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Celtic Diary Saturday December 6: Ronny wins Manager of the Month

Congratulations to the likeable Norwegian. He’s on a roll now……

 

Every season one of those games comes along which gives you a freak score.

7-0, 6-3, that sort of thing.

Today will be that day.

Celtic take the short run out to Lanarkshire to visit Motherwell, who haven’t been having the best of it this year. They’ve lost six of their last seven games, Stuart McCall has fallen on his sword, and they still haven’t re-opened Tullys.

Back in September when the sides drew 1-1 at Celtic Park, things we different, as the hoops were just beginning to get used to Ronny Deila and his ways, but now, as Adam Matthews says, things are different;

“It’s always tough when you go away to Motherwell, They’ve been a top side in the past couple of season and we know what to expect, so we’ll have to be at the top of our game if we want to take all three points.

 “They’ll take confidence from the last time they played us but we’re a different team now.

 “We’ve played more games than anyone else this season, so it is tough, but hopefully now we can concentrate on the league and create that gap we want.” 

 That gap was shortened when Dundee Uts beat Ross County last night, and Inverness, who face Dundee at Dens will be looking to keep the pressure on.

 So, despite the weakened state of the league, ( Copyright MSM ) there is no room for complacency.

1 Celtic 14 6 1 1 15 5 4 1 1 13 4 19 32
2 Up Dundee United 15 6 1 0 14 4 4 0 4 14 13 11 31
3 Down Inverness CT 14 6 2 0 14 5 3 0 3 8 7 10 29
4 Hamilton Accies 14 4 2 1 14 5 4 1 2 13 9 13 27
5 Aberdeen 14 4 1 2 12 9 4 0 3 8 8 3 25
6 Dundee 14 1 4 2 9 11 4 1 2 10 6 2 20
7 Kilmarnock 14 4 0 3 10 9 2 2 3 6 10 -3 20
8 St Johnstone 14 3 0 4 7 10 2 2 3 5 7 -5 17
9 Partick Thistle 14 3 1 3 12 7 1 2 4 5 11 -1 15
10 Motherwell 14 2 0 4 3 10 1 1 6 6 14 -15 10
11 St Mirren 14 0 1 6 3 12 2 1 4 7 13 -15 8
12 Ross County 15 1 0 6 7 16 1 2 5 8 18 -19 8

The game is on Sky Sports at 12.45, which means Neil McCann could make a public apology for his recent rant where he called John Guidetti a cheat. Of course, he won’t, and we’ll be subjected to more of his expert opinion and presumably the first time a Celt commits a foul, McCann will be calling for the re-introduction of public flogging , which I suppose would help with the viewing figures.

Gordon, Matthews Ambrose, van Dijk, Izaguerre, Brown Johansen, Bitton, Stokes, Forrest Guidetti.

I’m quite confident I’ve called the line up correct for the first time this season.

And the score, 7-0. Motherwell are awful, Celtic are playing fairly well, and the team does seem to create a lot of chances whoever they play, so we are due one of those games when they all go in.

Elsewhere, and presumably to take the heat off their pal Ally Mccoist, the MSM are back to touting Celtic s top men for a move.

John Guidetti, as Diary readers already know, is apparently on the wanted list of French side Marseille, who will be losing Andre Pierre Gignac to England, and the Daily Record have the scoop this morning. Not bad, just a few days after we did it.

However, the article puts the boot in further, with a wee  bite from Scandinavia…

Meanwhile, Guidetti has been criticised by his Swedish international team-mate Markus Rosenborg for achieving nothing yet.

Guidetti has been in brilliant form for the Scottish champions this season and it’s earned him a recall to the national team.

But that’s angered 33-times capped Malmo striker Rosenborg who believes his club colleague Isaac Thelin should be picked to partner Zlatan Ibrahimovic instead.

Rosenborg said: “From what I’ve seen Isaac is much better than Guidetti.

“Guidetti gets so much written about him without ever really doing anything.

“I watched the Under-21 matches recently and Isaac has considerably improved while Guidetti hasn’t.

“Guidetti has a good instinct for goals and has done well in Scotland but you need to check on his progress and I see no major development in John when compared to Isaac.

“For me Isaac is clearly the greater talent.

“He has the physique, he is good in the air and with the ball at his feet.”  

 partridge

 So, this guy I’ve never heard of says his pal , who I couldn’t care less about, is better than guidetti and should play for Sweden. Thats newsworthy.

 Then there’s van dijk, who will definitely leave Celtic one day, according to the Record. To be fair, they’re right. In fact, everyone will. One day.

 There is a glimmer of something better, something more positive, though.

Martin Odegaard, the Norwegian wonderkid, has been all over Europe on trials with some of the continents biggest clubs. Now, with all this nonsense about how hard it is to sell the Scottish league, and how its difficult to attract players here, so with ronny Deila astonishingly quite confident of landing him for Celtic, you’d think that maybe it should be a big story;

…. competition to sign Odegaard is fierce but says Celtic hold a key advantage: Deila himself.

