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Celtic Diary Friday August 5: Celts to Face….Beer!

You can fill in that bit yourself. By the time you read it , you’ll probably know.

It’ll be one of these, on the bottom row.

Champions route

Seeded

Viktoria Plzen, Salzburg, Celtic, APOEL, Legia Warsaw

Unseeded

Dinamo Zagreb, Ludogorets, FC Copenhagen, Hapoel Beer-Shiva, Dudalk  

Look out for us in the draw..

If i’m honest, I’m not that bothered who it is, as long as its not Dundalk. I like the idea of a team called Beer, though, and wonder what the connection is…

Never one to miss a trick, the club warned fans that they could miss the game…

The only way to guarantee a ticket for next part of the Hoops’ European adventure is with a 2016/17 Season Ticket.

A Season Ticket guarantees your right to buy for all European home games at Celtic Park and will ensure your seat for the UEFA Champions League play-off later this month.

The play-off matches will take place on August 16/17 and August 23/24 and regardless of the opposition, a full-house in Paradise will make a huge difference.

It’s not too late to pick up your Season Ticket for 2016/17 with some fantastic seats still available and there are a number of easy ways to buy:

This desperate lunge towards our wallets, where I keep a picture of my wife and children to remind me why its empty, means we must be about to sign someone, and with Gary Mackay Steven, oh the stories i could tell, about to embark on the road back to Dundee united or up to Ross County on loan, maybe Scott Sinclair, horrified at the thought of playing alongside Ross McCormack next season, could finally be on his way to Glasgow.

We do need a bit of cover on the flanks, so to speak, as Patrick Roberts looks set to miss the next three weeks or so with his hamstring injury picked up against Astana, if only to quell talk of a return for aiden McGeady, who has lost his way of late, which is a shame. He would have been the creative midfielder we need had he still been any good, especially as he is now available on a free.

But, there’s a clue as to what he’s worth these days in that price tag.

Yet i’d take him, and get him in intensive training, ready for the second half of the season. Form and foitness are temporary. class is permanent.

As the dust settle after the european game, Eoghan O’connell has spoken about the influence of Kolo Toure..

“Kolo has been amazing with me already,” said O’Connell. “As soon as the teams were known to us on Wednesday morning he came over to me and told me to keep it simple.

“He told me not to be overwhelmed by the occasion, or to let the noise of the crowd or anything get to me – just to relax and do the simple thing every time.

Sounds like he’s merely stating the obvious, but its the way he tells them, to coin a phrase, and with Toure, who cannot be blamed for the goal the other night, merely the timing of the change, looks like he’s taken on the task of making us a couple of central defenders, so don’t expect to see any new ones signed.

If there’s influence from one Celtic defender, there’s inspiration from another, as O’Connell knows..

“Look at Kieran [Tierney]. He got his chance last season and he took it to the extent that he is seen as one of the key players. It is about taking the chance when you get it and hopefully I have done something to show that I am a player the manager can trust.” 

There has been a little bit of niggle-can i say that word ?- between Scott Brown and Kenny Miller this week. The former team mates disagreed on who will provide the biggest challenge to Celtic. Brown reckons it will be aberdeen, and Miller, the voice of alzheimers, seems to think it won’t be.

Hey, Mr. Tangerine man, play a song for us… with old jingle jangle backing you up in print.

Older readers may remember that dirge from the sixties or seventies.

Can’t remember the name of the band, but their other tune was a winner;

Miller seems to think that his side will leap straight into the role of title challengers, but one wonders of all the bluster coming from and around Ibrox is merely to deflect attention away from the issues they are having over their kit. You see, ashley is going to sell them in his stores anyway, safe in the knowledge the club has to buy back any that are unsold as per the terms of the deal signed with Charles Green, who knows a thing or two about contracts. Except those held by employees, obviously.

Remarkably, the daft bastards  on the south side of the river are threatening to ditch the kit deal with Puma, and sign upo with someone else. Presumably they’ll be queueing up to do business with the offshoot of a club that stiffs nearly everyone they do business with.

And then there’s John Brown out whipping up the troops…

“If Rangers win the title this year it’ll be one of the best in our history” says John Brown

One of the best ? It’ll be the only one.

With Celtic now into the play off stage of the UCL, once again the only Scottish side left in Europe, the drive to ignore that fact from the media is stunning.

