

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