“He is a very good player but we have to stand in line: there are 20 clubs, maybe more, who want him,” the Celtic manager told reporters. “He has been to clubs all over Europe to Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool. PSG [Paris Saint-Germain] wanted him but he hasn’t had time to visit. So there is some hard competition. 

“But I have control over that situation; I know what is happening there. He’s in the town where my kids live and I know a lot of people there. We??ll see if there are possibilities, of course, and we will try. But there’s very hard competition.

“This is more about Martin’s choices. What is his thinking now? Is it go to a big club and try to break in there and go down that road or go to a smaller club in not such a good league but where it is easier to get into the first team?” 

Make no mistake, to land Odegaard would be a serious boost to Celtics credibility. And it would force some of us to admit that we may have to doff our caps to the boss.

And theres this, from the Scotsman.

CELTIC are looking into the possibility of bringing Nigerian striker Olarenwaju Kayode to Celtic Park, according to reports. 

The 21-year old currently stars for Israeli club Maccabi Netanya where he netted ten times last season before making his loan move from ASEC Mimosas permanent in the summer. 

Kayode fits Celtic’s ‘buy low, sell high’, prospect hungry signing policy, and though he doesn’t possess the pedigree of a Guidetti, for example, he has represented Nigeria at various youth levels and is close to a breakthrough into the senior national team squad.

In addition, the player’s agent is Dudu Dahan who, in the past, helped broker the deals which brought Efe Ambrose, Nir Biton, Rami Gershon and Beram Kayal to the Glasgow giants. 

Of course, anyone can look the part in a you tube video, but, er, to be fair, this guy looks the part in this you tube video;

kayode

Radio clyde advertised Half-Season books last night, which raised a few eyebrows amongst us here at Etims. Didn’t the club say they weren’t doing that this year ?

Curiously, the official website is prompting supporters not to miss the second half, and to be there for the run in. The tickets entitle fans to ten home league games and the usual perks, but nowhere does it tell you how much they are. But there is an additional benefit;

A further benefit will be your inclusion in the exclusive renewal period alongside existing Season Ticket holders to secure your seat for the 2015/16 season. 

Thankfully, there was no mention of any new club being in the Premier League next season, somehow making it more appealing to get on that renewal list.

But you know they debated whether or not to say that.

Thankfully, they didn’t. Presumably because they want to actually sell some of these.

Brothers Guiseppe and Franco Baresi captained the two Milan teams in yesterdays picture, which fascinated me, as i didn’t know there was a second Baresi.

Caption competition again….

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Honest Hoops
9 years ago

Sally: glaring at Durranty and saying…” You ferking knew it was your turn to get the Gregg’s in…. how can you ferking forget!!!

McBowell :but Sally, we are 3-2 down now…

Sally: shut up McBowell and answer my ferking question Durranty as this will not go away….

9 years ago

Seriously…you think i look like les dawson? Im in a huff

pensionerbhoy
9 years ago

Ralph

Had a busy, busy period again but want to say how nice it is to catch up on a good deal of upbeat that has been somewhat missing of late. The Diaries are almost back to the glorious Dairy days when they brought a smile to aul’ Scrooge here even in the cold mid winter. Even some of our Doubting Thomases are beginning to wane under the gradual “success” of our “useless manager. I have to admit he had my hopes hanging on for grim death but a combination of a glimmer of improvement on the field and some real substance and forthrightness in his public pronouncements have given me cause for optimism again. On the other hand, it is the season of good will and excessive merriment and perhaps a flurry of over-imbibing can have inexplicable consequences for logical conclusions. In simple terms, it is hard to think straight when pissed. No matter, I love you 7-0 prediction and even a wise king from the North East like me has a niggling doubt old Herod might have some nasty murderwell plans in mind. Mind you, what a booz-up celebrating each goal with the excuse that it’s been a while. Was it the Everlastingly Brothers who sang “Dream, dream, dream….”? This is worrying. I almost believing you now 🙂

Caption: Ally, “Do you really think a remake of the Three Stooges would work?”
Duran, Duran, “Absolutely! Look who’s got the parts”.

H H

pensionerbhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  pensionerbhoy

Some of my English would convince anyone I was already pissed.

H H

andybhoy
9 years ago

‘Any mair of that shite Durrant and al get Neil Simpson tae have a word with you!!!’

celtsfan67
9 years ago

‘You two can cross your arms as much as you like, but I’m Ally McCoist and i’m the best at it ok!. By the way, do any of you know what the score is?’

Celtic125
9 years ago

Sally sez, Oopra is Gangnam style!

