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Celtic Diary Wednesday July 6: Rodgers Laying Down The Law

One of the definitive acts, or rather failure to act, of Ronny Deila’s regime was his failure to stamp his authority on the club from the moment he walked in the door.

In allowing John Collins to be his number two, chosen from a list that we hear included Annie Lennox of the Eurythmics and politician George Galloway, Deila allowed the directors to retain control of who was in the team.

And those in the team simply took the piss, from Scott Brown lounging in a semi coma after a night on the refreshments, to Kris Commons having a rant when he was substituted.

There are countless other instances we have heard of, and all point to the then manager losing authority and them interest.  The Diary pointed out on numerous occasions during his reign that he must not let the tail wag the dog, and in the end that was what happened, and he lost his job, possibly down to player power, but certainly down to a lack of managerial power.

He’s gone now, and his time at the club is over.

Brendan Rodgers, an experienced gaffer who likes his players to call him gaffer and treat him like one is making no such mistake.

There was a little snippet i picked up on whilst reading the Huddleboard forum, where all the loonies go to talk to each other, that I found interesting.

It came from Paul the Tim , who stalks the squad on a regular basis and hears and sees things that most of us don’t.

In a thread which centred around a story that Craig Gordon had cut short an interview when the manager wanted to see everyone, Paul noted that he had seen a memeber of the staff also run to the managers call, although the staff guy shouted “two minutes , gaffer” to make sure the boss knew he had heard him, and also to explain he was on his way.

The point here, according to Paul, is that this would not have happened under Deila, and we would tend to agree, from the tales we have heard.

The huddleboard thread also mentions -or corroborates- wee tales of players openly flouting Deilas dietary regime, eating cheeseburgers and such like in front of him, but lets be honest, we are fully aware that Ronny chucked it after the ajax game, and probably didn’t give a toss by then.

The players, however, are a different matter.

They wear the jersey and play for the fans, who indirectly or directly, are the reason they are so well paid.

More than that, they are playing for a cause, not a club, and if they want to fall out behind the scenes thats up to them, but anything less than one hundred per cent on the park is inexcusable.

Maybe that is a wee pointer as to the conversation that Rodgers had with captain Scott Brown in London, because as a traditional manager the Irishman would have simply used Brown to convey the message to the players that whatever little cliques were working behind Deila’s back, it wasnt going to happen on his watch.

All of this may seem a bit irrelevant now Ronny’s away, but  it also seems to be playing a part in the current buying and selling drive.

Kris Commons is idolised and despised in equal measures by Celtic supporters. Okay, maybe despised is too strong a word, but when you look at the abuse, disgracefully handed out by “tims ” on twitter to the player, and unforgivably , to his wife/life partner/missus , you wonder why anyone would want to play for Celtic at any price.

Lisa Hague does a fair bit of work for Celtic charities, and her involvment in that scene may well have played a major part in commons signing a second contract at the club, which if I recall correctly was what everyone wanted.

Now, the family have become a target for the haters. I can’t figure out why, but the bold Lisa doesn’t seem overly bothered;

Abuse on social media I take with a pinch of salt, I have never in 6yrs in Glasgow had 1 incident whilst out & about, Only warriors on hereX

Commons has , it seems , more or less been told he can go. Whether or not that is down to his rant last year is the question.

Is Rodgers breaking up the clique ? Anthony Stokes , another who had a public rant, only his was on twitter, had gone on loan, decided he wanted to come back and make a name for himself, only to find himself in Blackburn as soon as the transfer window opened, giving the impression he was thrown through it rather than released.

Charlie Mulgrew has been given a contract and told to take it or leave it.

Brown, as we have sen , has had a one to one with the boss.

Of course, this is just speculation, based on what everyone is saying, but there’s something else…

Emilio Izaguirre tried to humiliate his new coach at Celtic

Honduras begins to gain the confidence of his coach and already played his first match holder

The days of tension seems to have passed for the Honduran Emilio Izaguirre left -back has been a lot of fun in the últrenamiento he has had with the Celtic of Scotland.

In full fatigues, this day with the traditional rondo, coach “Hopps” Brendan Rodgers, entered the center and when it sought to recover the ball, the Honduran you tried to make a tunnel.

But Rodgers was alive, when he looked intension of catracho, closed her legs, which made ​​his companions burst into laughter and yelled at the oleeee and applauded the game because it avoided the embarrassment.

