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Etims Caption Competition

Following a strange week that has included a Semi Final where Celtic didn’t turn up, unlike Neil Lennon’s anger at Murdo McLeod column( Oh My! – Ed);  a  Transfer Window seemingly sponsored by Tramadol and then poor old  Lord Nimmo Smith having to hear submissions from OldCo and then surprisingly Newco, we thought it a perfect time for a wee Friday Caption Competition.

Thanks to Matt Stewart for this excellent picture.

 

chuck-wean

 

To kick us off Matt offers

Sick of talking through his erse, Charley demonstrates the Sevco youth conveyor belt!

Any ideas?,  lets hear them please.

Please send in your submissions via the Comments section below.

 

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Estadio
11 years ago

Ticketless Celtic fan’s plan to get into Juve game is revealed!

Estadio
11 years ago

“Wait till you see what I’ve got under my hat!!!!!”

Mike Annis
11 years ago

That’ll teach the ball boy to lie on the ball

Ewen C
11 years ago

Fat Sally mistakenly lets both faces be seen at the same time.

Estadio
11 years ago

“Arse about face!”

Sweeney Hughes
11 years ago

Sleekit Sally: ‘A cannae remember eating that!!”.

schoosh71
11 years ago

Scottish Freemasonry Revealed

scuds67
11 years ago

the first of the rangers players emerge from the tunnel

Estadio
11 years ago

Sevcohuns everywhere sing along……

“We’re shite and we know we are”

Estadio
11 years ago

“I tell you ma piles are sticking out so far I’ve given them all names”

Raymobhoy
11 years ago

Charles Green – “Jim Traynor, thats where you’ve been then.”

Estadio
11 years ago

“I bet you’ll never guess Charlie’s ring tone”!

HoudiniBhoy
11 years ago

Traynor Suppositories; The alternative to sucking on a Murray

Mike Bhoyle
11 years ago

Ah’ve hid the day aff….
Fae climbing chimneys.

AntoniousF
11 years ago

Right Mr Whyte, whose pocket do you want me to pick next, when i am done with Mr Hector here?

AntoniousF
11 years ago

Talking Shite

Sean Cahill
11 years ago

Now, where did that wee f****r get to? He was here a minute ago.

Diegoinhoops
11 years ago

Young Charles Green insists – “when i bought this jacket i made sure that included the tailors family..kids and all”

Run Sammy Run
11 years ago

Ow’z about that then Guys and Gals

brian glover
11 years ago

Willie Collum confirms what we have been saying for years..yur heid’s up your arse,willie!

juvetim
11 years ago

is it a head n shoulders advert

Richie
11 years ago

Now we know why they were called Saville Row suits

johnbhoy 57
11 years ago

by the time we get to the spl this young sevconian will have played over 100 1st team games-copywrite scottish media

Estadio
11 years ago

We can see you sneaking out,
We can see-ee you-ou sneaking out

Stevo
11 years ago

Sir Walter of Smithdom continues his search for the missing Chick Young

Admin
11 years ago

A young Keith Jackson fails his practical journalism o level. However, it won’t be long before he realises, that in fact its his head which should be placed up the arse of David murray.

This picture was taken from the book “The history of the Scottish Mainstream Sports media”,

brian glover
11 years ago

I know nothing about a winding-up order and if I did I’m not paying it anyway..so there. Bottoms up!!

joe agius
11 years ago

Heads or tails?

joe agius
11 years ago

So that’s what rearing kids is all about!

joe agius
11 years ago

Having two wees at the same time gives you double satsfaction

joe agius
11 years ago

The strange tail of the man with the top hat and the bottom brat

joe agius
11 years ago

“Where are you hiding asshole?!”

joe agius
11 years ago

The two faces of Poo Manchu

joe agius
11 years ago

Dr. Jekyll and Master Hide

joe agius
11 years ago

“I’ve got the deepest feeling someone is tailing me!”

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