It’s a kind of Brexit policy which shows exactly why the same thing happens every year. The parochialism of the SFA/SPFL/media is frightening. Though fair play to Keith Jackson of the Record, he’s asked Celtic if they will rescind his press box ban so he can cover the group games should there be any.

Peter Lawwell, often criticised for having no sense of humour, showed he likes a chuckle now and again with his reply…

fuck off

for those of you in the Stafffordshire/cheshire north west England area, the Lennon CSC has its annula general meeting in Newcastle under Lyme tomorrow. This is where we plan the season, adopt a forward thinking charter and then get hopelessly drunk and forget what we decided.

anyone in the area who fancies it let me know in the replies, and I’ll email you, as the offer of free beer may mean a bit of overcrowding.

Our financial whizz Voodude has promised to buy everyone a pint, and its entirely possible he’ll send out for a chinese takeaway as well.

He’s like that. Lovable wee fellow.

Right, its Friday, and through a plethora of worthy candidates, we’ve managed to find the outstanding entrant-he even picked up external nominations-for this weeks Etims

Knob Of The Week 

It was tough this week, with quality efforts from Gordon smith, as far back as last Sunday, from Kenny miller, from John Brown, as outlined above, but , and its always good to recognise and promote new talent, there was an outstanding affort from a previously unheard of knob.

McLaren writes for the Aberdeen Evening Express, so this kind of exposure will be a thrill for him, and hopefully help him towards that job in the national sports media that he is clearly auditioning for here, with a statement that is part bitterness and part , well, just wrong.

So, well done, Andy..this weeks Etims

Knob Of The Week  

and you know what, looking at that photo, I can give him a wee bit more encouragement and advice, as if he lays off the ketamine, he’s in with a shout at one of the nationals…

Yeserday, we posted a picture of a lass in a “rangers ” top, or so we thought…

In fact, the whole thing was explained for us in the winning entrant..

Matthew Jolly August 4, 2016 at 10:13 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption, After watchin broony run the show against astana, joey barton opts for extra training to try and catch up……..and ends up in ladbrokes cause he’s a cunt 

Today we have an iconic picture, but what is it ?

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andybhoy
5 years ago

It’s Haooel Beer Sheva

andybhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Hapoel

connolly's chair
5 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Hoopy Beer Shiva.
My favourite triple!

Wisnae me
5 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

That’s a shut caption. Makes no sense.

Wisnae me
5 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

Motherflicker autocorrect, always sanitising my ducking comments in case some bunting brat reads them. Duck off you bar steward.

connolly's chair
5 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

Eh!

5 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Ah worked on a kibbutz near Beer Sheva many moons ago. Ah must be the only numpty to get sacked fae a kibbutz. Anyoo…quietly confident we’ll dae them. HAIL HAIL N aw that!

charlie
5 years ago

see that knob ae the week guy hees got wan ae they faces you could slap aw day

connolly's chair
5 years ago

Celtic’s old boot-room before refurbishment?

Tamthetim
5 years ago

love the shirt too, the guy’s a total tart.
HH

bgbhoy
5 years ago

would of took this 6 weeks ago no problem, be tough but they can finish it in the first game

connolly's chair
5 years ago

Is it the ibrokes trophy room?

Daviebhoy
5 years ago

joey barton says the boot you offered him yesterday was nae good, so today he can take his pick from these boots. Hoopy Beer Shiva here we go HH

charlie
5 years ago

quite happy wae that draw the isrialis huvny started their league season same as us COYBIG

John McCloy in tasmania
5 years ago

Caption! Lionbrand,s new shoe shop at the crumbledome.HH

charlie
5 years ago

they bought a brazilian and portugese for the start ae the season hopefully no settled yet

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Is this the new ‘ Murray/Pistorius sports shop ‘ newly opened in Glasgow?

mike
5 years ago

Des boot,
caption , Dem Boots dinny shrink to fit inferior stinkin feet.

Good draw,wis ma second choice,Sinclair in,with Patrick oot for two weeks,centre back Sviat back perhaps,alongside Toura Loo and with Biton back biting and scratchin passing oan the lowdoon on the Happy Beer then chances at the dances perhaps.
Shalom,Shalom, wonder if they dae them Yom Kipper Kippers,I luv them along with a guinness.or mibbee a glass of champers.MMMM.

