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Celtic Diary Tuesday July 9: It’s Started

Reports from Portugal seem to indicate that Celtic and Benfica have reached agreement on a price for the purchase of Paolo Bernardo, the young midfielder who was on loan at Celtic Park last season

GoncaloDias17
@goncalo_diass17
Paulo Bernardo é jogador do Celtic em definitivo. Benfica vai receber 4 milhões.

 Roughly translated, this means Paolo Bernardo is jogging to celtic defintely . Benfica will get four milhoes. Which I think are young ladies.

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According to other reports, negotiations have moved on to add ons, resale clauses and other details.

 

 

So the spending appears to have begun, and although it’s not a new face, it is a new outlay, something we’d do well to remember as the spending spree continues.

 

 

 

There’s talk in the Daily Record that Celtic are interested in a Sparta Prague keeper ….

 

 

Peter Vindahl Jensen profiled as Celtic push Sparta Prague for transfer target

The goalkeeper is high on the Hoops’ transfer list this summer 

 

 

That’s from Football Scotland, and since their go to Celtic expert is Frank MacAvennie, I’d suggest that we take this with a pinch of salt. About a truckful of salt, in fact.

 

 

Given that Brendan Rodgers prefers the sound of Irish accents around the place, I wouldn’t completely discount the Liverpool reserve Kelleher just yet….. or, indeed, Dara O’Shea, of Burnley, who has been mentioned as a possible target by the Daily Record.

 

 

Adam Idah has been told he has a place at Norwich and he’s responded by saying he wants to go to Celtic.

 

 

I think we’re gonna need a bigger salt cellar.

 

 

It’s that time of year when the hacks need something to write about and the blogs need to have a moan about something.

 

 

Here at Etims we just make stuff up.

 

 

One story which emerged from a puddle of pee is that Ruud van Nistelrooy not only thought he was being hired to replace Ange Postecoglou, he was sure enough about it to go out and buy a pair of green and white trainers to fit in….

 

 

 

Like these.

 

Probably.

 

 

 

In the meantime, the media have their own angle on what yet could prove to be a highly succesful transfer window just as easily as it could prove to be a disaster….

 

 

Celtic transfer patience won’t last forever as fans that built Brendan Rodgers’ kitty want to see it spent

Michael Gannon warns tension will start to show as Celtic’s slow start to summer window rumbles on ahead of USA trip.  

 

 

 

Some fans are still of the opinion that the only outlay a football club has is transfers, and so therefore if there’s £100m in the bank that’s ten ten million pound players, who presumably won’t ask for wages.

 

And will pop into a sports shop to buy their own kit on their way to sign.

 

 

Of all the criticisms aimed at the board, financial incompetence isn’t one of them. In a difficult environment, they have done what they have been asked to do, and produced a business that has seen it’s share price hit record levels.

 

 

The tricky bit is spending it wisely. when buying a player, which again, some seem to forget, there are too many variables to guarantee against a huge loss. That’s why we have used the loan with an option path a few times, which has been successful to an extent.

 

 

As with Jota and Carter Vickers, and now Bernardo, it doesn’t feel like a new signing when the bill is paid. but it still counts as a payable, and isn’t a huge loss if it doesn’t work out.

 

 

We’ll get a couple of loans in this summer, of that there’s little doubt. but whilst that sounds disappointing, think of it more of us giving the player a season long trial, and suddenly it sounds like we’re being a little more prudent, and a little more sensible.

 

 

 

Speaking of sensible….

 

 

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Mark Dingwall, who has been known to ramble a bit, is holding back from pointing out that their club/company is in the shit. What he’s not holding back from is following the narrative that there is an escape goat ….to coin a phrase…. and that would be their former CEO who they are trying to paint as a fool, who now earns a seven figure salary elsewhere , which were he a fool, he probably would have struggled to get.

 

 

Dingwall probably has his application for the job already in the post, and given the current er, problems over the river, it’s hard to see how even he could make things worse.

 

 

The latest is , as ever, hidden away on the desks of lodges up and down the country, and the only thing we can be certain of is that the official line that some steel is a bit late turning up is not the problem…though it’s not like them to tell fibbers.

 

 

As the ever dependable Rangers Tax Case points out…

 

 

Rangers Tax-Case
@rangerstaxcase
One aspect of the Ibrox yarn that needs some “daylight”.  The pitch. “We can’t play at Ibrox with a closed stand. The pitch. The grass is dead under the crane covers.” If the steel was delivered on-time, wasn’t this still going to be an issue?  
Though one reply to that tweet seems to have spotted the issue….
Celtic Republic of Scotland 
@AverageSeo
The pitch isn’t the problem, getting it to hover is the big issue 
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 Ah….we’d forgotten all about that. which is how our media works, of course…
But, as usual, we know the real problem, and not only that, we can reveal it’s been solved……
 Mark Hateley makes his way to the ground with some adblue additive for the crane’s engine.
That should get the ball rolling again.
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 Yesterday, we had this….
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the real Anton Rogan
 23 hours ago

Haw!! You there!!! – Go get me some cheap players!!

