So, theres a game coming up and talk of pressure on the Manager.
Do you think you could handle it?
Have a go below and see where you end up.
Will you be Brendan MkII or Rodgered Rigid…
Good luck!
-Desi
So, theres a game coming up and talk of pressure on the Manager.
Do you think you could handle it?
Have a go below and see where you end up.
Will you be Brendan MkII or Rodgered Rigid…
Good luck!
-Desi
apparently im brendan rodgers haha
No, I’m Brendan Rodgers!
No I am Brendan Rodgers. Yous arny.
We are all Neil Lennon..I mean Brendan Rodgers
Me too!
Me three.
Was hoping to have it with various Brendanesque pictures but cant upload them from work so had to go for simple style.
More will follow as we move ahead through the season.
You are Mark Warbuton could be funny ( insert your own punchline there)
Good work Desi,nice bit of interaction and some class questions mate.
Nice one
Sums up the media hype from our end perfectly here.Brilliant
http://celtsarehere.com/like-it-or-not-scottish-football-has-missed-it/
Magic, made me smile earlier on twitter too
Beautiful.
Did a quick test pretending I was Chris Jack – Outcome said:
Brendan – No…More like Bren-DONE!
Wow, you don’t seem to share any of our beloved Brendans ideas on the game.
Do you work in the Scottish Media perchance?
No1 i`m Brendan,wi falsers
TamTim,
You are a dundonian then ๐
Beat it ya twat,
you post like a rat,
Yer hingin wi fat,
Youl get a right slap,
Mind youv put Bonny Dundee on the map,
for that youll get a wee pat.(smiley thingy).
Can’t be too hard a job if I’m Brendan Rodgers too.
No I am Brendan Rodgers
Naw your Spartapus yoo canny be Brendan as well.
I’m Brendan and so is my wife!
Wait! I have rodgered Brenda apparently!
Bob?
No I am Spartacus enslaved ruler of Argos , King of Homebase and Emperor of the kingdom of Poundland !
Seems to be a flaw in this as I am Brendan Rogers too!
I tested it,,,see above…sadly means your all brain washed!
ffs desi the tablets were jist starting tae work and now yoov resplit ma personality tellin me ime brendan ps any landlords oot there gein free swally to brendan on saturday night ime yer man
is that the caption photo at the tap ae the page cause if it is i never gave permission to put up a picture ae me
cheque in the post, tomorrow
ime jist like the zombies when its a bill ime brendan but make sure that cheque is payable to charlie
Desi, yoo are a stirring wee get,bring back whats it all about Ralphy,ASAP.
Ralph is either
a: Pished
b: Ill
c: a then b
d: In the jail
e: c then d
Or relaxing and finding an inner peace while traversing the rivers and rods of the south of Ireland. (a) is probably closest, mind.
Nice one Desi,more of the same please….plus diary of course…..or am I just bein greedy?
If I am BR then as soon as I hear the hun songbook I order my team off the pitch and inform the ref and the polis that I will not let my players be subjected to racist and sectarian abuse. Sky can explain to their Manchester derby viewers why the game on the other channel is delayed, the world press will report it as they have when other clubs have done the same and maybe even the MSM here might even mention it as it will be harder to ignore then official photos with a sectarian flute band.
Apprently i am Brendan!
Little birds said griff is out for 3 weeks and we line up with Doris, Lustig, Kolo, Sviatchenko, KT, Forrest, Brown, Bitton, Sinclair, Rogic, Dembele..
Shame for Paddy Roberts, when he eventually gets on as a sub there wil be fuck all left to beat….
F**k you too, Desi. I’m John Barnes?????? Hey, the leg might of gone but the fitba brain is still better than Stein’s. Just because I only kick wae ma left fit disnae mean I’ve nae chance a a right winger. I can always hop to it wae ma rolled up trouser leg. John Barnes ya bass!!!!! ๐
H H
Ha.Ha, welcome John Barnes now of yoo hobble.Yoo ken of course your fitba reputation is ruined,telt yoo about that Desi.
Aye,
Myteeth and tan tell all I am Brendan Rodger!
Teeth and tan?
Your not from Tayside then…..
Saiz, Mr Magoo from number two.
Daliek,Exterminate,Exterminate,ve hav waves of making yoo talk.