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Not the worst draw we could have got . Quite happy with that, if anyone wants a look at youtube have a wee look at a video of a young 14 year old celtic player karamoko dembele , its called player of the tournament. This boy has some skills!

Tommy
5 years ago

His nickname is Fat Frodo

Abalony
5 years ago

Hapoel Small Beer. Should have just given Celtic a bye.

Never mind McGiddygums here’s Dembele – get that boy in the first team now, although he’s got some growing to do:

Tommy
5 years ago
Reply to  Abalony

He also needs to find his right foot. Plenty of time for coaching though. Hope the wee man digs in.

JIMBO
5 years ago
Reply to  Abalony

Moves like maradonna ….

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Cheers abalony i didnt know how to put it up on here

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Great wee player,heard only good things about him,sign,sign,sign.
What a talent canny teach it.

Abalony
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Thanks. Here’s the original site:

http://keepitonthedeck.com/blog/2016/8/4/karamoko-dembele-academy-cup-player-of-the-tournament

Get that Bhoy signed up on a 30-year contract now, Brendan! Big Pete can pay him in milk tokens ’til he makes the first team:

http://talkingbaws.com/2016/08/video-12-year-old-wonderkid-karamoko-dembele-already-looks-good-enough-for-the-celtic-first-team/

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Desi Mond(@desi)
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

To post a video, just remove the http:// bit from address and should show ok in comments

5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Great skills, on show,though wee Joe got it tight.
That’s all that coach could shout Tight Joe Tight Joe, useless dick.

VooDude
5 years ago

Free beer, Chinese takeaway, I nearly choked on my cornflakes. Now where did I put that tipex.

mike
5 years ago

Caption, Imelda Marcos,takes up fitba.

Devoy45
5 years ago

Of the five teams we could have drawn I think the Israel side ranked fourth of the five so…no bad. Both the Croatian and Bulgarian sides would have been tough gigs and Copenhagen would have been too. First leg at home and sometimes that is better. Quietly confident. How will we line up for Hearts on Sunday?
4-3-3?
Gordon
Lustig/Toure/O’Connell/Tierney
Armstrong/Brown/McGregor
Forrest/Dembele/Griffiths
subs: Fasan/Janko/Rogic/Ajer/Ciftci/Commons/Christie

5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy not bad m8 but Armstrong and McGregor don’t deserve a starting place IMO not been good enough yet.
I would swap those two with Rogic and Johansen.
Johansen might just get back to where he was in his first season,now Ronnie is away.
HH

john young
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee05

we have little choice as far as mid-fielders go,they are all crap and it will be our undoing.

Devoy45
5 years ago

Caption: “Celtic midfielders need to store their shoes somewhere and ask Imelda for advice…”
Caption: “Imelda. I did not own three million pairs of shoes…it was only two million.”

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Devoy i can see us going 3 5 2 in the league and all out attack, and why not i say

Desmond & The Dekkers
5 years ago

Rubbing ma hands way the draw as Ma signature tune will getting a few airings over the next few days. Mazel tov to all the royalties!!

There will of course be the obligatory daily record “Celtic fans in Palestinian flags shame” article with buzzword bingo terms such as powderkeg fixture, security nightmare, euro tightrope, bonni Ginzburg….

5 years ago

I’ve nothing against Jews or Israelis but nae time for Zionism. Hope to buck the Palestine flag gets a flying all across CP. MON THE HOOPS!

andybhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

That’s all we need. UEFA would fine us or possibly ban us owing to all the previous misdemeanours.

5 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Why? It’s a legal flag. Celtic player Bitton was born in Palastine.

mike
5 years ago

Bgbhoy, Whats the story about Charlie Mulgrew,will he stay or will he go as the song goes,or has he gone.
Personnelly I wanted him to stay,great left foot,good at taking free kicks,I know he was injured for a while,but I liked him a lot.
Centre back was always calm as your daddy says,I liked him in midfield with Broony.Any info appreciated.H.H.

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Desi Mond(@desi)
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

Shush about Mulgrew you…if you can give me one position that we need him in ( and none of this squad player pish) then I’ll even buy you a pint next time.

Charlie had his time, we don’t need 50 yard punts with Toure bringing the ball out and passing to a waiting Broon or Balotelli

🙂

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Aye that Toura Loo is aulder than me,he only walks oot cos he canny drag his fat erse into a run.
We need Charlie is ma darlin,cos I like him,so stick yer wallet where the sun disny shine o.k.He.He.

bgbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

dont know mike, not heard anything, but i would of thought he would of by now if he was going too

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

Brendan phoned me Bg,he saiz that Muldini is gonna sign a 4 year contract,he wisny gonna at first but he read some pish on here and now he is styin so GTRUY.

