Reports from Portugal seem to indicate that Celtic and Benfica have reached agreement on a price for the purchase of Paolo Bernardo, the young midfielder who was on loan at Celtic Park last season
According to other reports, negotiations have moved on to add ons, resale clauses and other details.
So the spending appears to have begun, and although it’s not a new face, it is a new outlay, something we’d do well to remember as the spending spree continues.
There’s talk in the Daily Record that Celtic are interested in a Sparta Prague keeper ….
Peter Vindahl Jensen profiled as Celtic push Sparta Prague for transfer target
The goalkeeper is high on the Hoops’ transfer list this summer
That’s from Football Scotland, and since their go to Celtic expert is Frank MacAvennie, I’d suggest that we take this with a pinch of salt. About a truckful of salt, in fact.
Given that Brendan Rodgers prefers the sound of Irish accents around the place, I wouldn’t completely discount the Liverpool reserve Kelleher just yet….. or, indeed, Dara O’Shea, of Burnley, who has been mentioned as a possible target by the Daily Record.
Adam Idah has been told he has a place at Norwich and he’s responded by saying he wants to go to Celtic.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger salt cellar.
It’s that time of year when the hacks need something to write about and the blogs need to have a moan about something.
Here at Etims we just make stuff up.
One story which emerged from a puddle of pee is that Ruud van Nistelrooy not only thought he was being hired to replace Ange Postecoglou, he was sure enough about it to go out and buy a pair of green and white trainers to fit in….
Like these.
Probably.
In the meantime, the media have their own angle on what yet could prove to be a highly succesful transfer window just as easily as it could prove to be a disaster….
Celtic transfer patience won’t last forever as fans that built Brendan Rodgers’ kitty want to see it spent
Michael Gannon warns tension will start to show as Celtic’s slow start to summer window rumbles on ahead of USA trip.
Some fans are still of the opinion that the only outlay a football club has is transfers, and so therefore if there’s £100m in the bank that’s ten ten million pound players, who presumably won’t ask for wages.
And will pop into a sports shop to buy their own kit on their way to sign.
Of all the criticisms aimed at the board, financial incompetence isn’t one of them. In a difficult environment, they have done what they have been asked to do, and produced a business that has seen it’s share price hit record levels.
The tricky bit is spending it wisely. when buying a player, which again, some seem to forget, there are too many variables to guarantee against a huge loss. That’s why we have used the loan with an option path a few times, which has been successful to an extent.
As with Jota and Carter Vickers, and now Bernardo, it doesn’t feel like a new signing when the bill is paid. but it still counts as a payable, and isn’t a huge loss if it doesn’t work out.
We’ll get a couple of loans in this summer, of that there’s little doubt. but whilst that sounds disappointing, think of it more of us giving the player a season long trial, and suddenly it sounds like we’re being a little more prudent, and a little more sensible.
Speaking of sensible….
Mark Dingwall, who has been known to ramble a bit, is holding back from pointing out that their club/company is in the shit. What he’s not holding back from is following the narrative that there is an escape goat ….to coin a phrase…. and that would be their former CEO who they are trying to paint as a fool, who now earns a seven figure salary elsewhere , which were he a fool, he probably would have struggled to get.
Dingwall probably has his application for the job already in the post, and given the current er, problems over the river, it’s hard to see how even he could make things worse.
The latest is , as ever, hidden away on the desks of lodges up and down the country, and the only thing we can be certain of is that the official line that some steel is a bit late turning up is not the problem…though it’s not like them to tell fibbers.
As the ever dependable Rangers Tax Case points out…
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Haw!! You there!!! – Go get me some cheap players!!
“Yes Sir Mr Lawwell, Sir!!
The Hoops state of the art scouting department prepare to start looking for new players once the projector has warmed up.
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“And this is the VAR footage of the 53rd penalty awarded to Raynjurz last season”.
Re the reports from Portugal, it should be noted that the GoncaloDias17 tweet is dated June 5…
If all their Chief Executives are rubbish, all their managers are rubbish except 1, (ask Aston Villa fans about him) and all their signings have been rubbish except Butland and they always end up second, why do they imagine next season will be different?
Another Psycho pushing for the 55 narrative….
CAPTION:
“Hello hello Al”,
“Whit is it Fred?”,
“Wiv goat a bit of a Hitch here….sumdys made a Cock o’ this….where’s numbers 54 an’ 55?”…..
“Fek aff, yiv only wan a Covid wan”!
The new sevco CEO advert should just read as:
Staunch as fuck?
Sense of entitlement without the skills and quality to back it up your air of superiority.
Like to build a team of yes men with a similar age, waste line, and beliefs.
Then do we have the job for you! Great opportunity to rub shoulders with the movers and shakers of Scottish football. Make a memorable impact on the beautiful game but never on the park.
Essential qualities:
Must like brown brogues and blazers.
Working with less then reputable colleagues.
Understanding of handshake etiquette.
Desirable: have own sash and NVQ level 3 in masonry or equivalent
I can’t take credit for this advert. It’s lifted off the SFA head of refereeing vacancy.
Caption: Film 54 ‘The Burdz’ starring Frank MacAvennie.
Looks like Dingwall – 53 Family Plot, 54 Lost The Plot
Caption- 54 & STOP
Caption- “For the 54th time I was at Pizza Express Woking & I don’t sweat “
Celtic get ready for anotheq count of the Biscuit Tin .in Olde Money
here youze i said it was the zombies going for 55 no me ya dafty!
Has Ralph been replaced by Peter Lawwell? Nobody wants the club to spend what it can’t afford, but we should spend what we can afford which we definitely haven’t and aren’t.
Caption: Psycho 20? He’s just got Pele’s old team relegated and is heading back to Columbia on a free.
Caption…
when we get to ‘56’ it will be called
‘ Nightmare on Copland Road’. Starring Michael O’Myers
Caption: 54 keepers linked, no one willing to accept 2,000 pwk….search continues
Caption: Now that’s a real going for 55 looks like
Hey Ralph, welcome back! Hope you are well. Seeing the Dairy back made my day.
Caption Worry about transfers is strictly for The Birds
Former Rangers chairman John McLelland returns to ibrox to unveil the blueprint for his 53-point plan to restore the empire and glory of the mighty rangerseseseses.
“these are all the wheels that the old Klub have changed on thon tatty bike”
“Like me, they’re dead”
Caption- ” what comes after 53 again ” – Joe Biden
Caption: “The biggest mystery of all, dear viewers, is why that Hun bastard Peter Lawwell, was allowed to return to Celtic Park. It’s pure murder, so it is…”
Hail Hail.
Kilmarnock are close to signing Rangers goalkeeper Robby McCrorie on a permanent deal. The 26-year-old has played just five times for the Ibrox side, spending time out on loan at Livingston, Queen of the South, Greenock Morton and Berwick Rangers over the past seven years. 2 things. What is says about their player development and with possibly the second biggest contract of his career the actual salary structure at Ibrox.