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Celtic Diary Monday January 8

Rami Gershon should put pen to paper today and sign for Celtic, providing the cover for Efe Ambrose as the Nigerian is off to sunnier climes to play in the African Nations Cup. Others who are on the radar-and you might have to sit down for some of these-include Helder Barbosa-the Braga winger linked with Celtic a while back, who because he is cup tied for europe could be earmarked for that final domestic push for glory.

Yeah, that makes sense. but on a pre-contract? That sounds more likely, if there is anything in this story. Riquelme-yes, Juan Roman Riquelme – who some would argue is among the finest players ever to play at Celtic Park, when he played for Villareal. Currently 34, and at a loose end saying he hasn’t the energy anymore to turn it on for Boca in his native Argentina, has suddenly appeared on the radar. He has also told Boca Juniors yesterday he aint going back…Thats him in the top picture practising the “Broony”

If he is anywhere near as good as he was, then this could be an inspired Moravcik type of signing to make a serious challenge for the UCL. Using Riquelmes brain and the legs of Brown, Wanyama and Ledley would make a midfield to be reckoned with.

But, of course, its probably nonsense.

As is the story that Mladen Petric of Fulham wants to join, and Sammi Nasri on loan….You just know it’ll be Leigh Griffiths…Or Johnny Russell.

And we have the cheek to laugh at the likes of Norwich, who still seem to think they are in with a shout of landing Gary Hooper.

Of all those we are linked with, Riquelme, if true, would be inspired. If he is still any good. The rest, take with a pinch of salt.

Mikael Lustig, who if you remember, is supposed to be away to Russia to allow prodigal son Aiden McGeady a return to Celtic Park, says he is looking forward to enjoying the winter break, claiming it will rejuvenate the squad and help his body, which is tired. He can “go home and not focus on the football”

As opposed to play on a Saturday and not focus either.

The plans to recharge Scottish football with a new league structure have been revealed in all their glory.

It looks like the 12-12-18 idea will go ahead, which becomes an 8-8-8-18 after the split. The idea is to make all the games meaningful-like they pretty much are in the SPL this season-and thus encourage sponsors, tv and big crowds. The split seems to be something we will be stuck with for the time being, and it can’t be long before a wild card entry is granted to a new club with big crowds and tv appeal to help avoid armageddon.

speaking of the new club, it seems their erratic goalie can hold a pen no better than he can hold headers from Elgin players, as he has turned down a ยฃ10,000 a week one year deal , instead holding out for two years. He thinks he should be rewarded for transferring to the new entity, whilst the club think he shouldn’t.

Aussie reserve keeper Matt Ryan was lined up as a replacement, but has since backed out, mainly because someone told him he couldn’t sign for them anyway, and Cammy Bell doesn’t want to join their adventure either. Alexander has them over a barrel really, as they cannot sign a replacement.

The real ramifications of being a new, though well supported club are starting to sink in. what happens when Ian Black or David Templeton get fed up? It could be a long, long time before they claw their way back to top level football, especially as everyone else is having such a good time while they are away.

Ally Mccoist, who is in charge of the third division outfit has been moaning that his players should have a winter break as well, but its not really practical in that league, as all the players of all the other clubs have full time jobs outside the game, so they have to work anyway.

The most sickening thing ever published in a Scottish newspaper also hit the stands this weekend. Hugh Adam, the former director at Rangers who warned of David murrays impending train crash, recently passed away, and his obituary appeared in the Herald. Firstly, let me pass on condolences to his family, secondly, let me register the disgust which anyone must feel after reading the words written by Robert McElroy.

Using the mans passing as an excuse to write pro murray propaganda-“Sir David” as opposed to “Mr Adam”, and how Murrays fall from grace was down to the bank crashing (Although you could argue it was the money Murray owed them that caused the crash), but to imply at the end that Adam was a wee bit senile is truly shocking, and I hope that someone at the Herald sees fit to publish an apology, and then do a proper obituary for the man, who had Rangers in his heart, and never came across as one of the no surrender mob. I’m not going to post a link to it, the piece doesn’t deserve an audience. It is everything that is wrong with Scottish journalism, all on one page.