FredCDobbs@hotmail.com
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

he new the situation with centre halves before both european ties and never stepped up to the plate. fuck him

mike
5 years ago

Softly, softly, little vole,get a sharp stick and stick it up yer hole.

FredCDobbs@hotmail.com
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

whats the story with mentalists and animal poems?

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

mike
5 years ago

Little lamb who made thee
Dost thou know who made thee
Gave thee life and bid they feed.
By the stream and o!er the Mead
Gave the clothing of delight,
Softest clothing wooly bright,
Gave thee such a tender voice,
Making all the Vales rejoice,
Little lamb,who made thee,
Dost thou know who made thee.

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

That was a more succinct reply,rather than fuck him,to a long time servant of the club,all my ain work.
So,scratch yer heed and clean yer claws,
smell yer ochies and lick yer baws.
Preferred the poetry, rather than the obscenity,so mair poetry.

PTD29
5 years ago

Caption: “pharmacist dating; hanging around boots looking for a big stud”

Auldfart
5 years ago

As soon as I read that it was the Evening Express I knew that Andy McLaren would be a worthy recipient of the Knob of the Week. I live in the city and it is known to the locals as the ‘Mastrick Beano’. It is a muck raking rag, which I wouldn’t wipe my erse with. They havent got a clue, and should not be taken seriously. The headline in the Beano when WWI war broke out was ‘ Giant Neep found in Turriff’. When the Titanic went down it was ‘NE man drowns at Sea’. I rest my case M’lud.

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Desi Mond(@desi)
5 years ago

Celtic – from Bear Skelpers to Beer Skelpers!

5 years ago

I’m sure this team will be set up well,paddy being missing means a new ploy unless Sinclair comes in.
Hopefully Commons will be fit enough,and he could be the player to unlock defences. Dembele showed great awareness for the pen,and hopefully the guy will now go on to be the player Brendan expects him to be.
We only beat ourselves it has happened too many times over the past 3 years. Fans will have to be very patient,as even a 0-0 will not be the end of the world. Don’t let them score at Celtic park then I think we will win the tie.
HH

Monti
5 years ago

I would be quite guarded about our CL group stage qualification chances, we haven’t qualified yet.
This is going to be another tough nut to crack, we should carry on with our preperations for these two games against Hapoel, quietly and efficiently, don’t want to hear any talk from the dressing room about the group stages until we get there.
Celtic are not yet at a level where we can dismiss ANY side, we have a lot of hard work to do yet.
Reading some reports that say qualification this year could mean up to £30m to the club?
The Celtic board must act swiftly to bring in the two, three or four players, that are of a far higher standard than what is currently there.

Do i think we will make the group stages? Yes.
Do i think i will ever see Desimond heading to the bar to buy a round? No. 🙂

HH

JIMBO
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I agree, it’s all good at the moment, but lots to improve.

Until the defense is rock solid and stops giving away goals, there is always a niggling doubt about playing any team.

Thing are progressing in the right direction, but badly need some creativity in the team, especially if Roberts is going to miss these two games.

COYBIG

Corktim
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Please lawell get the players we need to get us to the group stages please

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Corktim

Cork, yoove got mair chance bobbin in the water than tight ersed Lawwell opening his wallet.

One of my favourit toons is Cork,no as braw as Bonny Dundee though.

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Good post monty,bang on even about tight ersed Desi,yoo ken they are tight when they speak with an Aberdeen accent and make eye contact when at the same time there right haund goes to cover there wallet,did yoo notice it was bulgin,awe thought there was summit wrong with his kecks but it was his wallet.Ha.Ha.

ps seen yer sly wee dig about ma spellin,yoor time is comin,just yoo wait and see.

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Having beaten tel Aviv before I can’t see this team being any great shakes , they won the league for the first time in forty years, the Aberdeen of Israel lol

Biton will be well up for that one away from home

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Or Sheikhs….

The real anton rogan
5 years ago

Caption – Celtic squad go overboard as they practice diving headers

Monti
5 years ago

Caption:The The Rangers dressing room.

