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Celtic Diary Friday July 15: Another First For Celtic

The safe standing experiment begins tomorrow with the home game against Wolfsburg. i suppose its a lot easier to turn your back on the game if you’re standing up.

Funded entirely by state aid-some will have you believe as soon as they think of it-it all looks quite impressive ;

celtic12.jpg

speaking of funding, and i was only kidding about the state aid thing, Celtic are said to have paid around £500,000 to take some seats out and er, put some rails in.

2,600 seats, in total, which works out at around £192 each. How do companies get these tenders, and how do they justify such expense.

I could have done it myself a lot cheaper, with a van and a bit of graft, and by working a couple of hours over at night, probably done it quicker as well.

In 1990, standing at football matches was banned, in the wake of the Hillsborough tragedy, and its impossible to ignore the big picture here, because all eyes will be on Celtic Park this season, as once again the club sets a precedent in changing the norm.

Always looking to the future and leading the way, if you don’t count the continued use of zero hours contracts for employees… a practice popular in the good old days of child labour, no unions and a life expectancy roughly the same as that of your dog.

Customer Service Operator – Zero Hours  – Ticket Office

Purpose

To assist in the day-to-day operations of the Celtic Ticket Office, providing world-class customer service to Celtic supporters and stakeholders.

 

Key Responsibilities

 

  • Provide world-class customer service and resolve supporter enquiries through the Ticket Office counter and telephone line.
  • Process home match, away match and season ticket sales
  • Process payments and follow all daily banking procedures
  • Use the provided ticketing system to ensure accurate supporter records are maintained
  • Printing, fulfilment and posting of home and away match tickets
  • To adhere to the Ticket Office Policies and Procedures at all times
  • Assist in any area of Ticket Office operations as requested by the Ticket Office Operations Manager

 

Desired Skills

 

  • Previous experience in a customer service role
  • Previous experience in ticket sales/administration
  • Excellent communication and customer service skills
  • Able to work individually and as part of a team
  • Willing to work flexibly (evening/weekend match days)
  • Knowledge of Celtic Football Club

Engagement will be on a zero hours basis to assist with match days and sales as required.

Closing Date: Friday 22nd July 2016

I’m sure they’ll get top notch applicants, who already have a direct line to a foodbank. And when the successful applicant moves on to a proper contract elsewhere, they’ll advertise again, and so on…

All to save a few quid when money is being poured out at an alarming rate in other areas.

Every now and again, I stop and wonder what exactly went wrong with my club, and try to work out when it happened.

When I work it out, and let you know and we can pop down and put things right.

 

It’s the new managers first game at Celtic Park, and a chance for him to give a run out for the eleven that will attempt to turn around the one goal deficit to the Gibraltan champions, and so there is actually every chance we’ll see a swshbuckling and entertaining game.

Instead of the usual type of anyone who turns up can get a game attitude to friendlies, this one should be used as a trial run for the players who must now think they have a great chance of breaking into the first team.

And staying there.

Players such as Calum MacGregor and Stuart Armstrong should announce their intentions of taking over the central midfield. Patrick roberts and James Forrest -the latter almost certainly now in the last chance saloon could be used as  alternating wingers, changing flanks as and when they feel like it, or playing in an advanced central role if the need arises, to offer another creative option. Dembele, Griffitha and Ciftci to fight it out for what will surely be two strinking slots.

And as for the defence, we could even try starting a game with one in place.

The good news is that if you have a season book, its free entry tomorrow. And on Wednesday.

It might be an idea to pop along, not only to support the team, but in case the adventure comes to a shuddering halt…

Theres plenty of talk, some of it verging on screaming, about new players coming in. No doubt they will, but it isn’t going to make any difference in time for the return game, so those charged with the task of prolonging the european adventure by four more games-we aren’t yet in the safety zone of Europa League football-will have to come from those already here.

Thats why tomorrows friendly takes on a little more importance than usually associated with these games.

