Murray the Showman
Murray the Showman,
Had very floppy hair
The AGM said No,
Paul it’s time to go,
No-body wants you there
But Murray, the Showman,
Is in no hurry on his way,
Though he waves goodbye,
Sayin’ “I won’t cry!”
“I’ll be back again someday.”
Away in a CEO
Away in a Fir Park, no cause for a ban,
The little Lord Lawwell played the wrong hand.
The Guys in the Green Brigade looked shocked ‘twat he said,
Had Little Lordy Peter stopped taking his meds?
The sights now are lowing, the truth now awakes,
But little Lordy Lawwell no apology he makes.
We pay Thee, Lord Lawwell, a reckoning is nigh
Be careful Lordy Peter to fall from so high.
So hear we, Lord Peter, We ask Thee to mind
We hold the purse-strings and we arenae blind
Protect all the dear Celts now in thy well renumerated care,
or leave us in Paradise, cause we wont miss you there.
Jungle Bells
Oh, jungle bells, jiungle bells
Jungle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to laugh
At a Sevco AGM day
jungle bells, jiungle bells
Jungle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to laugh
At a Sevco AGM day
The Little Drummer Boy
Vote they told me
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
No Davie King to see
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
Our finest moans we bring
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
The board are just laughing
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb,
dumb, dumb dumb dumb,
dumb, dumb dumb dumb
Tried to evict Brian
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
Cant do sums
Little Ally
Pa rum pum pum pum
Youre not a poor Hun too
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
I have no 880 grand earnings
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
That’s liberty piss-taking
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb,
dumb, dumb dumb dumb,
dumb, dumb dumb dumb
Shall I march for Jim
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
With my drum
Murray nodded
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
The Mason and Bam kept time
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
I played my drum for Jim
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
I played the Sash for Him
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb,
dumb, dumb dumb dumb,
dumb, dumb dumb dumb
The Board still ignored me
Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb
I feel so dumb, dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb, dumb
Anyone Want to buy a drum?
Malcolm The Blue Nosed Requisitioner
You know Paul, and McColl, and
Dingwall, and Chrissy,
Wilson, and Murdoch, and
Houston and Findlay
But do you recall
The most famous Requisitioner of all
Malcolm The Red Nosed Requisitioner
had a very well skelped arse
and if you ever saw it
you would say his wallet must be made of glass.
All of the other Requisitioners
used to pretend and say he’s fine
But all the real Board members
Wouldnt give him any time.
Then one foggy AGM eve
Sandy came to say:
“Murray with your arse so skelped,
Your voting chance is shot to hell!”
Then all the Requisitioners loved him
Cause they had been rejected too,
Malcolm The Blue Nosed Requisitioner,
Feck off there nothing more to do!
AGM Night
AGM night, huns in the shite!
Board are calm, futures so bright.
Round yon staircase, Easdales and Brian.
Talking revenge on Ally for lying,
Sleep with the fishes Al,
Sleep with the fishes Al
AGM night, huns in the shite!
Dingwall quakes at phone light.
Easdale plots another plan
Revenge awaits the fat ugly fan,
Sleep with the fishes Mark,
Sleep with the fishes Mark
AGM night, huns in the shite!
Chuck, toasts with his pal Craig.
They raise another glass to their lips
To the cashcow that they get to strip,
Watch your ship, sink down Huns!
Watch your ship, sink down Huns!
Craig White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a Craig White Christmas
Just like the ones Huns used to face
Where the Overdrafts glistens
and raging huns are smitten
Screaming No Surrender up the marble staircase.
I’m dreaming of a Craig white Christmas
With every requisitioner the Board smites
May your administration be hairy and shite
And may all your downfalls be Craig White.
I’m dreaming of a Craig White Christmas
With every Transfer request Ally writes
May your liquidation be a final goodnight
And may all Timaloys praise Craig White.
And the winner is : Craig Whyte Christmas.
can’t get it out of my head now, bit like Craig Whyte!
lazurus fc so bad they killed it twice
Personally, little drummer boy just shades Craigy Whyte
Christmas for me.
Ra dumb dumb dumb dumb line,needs no words.
Dumb and Dumber have reeked havoc at broken Ibrokes.
Thanks for all your imaginative and humorous blogs.
The joys of Christmas to you all.
So they thought I was daft at work for singing out loud, what’s new! Great stuff