” Those who have an EBT and are improperly registered with the SFA, leave your boots on the peg ”

🙂

ibhoy
5 years ago

“The Ibrox boot-room, just waiting for a load of old cobblers”

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  ibhoy

Whits that fookin smell,it must be Jock Broons fanny pad.

Monti
5 years ago

Hapoel Beever shaver? Is that an Ann Summers franchise?

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yool ken all aboot them,eh Monti? Anne Summers,where Monti dressess to impressess.

Jim
5 years ago

Caption….So many boots its hard to tell if its a football clubs boot room or a nightclub in Paisley.

andybhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Jim

Hahaha, saying that, is there such a thing as a nightclub in Paisley?

Macca
5 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Valentinos. Late 70s early 80s

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Celtic are doing my head in , they have hardly spent a penny yet we have got through despite them , they have penny pinched with every deal delaying toure and sinclair coming. Meanwhile we have bought season tickets in record numbers and today I have received a letter through the door to act now and secure my seat for the Motherwell game , I got another one to act now or lose my seat for the play off, an email about supporting the bhoys at hearts on sunday and another mail buy our new pink and black strip we will never wear.

How does it go , I have a message for Pete , hey you there fuck off and when you get there fuck off from there too

Robbing bastards shafted us into thinking Brendan was getting millions and have gambled our qualification on saving a few Penny’s , not to mention res 12 and all things sevco

The mails should read to the dumb cunt it may concern , hey there I know we do fuck all for you but keep buying as I need an extension to my house you have all paid for.

I’ll spend money when you do Pete!!!

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Yoor copyin ma posts Del. is yoor hernia any better? is it still sair,are yoo lonely at night,does yoor feet smell like shite,or are yoo sorry we drifted a fart.
Ha.Ha. dooo yooo want me to rub yer belly?

john young
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Delbhoy cut them a bit of slack we have a very bloated group of average players that have to be eased out,it won,t be done quickly,we should be like Liverpool of the Shankly era and only sign players that will improve the team.

FredCDobbs@hotmail.com
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Sinclair joined villa for 2.5m and has been pretty pish for them. Check the famzine sites. Villa now want more than they payed for him, I can understand the apprehension there.

Devoy45
5 years ago

Delbhoy. I too like 3-5-2 but I don’t think we have the settled defence that’s required: the 3 centre backs knowing each other and talking to each other. Otherwise, I like the idea:
Gordon
Lustig/Toure (only 5’9″!)O’Connell (mabe Ajer could fill in for Toure)
Forrest/Brown/Rogic/Armstrong/Christie or McGregor
Dembele/Griffiths
Sometimes, 3-5-2 can be opened up too easily leaving the three centre backs badly exposed.
Ciftci holds the ball up really well and I would like to see him linked to Griffiths again.
Hearts, St.Johnstone, Aberdeen and possibly Sevco are better than the teams we’ve played so far in CL.Once we get our central defenders fit then 3-5-2 would be a good shout.

5 years ago

That Knob of the Week sheep molester must be wishing he’d kept his mouth shut after Pep McInnes’ Gullacticos got pumped oot the Euro Qualifiers last night.

Boo Hoo and Karma ya fanny!

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  TonyB

Aye but it wis they bigoted fenian refs dont yoo ken,keep they luvly wee sheep grass cutters oot of yer critiques btw.

The Cha
5 years ago

Balotelli, is that a pre-Rumour Mill rumour?

Anyone thinking of going to Israel please have a review of this https://bdsmovement.net/ – Ta.

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption ‘sevco new strip launches’
I think ties against Asian teams from miles away are really tricky. However the Beer mob will be built in the Barca (bar) which they are not.
If the team do the business at Parkhead should be ok!
Love SMSM running with the anti-Broonie stories, could not make it up if you tried.

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Devoy i like the look of your line up we would batter the rest withthat team! Mike its no much better pal a two months recovery in a lot of pain and doped up to the eyeballs lol. I was going crazy in the house all day so to get out they gave me a mobility scooter , what a sight that was am in my 30s haha

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Del, you should have said I would have gave you a loan of my quad,
OOOOHHH SAIR.

Quad only knows what I wid do without her.Heed up,take the meds and grope the nurses,that will take your mind of it,as well as Celtic T.V.you get a free hearing aid with that,when you are finished with it gie it to me,cos I dinny hear a thing,especially when the misses asks for a,well figure it oot.A tennerr ya dirty bassa.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  mike

His hearing seems to get worse when you mention it’s his round.