“Yes Sir Mr Lawwell, Sir!!

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Kevin Lanaghan
6 months ago

The Hoops state of the art scouting department prepare to start looking for new players once the projector has warmed up.

Owen Mullions
6 months ago

Caption
“And this is the VAR footage of the 53rd penalty awarded to Raynjurz last season”.

JJ11
6 months ago

Re the reports from Portugal, it should be noted that the GoncaloDias17 tweet is dated June 5…

BJF
6 months ago

If all their Chief Executives are rubbish, all their managers are rubbish except 1, (ask Aston Villa fans about him) and all their signings have been rubbish except Butland and they always end up second, why do they imagine next season will be different?

Tafka Gaffer
6 months ago

Another Psycho pushing for the 55 narrative….

AntonDeclan
6 months ago

CAPTION:
“Hello hello Al”,
“Whit is it Fred?”,
“Wiv goat a bit of a Hitch here….sumdys made a Cock o’ this….where’s numbers 54 an’ 55?”…..
“Fek aff, yiv only wan a Covid wan”!

George Lazenbhoy
6 months ago

The new sevco CEO advert should just read as:

Staunch as fuck?

Sense of entitlement without the skills and quality to back it up your air of superiority.

Like to build a team of yes men with a similar age, waste line, and beliefs.

Then do we have the job for you! Great opportunity to rub shoulders with the movers and shakers of Scottish football. Make a memorable impact on the beautiful game but never on the park.

Essential qualities:
Must like brown brogues and blazers.
Working with less then reputable colleagues.
Understanding of handshake etiquette.

Desirable: have own sash and NVQ level 3 in masonry or equivalent

I can’t take credit for this advert. It’s lifted off the SFA head of refereeing vacancy.

Whitearra
6 months ago

Caption: Film 54 ‘The Burdz’ starring Frank MacAvennie.

Average Joe
6 months ago

Looks like Dingwall – 53 Family Plot, 54 Lost The Plot

Monti
6 months ago

Caption- 54 & STOP

Monti
6 months ago

Caption- “For the 54th time I was at Pizza Express Woking & I don’t sweat “

Andhy Bhoy
6 months ago

Celtic get ready for anotheq count of the Biscuit Tin .in Olde Money

tony carlin
6 months ago

here youze i said it was the zombies going for 55 no me ya dafty!

John A
6 months ago

Has Ralph been replaced by Peter Lawwell? Nobody wants the club to spend what it can’t afford, but we should spend what we can afford which we definitely haven’t and aren’t.

Woof Charlie
6 months ago

Caption: Psycho 20? He’s just got Pele’s old team relegated and is heading back to Columbia on a free.

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
6 months ago

Caption…

when we get to ‘56’ it will be called

‘ Nightmare on Copland Road’. Starring Michael O’Myers

Monti
6 months ago

Caption: 54 keepers linked, no one willing to accept 2,000 pwk….search continues

Brencelt
6 months ago

Caption: Now that’s a real going for 55 looks like

Whoriskey
6 months ago

Hey Ralph, welcome back! Hope you are well. Seeing the Dairy back made my day.

Michael Annis
6 months ago

Caption Worry about transfers is strictly for The Birds

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 months ago

Former Rangers chairman John McLelland returns to ibrox to unveil the blueprint for his 53-point plan to restore the empire and glory of the mighty rangerseseseses.

the real Anton Rogan
6 months ago

“these are all the wheels that the old Klub have changed on thon tatty bike”

The Cha
6 months ago

“Like me, they’re dead”

Monti
6 months ago

Caption- ” what comes after 53 again ” – Joe Biden

Magua
6 months ago

Caption: “The biggest mystery of all, dear viewers, is why that Hun bastard Peter Lawwell, was allowed to return to Celtic Park. It’s pure murder, so it is…”

Hail Hail.

Woof Charlie
6 months ago

Kilmarnock are close to signing Rangers goalkeeper Robby McCrorie on a permanent deal. The 26-year-old has played just five times for the Ibrox side, spending time out on loan at Livingston, Queen of the South, Greenock Morton and Berwick Rangers over the past seven years. 2 things. What is says about their player development and with possibly the second biggest contract of his career the actual salary structure at Ibrox.

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