Emilio seeks to regain the trust that was lost last season with the former coach who relegated him to the bench, but Rodgers and put the holder in a game doing a great job and now the confidence to return to being the player wins we’ve always known.

The Celtic makes the preseason in Slovenia where you have two more games before returning to Scotland to start the tour party by some countries in which to Leicester City in England, Barcelona in Spain and Inter Milan of Italy will be measured.

Okay, thats a pretty poor translation from the original Spanish, but there is a video, and if you have a look at it , you won’t be any wiser..
We hear he may be about to be offered a new deal, and this is quite signifcant if true. Emilio is a low maintenance player who always gives his best for the club. Like everyone else he has bad ganes, and like everyone else he has good games.
But he never complains.
A contract for him would send out a message to the others, and based on the service he has given the club, he s=deserves it, even f he is only going to be back up and with the defence currently lacking in experience, maybe the manager feels he cannot afford to let him go.
The lack of experience may be dealt with by bringing in kolo toure, the vastly experienced defender available on a free from Liverpool.
Talk has reached fever pitch that his arrival will be announced in the next day or two.
The manager isn’t hanging about.
With players such as Ambrose, Johansen and Biton linked with moves away, perhaps the money that comes in will be spent on someone who has already had talks with Rodgers while he’s on international duty in France…..
£14m isn’t a lot of money to spend when you are drawing in around £11m of it…..
And with three wages removed and turned into one, then it suddenly becomes a little more possible than first believed, and if true, then it really is a statement of intent from Rodgers.
Now, if that is making you just a little bit excited, its nothing to what the players are feeling. At least according to happy chappy Erik Sviatchenko…

 “It’s really exciting. It’s a new way of coaching I haven’t been used to but it’s really something I like and I’m looking forward to getting to know it even better. It’s how I want to play football and it’s just about getting that fitness so we can play that way.

“It’s more disciplined and much more aggressive and higher in the pitch and it’s all about the individual skills as well.

“The manager talks about the players needing to flourish and do their thing in the last third, while the defensive players have their focus on getting the ball as quickly as possible.

“But he speaks a lot about the team as we need to stick together when we have a lot of games. All we want is to win games and go to the Champions League and that’s the main goal now.

“It’s a bit different to what it is in Glasgow so it’s been nice to here and enjoy the nice weather, but we are here for football reasons,”

“We have been training twice a day but it’s still been fun. There have been a variation of different drills in training, so even though you are getting tired you still think it’s fun and that’s the way football is meant to be.

“We are getting more and more confident with the way we need to play and it’s all about getting those important games. We are happy so far.” 

Celtic are in action tonight, 6pm, against Olimpia Ljubjana, and here’s another team we know very little about.

so lets have a wee look…

 

Nogometni Klub Olimpija Ljubljana (Slovene pronunciation: [nɔgɔˈméːtni ˈklúːp ɔˈlìːmpija ljubˈljàːna]; English: Olimpija Ljubljana Football Club), commonly referred to as Olimpija Ljubljana or simply Olimpija, is a professional association football club, based in the city of LjubljanaSlovenia. The club competes in the Slovenian PrvaLiga, the country’s highest football division.

Founded on 2 March 2005, under the name NK Bežigrad, Olimpija began competing in the Slovenian Fifth League during the 2005–06 season and have managed to achieve promotion in four successive seasons, reaching the top division for the first time in 2009, after they have won the 2008–09 Slovenian Second League. After seven years in the top division, Olimpija won their first major trophy when they were crowned champions following the 2015–16 season.[8] Their previous best result in the top division was in the2011–12 and 2012–13 seasons, when they were runners-up. In 2012 and 2013 they were runners-up in the Slovenian Supercup.

Originally, the club played at the Bežigrad Stadium and ŽŠD Ljubljana Stadium during the club’s stay in the second division and during the first year in the top division. In 2010, they moved to the Stožice Stadium with a capacity of 16,038. The club played its opening match on the new stadium on 22 August 2010, in front of 7,000 spectators in a league match against Koper.[6]

Olimpija’s nicknames are The Green-Whites (Zeleno-beli), referring to their primary colours, and The Dragons (Zmaji), referring to the dragon which is a symbol of Ljubljana and is represented on the city’s coat of arms and on the club’s crest.  

Another club who play in green and white ?

