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Celtic Diary Sunday May 15: Pour Some Sugar On Me !

Normal service was resumed at Celtic Park yesterday with the presentation of the League trophy.

 

Ange Postecoglou’s swashbuckling Celtic picked up the trophy after a routine 6-0 win over a hapless Motherwell.

 

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In doing so, he equalled the world record of 55 in a row set by another club/company just down the road, and in fact , you could almost hear the quaking of boots and the filling of trousers as he announced after the game….

 

I want everyone to enjoy today, enjoy the summer and we’ll come back bigger and better, because we never stop!” 

 

The automatic qualification for the group stages of the Champions League measn that some of the players will come back bigger, but no doubt they’ll shed that in pre season training, which given the intense attitude to preparation probably starts on Wednesday.

 

 

It’s hard to believe the roller coaster ride that has been this season. It’s also hard to believe that a man jumped off an aeroplane with just a travel bag and an A-Z of Glasgow could oversee such a turnaround in fortunes not only on the pitch but off it.

 

He’s given the support their pride back, it’s as simple as that.

 

We’re now debating which three of six top class forwards should start the match.

 

That’s a hell of a long way from blaming Lewis Morgan for being thrown in at the deep end because the other strikers weren’t fit enough or interested enough to play in some of the more challenging games.

 

When Tom Rogic , having stayed a year longer than he wanted to, came on to a standing ovation yesterday, it was a pivotal moment in Celtic’s history.

 

Indeed, this image, as he left the field for the last time, marks the end of an era…

 

 

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Along with Nir Biton, the two players said their emotional farewells to the support after almost a decade each in the hoops.

 

Others will depart over the summer, such as Barkas, Ajeti..if he’s still there, that is, Jullien, who did try to leave on a number of occasions last season but usually pulled a hamstring or sprained an ankle while getting into the taxi, but it was clearly felt they would only be embarassed by a chance to say goodbye.

 

 

Especially as most fans probably wouldn’t recognise them these days.

 

There will be others, but we’ll scarcely notice them as they head through the exit, although we would rather Karamoke Dembele would stay.

 

James Forrest , despite having other options on the table, signed a new deal that will mean he’ll be challenging John Clark for longest serving Celt.

 

Forrest has his eye on a coaching post when he finally hangs up his boots, and although Biton and Rogic will miss out on testimonials, the winger is still hopeful of his.

 

It’s his best chance of a start, according to observers.

 

Who really should know better.

 

Forrest and captain Calum MacGregor will have an enormous role next season, as they are now the only players to have played in the group stages for Celtic.

 

Given that, it might be two years before we win the big cup again, as the others get used to the rarified atmosphere, although in fairness,  they all seemed to enjoy the last time they played under the lights….

 

 

The players will get some time off, and supporters should notice there will probably be a little bit more money in their accounts with no qualifiers to fund this year.

 

In the old days, under Peter Lawwell, that would probably be mentioned as the club helping us out during this period of, shall we say, pre Depression days, and the board would probably have raised the season book prices to adjust the income accordingly.

 

 

With an exodus of players already well under way, speculation is mounting over who will replace them.

 

Arguably , Matt O’Riley, the potty mouthed chap who joined when Riley McGree went to Middlesborobscurity, is pretty much the man to take over from Rogic, even if he should wash his mouth out with soap….

 

 