Anyway, back to the big teams.

UCL opponents Juventus were beaten at home by ten man Sampdoria yesterday, which should cheer you up, as should manager Antonio contes pre match claim that Juve won’t be paying out big money in January. He’s looking for bargains, and Drogba et al are not on his list.

Celtic will play Steaua Bucharest while they are over in Spain, in answer to the teaser on Saturday. Now, todays is a bit trickier. In fact, a lot trickier.

I was having a wee rummage through a box of programmes and so on I found when putting away the christmas decorations-and i found some crackers! (See what i did there?)

Apart from an old Radio times from 1976-or the Sex Offenders Register, as it is now known, there was this publication, which opened with the words…;

“Any expectations that Celtic Supporters have about their teams performance are sure to be matched by the aspirations of Kenny Dalglish, director of Football operations, and Head Coach John Barnes”

It is A4 size, and an “official licensed (sic) product of Celtic Football Club”

What is it?

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KIERAN Gallagher
11 years ago

surely not a catalog from the superstore….

Steveo
11 years ago

Firstly RIP Hugh Adam.

In answer to the question tho –

Pravda or Celtic View as its known officially!!!

As for Riquelme great player but hope it never happens if he can’t be bothered in Argentina then he’ ll no be bothered at ICT or Ross County in mid winter (or Motherwell at anytime of year!!!)

San MIguel
11 years ago

Is it the Chief Executives comments (Allan McDonald)in the match programme for either the postponed ICT game (the guttering blew off the roof in the north stand) or the infamous rescheduled match ?

Waiting for pensionerbhoy to post to see what he has to say (then check to see if it has posted- love it !)

Neither newspapers or phone in’s interest me anymore – the recent circulation figures for the Daily Record – tell you all you need to know.As for the SSB phone in on Clyde – do they really have 40+ different eejits every night phoning them ?

Peter
11 years ago

That obituary would have you believe every single company in the world went into liquidation after the 2008 banking crash. No, just the ones who had a ludicrous amount of debt and their friendly bankers were taken over by more professional ones.

11 years ago

Ralph

Like other “bears” I thought you would be in ‘ibernation so ignored you yesterday. Apologies – to the “bears” ๐Ÿ™‚

Comments on yesterday’s diary – dated? Yes. Good? Of course – the comments, I mean.

Winter break: Stop moaning. When you reach my age, you will be more than glad of it.

Transfer window: I stripped it yesterday, 6th, as is traditional. I miss the wee voluptuous angel already, mind.

Motherwell game: Controversy? Yes, from me. If the rule is the same for penalties as for corners, then the circumference of the ball only needs to overlap the spot. If so, then the ball was correctly positioned. If not, then it was as wrong as the ref’s inordinate eagerness to book Big F rather than have quick check first to see if he had a legitimate call.

Jonathan Watson: I remember a baker of that name when I was young and he sold stale breed and rolls for years too. He did eventually go into liquidation. That sure gave him the “blues”. Mind you, I think the buy out included all the stale breed and rolls for the new owner. I know he carried on selling the same old stale stuff.

Media: I have long believed that almost everyone in the SMS should leg-it. The faster they all run away to a sea of blue and blend, the better for all concerned. McMurdo? Sounds like something you should stick a dirk into on a Burns night. Or maybe it is just one of the stale products from Watson’s.

Boateng: Enough said about racism, bigotry and sectarianism. Actions have definitely proved louder and it is time to up the ante.

Quiz: Too late as usual but it was Tew and Buck the Rest!

H H

PS If this doesn’t post, then I am done, done done!!!:)

San MIguel
11 years ago

Just noticed – the diary says Monday the 8th January – is it not the 7th ? _ Or is this posted from Australia (where it is now the 8th- but Tuesday).

Have I lost a day ?

