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Celtic Diary Sunday August 25 2024 : Sunday Morning Comedown

Matt O’Riley has left the building, deciding that his career and bank balance will be better served at Brighton and Hove Albion, though how he will play for both is a mystery.

 

 

The fee is somewhere between 25 and £32 million, depending on who you believe, though we can be sure it’s what the club wanted for him.

 

 

We can moan all day about him leaving, but the simple fact is that Brighton have the money and the exposure that is the next step on his career path, and that’s pretty much how we sold the move to Glasgow to him in the first place.

 

 

At the time, he was a relatively unknown youngster, second choice to a fellow who went to Midlesborough.

 

He leaves us as a fine midfielder who we’d rather have stayed.

 

 

But he’s gone now, and that’s that.

 

 

 

 

 

Most of us are realistic enough to understand the harsh realities of football where this scenario is concerned, and most of us understand that these players, who do get Celtic when they’re here, will never quite have the emotional attachment we have, and as professionals they have a decision to make. Very few will hang around for more than two or three years, and the more frequently it happens, the more we’ll get used to it.

 

 

 

The media, of course, won’t herald the remarkably successful model since Peter Lawwell took the reins, and arguably remains a major influence in these matters…..turning a £38m loss into a £2oom -plus profit over the years, as we see today…

 

 

Celtic facing transfer jungle warfare and no camouflage will hide board from fans’ fire if £100m stays untouched – Hugh Keevins

Hugh has called on the Hoops hierarchy to stop stockpiling and start spending

 

 

 

One can only wistfully look back to the last time Hugh offered our board advice…..

 

 

I don’t know what I find more laughable; the fact that Celtic cannot find £500,000 from their biscuit tin to sign a proven talent like John Spencer, or the fact that they then spent £300,000 on one of Dr. Jo’s old pals, the unknown Lubomir Moravcik

 

 

This time round, he burbled;

 

 

Celtic launched a new third kit for supporters on Wednesday. I’m no fashion expert but the strip resembles the kind of camouflage outfit suitable for jungle warfare.

Perhaps the club’s board and chief executive Michael Nicholson should use their staff discount and buy a job lot – just in case they need them when the immediate future of Matt O’Riley and Kyogo Furuhashi has been sorted out. Even fans who normally regard any criticism of the club as a violation of the Ten Commandments have now adopted a judgemental attitude concerning the time to be spent between now and the closure of the transfer window at 11pm on Friday.

Celtic may have been voted the best run football club in Britain by the Fair Game Index but a fresh examination of the board’s credentials is at hand. Between noon today, when the defending champions kick-off against St Mirren in Paisley, and the termination of transfer activity until next January, those responsible for the running Celtic will have to prove they are worthy of the people who support the club. 

 

 

The tone implies a sense of panic within the club, and among the support. It also implies that the support just ant to see a lot of money spent, regardless of what is actually bought with it. In Keevinsland, money spent is always well spent.

 

Whilst the squad does need strengthening, the sensible approach is to spend wisely, on players who want to come here in the first instance, and have the attitude required, as well as the talent, to supplement the squad.

 

And, at the same time, avoid giving manager Brendan Rodgers allowable grounds for assuming he is banging his head against a brick wall and would be better off elsewhere. Issuing an ultimatum is not Brendan’s style but there was an air of frustration when the manager spoke at his press conference on Friday. 

 

Frustration at the board ? Unlikely, as they sanctioned £9m for Adam Idah, which may yet turn out to be a panic buy, but not an overly risky one. With Kyogo fuhruhashi’s new agent planting stories about Manchester City interest, it looks like he wants one big deal for his client before his shoulder packs in. And if his shoulder does pack in, we needed cover that can hit the ground running, and although Idah doesn’t always look to see which way he is running, he’s proved he can do it, and wants to do it in the hoops.

 

Frustration at not getting who he wants may not be down to the board.