Matt O’Riley
@mattoriley8
What a fucking club   
 Yes, we know, but we do have standards.
 He should have said
What a fucking club   this is
 Otherwise it makes no sense.
 Anyway, that was balanced by Daezen Maeda, who simply tweeted that everyone should …
have a nice night  
  Stolle Salbakken of Bodo Glimt is apparently joining June, as may one other from that club.
 The papers were talking of Mohaned Jeahze, an Iraqi left back who has been outstanding for Hammarby in Sweden recently, which will provide competition on that flank.
 Greg Taylor has improved beyond recognition, but is about to find out that We Never Stop also applies to further improvement, and quality cover is needed.
 Whoever comes in, and there will be a number of new recruits, they are likely to be ready to step into a first team place.
 No more projects, and no more loans that don;t give Celtic first dibs when the loan is over.
 Although the season is finished, bar the Festival of the Seventeenth Century cup final next week, Celtic fans will have plenty to talk about and plenty to get excited about over the next couple of weeks before the manager finally takes a bit of a break to recharge his own batteries.
 Transfer business is already under way, and there will be no hanging around as potential targets want to assess all their options.
 Either they sign when we want them, or we don;t want them.
 Changed days indeed.
 Group stage football in the UCL is also guaranteed for the Scottish champions next season, so the club can;t afford to take their eye off the ball domestically.
 That’s why the squad won;t be any smaller than  this season;s despite a number of exits.
 Whether or not this is down to a new approach from Michael Nicholson or the fact that Postecoglou knows how to get what he wants is debatable, but what matters here is not how it’s come to this, but the fact that it has come to this.
 Part of the reason for the collapse under Neil Lennon was a sense of complacency and a feeling that the league would be won if players who didn’t want to be a part of it could be persuaded to stay.
 This proved to be calamitous, and now anyone who doesn’t want to be here will be shown the door, the pavement and finally the street.
 Paul McStay , the legendary former captain , would have siad there was a buzz about the place.
 And he’d be spot on.
 Meanwhile, there are rumblings of a possible takeover at Ibrox, as the current board, who have spent £100m getting to a Europa League final, may want to sell up.
 That’s if they haven’t already…..
 In the property and business high court of England and Wales, SDI sports and The Rangers Football club discontinued their little battle over a few quid, with the claimant serving a sealed copy of the order to the defendant.
 There will be no costs involved, and as far as my considerable legal experience can determine, that means Mike Ashley has agreed to an out of court settlement, which might be tuppence ha’penny, it might be several millions of pounds, or it might be a basket of assets……
 It’s all very secret, as the news of the agreement, which was issued on February 23, 2022, seems to have been missed by the media.
 Though in fairness, it does say on the statement that it “matters would be resolved on a confidential basis “, though that surely doesn’t mean the press can’t tell a worried Ibrox fanbase that everything is settled now ?
 Surely if it”s all sorted now they can trumpet another triumph from the rooftops ?
Or am I on the point of spotting something they’d rather no one saw ?
They really need to beat Eintracht Frankfurt next week, or they might not be around to stop Celtic next season.
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Woof Charlie
1 year ago

Caption: And remember just pass it to Calmac, don’t try and dribble it round the SPFL suit first.

BornCelt!
1 year ago

Wonderful season won with the help of established Bhoys such as Callum Mac, who took over the impossible job from Broony as if he were born for the role and Tom revived with recruits who just gelled, though it took Starfelt a few games, but after kicking back at the ‘Well who were kicking all of his team mates I fell in love with, though Carer-Vickers was so, so key to it all. Kyogo and Jota, well, wonderful! Abada and Hart, just magificient! And with Ange who?, WTF? to Angeba’! Superb and certainly unexpected. Also as Ange had an arm around an emotional Wizard as Ange pushed him gently out the door, who I am gutted at seeing go, show Ange is fair but ruthless, knows what he wants and takes no prisoners. Enjoy your break, those who can with the Scotland gane if it goes ahead and at least the same again next season Bhoys and solid in Europe too would be extra. No silly trip-ups in European qualifiers, so a real pre-season, I just canna wait! Champions again! HH!

Michael Annis
1 year ago

Caption: No this one’s mine. You get next season’s.

fabulous end to a fabulous season. Thank you Ange and the Bhoys.

Cesar
1 year ago

I’m telling you right now Joe, if you put that big muddy glove on my jumper I’ll put this big fist right on yer chin.

Morto
1 year ago
Reply to  Cesar

Yeah, like Joe ever uses his hands!!