Ralph malph
11 years ago
Reply to  San MIguel

No,but it looks like I have. The publication was a garswood,with the record,i think…

Ralph malph
11 years ago
Reply to  Ralph malph

I meant freebie,bloody phone

binkabhoy
11 years ago

You can sense the froth forming in the mouth of the “journalist” who wrote that obituary by the end of it. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was actually another two paragraphs at the end which had to be cut form the piece as it was just a stream of insults and incitements to riot (or protest, as they call it depending on who’s doing it as it seems to be the case…)

11 years ago

Ralph

Caught you, You’re het!

You just can’t let the transfer window go, can you? try jumping out. It doesn’t hurt, honest! Seriously, I remember when I had that imaginary tv channel Santa, santa, seeing Boca and Riquelme fairly often. I agree with your comparison to Lubo but I reckon we do not have a Dr. Joe to entice him. If he had come Europe he would undoubtedly been a star. As for any others mentioned, please use the window for purpose and throw the lot to …… out!

As for the Mafia reconstruction plans, Chicago style one presumes, I just wish they would all SLIT and gie us peace. What an absolute bunch of loons. Great, take off the wally plates and replace the with their best china or should that be their “old chinas”. Now, there’s a cracker if ever I heard one (Do you see what I DID there, Ralph? China – cracker. Ah well, I tried(.

Now, where did you hear that nonsense about Ally? Even he would not ask for a winter break after all the trips he and his “happy bunch” have had to the hielan’ hills this season. Mind you, I will concede he might just be a bit p****ed with the midges by now. Anyway, only one more season till they are SPL champions again after a fast track, sorry ONE, to the championship.

I have sent word to UEFA asking that Juventus be disqualified. Given their propensity for losing games, at home too, they are becoming a real challenge to us that we were totally unaware of at the time of the draw. I feel this would be in contravention of UEFA ruke number 25c, sub par. 1,762, section 54abdes, para. 5,800,990 which clearly states something. I am sure we could find a contravention somewhere.

As I have learned the secret of getting the quiz correct i.e. waiting till others have given the answer, I will wait till tomorrow’s diary before answering. Now I have told you all, don;t go cheating and copying me.

For San MIguel, I will post my reaction to a non-post, just in case. If I am wrong and it comes up, then my apologies and “Thank you”. If not
@x***~#+^^””**&^):@@XXdoner***’nblitzen,schnellhund,victorborgehimmelandhummel’nming’nding’ndong’ndang&dynestyadolph;nrudolph’ngodt’nhimmel ******XXXXXX@@@@@, it will be ok!

H H

11 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Sorry. I was in such a rush to get to San M’s bit, I made more spelling and grammatical mistakes than Charlie Green drops “H”s. I know it is not like me and would not wish anyone to feel insulted by my poor quality language. I do not wish to lose your image of me as an erudite B*****D and for those with minds of a delicate nature, F***K OFF as Shakespeare would say.

H H

11 years ago

Ralph

I wanted to say this separately. Thoughts and prayers for the Adams family. I agree wholeheartedly with your summations of him, the issues surrounding him and the disgraceful ignoramuses at the MSM.

I can not say a lot about the man, but he came across as honest and decent. We simply can not judge a man on his football affiliations, especially when his public persona is one of a real gentleman. May he be allowed to rest in peace.

H H

John Littledick
11 years ago

Monday January 8th? So I’ve got two birthdays? At my age one is enough! I’m disillusioned with the proposed new league set-up: it still entails 4 meetings a season with quite a few clubs. the fans won’t buy it as most of us want back to 2 meetings a season. Why not reintroduce league cups sections on a regional basis? That could provide 4 R*****s games per season, 5 if we meet again in the final.
I noticed there’s further speculation about Celtic joining the English. I would be wary of moving as we could end up as a rich sheik’s plaything with fans having to fork out ยฃ90 to watch an ‘all-stars’ eleven. If anyone finds that prospect attractive, they ain’t got no souls. It’s as far removed from Lisbon ’67 as you can possibly get.

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