5 years ago

I awoke this morning and went for my shower as normal,feeling good about myself and the joy all tims were having at the expense of Rangers.
I came oot the shower,switched on the telly and read the paper. Whits all this aboot I ask myself,there fuckin deid.how can they be going for 55,fuckin hell whit the fuck is going on.
The wife comes in with the tea and rolls n sausage.how you felling says she,grand I said till I saw this shite. Its ok jimmy she says,don’t get too excited,doctors said this would happen.Whit ye oan aboot I say,fuckin silly mare.You she said,can ye no remember,remember whit I say,oh jimmy,here let me tell you. You went into the shower 4 years ago,you slipped and went into a comma.Youve only woke up. Whit? aye Jimmy you’ve been in a coma for 4 years.But Rangers they got liquidated didn’t they,no jimmy you’ve just been dreaming that ma wee pet.Its all been a dream I said,aye jimmy you’ve been dreaming,sure they are still signing big names fae England they cant afford now eat yer rolls.Imagine that,I’ve been fuckin dreaming for 4 years,if only American telly like Dallas could do a story like that. Nah they would think it was too stupid to be true!
Stv sky and the record they will buy into it.

connolly's chair
5 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Glad you’ve woken up,hope you’re feeling better.
It’s true,they are still here,never disappeared.Pity.
Since you’ve been in your coma a lot’s happened,allow me to bring you up to date.
It all started with this wee tax bill then another tax bill,only much bigger this time.You know Murray was trying to sell the(incorporated)club,well he found a billionaire to buy it for a pound.Stay with me on this.Or just buy Downfall by Phil Mac Giolla Bhain,avaiable in most good bookshops,unless you live in the west of Scotland where they’re too scared to stock it.

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Yoo went inta a comma jimmy, she BRINGS yoo 2 rolls on sausages with yoor tea?Mahn yoo are fookin spoilt,when shes done makin yoors send her ower to me,2 rolls on bacon
with broony sauce,cheers.

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Haha brilliant jimmy! , scott sinclair having a medical right now apparently , gms going to ross county. Shame it never worked out for the lad i thought he eould have teamed up well with armstrong , looked good when he first signed

Delbhoy
5 years ago

The gms story is pish apparently. Rodgers said its not true so applogies got that wrong!

connolly's chair
5 years ago

Is that Scott Sinclair’s garden shed?
I send him a football- boot every time I log-on to that picture of his missus that was featured a couple of weeks ago.

Please don’t tell Ian.

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Lol shes on her way mike , sit down and breathe , dont get to excited

CarllJungleBhoy
5 years ago

It’s the Old Boot room… I’m sure that’s my wife in the back corner!

OUCH!

salad queen
5 years ago

The stud room of Oliver Tobais.

mike
5 years ago

Used to be an auld entertainer, auld snozzle nose,Bud Flanagan,

Underneath the Arches, I dream a dream about yoo,
underneath the arches,please make my dream cum troo,
and fuck me noo it his.YAHOO.
I saw a ship in sight,
I saw a ship in sight,hey ho ma dadyio,i aw feck it.

Delbhoy
5 years ago

Mike your daft as an auld brush lol il keep your quad in mind for next time!

Really excited about this sinclair signing , we will have a guy on each wing whos speciality is cutting inside and curling it in the top corner.

even with roberts out we will have the two quickest players in the league against hertz with sinclair and forrest. Aw its good to be a tim

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

He has a good scoring record to boom boom,Brendan will get the very best out of him. The 17th August Team.

Gordon,

Lustig, Toure, Sviat, Tierney.

Broony Rogic Bitton,

Sinclair Griff. Forrest. Subs. Armstrong,McGregor,Dembelle.Izzy,Janko.

mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Used to be a winger,junior fitba,had nae pace,couldny run,coudny cross the ba,but could ride a great tackle,moved me back to Centre Half or sweeper,thats where you get the auld brush from.
Guid tackler,used to aim just below the knees,then would secretly laugh as they hobbled of the pitch.

portpower
5 years ago

Patrick Roberts` hamstring injury aside, the Bhoy must have one
hell of a headache today.

That #77 for Astana meant what he did.

One side of Patrick`s face swelled up straight away.
He was concussed for a while there.

Let`s hope we get the same ref for the Beer game.

Bring on Herts.

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