Those of you who don’t want to spoil the weekend, look away now;

Qarabag (AZE) (2-0) Dudelange (LUX)
Rosenborg (NOR) (3-1) Norrkoping (SWE)
Astana (KAZ) (0-0) Zalgiris Vilnius (LTU)
Astra Giurgiu (ROU) 11.076
Sheriff (MDA) (2-3) Hapoel Beer-Sheva (ISR)
Crvena zvezda (SRB) (2-1) Valletta (MLT)
Dinamo Tbilisi (GEO) 2-0 Alashkert (ARM)
FH Hafnarfjördur (ISL) (1-1) Dundalk (IRL)
Tren?ín (SVK) (4-3) Olimpija Ljubljana (SVN)
Ferencváros (HUNG) (1-1) Partizani* (ALB)  

If Celtic overcome the Red Imps on Wednesday, we’ll play the winners of one of those ties, first leg scores in brackets.

And we’ll find out which one later this morning, shortly after 11am. Its live on the UEFA website if you really fancy putting the knackers on your day, or you can wait until tomorrows diary to finish off your weekend.

 

 

Out of contract Charlie Mulgrew has been offered a deal at sheffield Wednesday worth around £1m a year, and lets face it, he’s probably already on the train.

He’s not in the new managers plans, or he’d have been signed up by now, and he’s going to get a lot more money in sheffield, so if I were him i’d take it.

He’ll save more money as well, because for a town of its size, there’s very little to do in Sheffield, so he’ll probably stay in most nights, which will no doubt mean a sigh of relief from his kids, who still hate it when daddy drives.

He’s been good for us, and we’ve been good for him.

Best of luck,  Charlie, which incidentally is in good supply in Yorkshire, and another reason to stay home most nights.

He won’t be the last out the door, but at least his feet will touch the floor as he leaves.

There may be a sign of who is really in charge of the team later this month, as we hear that Peter Lawwell has told Emilio Izaguirrre he’s going, but manager Rodgers wants to keep him….

Is this to be the battleground that decides who dominates team policy for the forthcoming season ?

Or does someone else ?

Level 5, who plant the feelgood “rangers ” stories, have been quick to plant the feelbad Celtic ones, in the interests of balance.

Level 5 man and former Celtic player and assistant manager Murdo MacLoed has tried to instill a sense of panic in the support;

“There has been a real feelgood factor about the way Ronny Deila left and the way Brenda Rodgers came in All of a sudden there is one competitive game played and the supporters are looking at it and thinking that it is the same old, same old.

“Getting players in to make the difference is imperative now. They need to do it and they need to do it now.” 

A knee jerk reaction? Shouldn’t we take our time and get the right players in ?

“There should be no knee-jerk reaction to the result on Tuesday night because it showed up what most people have been able to see over the past few seasons; Celtic need at least three or four good, quality players. Players who can appreciate the demands when you are playing at a high level and trying to get into the UEFA Champions League.

“It is a strange one. It was an awful result but as others have shown before him, you can come out the other end after a terrible start – but he needs to move quickly to get the players in – and other players out – to make the difference. There has been a lot of criticism and a lot of flak which goes with the territory when you are a Celtic manager and you are on the wrong end of a result like that. He has to take it and get on with it.”

So, no knee jerk reaction, just get it done now.

Murdo Macloed is probably the most sensible group of people at Level 5, having mastered the art of reasonable debate with themselves. Or himselves, which probably isn’t a word.

I feel for Ambrose because, believe it or not, I actually think he is a good player,” he said. “But he seems to make mistakes at critical times in critical games and his confidence is shot now. If Celtic have real and genuine ambitions of getting into the group stages of the Champions League then they need to decide on the players they want and go out and get them. They can then look to rely on a settled defence which helps everyone out.” 

There’s little to argue with in what MacLoed says, so its perhaps a good job he does it for us.

Its Friday, and you know what that means….

Knob Of The Week  

Yet again, the standard of entries has been commendably high, and yet again its hard to pick a winner.

In fact this week, we’ve seen quite a few who would have won comfortably in other weeks, and yet still one man manages to stand head and shoulders above the rest.

An  untimely and possibly even inflammatory post on Facebook re-opened wounds that are still trying to heal, and made a direct association with Celtic and republicanism, and yet Gregory Campbell still didn’t win.

He must be gutted, but you have to say that this weeks winner is Peter Lawwell, or Iain Bankier.

In fact, lets award it to the Celtic board who bravely hid under their table despite this unwarranted slur on the club. Who failed to defend the good name of our club when the moment called for it.

Yet you wait until someone flies a starry plough, or sings the “wrong” song in the new standing section….

So, for the first time in the history of the award, we have a collective effort scooping the trophy.