Has no-one at Celtic any imagination?

Not only do they wear Green and white, there are other similarities…

Mind you, there are similarities with another Glasgow club as well…

Originally, Olimpija Ljubljana claimed to be a new club that was formed on 2 March 2005, under the name Bežigrad.[3][12][23] However, in 2010 they have launched their official website and adopted a new club crest with the year 1911 inscribed on it, which was claimed by the dissolved Olimpija to be their foundation year.[12][24] However, the dissolved Olimpija was founded after World War II and has never been associating themselves with the year 1911 until early 1990s, when amid political turmoil during the breakup of Yugoslavia, the club began claiming direct lineage to pre-World War II club Ilirija, which was at the time playing in the Slovenian Second League.[25] This too was never recognized by the Football Association of Slovenia, which officially recognizes Ilirija as the sole club established in 1911 to this day.[4][25]

Because of their association with the dissolved club, Olimpija Ljubljana was criticised on numerous occasions by several media outlets in the country, which questioned the legitimacy of their actions and even the fact that the club has a year 1911 inscribed on their crest.[3][9][10][11][12][26][27] They are also criticised by Ilirija.[12][28] The dissolved Olimpija filed for bankruptcy after they have accumulated a debt of over 700 million Slovenian tolars(around three million euros in 2004 exchange rate).[3][12][29] In 2013 the Davčna uprava Republike Slovenije (English: The Tax Administration of the Republic of Slovenia), or simply DURS, publicly disclosed the list of tax debtors in the country and among those was also NK Olimpija Ljubljana, with a tax debt between 100,000 and 300,000 euros.[3] The next day Olimpija Ljubljana’s officials made a public statement where they confirmed that the club in question (i.e. dissolved Olimpija) is a different legal entity and is not, by any means, connected with Olimpija Ljubljana who competes in the top division and does not have any financial obligations to the State or any third parties.[3][30]

Except for the bit where they said they were a new entity, and nothing to do with the old club.

Mind you, there’s time yet.

Speaking of the other Glasgow club, how about this, thought by some to be a parody, from website “Ibrox Noise “, which is presumably the sound of the roof falling in…

I don’t know about you – but I want to know what you really think about a giant club, the size and stature of Rangers, being dragged down to such a low financial state, that we cannot afford to pay any real transfer fee for any player still attached to a club. What a catastrophic position to be in when your team is attempting to win a league title, when other teams have had years experience of competing at a higher standard of players. 

Rangers have been reduced to scrounging around, looking for the best free transfer players currently on the market, that are available to sign right away. This will enable us to bed them in for the start of the new Premiership season, after a four-year sabbatical, forced on us by the SPL clubs in 2012. We can use their services to play for our world record breaking team, without having to pay a transfer fee for any of them. In fairness, we have picked the best of them, to the great credit of our management team getting the homework right, and with their experience and perseverance paying off.

We do have three new young players all under 23, and Rangers do have to pay some compensation money, as part of the deal agreed for them signing. A £250,000 fee has been agreed with Liverpool for Jordan Rossiter who is only 19 years-old and is a current international player who has featured at every level for England since he was only 15. Roughly £50,000 development fees have been paid to Accrington Stanley for Matt Crooks, our new 6’ 4”, 22-year-old and also for Josh Windass, who comes very highly recommended as an exciting, attacking scoring midfield player, by Mark Warburton.

I find the present situation a little embarrassing, and I feel very sorry for such a great management team, having to try and wrestle the league from Celtic’s clutches, with both hands tied behind their backs. In saying that, they have worked wonders with players of the calibre of Joey Barton, Niko Kranjcar, Clint Hill, Lee Hodson and Matt Gilks – so far, with ‘one or two irons still in the fire’ for another defender and striker! 

I also believe that at long last, we have a board that we can trust to run the club properly now. Even if they have to run it frugally for the time being, it is so much better than spending money we obviously don’t have. Once we are on an even keel, Dave King will be in a much better position, if he gets help from others, to invest some more money in the best club in the world – especially with all the best supporters! We have haemorrhaged millions since 2012, and it will take something drastic to eliminate the problem and hopefully, I have devised an idea to rid us of the bad debt that we have accrued in the process of being demoted to the lowly Third Division of Scottish football – shame on the Scottish Government for not stepping in, to help save the whole of Scottish football. The Spanish Government would not have let Real Madrid or Barcelona suffer the same fate!