All that stuff about “been here before,” needing to “shop in a higher bracket” and understanding the “fans’ frustrations” adds up to managerial impatience. How many diagrams does the manager need to draw for his employers relative to the business of spending the money that is reaching an almost grotesque level, while it sits in a club account which appears not to have any withdrawal facilities? 

 

 

The reason it’s in there in the first place is because they manage it very well. It’s hard to criticise any part of any organisation that is doing what it’s paid to do, and doing it in a way that is receiving external praise and recognition.

 

 

Last week, Rodgers spoke about the advisability of signing three new players for £6million each and, staying true to the club’s player trading model, developing them, potentially, into £30m assets. Then after Celtic’s league win over Hibs last Sunday, the manager borrowed a line from this column when he said his team had to compete in the Champions League, as opposed to simply participate in the tournament as noncombatants, this season. 

 

 

If the coach and his team have proven they can buy a player for £1.5m, and turn him into a £30m asset, as they did with O’Riley, then why would they advocate a much bigger outlay for the same result ?

 

Maybe they have decided that no Scottish player will, at this time at least, ever be worth over the £30 million mark.

 

And if our strength is in development, then we have to continue with the policy as it is, which means that when a player doesn;t make it here, then the losses can be absorbed.

 

 

It’s harsh, but it’s where we are.

I’ll put Celtic’s stagnation in the European arena into a statistically-packaged nutshell. In the last two seasons, Celtic have finished bottom of their Champions League group, accumulating six points from a possible 36 and shedding 30 goals. 

 

There was just one win out of those 12 games. If no new signings of quality are made between now and Friday, there will be more horrible beatings to come for Celtic in Europe. Should O’Riley and/or Kyogo depart for England, the squad will be weaker than the last two seasons and a bottom place finish for a third successive season is an inevitability before a ball is kicked. 

 

On the face of it, the squad is weaker. On paper that is certainly the case.

 

But so far this season, the evidence is that the team is stronger, it’s playing better and there has been progression.

 

How long, therefore, before Brendan draws himself a diagram outlining the danger of repeating the same impossible task, year in and year out? The sale of O’Riley, let it be said, would be sound business practice, based on maximising the value of a previously unknown player sourced by Celtic from Milton Keynes Dons, a club of relatively modest stature.

But, once that much has been conceded, the question for those masterminding operations at Celtic Park is a simple one..If you don’t want to spend any of the £100million plus that you have in disposable income, what are you saving the money for precisely? 

 

 

Hugh , for his own sake, should not do his own books.  There is more expenditure than just buying players. They have to be paid every week, for instance.

 

What we should also bear in mind is that Lawwell was involved closely with the work that went into the new FFP rules. Maybe there is something coming down the line we..or hugh..are not aware of.

 

 

The funniest, and cleverest, line on the radio last week came from the Celtic fan who, by way of tribute to the player’s relaxed efficiency in defence, rebranded Cameron Carter-Vickers as Cameron Carpet Slippers. But therein could lie a less humorous problem. Rangers’ currently parlous situation, unable to bring in new players until they offload others – who won’t go because they’re on too much money – is the definition of a vicious circle. 

 

Four times I read that. Humour is clearly just an occasional, indeed rare, feature on the radio.

 

 

I would suggest there is a feeling within Celtic Park, excluding the manager, that the title-holders don’t need to spend money to finish above Philippe Clement’s side in the league table next May. They may dispute that assertion. The next few days give them the opportunity to rebut the allegation. 

 

This has long been a supporters suspicion, though if , in the light of day, we think that the manager…any manager…sets up to lose any game, even if it’s against one of the elite, then you’re wrong.

 

If you think club policy is limited to beating a basket case from over the river, you’re wrong again.

 

Of all the players who have left for bigger things, not one of them would have joined without the European experience being on the table. The problem is we can;t keep them long enough to build a side that is capable of competing at that level, although we are getting closer.

 

Celtic supporter frustration has been compounded by the somewhat bizarre performances of “rangers ” in the Europa League, with two appearances in the final in recent years.

