The Holy Poet, Etims friend and Mike the Minstrels mentor, sends up this peach as he reflects on Saturdays match/mismatch…
Big Thanks to The Banned List on Twitter for the picture of young Joseph Anthony Barton as a non Celtic supporting child above,
“the rangers”. 10th September 2016.
When your legs don’t work like they used to
And don’t keep in sync with your brain,
You’ll end up playing for “the rangers”
And find that it’s not worth the pain.
You find yourself flying into tackles
Then find every tackle’s too late
And when you’re eventually ready to leave there
You find that they’ve locked all the gates!
But there’s always the times you remember
When “you were the best in the land” !!!!
And to make sure the world was listening
You posed with an Orange flute band.
And your fans belted out all their bigotry
How they near drowned in some Fenian blood
And the dressing room chanted that hatred
With some barrister known as M’Lud.
But you were gutted it wasn’t reported
No more is there succulent lamb
Your canteen’s pre-match special luncheon
Is a plateful of fritters and spam!
And as you sip on your own branded whisky
With a big Yoonion Jack by your name
Just remember what you do for Scotland
You do nothing but put us to shame.
And the toilets you wrecked up at Celtic
Did you visit with the intention of war?
Or did you stop and gaze in amazement
And think – what the fuck are these for?
There are plenty who follow “the rangers”
Who are decent, upright and proud
But the ones who watched their team get battered
Are just scum in an unruly crowd!
So if you’re wondering why nobody likes you
Take a good look at some of your fans
They’re Scottish and sick of your Yoonion
And the hatred you show to their land!
The Holy Poet.
Brilliantly put Holy Poet. Sums them up perfectly.
HH Brencelt
Thanks Brencelt, much appreciated HH
Brilliant!
Thanks Rab and glad you like it HH
That poem just rounded off a perfect weekend.
Thanks mate.
HAHAHA It was a brilliant weekend and great you liked this as well HH
Excellent mate. That’s making the hangover feel better.
How true. Hail! Hail!
HAHAHA It was a brilliant weekend and great you liked this as well HH
Cheers John, written through a grinning hangover. HH
Aye, time to sell printed copies in frames, signed by the Holy poet himself.
heehee aye right Uralius. Still laughing. HH
Hope the lhad behaved? He sounded like he was having a blast.
He did indeed John and I’ve never heard the pub in voice like that for a long time. A lot of younger guys came in – sort of reminded us “auld yins” of who and what we were 20 years ago. He was in full voice too. Hope you’re well HH
A massive thank to Desi for posting this, cheers my friend HH
Brilliant Holy Poet,Yes grasshopper,he is the master,
The Holy Poet,he is my hero,
his poems always tell us the truth,
we thought they were deed,nothing a zero,
but theyv risen once more,still bitter with hatred,
just like they were under Bill Struth.
Creak,thats the sound of my neck,as i bow before your Holiness.
Jibber-jabber jailbird Joe,
His gub is fast, his feet are slow,
Around the park the has-been slogs,
While his peepul wreck the Celtic bogs,
A message for this orange bitch,
Do your talking on the pitch
Holy poet,
Quality again!!
I’m a very happy bhoy tonight!!
Rock me momma like a wagon wheel!!
O’HARA
HUGHES
MCREESH
SANDS
DOCHERTY
LYNCH
MCDONNELL
HURSON
MCELWEE
DEVINE
REMEMBER!
DEATH BEFORE REVENGE!
Come on bhoys nail the dolly scum
God bless the Holy Poet, happy days, acronym now there’s a word, ah yes Hooligans Under No Supervision, and Strathclyde’s finest praised them, a New club with same old.
Holy Poet: well done. It’s good to smile on a Monday morning! Poetry tells the truth like nothing else can. You were a bit harsh..on fritters and spam. I think Huns feed a bit further down the food chain. There’s a real buzz about the place. I’ve watched the match highlights over and over.
Spot On,Your Holiness.The Poet tae Know it,HH
Fantastic!
exelent holy poet but inspector plod sais there will be no arrests as they only invaded the toilets to ptotect their ain shit
Sevco Support kicked the Shit Out of the Karzies,Rumour has it,they kept chanting we,re taking no shit But they are taken the Piss.What a shower of Lowlife Idiots.HH COYBIG!!!10 on the Way