What I am strongly suggesting has never to my knowledge, been done before, but I feel for the long-term benefit of all the Rangers, “We are the people” supporters, and indeed our proud club – can we be allowed to put our own money (cash/cheques and bank transfers), into a specific Rangers F.C. bank account, called the “Rangers Transfer Fund”, to enable us to help pay for future signings and their wages? It would be an account that would very strictly be used for transfer fees and the particular signed players’ wages ONLY. 

We have fans around the world who could easily get involved, and we also have a load of wealthy fans, who I am sure would be willing to help us out, in our time of need. I will be happy to contribute money to the fund, and I am sure that every fan would appreciate the opportunity to help in any way they can. Even the poorer Rangers fans could help by fund-raising in their communities, just to help the team that they have always cared for, so dearly in their hearts. We are the Rangers Family and it is time to stump up and do what we can, but please remember, you can only give what you can afford. We also have all the Rangers clubs, Orange Halls and Masonic Lodges to help eradicate this financial burden, by using their premises to arrange fund-raising events, with all the proceeds going into the, “Rangers Transfer Fund” account. Let’s be honest here – charity begins at home with this one! 

All contributions, could accumulate to millions of pounds, if promoted right by a Richard Gough/John Brown/John Greig – representing a full-on Rangers publicity machine, involving all the newspapers and radio stations with the “Rangers Transfer Fund” project!

Rangers Football Club have the financial responsibility for all the repairs required for Ibrox and Murray Park, coupled by all the wages and extortionate running costs each month, so this influx of money, could prove to be a godsend to the board.

Would you be willing to contribute to the, “Rangers Transfer Fund” account?

Contribute ?

I’d be willing to set it up for any of the daft bastards that are willing to be fleeced again. I need a new motor.

A poll underneath the article indicates that this might not take off… only 34% said they would, and two of those votes are mine.

One of the replies maybe explains why….

I’ve already did my bit as a fan buying 3 season tickets, where is the millions King promised us, where is our season ticket money going? 300k and free transfers, the fans deserve better, just wish Brian Kennedy had taken over our club as King obviously isn’t going to his hand in his pocket

Shocking. Truly shocking. It should be “I’ve already done my bit ” and “Where are the millions King promised us”,

No wonder there club died. ( I know, its to emfersise  the point.  )

There is also a story developing that a charity may have been fleeced as well;

Armed forces charity Help for Heroes has said  that a clothing company closely linked to a Rangers fan group is using its name and logo without their permission. 
The Lionbrand,which sells a range of Rangers branded clothing and says on its website “All proceeds from sales will be invested directly into the club,” has a range of “Help for Heroes” t-shirts for sale retailing at £22.74. However a spokesperson for the charity said:  “Help for Heroes has not authorised the use of its logo to The Lion Brand and as such we are looking to speak to them as a matter of urgency.” The charity also said it could not confirm if any money from the sale of the shirts had ever reached them. 
Rangers fans have long been unhappy with the retail agreement between them and Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct organisation with many calling for a boycott of official merchandise until a better deal can be secured. In June the largest Rangers supporters group, Club 1872, told it’s membership: “we would encourage Rangers supporters to back Rangers and Club 1872 by purchasing merchandise from Lionbrand.”
According to its website Club 1872 receives £10 for every Lionbrand shirt sold. 
Both Lionbrand and Club 1872 have been approached for comment but no response had been received by the time of publication. 
Update
Help for Heroes have now confirmed they have asked Lionbrand to remove the shirts from sale “As a matter of urgency.” 

The Sons of Struth, another rebel fans group, were quick to disassociate themselves…

Well, they had to…

We’ll keep an eye on that one, and no doubt it will soon be all over the papers.

 

Regarding the papers, one or two of you have mentioned that certain publications should not be given the oxygen of publicity in the diary, and whilst i hardly think that anyone is likely to rush out and buy one on the strength of hats written here, its important to re-iterate what the Diary is all about.

Its about Celtic, and the things that affect the club and the way it is seen. Its about the way that we see tham as a support, and i see it as an individual. Sometimes the two overlap, and sometimes they don’t.

That includes the media, the other clubs, the SFA and anything else that happens to catch the eye.

Such as this…the BBc Scotland lass doing the news

 

A little close to a “rangers “top ? Or, inded , these days, a Celtic top ?