 

That’s what rankles most, when we finally want to admit it to ourselves.

 

Failure in the Champions League is a given. Failure to win all three domestic trophies ought to be considered as unfeasible as it is unimaginable. 

 

 

When failing to achieve a treble, a feat way more difficult than most appreciate, is considered “unfeasible ” and “unimaginable ” , then one really has to wonder if the writer understands what he is saying, or he’s just making noises.

 

 

The coming days will be highly informative in that respect. Today’s game will be a test of resolve, as it always is against Stephen Robinson’s side on their own pitch.

Celtic need to set a positive tone that carries them into the first Old Firm derby of the season next Sunday, feeling capable of winning the match by the emphatic margin their supporters expect. Even a draw against Rangers would be regarded as a calamity and Clement would get away with it this time if he claimed his side had won a “moral victory”,

Can you imagine? Not a Rangers fan inside Celtic’s ground.The cash rich against those on the equivalent of income support while they get by on loans. 

 

 

I think he’s fallen out of bed again.  Now he’s come up with a worse case scenario that at best is unlikely.

 

 

Big Phil would be thinking in terms of an open top bus parade or some other exotic celebration along the lines of last weekend’s dance routine after the cup win over the might of St Johnstone. Unless, of course, Celtic beef up their squad before Rangers arrive on their premises. 

 

He’s fallen out of bed and rolling down the stairs….Celtic need to buy players before we play them next week ? Has there been an outbreak of monkeypox at Lennoxtown ?

 

The oldest person in the world, 117 year old Maria Branyas, died in Spain last week. There are unconfirmed reports her last words were: “Have Celtic signed anybody yet?”

If you’re a Celtic supporter, you have to laugh. But if you’re the club’s chief executive you have just six days to oversee the arrival of new signings, otherwise you invite ridicule of that sort. And the time frame is the interesting part.

It took Celtic nearly three months to make last season’s loan deal for Adam Idah a permanent transfer from Norwich City How many truly significant deals can they do in under a week?

The temptation to sell Kyogo to Manchester City might, on a cynical, commercial level, be understandable. A 29-year-old with a dodgy shoulder fetching several times what you paid for him?

Fair enough – but what about the hole he would leave in the squad? Which brings us to the mystery of how much time, and money, do Celtic need in order to move their team forward in a meaningful way? 

 

 

At this point, Hugh rolled through the open front door onto the street.

 

 

 

If you find him, please take him home and put him back to bed.

 

 

 Celtic are in Paisley today, to face St Mirren. Which is handy, as that’s where their ground is.

 

 

O’Riley won’t feature, and we hear that Everton recently had a bid turned down for Tokimi Iwata, said to be around £7m. If he starts today, we’ll know why.

 

 

There is also an opportunity for others to claim their place in the first team, such as Odin Holm, Paulo Bernardo and James McCarthy.

 

 

Well, apart from James McCarthy, who has decided he’s had enough and gone somewhere else.

 

 

That’s three players already on the books who could step up.

 

 

They may not be champions league level yet, but neither was O’Riley.

 

 

It’s not the ideal way to run a railroad, and there is still room for an upgrade to first class, but the trains are running, and they are doing the job.

 

 

 

On Thursday we had this….

 

 

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Frank McGaaaarvey
 2 days ago

“Ye like this watch Mick? Cracker innit? Got it as part of the 5-way agreement.”  

 

 

 

Today

 

 

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Michael Annis
25 days ago

Caption. Zat is where ze shipyards are. Don’t bomb them as our cousins work there.

Bigdunno
25 days ago

So if Connor Goldson isn’t here the handle the baw in the area, these jaggy bunnets will just burst the baw. Simple. Another morale victory in the bag.

Cartvale
25 days ago

What is this Sevco thing?

Morto
25 days ago

Caption: this is how it looks now and that’s how it will look once the steel arrives….

Monti
25 days ago

Caption: ” Israel next “

Michael Tate
25 days ago

‘I’m reading this ETims Diary and it’s clear Ralph’s finally gone off his head.’