Well done to the Celtic board, for earning the title-and you can have one each-

Knob Of The Week  

Its almost impossible to find a picture of all of them, so here’s a roll of dishonour…

Another great bunch of guys, with only the clubs best interests at heart. 

If you don’t count resolution 12, zero hours, a living wage, interference in team matters, and a general disinterest in protecting and enhancing the heritage of the club, the supporters of the club and the good name of the club.

 

Caption competition time, and yesterdays picture, of what at the time was the worlds smallest shop….

 

prompted this winning quip following on from an earlier picture in the diary..

Danny Bhoy July 14, 2016 at 11:37 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption;

Andy Murray’s ‘bag man’ – the early years  

 

Today, we step into the past again, because technically, you can’t really step into the future, except very slowly.

London in the 1920's.  street gramophone player

 

 

 

 

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MaestroMcStay
7 years ago

That vacancy advert for the ticket office actually wants someone to provide a “World class service” while working on a zero hours contract at minimum wage. Whoever writes up these job adverts, you honestly couldn’t mark their necks with a blowtorch. Our club captain earns circa £20k per week??? He can’t even provide a Gibraltar semi pro class service.

7 years ago
Reply to  MaestroMcStay

STAND UP FOR THE CHAMPIONS!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: ” THE FUCKING WITCH IS DEAD, BHOYS….ICE CREAM AND JELLY “!

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Caption: Help, someone’s stolen my singing dog.

Cannot understand why they’re still persisting with zero hours contracts for staff working full or nearly full time. It’s different for those working every second Saturday, for whom the scheme was originally brought in. But now it’s pervasive. Even at the NTS. Time for Celtic to take the lead.

Dziekanowskis' nightclub child
7 years ago

Mr King unveils the new ibrokes PA system which he assures everyone meets the highest safety standards.

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Monticello, MAY I inform you the fucking witch is back with knobs on. Thought the Knob of the week would be our wonderful Foreign Secretary. But plenty of opportunity for him.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Mike Annis

MAYbe m8 MAYbe….

Dziekanowskis' nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: I swapped the baby for this, that ok?

Monti
7 years ago

If it was a Hun baby, you got the better deal!

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Jabbas new company,Squinty 5,plays the same auld record,Thems are great and the tic are pish,sung by the Hun Brethern Band.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Bar manager of Malones welcomes the Etims family to his establishment, here we see him waiting on the last member, Charlie Saiz, appear over the hill, pulling his cart if statistics.

” Mon Charlie, the Rebs have started, get a drink at the trough before you head in, Carrot juice sir”?

FredCDobbs@hotmail.com
7 years ago

Caption : Look i’ve emptied the place

7 years ago

It is heart-breaking and shameful what these scumbags have doen to Celtic. They should be employed at Ibrox. Thye are literally killing the club. At least the thieves and vagabonds at Ibrox were ripping everyone off to improve the team.They took their ill-gotten gains and employed players they couldn’t afford to cheat to win trophies. Don’t see the same commitment to our club from these characters. No real investment in the club for years, best players sold yet we will save a few quid by using these employment practices. Even Hearts don’t use them any more. And Lord Livingston a proud board member. Where did it all go wrong? They are pissing all over the history of the club.

cliftbhoy
7 years ago

I’m sorry but I think that you, who writes this diary, that is knob of the week.
Far too much criticism in one fell swoop, at least that other lot have some internal loyalty. The board of Celtic have kept the club afloat and reasonably competitive for a long time now. Please cut them some slack, many, many other Companies employ people on zero hours contracts. Some of us are just happy to have a job. I thought for a minute there you had handed the page over to the other lot because you were on holiday. It’s only half time in the qualifier, I predict a wee comeback in the second half.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  cliftbhoy

Fuck off. It’s the fans who have kept the club afloat ya moron.

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  cliftbhoy

CLIFTBHOY

Telling phrase you used there,mate. ” Just happy to have a job”

Now don’t get me wrong-I know exactly what you mean. In these times that is a prevailing opinion.

Or attitude,if yer a boss.

If anyone ever told me to “be happy you’ve got a job” I wouldn’t hesitate.

Result-no job,no clean criminal record,shagged rotten off Big Bubba in the showers for the rest of my natural.

And I’d still consider it worth it.

