Following a strange week that has included a Semi Final where Celtic didn’t turn up, unlike Neil Lennon’s anger at Murdo McLeod column( Oh My! – Ed); a Transfer Window seemingly sponsored by Tramadol and then poor old Lord Nimmo Smith having to hear submissions from OldCo and then surprisingly Newco, we thought it a perfect time for a wee Friday Caption Competition.
Thanks to Matt Stewart for this excellent picture.
To kick us off Matt offers
“Sick of talking through his erse, Charley demonstrates the Sevco youth conveyor belt!”
Any ideas?, lets hear them please.
Please send in your submissions via the Comments section below.
New boss Jackie McNamara arrives at Tannadice after passing by the Dundee Lodge
Ever the traditionalist, Walter Smith does all he can to stop Lee Wallace joining up with Gordon Strachans Scotland squad
It was all a touch “Too little Too late” for Peter Odemwingle getting into QPR
Ticketless Celtic fan’s plan to get into Juve game is revealed!
“Wait till you see what I’ve got under my hat!!!!!”
That’ll teach the ball boy to lie on the ball
Fat Sally mistakenly lets both faces be seen at the same time.
“Arse about face!”
Sleekit Sally: ‘A cannae remember eating that!!”.
Scottish Freemasonry Revealed
the first of the rangers players emerge from the tunnel
Sevcohuns everywhere sing along……
“We’re shite and we know we are”
“I tell you ma piles are sticking out so far I’ve given them all names”
Charles Green – “Jim Traynor, thats where you’ve been then.”
“I bet you’ll never guess Charlie’s ring tone”!
Traynor Suppositories; The alternative to sucking on a Murray
Ah’ve hid the day aff….
Fae climbing chimneys.
Right Mr Whyte, whose pocket do you want me to pick next, when i am done with Mr Hector here?
Talking Shite
Lennon did all he could to protect his beloved James Forrest
Lord Nimmo Smith leaves Hampden by the back entrance
Now, where did that wee f****r get to? He was here a minute ago.
Young Charles Green insists – “when i bought this jacket i made sure that included the tailors family..kids and all”
Ow’z about that then Guys and Gals
Willie Collum confirms what we have been saying for years..yur heid’s up your arse,willie!
is it a head n shoulders advert
Now we know why they were called Saville Row suits
by the time we get to the spl this young sevconian will have played over 100 1st team games-copywrite scottish media
We can see you sneaking out,
We can see-ee you-ou sneaking out
Sir Walter of Smithdom continues his search for the missing Chick Young
A young Keith Jackson fails his practical journalism o level. However, it won’t be long before he realises, that in fact its his head which should be placed up the arse of David murray.
This picture was taken from the book “The history of the Scottish Mainstream Sports media”,
I know nothing about a winding-up order and if I did I’m not paying it anyway..so there. Bottoms up!!
Heads or tails?
So that’s what rearing kids is all about!
Having two wees at the same time gives you double satsfaction
The strange tail of the man with the top hat and the bottom brat
“Where are you hiding asshole?!”
The two faces of Poo Manchu
Dr. Jekyll and Master Hide
“I’ve got the deepest feeling someone is tailing me!”