’Either that or the Tarrier Carrier’s been threatened with losing their seats if he doesn’t praise Lawwell and ‘The Strategy’.’

’Maybe he just spends too much time reading CQN.’

Last edited 25 days ago by Michael Tate
the real Anton Rogan
25 days ago

Jaysus. I feel as if i clicked on a link on CQN rather than e-tims. The musings above are that of a board place man. Never thought I would read that here.

A couple of things:

Celtic does have to sign players before we play the new club. That’s a given. The window closes before that game, and as much as the players are performing, a few injuries would see us playing Ralston at left back with Welsh and Scales as centre halves in the CL.

A wise accountant once said
“The Board recognises the inherent inefficiencies of holding excess cash, and, in conjunction with other cash commitments, the importance of investing in strengthening the team to deliver football success”

What appears to have changed from February??

Gerry Q
25 days ago

It’s my invite from rangers to Armed Forces Day. Does yours say Hampden Park ?

JohnnyManc
25 days ago

I though we were the Huns

Charlinick
25 days ago

“Mine’s asking about some 5 way agreement us huns have signed”?
“Mine is asking when the huns are coming”

Danny P
25 days ago

Enjoyed reading the diary for years, so am convincing myself someone else wrote this pish today

Michael Tate
25 days ago
Reply to  Danny P

Aye.

Someone called Lawwell.

Ciaran
25 days ago

Caption; “It says, go home ya hun”

Michael Tate
25 days ago

Someone complied a list a few years back of all the scattershot random gambles, projects and prospects Lawwell and his poxy ‘strategy’ cost the club and for every big ‘hit’, like a Virgil, there were 10 ‘misses’, like a Flood, costing the club tens of millions in the process.

Now do you think the loss of tens of millions of pounds worth of Celtic fans money is a successful ‘strategy’, Ralph, when that capitalist vampire leech bastard running the show has rewarded himself with over 20 million quid for this deplorable managed decline of our all conquering club across Europe?

Or that players don’t get paid weekly?

Or that we, the fans, can’t see where all the money is going as the accounts just stick a number on the costs without itemisation?

But we do know that the Silent Invisible Man Michael Nicholson gets paid £711, 937 a year for doing something, who knows what he does, though the board have just claimed that himself and the Chief Finance Officer, Chris McKay (£565,324 pa) are now being trumpeted as the heads of our Recruitment Team, which itself only seems to comprise of one man, Mark Curran?

I think it’s you that’s fallen out bed, mate, rolled down the stairs and landed in the street with a dull thud.

Here’s a wee tip ..

Lay off the hard stuff.

And stop the cock sucking.

Bob Smith
25 days ago

Caption: “MacGowan from Dundee, yup let’s make it so – the fans need marquee signing this summer”

James Forrest
25 days ago

Very possibly the worst article in the recent history of this site, and up there with the worst amongst any I’ve read in this window. Pro-board apologia up the ass.

Coco Melons the Third
25 days ago

News just in from Nostradamus !

Mine says Hitler will defy death and come back as The Hitler and claim all previous wars as his

Mine simply says Celric plc became a bank in 2025 and closed all football operations

Michael Tate
25 days ago

‘What does Happy Clappers mean?’

‘Those who need their pickelhaube shoved where the sun don’t shine.’

John67mcn
25 days ago

Caption:That’s £200 for CL Tickets, £600 for the Season ticket…ready Der shaftenhose fur the gullible masses.We’ll sign projects, loans und frees

Kevin
25 days ago

James Mcarthy still?

Competition entry.

KLV

George Lazenbhoy
25 days ago

Caption: early meeting of the Scottish referees association

Gordon
25 days ago

Ralph why are you praising Liewwell and the board. You have morphed into one of the apologists. I can’t understand why but your comments are drivel at best.

The Cha
25 days ago

When Keevins comes across as the sensible one, it’s time to give your head a wobble.