Bastards who have reduced the working man to a phrase like that!

FredCDobbs@hotmail.com
7 years ago
Reply to  cliftbhoy

zero hours contracts would have had maggie wanking off big style.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Perish the thought, though old nick’s probably splaying her with his red hot rhythm stick.
At least, I hope he is. In fact, he had better be.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption! Time: 11:11 a.m.
Location:The hatch, Boots the Chemist,Dundee High st.

Morning Mike. 🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Got my methadone for me yet Monti? Shakin all over,with happiness, happiness that gift from god that only some of us get.
The Stadium and the Celtic Way are absolutely world class,the support are the best,the Manager who luvs Celtic.
The only negative is a Board that just will not invest in the team,I realize that they have a duty to keep the club safe but why have facilities been the priority and not the team? To move forward we MUST invest in the team and soon.
Zero hours contracts are fundamentally not what Brother Walfred would have stood for he will be spinning in his grave at the thought of that.Unequality in the workplace is disgusting,CEO receive a disgusting unbalance of remuneration compared to other employees,that is not what the ethos of our club stands for.
We are waiting and watching.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Here comes the rain Monti,get your wellies on,or get the bairns pram inside and bring her dollies inside to.
Better still take the wifey and the bairn back into Bonny Dundee follow the oor willie way and then a bar lunch,mmmm sounds good,paddle in the sea at Broughty Beach and fight of the seagulls,they are almost as bad as some of the citizens,naw only kiddin they are great,a lot of tic supporters there,you would be in good company.
Wellies on,umbrellas oot.

Oztim67
7 years ago

Caption: Fat Boy Slim circa 1930.

paul
7 years ago

“As Money is tight at Ibrox the new stadium announcer shows the fans what to expect this season in terms of sound quality”

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Ralph.

Has anyone won KNOB OF THE WEEK in successive weeks?

Cos I nominate that showerashit in our boardroom for next week too.

Zero hour contracts. I f…..g despair.

Monti
7 years ago

Bondibrian.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Leave our Bondi alane, We are bonded with Bondi,we need him,he puts a different perspective on life,with his upside doon humour and good grace,he needs us,he wants us,he gets us,he would be frightened to leave us, we are his connection to his hameland and the tic.
Apart from being a greetin faced cnut,he gies me a good laugh,sooo keep on postin bondi and remember to smile.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Cheers Mike, but mind yersel, ad hate ti think ah come between and the bold Monti. Monti eh? As ma maw would say… “God luv um” HAIL HAIL N aw that!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bondi,
I am only pulling your leg m8!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Bondi, Nothing or no one could come between Monti and me,he is my tic brother,I luv him,in a manly way of course.He has certain way of expressing himself that I like along with his sense of humour,which not everyone appreciates,I do though and recognize his luv of the tic,which is 100%.
You keep posting Bondi and its great to see your luv for the tic. our brotherhood is and always has been a BROAD church,so good wishes to you and yours.H.H.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Your still not getting a tap!

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Cheers Mike, but am no huvin Monti ” pulling ma leg”… Ah want his all guns a-blazin take no prisoners come N Huv a go ya Kaaaaaaaaaaaants attitude! UP THE TIC

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

…whut yi want noo Monti ya pest? hurry up cos am busy chatting wi ma new best neebs Mike fae Dundee.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

🙂

Ken

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

HE.HE.HE.

Oztim67
7 years ago

Good evening from Melbourne where it is very cold, though not by Scottish standards. Hope those going to the game on Saturday have a very happy experience.

Caption: The new Ibrokes PA system is wheeled out.

2bhoys1ghirl
7 years ago

Caption:

“Tom was not overly impressed with his baby’s new hearing aid”

andybhoy
7 years ago

Back to Kazakstahn… Europa League here we come.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

My name is Borat….Yanks a much.

Big Shuggy
7 years ago

Hoops will play either Astana of Kazakhstan or Zalgiris Vilnius of Lithuania

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption… I’m on a zero hours contract and you can see by my face, I’m absolutely fucking ecstatic.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Andy the CBI recently undertook a survey to investigate the effect of the new living wage on businesses,result,no effect on business as they either incorporated the cost or raised there prices.
An utter disgrace that anyone should have to suffer these brutal contracts.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Yet you’ll get some that say it suits some people. I feel for any person that would have to live their life or any part of it on something like that.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

They may say that but it is to suite there own agenda,
given the oppertunity to obtain a zero hours contract or a proper contract I am certain that 99% would take the latter.
Camerons Goverment were a complete disgrace allowing that zero hours contract yet executive officers pay rose dramatically,I see that Hammond appears to suggest the end of Austerity,Hallilueya and thank fuck.Time for a better balanced society.

schoosh71
7 years ago

“Every now and again, I stop and wonder what exactly went wrong with my club, and try to work out when it happened.”