Cartvale88
1 year ago

Caption
Joe it’s bigger, stronger, because we never stop, OK?

Now two cities face the next week in dread, Seville the land of the Orange, and Glasgow the land the Orange marches. Love how the media try to make a non-story of Supporters celebrating in the city, the Idiot Polis ‘the litter was disgraceful’ and the Tron theatre had to cancel a performance as the fearties could not get through the jubilant celebration.
But we have much to look forward too, a few laughs at their expense, and the media in knots trying to make out they knew all along especially how good ANGE is

mattybhoy
1 year ago

(caption)here boss its no that heavy.you’ll have to get used to this.

TicToc
1 year ago

Before I even read the Diary or the comments, I’d just like to say this.
Ralph has brought this to us for many years and works full time (I think) too.
I reckon that’s too much, and hence occasional infrequency of The Diary.
I can allocate a couple or three quid a month for him to do this daily.
He’s clearly as good as ANY SMSM ‘journalist’, better of course.
Maybe the infuriating WordPress (or similar) shyte can then be consigned to the past. Oh, and allow an OPEN forum whereby one takes responsibility for what one says and monitoring is NOT required.
Just a thought.
I’m a Tim, I neither seek nor want freebies at another Tim’s expense.
Think about it!

Tamthetim
1 year ago

I was speaking to Scott Brown a few days after he left the dons. He was pretty dismissive of Karamoko, saying he’s got the wrong attitude to make it with the Tic.

Patrick O Hara
1 year ago

CAPTION.
A son of Zeus finds his spiritual home.

Andrew Coyle
1 year ago

CAPTION.Even up close Ange will always be the bigger man

1 year ago

“You’re definitely a Keeper !” …. from Both

Andrew Coyle
1 year ago

Caption,Hey boss,how come Rangers name isn,t on the cup?
Because that name only lives in the Ether son

TicToc
1 year ago

If I had a favourite name on here, I think it would be the thoughtful Owen Mullions. Please get posting again, you’re missed.
Must say I miss Mike the farmer ‘frae Bonnie’ and hope he’s keeping well and watching his flocks. Calton mhen, mehhhhhen, need “the watchin'”.
Over to you, ‘Peas’n’barley’?

AntonDeclan
1 year ago
Reply to  TicToc

One of the best / my favourite ‘names’ was / is:
AwnawnoAnnonionanawnoo…..!
Just brilliant! Have always said I would get a t-shirt done with that on it….need to get round to doing that………!
Never take it for granted being part of the global Celtic family.
YNWA, COYBIG!

TicToc
1 year ago
Reply to  AntonDeclan

Nice wan Anton, you’re right it’s a cracking name but you’d need tae be a helluva big fella to get all of it on a t-shirt!!

Owen Mullions
1 year ago
Reply to  TicToc

The name comes from when I used to troll Tim sites in the guise of a thick Hun. It was meant as a parody but I should have known better – the thicker you are, the more people assume you really ARE a Hun so I had to pack it in.

As for Ralph, he tries hard but there’s no denying the atroshus speling, offal poofreading and abysmal grammar what he has wrote this diary with. Clearly, he’s a man with a very limited vocab…vocib…hingmy o’ words ‘n’ that. If you ask me, he’s a bit of a mormon.

TicToc
1 year ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

HaHaHa, you’ll be gettin’ the “Awaiting for approval” crap next!
I never saw it as anything other than takin’ the piss out of THAT shower as they’ve been “Owen Mullions” since shortly after their highly illegitimate ‘birth’ in 2012. Keep the name, it’s still a belter!

TicToc
1 year ago

THIS: “He’s given the support their pride back, it’s as simple as that.”

Fkn BRILLIANT Ralph. After being sold out by Lawwell, and NFL apparently taking the “Queen’s shilling”……..we needed that.
Lawwell? Not missed, NOT forgotten. Fkn scoundrel traitor.