Nonsense, of course, but if you look at her tinder account, it appears she is desperate to marry a man called Derry….

I went on one of those dating site thingies once, but had no luck…

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Yesterdays caption competition produced a very high standard of replies, but there can only be one winner…

A family in their home in Bethnal Green, London c.1900

Half_Fool July 5, 2016 at 5:48 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption:

Over at Larkhall, they are still sure those rangers shares will come good. 

But special mention has to go to a couple of others…

Monti July 5, 2016 at 10:18 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: ” Now remember children, off to bed early because Lord Livingston of Parkhead, is taking us to the new foodbank in the morning “.

Houdinibhoy July 5, 2016 at 12:39 pm · Edit · Reply
Caption: Clint Hill Takes Day Off To Spend With The Grandchildren. 
And my own… 
Stoke On Trent man celebrates his twenty first with the  family
 Now, whats this saucy minx doing with the sauce ?

 

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By the way, I’ll not be watching the game tonight. I’m off to join our Celtic cousins in Wrexham to have a look at our new players as they attempt to put Wales in the final of the European nations championship.

to this end, i’ll be adopting the most welsh sounding name I can think of-Evan Williams-and practising speaking with my mouth full of phlegm in case I have to ask for directions.

Looking forward to joining up with some of the Lennon CSc lads based there, and enjoying a refreshment or two.

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7 years ago

I believe that Brendan Rodgers will walk away, because,I now firmly believe that the money men have reneged on their promise of a certain amount of funds promised to Rodgers before he signed on

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  colin garvey

Sniff, sniff,…..I can smell shite!

Paul1888
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You have a good nose on you Monti!

HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Paul1888

That must be the Italian part, Paul.

ewanbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  colin garvey

Wtf are you talking about ? I think you will find a certain Welsh player is on his way but he is a bit busy at the moment

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  colin garvey

the transfer window has been opened for 6 days, weve signed a player highly rated by zidane, with a promise of more to come… enjoy your daily record with your corn flakes this morning colin? would you rather we had signed clint hill?

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  colin garvey

Aye right Colin, who yi tryin ti kid.

Anyhoo..fellow Tims…anyone been to Ljubljana recently for holiday…if so whats your opinion? ( I’ll no bore you wi the reasons am asking this, but its a gen up Q )

Monti
7 years ago

Morning Ralph,
I’ve always been a big fan of Kris Commons and if he can get himself fit, he had the ability to play a massive part in the season ahead, he has vision, skill and a great strike on him with either foot, a fit Commons would be in my team every week.
But he has to be fit, I have a wee suspicion that it might be all over for him though, pity.

The possible signing of Kolo Toure isn’t getting my juices flowing, surely there are experienced players out there in their mid to late twenties who can come in and do us proud? It’s another Van Dijk we need not Toure.
Quite happy if Johansen goes and my Xbox and I will be going into extra time if Ambrose goes as well.
Two central defenders ( none of them Toure) and Joe Allen will do me nicely.
As for Izzy, great servant to the club but in my opinion he should be going into the Taxi with Efe, Izzy has been a weak link for years now.

In Brendan we trust HH!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Ann Summers bbq at the home of Pensionerbhoy’s 100th.
The sight of a bit of meat being placed between two buns is too much for the old boy to take, fido steps up to the plate.

7 years ago

Caption “would you like to put your sausage between my baps”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Daviebhoy

Daviebhoy,
If you buy me a drink first, then maybe.

ewanbhoy
7 years ago

Greetings from Thailand…..
Those Huns are deluded but I think a big dose of reality is coming their way.
I must say I had high expectations of Brendan Rodgers but he is actually exceeding them, to say I’m impressed is an understatement. His who style of management and the way he is working with our players is 1st class and we will blow every team away in Scotland this season.
Also I’m very happy with his comments about not being scared to drop an older player for a young player. I think Brendan will see that Scott Brown is no longer a first pick and he won’t hesitate to drop him even though he is our captain.
Good times are coming and they are only going to get better…..can’t wait for the season to start

Hail Hail

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

Sawasdee Khun ewan. If yer isn Samui gie ma daft Hibee mate Patsy ah slap on his neck fae me.

mike
7 years ago

There can be no comparison between the auld and new Management teams,Brendans authority is plain to see,his experience and previous appointments guarantee that and we are extremely lucky to have him.I have a great feeling and sense of positivity about the coming weeks,I cannot explain it but its a great feeling.Good things are gonna happen.
If anyone is unsure about the joy that fitba brings,look at the smiling faces of the Welsh people,the energy,enthusiasim and sheer happiness on there faces says it all.
Drench chi Cymru Dreigiau. Come on you Bhoyos in Red.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Caption, WHHHOOOOOOOOO.