I’d say and it’s only my opinion, which I don’t mind being called ‘paranoid’ about. But, I’ve pinpointed it to when Peter decided to put that masonic symbol on the jersey. HH

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption…. Fuck it.

Wufti67
7 years ago

Caption
Celtic board come up with novel idea to help fans in north stand hear announcements

Wufti67
7 years ago

Caption
Celtic board come up with novel idea to help fans in north stand hear announcements maybe a repeat but we can’t hear f all north stand lower

Delbhoy
7 years ago

John if your going to the etims get together they will need an extra seat for the grim rieper who follows you about , you really are the merchant of doom ma man lol

Im going along tomorrow and i think we will have a clearer indication of where brendans at with the team. I would expect armstrong to have a starring role and wee griff central again

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Pavement-waver: Klaxons are so Klanzing!

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption ‘ the bus to Gibraltar is late’

mckenzke67
7 years ago

Caption – The original Walkman

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Looking at the team going forward , unless brendan brings in sinclair its pretty clear we dont really have a left winger , i think gms if he gets him self fit and confident could make this position his own. With armstrong expected to be brought in more to the left centre role , i would love to see these two link up on the left side together , i think they would be really good if theycan get the form back that transformed us when they first came in . I think thats just a case of getting confidence back. Thoughts?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Del, we need at least 3 new players pronto.Winger,Centre Back and one or two new mids.If we do not get them in quick,then its goodbye to C.L.this season and maybe even title 6.

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Are you kidding delbhoy GMS/Armstrong tweedledee/tweedledum,both weak one average the other rubbish both slow ffs yes defo the way forward.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Deepest darkest Lanarkshire, here we see the town crier declare ” THE WHYTES HAVE HAD A SON, THEY HAVE NAMED HIM CRAIG ”

BOWL?

7 years ago

So we will know more after a friendly. A quick glance ay a couple of videos would be enough to understand what areas need to be strengthened and which players should have been moved out, not sold, sacked. It should not have taken two months to do this. A center half could have been bought before the Euros. The peopel we are linked with are hardly world beaters. Shane Duffy for God’s sake. He is a Championship player. And the Dutch guy at Forest. I actually don’t believe we are interested in this guy, it is paper talk. If it is not, then someone at Celtic Park needs their arse kicked, He is exactly the same kind of substandard plodder that has been signed over the past few years, you know the Pukkis, Banguras and Ciftcis of the world. Oh wait a minute Ciftci is still in the picture. The next round draw has also been kind, we should be able to beat either one of these, although we have struggled badly against this standard of side. And they will not be afraid of playing Celtic. This game is only two weeks away, and we have the same team as last year. Does no one learn from the past at Celtic.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  john

Beg to differ about beating Astana, because it’s they who we will play. Eight hour flight and 6 hour time difference, they also drew with Benfica, Galatasaray twice and also managed a draw with Atletico Madrid in their group last season.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Thats correct Andy,they are a good side and they will be extremely hard to beat even over two legs.If we do not have several better players in before we meet them, then its good night Vienna.
Over to you big Pete or Brendan or whoever.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike, that horse has bolted already. It is incredulous that the lack of foresight within the corridors of power at Celtic Park should have us in the position that we are rank outsiders to qualify for the group stages. Deila should have been booted in January to enable us to make a genuine attempt at qualifying. All I see is a club who have committed to a ridiculous schedule of friendly games that fill me with absolute dread.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Andy, I had checked the UEFA website re signings and what you say is completely true,I cannot believe the lack of foresight its bonkers.Its hard to accept that this is still going on,I had hoped that Rodgers appointment would be similar to MON and that he would obtain and be responsible for a bigger better budget,the press was full of £15 mill.spend,if that is not accurate then we have been duped again.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

I Disagree we need to be playing top opposition sooner because we are playing other Champions in July/August.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Firstly uralias you have to beat Astana a very good team with a great C.L. pedigree,can you see that with the team we have without additions.By july/august we will be more match fit,Astana are well under way in there league.

