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Celtic Diary Tuesday November 8: World’s Turning

As you know, this site prides itself on accuracy ( fuck off-Ed ) , and so I can only apologise for claiming Celtic had not been awarded any penalties whilst VAR was in operation.

 

As many of you pointed out, Celtic got a penalty against Livingston, though in my defence I can honestly say I never saw any of the headlines about one of our players being felled by an opposition players carefully aimed hand grenade, so I missed it.

 

Ange Postecoglou has started to mention his concerns publicly about the operation of the new referee’s aid, which may or may not have an influence on how it is being run. As it stands, if we are to remove the perception of bias, it could just be that those in the control room are afraid of missing something that could be deemed significant, a theory that sort of falls apart when you consider the blatant handball by a Hearts defender when James Forrest tried to flick the ball past him.

 

There is no consistency, and whilst there is an argument that us armchair experts may not be fully up to speed with the various rule changes, it’s hard to believe, on the evidence so far, that the referees are any better informed.

 

All things considered, the introduction of full time referees would be the next logical step, allowing them to brush up on the rules and become more adept in their roles, after all, a full time player will always be better than a part time one, if only because he is fitter…

 

 

As we all know though, there is still a culture at the SFa that if not directly anti Celtic is clearly pro anyone who isn’t Celtic, so maybe the current crop of officials should be barred from moving into full time positions.

 

 

Which creates a vacuum, although there must be plenty of impartial referees outwith the Lanarkshire circle who could step up to fill the void.

 

Or maybe someone has been messing about with my anti paranoia medication……

 

Whilst it may take the manager some time to change the culture in Scottish football, he’s certainly making his mark on Celtic.

 

 

Yuki -promounced yooki, we hope, as if it were yukky there would be associations with the less than delightfully but strangely accurately named Rafael Scheidt, Kobayashi is a 22 year old left sided defender from Vissal Kobe in Japan, and he’s already agreed to come to Celtic in January,

 

As with Oliver Abildgaard, he’ll take a while before he’s ready to compete for a first team place, as the manager likes to get them up to speed with his methods now he has the strength in depth to do so.

 

 

This kind of planning is in direct contrast to the old Lawwellian style of last day deals which replaced the primary targets that he couldn;t always get.

 

In fact, new players were often asked to pop into a sports shop and get a kit that fitted them as the club didn’t have one in their size.

 

 

Comfortingly, that suggests the manager will be with us for a while yet, no surprise really as privately he is telling people how much he loves Celtic, the supporters and the whole way of life at the club.

 

 

For a glimpse of the real ange Postecoglou, watch his regular appearances on Australian tv, where he is more relaxed, and hardly ever coughs, compared to his frequent throat clearances which he uses to prevent an outburst that the hostile Scottish hacks can use.

 

 

They are desperate to make him as uncomfortable as possible, in the hope he’ll get fed up with Scotland and Celtic, and move on before he joins Hector, Craig and Charlie Chuckles  in a list of names that have had a terminal effect on a club based at Ibrox.

 

 

A dominant Celtic means a submissive “rangers “, in whatever form, and as their culture is rabidly anti Celtic they tend to forget that there are other clubs in Scotland who can, and given the right attitude, overtake them in the battle for money and honours.

 

 

St Johnstone are the most recent example, but if you look back to any Celtic dominated period, they always fall away of they don;t keep up with us.

 

Which leads us to their next AGM, on December 6, and there is hope that they’ll publish their accounts, so that we can see if there are any Going Concern warnings attached.

 

Put simply, they can’t really ask for outside investment as they are not listed on the stock exchange, which would make any potential investor wary, they can’t use soft directorial loans any more, and their few remaining assets on the field, notably Ryan Kent and Alfredo Morelos, are about to become free agents, and at best would only raise a nominal fee, which given the lack of interest in either, is unlikely.

 

Combine that with recent results and form, and their reluctance…or inability …to invest in new players, the storm cluds are gathering over the river, but on a happier note at least they won’t have to hire a tent for this meeting.

 

 

Tomorrow night Celtic are away to Motherwell, and if you are attending , would you bear this in mind ?

 

 

 

 

 

Celtic Foundation recently donated £400,000 to those who need it in the Glasgow area, and other clubs are doing their bit as well.

 

 

The Conservatives may have all but destroyed communities, but football, despite their best efforts, remains perhaps the only one they couldn’t break.

 

Who knows, if we all get together to help combat poverty and deprivation, maybe we could do something about the SFA as well. …

 

 

 

Yesterday, there was this….

 

 

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The Gaffer 

 

” Paper says that people can’t afford to heat their houses this winter ” 

 

” I know, I’m Freisian ” 

 

 

Today

 

 

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SteveNaive
1 year ago

One contributor to another site ( yes there are ) said that this one has been reduced to trying to be funny on a caption.
So, in the light of that, I’ll do the polar opposite.

The Cha
1 year ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

I demand to know names, site, contributor.

Owen Mullions
1 year ago
Reply to  The Cha

Probably Tic Toc, he’s got a bee in his bunnet about captions and religion.

The Cha
1 year ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

There’s a few that take umbrage at it.