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Ralph,

A real man never asks for directions. I don’t think Daffydd will be too chuffed at you grazing his patch!

TONY CARLIN
7 years ago

if you show me your schnauzer, you can stroke my cocker!

Crufts CSC

7 years ago

Caption: Now that’s a hot dog.
Monti on Kris Commons and especially his lovely partner Lisa.
They have been exceptional anytime I have had the great pleasure of meeting them after a match. Lisa does brilliant charity work,and the abuse they are getting now despairs me.
Not only them,but Celtic fans now seem it easier to slag players off than actually support them. Forret,Johansen Bitton,Mackay Stevens,some of the abuse I have heard from the stands,has been disgraceful. Yes everyone is entitled to an opinion,but not once in my life have I booed a Celtic player onto the park never mind off it,that was a new low for me.
Delia has a lot to answer for the morale of the team,but more importantly the scars he has left with the fans.
I have said this constantly, the group of players we had,the morale of the squad before Ronnie and Collins got involved,were good enough to beat Malmo Maribor etc.
They blew it,the fans need to get back to being supportive of the players,with that brings them confidence. Izzy I would keep,as a wing back he would have been exceptional,and it is no surprise,that his form went when Joe Ledley left.
He is ideal to keep as a back up for Kieran.
We as fans need to regroup,and get back to trust.
Trust in the manager and trust in the squad,will bring us all back from the hurt of the last two years. Hurt and being Champions doesn’t seem right to say, but it is how I have felt watching us the past two years,we were raised so much better than that.
HH

7 years ago

Caption: you think I want the sausage,I’m gonnae hump yer leg.

TonyB
7 years ago

South African judge sentences Oscar Pistorius to 6 years.

In her summation she states ” you are the second most glib and shameless liar ever to be seen in a South African court.”

BTW. Where’s Warbo’s war chest and is he going to walk away now he’s reduced to trawling the lower leagues for cast offs and has beens?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  TonyB

6 years for murder, Blair causes the deaths of thousands and thousands of innocent people,its great to see justice in all its forms.
Thousands going to foodbanks,thousands homeless,people dying and left alone on stretchers for 4.5 hours.in hospital.
Meanwhile our polititions are away posturing or on their annual 8 weeks holidays.
You couldny make it up.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
6 years is a complete insult for what that cunt did!
He better tread carefully in future.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Once again you are absolutely correct Monti,no so sure about the tread bit though,but ken what you mean.
Like everything that I hear about Brendan and I will back him 100%,wait for the new signings and shall trust whoever he brings in.The futures looking good Monti,I would be happy to see 1/2 big big players to boot the huns and there pals oot the park.In Brendan we trust.

Ralphy got a cancellation,so of to Perth Hospital for my MRI scan this pm.feeling better though,would give it to you if i could.(no the scan though.)HE.HE.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Reply posted Monti,you will see it later.TA TA the noo.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  TonyB

Yep, if Oscar is found guilty, he’s just going to have to take it on the shin 🙂

charlie
7 years ago

caption shees beggin for the sausage

charlie
7 years ago

fuck it ime going up to ibrox before every home game next season with a blue and white bucket them dumb fuckin zombies deserve to be bumped

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie,
Put a toothbrush and a tube of Colgate in that bucket, watch their sucpicion turn to horror when you explain what these items are for.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

ha ha monti they are to stupid to be suspicious they will probably look at the tube and ask if ime selling yon pile cream

Mike Bhoyle
7 years ago

Fair do’s Ralph for your reply to my “complaint” yesterday.
I know why you do it and where you’re coming from…
Its just that the bastards sit like vultures in the trees waitng to see if their garbage has been picked up and discussed.
These articles appear on Newsnow Celtic for example and if you want to open it,read it…and comment on it…that’s your decision.
I,personally,have no interest in helping them in any way whatsoever…so I don’t.
As for today…
Your Spanish translation section is possibly the best bit of writing you have produced so far..:0)..
Only kiddin’ of course…
Great stuff..keep it up.

