When we heard that Charles “Man of a Million Promises” Green was saying that he would write a book about his time at Ibrox, mind he isnt leaving for the next 11 years!, we felt it worthy of a competition.
We can only wonder if Jim Traynor will ghost write this amazing tale ( working title “Project Monorail”? – Ed) of a not so poor Yorkshire man who managed to get so many shares just for doing so many sad wee chats with gullible punters.
Will it be finished before he rebuilds and renames Ibrox?, Will it be finished before his company (not the club!) turn a profit? Will the book, like the Truth, ever come to light?.
A slabbering Scottish Media holds its breath in anticipation!
We asked our friends on Twitter and we ask you now, care to suggest what the Book could be called?
The suggestions from Twitter included :
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@Finestpolisher – “We Aint Got No History”
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@Krys1888 – “The Complete History of Inter Sevco”
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@walsh2509 – “Where theres Muck theres Dirt”
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@kevkelly67 – “Made Up Bullshit”
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@stevieking62 – “Insolvency For Dummies”
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@mgreenwell – “Smoke & Mirrors”
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@pault1888 – “The Lying, The HoverPitch and The Tax Probe”
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@Eirebhoy – “The Untouchables”
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@kdceltic1888 – “One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest” (Sadly already been taken!)
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@Creg1888 – “50 Shades of Green – A heart warming story about an old Yorkshire businessman who fucks an entire ignorant fan base!”
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@scotzine – “Once Upon a Time in a Land far away”
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@teedee74 “Maybe even a Galaxy”
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@rsmorrow1964 – “The Diary of a Madman”
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@joeclark67 – “Hamish the Tax Man – My part in his Downfall!”
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@dominick1888 – “How to talk utter guff unhindered!”
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@maxibhoy – “Seven Deadly Sevconians”
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@StefMcDef – “20’000 Leagues Under the CFC”
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@kevhug8118 – “The Adventures of the Pied Piper of Govan”
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@bighuggles – “The Land of Make Believe”
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@mickey1888 – “How to become Rich at the Expense of Zombies”
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@petethefoot – “A Brief History of Time”
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@MeesterMartinho suggests it will retail at £16.90
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@Scottsman1978 – ” War & War”
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@Ewenjc59 – “Charlie and the Huns to Bate Factory”
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@unrepentantfb88 – “Raging rolled-up Trousered Philanthropists”
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@Ewenjc59 – “To Mock a Hunnish Horde”
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@aZombear – “Mein Kampf 2 – Chuckles Story”
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@gfstewart – “The Taxdodgers Guide to the Galaxy”
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@TamByrne – “Where there’s Huns there’s Brass!”
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@Ewenjc59 – “Stupid (red) White (And Blue) Men”
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@Nick67OD – “A Tale of Two Clubs- The best of times..the worst of times“
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@Cowiebhoy – “Die Another Day”
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@gfstewart – “Return of the Living Dead”
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@Cowiebhoy – “You only live Twice”
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@Viewsfromthejun – ” The Heist”
Please suggest a Title, (profanity welcome) in Comments below –
the harpo marx story( starring chiarles green ) as harpo
From Rags An Bone, To The Mordor Throne
Gone with the Wind
Green and Whyte, Hero and villian
The bigotoire’s bible
Green on Whyte
The newco a bear with a sore head story.
The silence of the Huns
How to rob 50 thousand Huns in a year
Ticketus To Ride
Oh Fuck!
Walking Away (With The Money)
Safe House. Ironic tales from Ibrox.
From Twitter
@firstdmc1 “The Hun-Ger Games” – ‘The World will be watching (except SMSM)’
From Twitter
@GerryMcGuigan “Green Grow the rushes OH!!!!..dear”
@chrishoy82 “Star Wars and the Fat Menace”
Trolls ‘n’ Ghouls and Hyperlinks
Ego Dominus Tuus
Gone with the Fairies
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Women Are from Venus Huns Are from Hell
a fist full of pennies
50 shades of green
The Devil Wears a camel overcoat
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Glasgow rangers green and Whyte
The 3rd Ibrox disaster.
Building A New Football Club. Tips for Newco’s
Historyonics
We’ve bought it!
The C, V, A’ s of Scottish football
Reconstructing Charlie
From Twitter :
@JamesDoleman “The Sting”
@Seanbhoy7Sean “Jackass D3”
The Crook, the Thief, his team and their EBTs
Billy Liars
Charles at Ibrox. The Early Years. The Only Years.
Little Boy Blue. An abridged version.
The Untold Story. Who are the Investors?
Charlie and Ally’s Tales from Wonderland.
Charles Greens -Quo te,since takeingover Rangers,the hatred towards his club compares it the Germans @ the Jews said at recent meeting at Ibrox on Wed nite, didn’t read anything in Thurs newspapers kept it under wraps reliable source informed me,the man is no better than Hitler,and you know what happend to him,what goes around comes around Hail
Rangers – My Inspiration by Lance Armstrong
If at First You Don’t Succeed, Lie, Lie and Lie Again.
Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems.
Tubthumping.
The Hood, The Mad & The Ugly
Revengers Assembly
Desperado
The Grapes of Buckfast
The King Charles Bible
it’s all ‘MINE-KEPT’ it all
THE FIRST KING OF SCOTLAND
Hello! Hello! We are the billy boys
Fenian’s Dreams: My Ibrox months
1967 its part in our downfall
The Callous Profiteers
The Sting ..
a fist full of sweet F A
THE DEVIL WITHIN