Mike
9 years ago

You called the team perfectly…. Hopefully the score too

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago

Thish ish shite Ian fanshy a game of bumper carsh?

WeeWizard
9 years ago

Salary ” where’s your brogues ya pair of pricks”
Durante ” Boss ( after Springsteen) were 3-2 down with 3 mins injury time left ?”
Salary “F— that get your arms folded and look f—– dignified in defeat”

Brencelt
9 years ago

mccoist: “Look at that fat fecker, he hasn’t a clue what he’s doing”

durrant: “Look at that fat fecker, he hasn’t a clue what he’s doing”

McDowell: “Look at those fat feckers, they haven’t a clue what they are doing”

Derek
9 years ago

One thing that really annoys me about the manager is when he keeps referring to celtic as a small club. Things like it’s good for players to come to a smaller club then go on to one of the big ones, I have heard ronny say recently, he was at it today saying does this Norwegian kid want to go to a big club or a small club. Wtf! Does he think he is at a feeder club in Norway or something. What part of celtics history can describe us as a small club, we are a massive club playing in a small league, there is a difference. Can someone at celtic teach ronny delia this before he opens his mouth to the press….

Monti
9 years ago

Duran to Mccoist – ” There’s nae pies left Ally, only Jelly and Ice cream “.

Monti
9 years ago
Reply to  Monti

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Monti
9 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Durrant ffs

timbuffy
9 years ago

McCann full of praise for Celtic today – has someone from Sky had a word with him? Even called it right when he spotted the ‘Well player deliberately clipping Efe and then going down to try and win a penalty. Mind you I didn’t hear him going into a rant and demanding that the player be hung, drawn and quartered before being suspended sine die from all grades of football. Played some great stuff today but oh, those missed chances. We could have paid dearly for them in the end. Must learn to put teams away.

George lazenby
9 years ago

That fecking pie van is late again.

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago

Should have been out of sight after 20 minutes today the amount of chances we create that are being squandered is our biggest problem.
Not Formations.

holy sea
9 years ago

Sleekit, ” I would be worried,if I were youse.I’ll get a fat pay-off
and can sell my 1p shares.But,Mick’s saying,you can only get
reduced items,from the bargain bucket,at his shops,to the
value of £100,for a pay-off “

Devoy45
9 years ago

Good. A win is a win. But two things:
we need to score from corners
we need to score a second goal quickly and put teams away. Otherwise we’ll pay for it. 20 shots on target and 10 corners should offer better than 1-0. Also, we won’t always play against 10 men.
Was it Big Jock who said quality teams are ones who can win 1-0 consistently? If so, we’re quality all right!
Makes for some bluidy nervous spectating though.

Thewildgoose
9 years ago

Stefan Johansen is a fucking machine!

9 years ago

anybody got the stats for the last 3 managers – curious about how Djela compares

Doc
9 years ago
Reply to  Andy Docherty

See if this is legible. Competative games only.
Overall (Celtic) P – W – D – L – win%rounded
GS 570 (182) – 252 (122) – 132 (28) – 186 (32) – 44 (67)
TM 450 (45) – 194 (23) – 95 (9) – 161 (13) – 43 (51)
NL 236 (228) – 164 (159) – 32 (30) – 41 (39) – 69 (70)
RD 227 (28) – 110 (17) – 47 (5) – 70 (6) – 48 (61)

andybhoy
9 years ago

You can’t compare Deila against previous managers, why? Rangers died.

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

So true.
What is also true is he has spent less money in his opening window than the last 4 Managers.

andybhoy
9 years ago

Yes, very true, but if he thinks Berget is a player then I’m quite glad of that.

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Hedman
Sheidt
Virgo
Du Wei..Do wan mer like
Camara
Fortune
Rasmussen
Tebilly
Blinker
Sheridan
Murphy
Juarez
Ibrahim (African Messi)
Rogne
Hooiveld
Boerrigter
Killen
Miku
Beattie
Perrier-Doumbé
Gray

andybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

What’s that meant to be?

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

That’s a list of absolute shite the other 4 Managers picked up along the way at Celtic thinking they were players.
Berget incidentally can play a bit contrary to belief.
http://youtu.be/GjPkKrKNh04
Just needs game time.

andybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I right, he managed him before and you can make anyone look a player on video clips.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Agree Andybhoy.
Next Charlie will be telling us,watch big 2.3M Scepovic,tear
defences apart ! With Berget being his wing-man,as we only
need ONE central striker.lol

JonjoKSG
9 years ago

Right, guys I can see a way out over there. If we’re quick we’ll no be seen.

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago

Looks like Kayals for the off then:

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holy sea
9 years ago

Good !
About time too.

CarlJungleBhoy
9 years ago

(Caption: Sally & Durrant Durrant’s practice session for the Okey Kokey at this year’s Huns Xmas party stalls at… “You put your right arm OOT “)

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