If away first,it must be, 4-5-1.
Home 4-4-2.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

I meant in Friendlies.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Well maybe you should have made that clearer ya wee rascal.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Aye Mike I shoulda.

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  john

Each of our potential opponents in the next round of qualification are well into their seasons. Astana lead the K league by 10 points and, more importantly, have played 20 matches in their league. They secured a zero all draw away from home against the Lithuanians, Zalgiris. They, in turn, are second in their league, one point behind the leaders but have a game in hand.
Most likely, we shall face Astana and that will be a tough ask at this stage of BR’s regime. Failure at that stage means we are not automatically guarranteed playing in Europe.

All this is assuming that we dispose of those pesky Imps on Wednesday.

Each year Scottish clubs struggle to qualify in Europe against teams who are further advanced in their season. Failure means loss of revenue and missing out on experience that would improve teams. Similarly, the national team syruggles to qualify for competitions because we produce average players. These are not one off events, they are regular occurrences. You would think that the SFA would notice this and show concern, produce initiatives to improve the situation. If ever there was an indication that they are not fit for purpose, it is the performance of the whole Scottish game…….second rate heading to third rate and managed by fourth rate officials. What can be done? The clubs have to force change. Improve the clubs, improve the national team. Other nations have dragged their domestic game up by the boot straps, why can’t we?

Rant over,

Rebus

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Rebus, There is a very simple tried and tested solution and it is this.Reintroduce schools fitba,when it was available and adopted by each school the,bairns were much fitter and the standards at each and every level rose,just as it declined when dropped.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I disagree Mike, though school and youth football is very important. What’s needed is to encourage kids to learn to play with a ball first and foremost. Whether that be in quiet streets, playing the ball of kerbs and walls for hours on end, learning how to caress and control a ball coming at you at all angles and pace. Fuck me, if I was on my tod or out with mates, I a had a ball at my feet almost every minute of the day, you no longer see that. It seems to be, that if it isn’t organised then the kids aren’t interested. I don’t pretend to know the answer, but what is happening now is obviously killing the talent we used to produce on what seemed to be an endless conveyor belt.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Your experience echos my own Andy,not many cars about,playing fitba under the street lights when it got dark,being hounded by your parents to come in and go to bed. We woke up to fitba played it at school,morning noon and night,dreampt fitba,played and loved school fitba,played county fitba and then junior fitba.
Always dreamed along with my brother and pals,brother played for Falkirk.
That is why I cannot speak highly enough about the thrill of playing schools fitba.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

The lady batch of players to play at school was Shaun Maloney’s generation. Even then it was only a few schools left.

rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike etc,

There must be something that the SFA could do even without schools football. Hire a team of coaches to run summer schools on skills. Bring in foreign coaches to teach both our coaches and kids to improve. Take the best players from Junior football, Juvenile football and run them through courses. Look at best practices in other similar countries. The only limit to innovation is lack of ambition. The SFA stands for Sweet Fanny Adams………..what a disgraceful waste of money they all are…not an innovative bone in any of their bodies.

What is the definition of insanity……doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result! Mr and Mrs SFA please start with the basic idea that we have to change to improve. Accept that, then decide how to change.

Rebus
Rebus

rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rant 3.1.1 a) and another thing! Why not do something radical, like giving up on Europe for a few years. By all means stay in the competitions but any progress would be a bonus only. Now scrap the current system of signing youth players. Start a draft system. Youths are ranked. The bottom teams get the higher draft picks, the top teams the lower draft picks. They can also trade for higher draft picks by buying them/trading two or three picks for one top pick/ or trading established players. Competition in the domestic game will become stronger over a few years. Once the league is truly competitive, start to think about Europe seriously.

There are lots of scenarios like this that can created and explored by the industry. However, it takes initiative from somebody to get it started.

Rebus

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rebus, I have heard about so many initiatives to get things organized by the SFA,but it always seems to falter and then fail.We for certain do not invest enough into indoor facilities to encourage youngsters to play in Scotia,because of the weather we need the facilities and you are right,to look outside for examples and coaches.We have so many Governments with Ministers being paid to promote fitness and sports,you would think that they could organize something to get the youngsters going and to get them to love the game,the way our generation did.That is why My own opinion of Schools fitba,should be encouraged.