Personally, I don’t have a problem with most posts, whether they be caption entries, comments on diary contents, Celtic, football, generally, politics etc.

If there’s something I’m not interested in then I’ll scroll on by.

The only beyond the Pale for me is Mr 3 Degrees pollution.

Honest Hoops
1 year ago

Caption; here..take these soft loan records…
Bear at the back…don’t take it Dave..its a trap!!

Monti
1 year ago

Caption: Leigh Griffiths teases the bears with his last Tunnocks tea cake

BJF
1 year ago

My mobile was acting up yesterday creating greyed out areas so I missed comments, but thanks to Funkyy for his response. What some might worry about is Ange likes all aspects of the club including the way it is run. Not everyone will subscribe to it but you only have to look across the city to see what happens to a poorly run outfit. Ralph, you pose a question to my mind, who has done the most damage to ‘Rangers’ Brendan Rodgers, Neil Lennon or Ange, the answer is Hector. A pal who supports Rangers, I have a few of that persuasion, free country they can support who they like now blames the previous Lord Advocates for the expensive but failed prosecution of the collection of people involved in liquidating first Rangers, my words not his. No sense that first Rangers created the issue, not Lord Advocates or Celtic conspiracies or Lawwell, whom he used to blame. I love these discussions. Ange has a strong, well-recruited squad. We are 7 points ahead and frankly will probably double this. I subscribe to full-time referees that might attract applicants from further afield, a declaration of any club they have previously supported must be part of this. I don’t want to lose 4 penalties to Manchester United to some Mancunian.

Woof Charlie
1 year ago

Caption: One Hand McTavish when he was just called Jock.

1 year ago

As the cold descends on the lawns, the desperate bears are reduced to begging for scraps.

Bognorbhoy
1 year ago

Caption …
After attending a think tank , wee gio placates the bears with some tangri…oops oranges

Bognorbhoy
1 year ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Tangari….

Bigdunno
1 year ago

Caption: Feed the bear, feed the bear, feed the bear.

Luke Warmwater
1 year ago

Tanks

the real Anton Rogan
1 year ago

Arm in an unnatural position. Red card and penalty to the bears

WoosterBhoy
1 year ago

Wee typo in the article
This kind of planning is in direct contrast to the old Lawwellian style of last day deals which replaced the primary targets that he couldn;t always get.

Should be always couldn’t get

The Cha
1 year ago

“As many of you pointed out, Celtic got a penalty against Livingston, though in my defence I can honestly say I never saw any of the headlines about one of our players being felled by an opposition players carefully aimed hand grenade, so I missed it.”

Surely, you remember the days of controversy and headlines, about how we deliberately play for penalties by unfairly firing the ball at oppo arms, so they don’t have a chance to avoid it hitting them.

Mind you, given we’ve only had 1 in 7 months, clearly, we’re sh.. at it (sack the players, manager, board, fans).

Caption “Mike Ashley generously uses some of his £20m settlement from the Huns, to offer glacier mints to a couple of bears, while withsdrawing his tanks from the marble staircase”

CarlJungleBhoy
1 year ago

Caption: VAR confirms it was hand to bear not bear to hand – Penalty to Rangers!

Uibh fhaili
1 year ago

Feed them feck all , they’re not wearing a poppy

Monti
1 year ago

Caption: Mogg-” Just the last two bears left Rishi ”

Rishi – ” give me a minute Jacob I’ll divert the last piece of Sirloin steak to a more affluent region than here “

mattybhoy
1 year ago

feed the bears (the ghosts of rangers past are still haunting the scottish game)

The Cha
1 year ago

Huns have released their accounts and reported £86.8m income and a £5.9m operating profit, although “the overall net loss for the year of £0.9m.”

This includes their Euro “windfall” plus the Patterson transfer, although not Aribo and Bassey, which will be in next year’s accounts.

It looks like they paid out £6.1m to Ashley and, unusually (to me), liabilities increased by £7m, which seems strange given they had such a “super” year.

As there was no mention of Celtic, I assumed the Huns were sub-par and I was right (£88.2m/£6.1m).

They only got near to us due to their good and our poor Euro runs last year, so the gap should widen significantly again next year unless they get the fabled Dembele dollars for Kent and Morelos. 🙂

bbc.co .uk/sport/football/63566707 (remove space)

Cartvale88
1 year ago

Caption
The bears believe in any tosh you feed them

Woof Charlie
1 year ago

Is Kyogo going on strike with the nurses?

charlie
1 year ago

a like gio but see in an alternative world some zombies ae ma aquantence wanted mc innes heh heh aint huns dumb

charlie
1 year ago

see yon var pish for over a hundred years they hav cheated celltic noo they gie yon zombie refs another wae tae cheat but fukkem COYBIG

charlie
1 year ago
Reply to  charlie

apart fae that dis emdy know wits happinin wae tommy r

henkesdreadlocks
1 year ago
Reply to  charlie

Yep. How any Celtic fan could possibly think VAR in Scottish football would be a good idea, I’m afraid, needs their heads examined.

charlie
1 year ago

hail hail henke

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