Keiran Tierney picked up an injury whilst with the Scotland squad this weekend, which at least means he won’t have to play for them tonight, in a friendly against Leichtenstein.

Tierney has injured his shoulder after throwing his arms in the air repeatedly during the game against Iceland and shouting “oh for fucks sake ” at the piss poor performances of his international teammates. (Are you sure ? -ed )

He can now get some rest in order to prepare for throwing his arms up in the air at the piss poor performances of his club team mates. Well, at least the defenders.

One of which won’t be Greg Taylor, who is off for a pay rise and warmer weather with PAOK Salonika, in Greece. We wish him well.

According to an AI prediction, from the 3 Added minutes website, Celtic will sign this guy…

AI believes Celtic will sign Ipswich Town forward Ali Al-Hamadi. He spent the second-half of last season with Stoke City in the second tier. The Tractor Boys let him depart on a temporary basis to get some more game time. 

As Aritificial Intelligence predicts things based on previous patterns, we can only conclude they have predicted this based on Celtic’s prior policy of signing players who can’t get a game for their current club.

The other policy Celtic could be said to have is bringing players back…Jota and Tierney are very recent examples, which means that names such as Kris Ajer and Kyogo Fuhruhashi are in the frame, and it won’t be long before Matt O’Riley jois them.

If any of this is true it shows a lack of imagination and ambition within the club, and if it isn’t , it shows a lack of imagination in the media.

More worryingly, if this is the case, Celtic Quick News, a thinly disguised outlet for the PLC board’s thoughts and cares, asked this…

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO…OLI BURKE?

I don’t think anyone cares…but it’s odd they should ask.

Elsewhere, and American “rappa ” Snoop Dogg, who had hits with such classics as, er, you google it, I can;t be arsed. No doubt they sounded like a baby screaming next to a couple of road drills battering away at the surface, has said he wants to work in a burger van at Celtic Park.

“I would love to bring a pop-up burger (van) to a sports stadium to show fans that food at stadiums can be good.

“It’s got to be Celtic Park, man. The secret to a good burger is the love in the preparation. The ground beef has got to be mixed with some secret spices, then add a good quality cheese and some maple-cured bacon.

“The Celtic fans are gonna love it, and to make sure they are just right, Snoop is going to be serving them himself.” 

Well, that should shift a few more season books.

Maybe he’s seen the prices inside the ground and knows there’s a few quid to be made.

Ange Postecoglou, the former Celtic manager has been sacked by Tottenham after a significant breach of club protocol. He landed a trophy for the English side, despite it being against their rules, and has paid the price. He’ll be replaced by someone from Brentford, who has promised to leave silverware well alone.

Postecoglou got his side into the Champions League after winning the Europa League, the first trophy for Spurs in seventeen years. It would have been unrealistic of chaorman Daniel Levy to have asked for more.

You may feel a sort of “serves him right ” after he left Celtic at the first ask from an EPL side, but he did owe his agent a favour for getting a foot in the European game with Celtic, but surely now Ange will take a year off, and spend some time with his family , before seeing if he can replace Brendan Rodgers when the Irishman’s contract expires at the end of next season.

That would be nice.

Still, his sacking means we don’t have to worry about Tottenham stealing any of our players.

On Friday, we had this..

Today…