£7m for Iwata, what’s the date? He would be ‘driven’ down there, if that was the case, even against his will.

Caption “I thought it was just the Huns who took the Deludemol”

BJF
25 days ago

Fair enough Ralph the strategy of Victor, Virgil, KT, Jota and Matt clearly works financially despite the Shreds. Etc. The domestic success is a given, we must improve significantly in Europe. It prevents us being recognised as a top club and that is unforgivable. Kyogo to Man. It’s is just not likely. We need a left sided defender, two midfielders and maybe another striker.
We played hard ball with Brighton, Norwich did the same to us. If we pay a bit over the odds that is not important given the gains if Champions league football.

Pat Higney
25 days ago

Caption: This is what I wanted to write, but the one you’re holding is what Lawwell said I have to publish.

StevieD
25 days ago

This might seem trivial but no to me: just when, why and how did a shamrock become a four leaf clover? Just asking.

Frank Wright
25 days ago
Reply to  StevieD

Hasn’t it always been a clover apart from the very, very early days in Victoriana anyway?

Owen Mullions
24 days ago
Reply to  Frank Wright

I’ve only ever known it as a clover as well.

StevieD
24 days ago
Reply to  Frank Wright

Eh …… noi

Frank Wright
24 days ago
Reply to  StevieD

According to Wikipedia (I know, I know), the crest changed from shamrock to clover in 1938 “for reasons that remain unclear”. Doesn’t help much but explains why I’ve only known it as a clover since I wasn’t around pre-war!

Magua
22 days ago
Reply to  StevieD

My understanding Stevie, is that it stems from the all-conquering 1907-08 season, when Celtic won 4 trophies. The new badge appeared around then. If we had won 3 trophies, the badge would have been a shamrock. Feck knows what would have happened if we’d only won one or two trophies.

Hail Hail.

Michael Tate
25 days ago

German ‘international’ (with 1 cap) Marvin Compper cost Celtic over a million quid to buy and roughly 1.2 million in wages, which works out around 400,000 grand a game.

That’s just one player, one of the hundreds of flops that came and went for high fees on high wages thanks to Lawwell’s failed Moneyball ‘strategy’ …

There are plenty more but I’ll leave that to others to add their fave worst signing as I’m scunnered with what I’ve read here today.

25 days ago

great article ralph the malcontents who say you are in the pay ae the board are probably in the pay ae the laptop loyal dontlet thum get ye doon mate celtic will cum out in tap in the end no matter wit me you or any other dafty sais COYBIG

Owen Mullions
25 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Can always rely on you to look on the bright side Charlie.

25 days ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

owen am a tim the the bright sides the only side a know heh heh aint life grand

Michael Tate
25 days ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

If ‘the bright side’ is the day Hugh Keevins makes more sense than one of the one time ‘better’ Celtic bloggers.

For this patronising board licking excuse for an article is an absolute disgrace and a slap in the face to every true Celtic fan everywhere.

Ralph from ETims revealing himself as a board lackey …

What a sad way to end what was once a great site,

Owen Mullions
24 days ago
Reply to  Michael Tate

Who says the site is ending? Get a grip of yourself. It’s just one man’s opinion which he’s entitled to given the time he spends giving us the diary.

Michael Tate
24 days ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

Well, it’s the end for me now that I’ve learned Ralph is just another apologist for the board’s money grabbing and managed decline of our once great club.

And if he’s not a board apologist I’m sure he’ll be happy to clarify that in the next Diary.

24 days ago
Reply to  Michael Tate

BYE MICK BUT FFS DONT CUM BACK AS GRINGO HA HA YA FOOKIN DAFTIE

Michael Tate
23 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Too late fir that, chumpchange …

Last edited 23 days ago by Michael Tate
24 days ago
Reply to  Michael Tate

MICK ARE U A ZOMBIE

Michael Tate
24 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Am I a zombie because I’m outraged and disgusted by Ralph’s pro board apologising in this ridiculous ’Diary’ of his today?