Desi,
I see Monti came up as Brian Gruff
mike as Michael Deila, another joke
basqueceltic as Lionel In-a-mess-eh
charlie as a right proper manager
andybhoy as unmanageable
Bondibrian as Crocked Dundee (took over from mike after a mauling from Gruff)
Charlie Saiz as Walter Smitty (feel rotten about that on Charlie)
Doc as Silvester Standalone
Yourself as Gert Mauler
Ralph as Glen Huddle
H H
Told yoo that Desi was a stirrer,the only time ive seen you with a sweary word pronunciation.
I see masell as a Lionel Messi,come Xavi type player and yoo mair like a Barry Bunion, or Stevie Wonder.
Michael Delia, woooft.
HO YO Barry Bunion,king of the wild frontier,ok john,
we came upon the sloop john b, my auld da and me,
he said take that pensioner hame,
his brain will never be the same,
hes pished addled and lame. he. he.
G,day from beautiful northern Tasmania.Brendan here all you lucky people(insert tommy trinder joke here).i have been kidnapped by alihuns to try and dampen the spirits of our great team to prevent a whitewash on Saturday.these alihuns must live in a place without sunshine because my gleaming gnashers are sending them into a frenzy.i,ve told them if they get me back to parkhead before 12 o,clock Saturday I,ll have a word with the police commander at the game that we,ll keep the score respectable and not humiliate them too much(as if).here,s to a new record for us.yours in Celtic,Brendan.HH
“I’m Brendan Rodgers & so’s my wife”
Mike
I have tried loads of times to reply but i saw ralph oot his nut in the old country and my posts have never made it through the ether ever since. If you think old Keith Vaz aline was bad i don’t want to mention ralphy
I even posted a song for you. it had you written all over it.
anyhoo I am sure Ralph will be fine.
Cheers Shuggy,the same here m8,Ralphy must be one of Desi!s list,cos he is to coherent,a sure sign of pishiness.
Repost the song Shuggy on the next diary,if that Ralphy ever sobers up.HE.HE.
Wee are calling yooo ooo ooo,
will yoo call me tooo ooo,
hello anybody their?
Shuggy the fastest milkmahn from the west.He.He.
yoohoo,posting, posting, posting.keeckaboo,to yoo.
Managed to update it so new Deluxe Version available if you want to give it another run through folks
Desi. Any reason why my comments are not getting through cyber space? It takes usually 3 to 4 hours before it comes through or it doesn’t at all.A reminder that i can talk as much pish as most on here has not helped.
Mike will try again and reply. don’t expect much as i am no Pensioner Bhoy.
Its just WordPress being a sh*t. Nothing personal and no rhyme or reason. We have to go find mails in the Spam or Trash, even our own sometimes.
a was sellin a motor the night no a mile fae paradise so anywae this hun said ile gei ye 500 quid for the motor albert so i said see that reck excuse ma spellin anyway a said that cars got some history that car used to belang tae walter so being a hun he disnae understand history he bought the motor ha haha ha ha ha aint huns dumb thats the bhoys in the van paid for thier tickets for the walkover on saturday aint life grand
I`m Brendan Ultravox.
sevco melodramatically foretelling of good tidings FC.
port cmon get the rebs on
some people say charlie yoor a lyin fucker ae a man but would yoo bye a car aff me if you would get ma e mail aff ralph ha ha ha ha ha ha
https://youtu.be/5b1xA2YU4x0
port a wish a could gei ye wan back the charlie gang have tried to show me a hundred times but this computor stuff flies ower ma heid
port have you got the ballad of francis hughes
my fuck could that bhoy fight
vin see if yer readin this enjoy the gemme on saturday cause yoov got the heart ae a lion mate COYBIG
https://youtu.be/wgWmkrfqgos
port may the power be wae ye mate
ime sittin here listenin to ronnie drew singin the rare auld times and ime thinkin about oor auld east end aint celtic grand ma auld da wouldnae know it god bless auld fergus
port thanks mate have ye got celtic world champions anthem the wan when big tam used to kick arsesand bertie told them to fuck off
port ralphs articles are no bad but imo desis are better desi i got the cheque
desi ime a better speller when ime bumpin cheques ha ha ha ha ha ha aint it great to be a tim
see johnny doyle see celtic see ten men won the league ma heart is full
fuck me wit a night that wis have the polis been in askin for me ha ha
see that wee manky hun Weiss says to a bhoy he could buy Celtic Gloating bout his wages.Yet idiots like that say theyre die hard Sevco fans.And idiots like this with seemingly millions let Rankers Die.Loyalties Ehh.Loyal my Bum Cheeks.Every Hun is a Closet Cross Dressing Loyalist Cock Muncher