7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Ah hate to be the harbinger of doom (a think that’s Johns gig )…but we’ve got to get past they pesky Imps if we’re to face anyone.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bondi,
We will win comfortably on Wednesday.

FredCDobbs@hotmail.com
7 years ago
Reply to  john

The next round draw has also been kind

crap.

Monti
7 years ago

Players should have been brought in before the qualifiers!

mike
7 years ago

Agree Monti, two weeks back they were talking about signings coming in, in 2/3 days time and now everything is deadly quiet.
Settle the nerves Bbhoy,anything happening?

Bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Been at the golf Mike. Not heard much to be fair

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Fore, I hear you say,well that is better than three signings,thank yoo Bbbhoy.

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Ibrokes new mobile Wi-Fi Hotspot. 5 minutes free Wi-Fi before it moves.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

Over at Steptoe and Son, even the horse and son have told the boss where to stick his zero-hour contracts.

Hertim
7 years ago

Caption. We have the oldest records, look. Watp

Uralius
7 years ago

Erik, Somemannamedvic, Tierney, Shady (till someone bids for him), Brown (See below), Allan, Armstrong, MacGregor, Roberts, Gary Mackay Steven (firmly believe he will come good), Rogic, Shifty, Dembele, Griffiths, Gordon, Baillie along with any player under 22 should be permitted to stay the rest should be sold for 75% of their value. Keep Brown and make him a coach so he can teach our wimpy players how to kick ankles, get away with it and then stare at everyone. Ditch Bitton before she teaches any of our younger midfielders ballet. Get Kris away because he is a self serving tube (the polar opposite of his wonderful wife).

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

The lesser spotted Simunovic is made of glass, we’ve had a number done on us there. Mackay Steven is only decent against shite, Allan, the one we have or the one Rodgers wants?. If it’s the lesser spotted Scott Allan your’e talking about, then their is very little hope for us. There just seems to be something seriously wrong with him.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

there rather than their.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Getting people sorted after years of hunoine use is tough and some of them will never be 100%. As for our Glassumovic, wrap the bugger in cotton wool until someone buys him.

Pj44
7 years ago

Caption,Glen daly’sfirst rendition of (It’s a grand ail team to play for)

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption.. ‘Get your macaroon and the Wrigley spearmint chewing gum’!!

mike
7 years ago

You must be my brother,we connect,you say what I am thinking,you can be a cheeky wee bassa but apart from that,their is a connection,imagine that,who would have thunk it,me having an Ayrshire tim,to connect with.In future I will not post,I will leave it up to you,to articulate my thoughts.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
That shouldn’t be hard….methadone, shoplifting, methadone, shoplifting……

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, how pray tell me are we expected to be able to afford charlie, acid the big H etc.without our trade of shoplifting?
Get a jobby I hear you say,but that we cannot do if we are lying in the street,be fair min.Kin I tap yoo for a twenty at the swally,I am a bit short this month?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Naw ye cannae!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Okay Dokey, What time does the shops open ra morra,what would most people like to buy,well its gotabee the jewllers then,oot with the blanket and the beggin bole,get a loan of a whimsicle looking dug and bobbys yer aunty,what shops are you gaun to ramorra High Street in Bonny Dundee?Cos I ken yoo like to look efter the homeless.Mahn its cauld outside.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Mike,
Get me two pair of Adidas Gazelles…Green and white ones and the red and white ones…£50 in you pocket m8.

Size 10

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

For yoo dear anything for you,size 10 may be a problem,could yoo sqeeze your boats into a 9?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Nut, have to be a 10!

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,

Are you from Ayrshire? I lived in Beith for a time. Loved it. My sister in law is from Beith.
Saw Gaberlunzie there in a night never to be forgotten!

Rebus

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Rebus,
No mate.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Rebus, he is from Bonny Dundee,he just cant get enough.He just cant get enough.

Wee Red
7 years ago

Early career of Davy Weir’s Mobile Disco

andybhoy
7 years ago

‘Ayrshire’, that’s nearly as bad as being called a bun.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

See you are still a cheeky wee bassa,even at 6fit one.