You think anyone who disagrees with your pal must be a Sevco supporter?

Do you know who Peter Lawwell is and how much he has taken from the club?

20 odd million in 20 years? Ring any bells, charlie, or have your bells stopped ringing?

Or Lawwell’s part in the 5 Way Agreement?

When he complained to Phil Mac on the steps of Hampden that ‘We’ve lost 5 million a year because of this!’ the day ALL OF SCOTTISH FOOTBALL rightfully declared that the new club should start at the bottom of the league set up despite the SFA & SPL doing everything they can, INCLUDING CORRUPTION, to shoehorn that zombie outfit into the Scottish Premiership?

Do you know anything about that, charlie?

Or does Celtic’s continued embarrassing humiliations in Europe not bother you?

Because if you’re happy just to beat the skint and desperate Huns over a season then it’s you that’s the zombie here.

Just like your pals Peter and Ralph.

Last edited 24 days ago by Michael Tate
24 days ago
Reply to  Michael Tate

so its aye yer a zombie

24 days ago
Reply to  charlie

am no jumpin for joy wae the celtic board eitherbut i think they no mer aboot celtic finances than us so iff you think any thum are dain anything dodgy tell thum theyr crooks in front ae thur lawyers instead ae acting like the laptop loyalwae the rumour bullshit COYBIG

Michael Tate
24 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Maybe if you learn to read it will also teach you how to write, charlie.

Like they taught us in Primary 1, remember, charlie?

Primary 1, charlie…

You’ve forgotten it already?

Last edited 24 days ago by Michael Tate
Michael Tate
24 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Naw, it’s no, dummy.

I just wrote that it’s you that’s the zombie.

Cant you read?

TicToc
25 days ago

I genuinely thought I was being OTT in my mental evaluation of today’s Diary but the comments concur with what I felt so there’s no need to add to them except to say it was pish and I was really shocked.

Another game today where we won the game in the 1st half and kinda chucked it in the 2nd half. BUT, our performances have been such that every game has been won without getting out of 2nd gear.
Does that augur well? Not for me as when we come up against European sides we’ll need to play a lot better for a lot longer to amass points and Liam Scales and Greg Taylor will need to improve beyond recognition with their play and decision-making which is shocking at times. I’ve no faith in our board to come up with the necessary improvements to the 1st team squad. They’ve had all summer and done virtually nothing to give Brendan the tools to go toe-to-toe with even average Euro teams.
I’m fukkin sick of this same old story and unless and until our huge supporter network gets its collective finger out we’ll face Europe with disappointment, embarrassment and little else.
I watched us win a game of football today without breaking sweat and I’m sick as a fukkin parrot.
One day Lawwell, I really hope you get what’s coming to you.
Caption? You can stick yer fukkin caption comp right up yer arse!

25 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

tic toc am no wan fur sayin dry yer eyes mate but /////dry yer eyes heh heh awe kiddin aside mate hope you and yours ar well COYBIG

TicToc
25 days ago
Reply to  charlie

Well, if it isn’t the ubiquitous ‘peas’n’barley’ himself! How the hell are you?
If ah’m gonnae havetae take a batin’ I just hope it’s from someone like you charlie, good on you!
Ah’m just away to dry my eyes! 🙂

24 days ago
Reply to  TicToc

tic toc the last time embdy called me ubiquitous wis in london road polis station and a swore blind a wisnae ther ////its a long story heh heh keep on kepin on mate COYBIG

Owen Mullions
25 days ago

Caption
Ralph puts his tin hat on as he shares his proposed diary entry with Desi.

Chris
25 days ago

Caption ‘I see that Paul Brennan has written todays diary.’

Woof Charlie
24 days ago

Caption: And lo it came to pass that the Ralph yin wrote a pro-board blog and the crowd did gather and as one shouted ‘hawl where do you think you’re going?’ Whallop! Jaggy bunnet.

Kevin James
24 days ago

How come there’s two crane hire invoices?

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