Its the turn of the year and people have been asking “Any Resolutions?”
Which got me thinking “What could Celtic related resolutions be…”
Dermot Desmond
Travel more. Try Scotland, maybe around about AGM time for instance
Peter Lawwell
Exercise more. Extract finger from arse and use your so called elected power at Mount Florida for maximum affect. Starting with querying every utterance from Neil Doncaster in respect to assurances from and for Sevco. Also stop watching Moneyball on Netflix and actually just sign-off the purchase of the immediate quality we need, at least now and again please!
John Park
Get back to nature. Actually ask the manager what he wants transfer wise rather than just using eHarmony style algorithmns that may occasionally throw up a VVD but usually give us a Pukki or a Balde.
Ronnie Deila
Study left wing politics. Hire a Striking coach.
John Collins
Help Others. Stop showing the players your old Predator boot free kicks on YouTube and actually help improve the side.
John Kennedy
Lose Weight. Help Ronnie dump the excess dross from the squad
Jason Denayer
Take up an instrument. Stop talking like a £10m player and actually try playing like one
Kris Commons
Spend more time with family. Your English family, probably somewhere near the M62 if Lenny can find a few quid!
Efe Ambrose
Go to Theatre more. See if a hypnotist can help you recall being a World cup worthy and African Nations Cup winning defender!
Virgil Van Djik
Go Green. Take the night bus home from Stringfellows.
Tony Stokes
Take up Gardening. Put a shed in that new hair
John Guidetti
Eat more bran. Will help you shit or get off the pot.
James Forrest
Give more gifts. Anything if it means more protective bubble wrap around you.
Neil Doncaster
Get to Gym more. This will help you carry Stewarts, Campbells and your own bags when you all exit
Chris Sutton
Exercise less. Give the barbed tongue a rest.
Keith Jackson
Learn a new language. Try English…start by looking up Journalism in the dictionary.
Celtic Fans
Save Money. Stop calling radio phone ins and talking pish
Please add your suggestions below:
Agree with the phone in comment, why is it that only idiots get on air???
Because only idiots phone up?
Laptop loyal- ditch the agendas against Celtic and be honest.The Hun today,on line,Celtic will have to pay 2M for Mackay-Steven? What Zombie wrote that.6 months of his contract to go,Max 400K.If not,sign on pre-contract,as he would be a good player for us.
Kris Commons..Get out of rented accommodation and use the rent money to pay a mortgage…Your wife will be pleased.
Leigh Griffiths…Look for another club son…there’s too many wonderfully gifted players ahead of you in the queue.
Lukas Zaluska…Go doon the Job Centre wi’ Grifiths…you must be the highest paid per. minute played goalie in the world.
RD…Just go…and take JC wi’ ye.
Get serious, Mike.
1:- You want the manager and his assistant to leave in the middle of the season – while we are still in contention for a domestic treble?
2:- Leigh Griffiths can do a job for us. Who are these ‘wonderfully gifted players’ ahead of him?
3:- Lukas Zaluska? An excellent back-up goalkeeper and one who might improve with an extended run (but he’s not likely to get that unless Gordon is injured).
Tom..
Those who know me…know my sense of humour…
You obviously don’t know me…:0)…
Hail hail
Mike
“Ewanbhoy” only idiots get onto the fone-ins because the level headed among us wont fuel their shows by foneing in to complain about the club or player we profess to support……i tuned them out long ago…..and since the written press are quite happy to perpetrate the myth that rangers survived liquidation i have stopped buying the papers too.
Agree Jim,I don’t listen to their crap or buy their crap,due to their agendas against our club.
Totally agree Jim. I don’t buy or listen to them anymore! In fact, I was so pi$$ed off by them, I moved to Germany 🙂
Any true Celtic fan should know that only drivel is broadcast about the club, look at the Tonev situation, like a pack of vultures they pounced with glee. The latest horror is McGinn sitting with Stokesy at a football match.
I refuse to listen to the Deadheids on the radio, and will not pay for their papers that are really only fie for one thing.
Bravo sir my sentiments exactly.
Tonev has been hung out to dry no proof anything was ever said yet he’s been gutted like a fish by these pricks.
As for Clydes SSB it’s like a meeting place for the mentally challenged.
..and verbally impaired.
The amount of people who listen to and contribute to the phone ins is astonishing. We only ever catch the post match ones on the way home, and thats simply to send us to sleep.
Lol I use it as pick me up after eating the wifes cooking.
Seriously just how many Celtic and Sevfers fans have speech impediments?
Half them sound like they are chewing a fucking inner tube on the phone.
Bolton’s ground is just of the M61… just saying!!
Just off… I should have said… nowt like getting the spelling wrong when you’re correcting someone, is there?
Karma loves a peddant lol
M61…doh!
Ive been in the Reebok back in big Sam days….wasnae driving mind so thats my only excuse considering I used to travel that fecking road every day
I was working with McAlpines Plant when that was built.
Never been in it since but passed it many times on route to Manchester from Blackburn.
I will be taking a game in soon though Interested to see how they are shaping up under Lenny.
Peter Lawwell: Sign a good manager, we need a manager that is capable of punching above their weight, another MON or GS, we need someone thst can make a whole thats greater than the sum of the parts. Look at Simeone, betters Real and Barca with a fraction of the finance and plays TWO strikers.
Former players: Don’t have a go at the club for the sake of it or 30 pieces of silver. If your dig is based on something evidence based, then make it known, or at least a reason why you can’t.
Desi
Build up my stamina by drinking milk from the Dairy every day. The best nourishment on the blogesphere.
I also would appreciate some rational and credible reports in the Celtic View. It is more like Peter Lawwell’s toilet paper than a candid review.
H H
My New Year resolution was to be more apathetic…but I couldnae be bothered keeping it!!!!! Hail, hail me a taxi.