Woof Charlie
1 year ago

Can’t get link past admin but there’s an article blaming the Spanish polis for their first European riot. It’s in The Guardian, formerly the Manchester Guardian. You can make it up seemingly.

Andy
1 year ago

Wonderful scenes yesterday, delighted for all the players and particularly Calmac who bravely fronted up after games every other week last season showing true leadership.

Now, Ange says we will be bigger and better next season. We need to bring in some real quality to enhance what we have. Ange also said during the week, the signings will be more targeted and implied they will be players who will ‘start’

You mention Solbakken from Bodo in the article, he’s a superb talent but sadly he appears to be Roma bound now. (I also thought their left back showed up well at Celtic Park) However it’s players of that quality we undoubtedly need. We appear to be wide open in the middle of the park in many games against better quality sides and in the Champions League we will be found out if it isn’t rectified.

So many times over the years, we should have strengthened from an already fairly strong position and we didn’t do it. I suspect this time might be different as Ange can clearly spot a player and the Board have no excuse as huge Champs League money is guaranteed.

TicToc
1 year ago

And: The pope is on a visit to Liverpool. He claims that he has powers to cure almost any human ailment. Wee Billy shouts to him, “Father, can you help with my hearing?” The pope says, “put your hands over your ears and let us pray together…… after a moment or two the pope, says “how is your hearing now?” Wee Billy says, “I don’t know father, it’s not till next Tuesday”

1 year ago

Caption “Ted Hastings wants me for a summer job, okay boss?”

Whitearra
1 year ago

Caption : ‘Really, Australian lambswool?

Driftwid
1 year ago
Reply to  Whitearra

Jersey?

Owen Mullions
1 year ago

Caption – Before it goes in the trophy cabinet, make sure to wipe those grubby Hun paw prints off it.

James
1 year ago

Caption- “yeah,yeah mate just try not to look so stupid with the ball at your feet next season”

R.St.Parsley
1 year ago

Caption:
“Have ye seen this gaffer? A feckin receipt fae Cash Convertors made oot tae a Mr.Douglas Park”.

Hoop hoop hooray
1 year ago

‘Ooft it stinks a bit boss!’

‘Aye sorry joe, we’ve no had time to disinfect it yet’

Woof Charlie
1 year ago

Tamthetim I don’t believe you on two counts. 1. Broony wouldn’t say that about a fellow pro even if it was true. 2. The lad knows a bit about the game and 20 in your first season having moved across the globe and experienced a major injury is outstanding. So it’s not true. Thanks for popping in though.

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
1 year ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

WC, I think you got a little confused, TTT was talking about Karamoko Dembele our former Academy player not Kyogo Furuhashi ( think that’s the right spelling) one of our Japanese recruits.

Woof Charlie
1 year ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

My bad apologies.

Driftwid
1 year ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

Don’t stress it, Charlie, all those K’s in those two names would confuse anyone.

Well, maybe not anyone but you catch my drift.

dingbat
1 year ago

Salbakken has agreed terms with Roma. Next.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
1 year ago

Caption: you’re the man boss!

Woof Charlie
1 year ago

I note two cases of monkey pox down south that no one on here has picked up on. Only joking. What a year. Some things you can bluff but team spirit cannot be counterfeited. These guys are playing for each other and for Ange. What an achievement in a year. And who knows what transfer diamonds will be unearthed this summer with the money released by Bitton/Rogic wages never mind the CL cash. I’d prioritise a quality young keeper to learn his trade and another centre half off the Julien wage. Happy days.

SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS
1 year ago

Caption..
‘ listen boss, before we fill it with the Champers is their anyway we can add some Hun tears as a mixer!’
‘Why’s that mate?’
‘Well it’s odds on that any of us driving home are going to be stopped by the Polis.
It would be a laugh to see them using our samples in court.’

Uibh fhaili
1 year ago

You can take your gloves off mate ,it was cleaned after them filthy huns had it

rab wallace
1 year ago

We have the cup, where’s the tea?

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