7 years ago

Remember the manager was appointed two months ago and he was supposed to ‘hit the road running’. He knew what he wanted the money was there and the only problem was he would only have a month to work with his signings and those he would keep in time for the real qualifiers during the last week of July. And here we are with 11 days until that game and we are one down in the second qualifying round. In short, the supporters are being duped again. But they are going to have to spend money as the present lot cannot be guaranteed to win the league. I cannot think of any other club who went from Euphoria (totally over the top) to the cold light of reality quite so quickly. It is almost as if this has never happened before. that these qualifiers have snuck up on everyone and are unexpected. it is Deja Vu all over again.

Delbhoy
7 years ago

John i cant see how you can say armstrong is slow mate , hes anything but

Delbhoy
7 years ago

And i am serious , dont recall tweedle dee scoring at the san siro

Johann murdoch
7 years ago

Caption

Sevco fans launch in house ” lion brand” mobile phone

Pablomc
7 years ago

Fuck me bhoys, it really does sag it all about football in England and tv money. Bournemouth have paid 15 mil for a Liverpool reserve!!!!! Ffs! What chance do we have. Their average crowd is about 13000 ffs, we have no chance in competing with a team like fucking Bournemouth!

Monti
7 years ago

I see Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon have had a meeting today?

That’s Coronation Street, Eastenders and Emmerdale covered then.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

AH Nickerless and Mother Theresa, I am reasonably informed by my spies in Bute House (the wifeys a cleaner).That the conversation revolved around the result in Gibralter.Nicky wis gutted but was certain that we could overturn the result at porkheid.While the P.M.wondered if she could bet a months salary on the tic prevailing.The three of them including the wifey,smoked a joint,had a bevvy and goosed the chef.They despite whit reports said went upstairs for a lye doon,they are still ensconced there as I post.

7 years ago

I thought the national team and Scotland’s biggest clubs had already given upon Europe. Our club has. It is a bonus every five years for the CL a wee run in the EL every other year. Kids have too any other alternatives to playing football in the pissing rain on tarmac, these days. Many are not interested. TV coverage has also ruined the game. Kida want a Barcelona jersey or Real Madrid gear and think that Messi and Ronaldo are the norm. Take them along to see Celtic over the past five years and they are disappointed. Half empty ground, half arsed supporters, crappy atmosphere. ‘It’s not like it is on the telly, Dad’ is what you get. The SFA are not interested in Scottish football. They are only interested in Celtic and Rangers and getting back to the way things were. They can sell the idea of the Old Firm as being one of the top derbies in the world. But that is dead with Rangers dying. And they are now desperate to bring it back to life. But if we are being honest it is absolute shite. I can’t remember the last really good football game between the two. It was past its sell-by date before they bit the dust. That is why Celtic’s reaction over the past few years is so disappointing. It is as if they have been waiting for Rangers to ‘return’ as if they didn’t know what to do without them. We need Europe we don’t need to return to the days of the Old Firm. That is a backward step. there is no future in the sectarian phoney war between the two clubs it is bad for Scottish football as well. But there appears to be nothing that can be done about it. And it is what a lot of people want.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  john

John,
It wasn’t shite, what was shite was their cheating and assistance from match officials.
The feeling of beating original Rangers was fucking great, the thing about those games was the fear of losing made it hard to enjoy it.

Rangers (IL) are gone now so we can never experience this feeling of exhilaration again.

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  john

John,

What you are saying may be true in bits, but for goodness sake suggest some remedies now and again. You are beginning to sound like a liturgy of doom. We can all spot the problems but the solutions……are slippery wee eels!

BR has been in the job a few weeks during which time he has been assessing his squad. After a competitive game he now knows a few of who he needs to discard. That is where we are at present. On transfers, as you know, we do not have a budget similar to say Everton, so we shall find it difficult to attract an upgraded player to the SPL. It will take time to do it….longer than Everton would take to sign a player. The fact that we have not signed players quickly may reflect that, and not that we have not been trying. There is plenty of time to judge later. Give it time.

Rebus

Monti
7 years ago

Celtic v Lincoln red imps 4-4-2

Gordon

Janko
Lustig
Sviatchenko
Tierney

Forrest
Brown
Armstrong
Roberts

Griffiths
Dembele

Macca
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Can probably do better without Brown

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Macca

Macca,
Brown is an influential player for Celtic, get behind him m8

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