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Mike Bhoyle

Mike am ‘gulity’ of clicking on a lots of those sites,( cos am in Australia is ma excuse ) but ah agree the shite that is written about Celtic is scurrilous to say the least. That’s why Etims is so important, and the comments therein.

HAIL HAIL N aw that !!!!

Greenmaestro
7 years ago

Signs of Dave Kings overinvesting, with a BBQ at Ibrox, and in the background the famous red brick frontage put to good use.

Monti
7 years ago

If Oscar Pistorius was black he would have got the maximum penalty for murder in that country!

Mike Bhoyle
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

He’d have been deid…long ago.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Mike Bhoyle

Mike Bhoyle,
I wouldn’t fancy footing the bill for his lawyer, that’s for sure.

I see Hollywood are to make a movie of the trial…..blade gunner!

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

auld oscar better take his springs in wae um to run like fuck fae the numbers gang in the jail ower there

ewanbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Your right there Monti, he wouldn’t have had a leg to stand on that’s for sure.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

Ewanbhoy,
Did you see him leaving Court?
Definitely had a spring in his step.

deadhead67
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

things have changed the racist white scum are no longer in charge,have you forgotten Mandela,the judge that sentenced pistorious was black,and was the same judge that found him guilty of manslaughter

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  deadhead67

Murder is murder, I don’t give a fuck what colour someone is.
He shot her 5 times through a toilet door????
Intruder my fucking arse!

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It wasnay murder Monti it was their equivalent of manslaughter but he could have been up for 14 years so he’ll be ‘happy’ wi 6 although ah don’t think he’ll last 6 years, someone will do him in jail. Nae tears fae me on that score.

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Another young dog with his tongue hanging out, begs for an exclusive Celtic on Tour one-on-one “interview” with Summer Harl

TonyB
7 years ago

Caption. what’s left of The Crumbledome in 5 years time is used as a community barbecue for the good folks of Govan.

George Lazenbhoy
7 years ago

So do you like it doggy style?

Cortes
7 years ago

Caption: Traynor recalls his first sight of succulent lamb.

My nominee for Knob of the Week is Richard Fillingham for the follow following :

http://www.ibroxnoise.co.uk/2016/07/ask-not-what-rangers-can-do-for-you-ask.html?m=1

Cortes
7 years ago

Caption: Does my bun look big in this?

7 years ago

Caption: And the winner of britains got talent is

7 years ago

Artists impression of when Paul the Tim met Brendan Rodgers on Tour

mike
7 years ago

Ralphys wife came in and caught him red-handed,
Shaggin the girl next door, It wisny me.
Picture this they were both butt-naked, It wisny me.
Banging on the bathroom floor, It wisny me.

How could I forget that I had, It wisny me.
Given her an extra key, It wisny me.
All this time she was standing there, It wisny me.
She never took her eyes of him, It wisny me.
Gawn yersell Ralphy,You must be gaggin for it. HA.HA.HA.
Shaggy you are brilliant.

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Make mine a 9″ incher. It wisny me.

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Caption: Frankie Bhoy’s sausage is finally done.

Monti
7 years ago

R.I.P. Liam Fee!

Those two ugly, fat, hideous murdering bastards got 50 years between them!
I hope they enjoy their time in Prison…cough.

Pair of fucking rats!

Monti
7 years ago

Pob lwc Cymru!

Do it for yourselves, your nation and Gary Speed!
Go get ’em!

charlie
7 years ago

good luck to chris coleman and his dragons tonight

charlie
7 years ago

chris colemans a tim and if hees no he should be

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago

Gentlemen

I call you such for I am sure you are when not commenting. This is just a short explanation of my recent longish absence. I am currently suffering from a very irritating and debilitating eye infection which seems to be taking a lifetime to go away – not long then 🙂 Unfortunately, it makes reading or commenting a very painful experience – not a reflection on the standard of the Diary of late, Ralph. I have to “attack” it in parts andsometimes I simply have to abandon it. This comment is a sacrifice I am willing to make to satisfy the demands of such so called friends as mike and Monti as well as that guy who hangs upside down called Bondibrian. Seriously, I appreciate the concern of all of you. However, I have never been good with pain having all my war wounds in the rear of my arse – well ok, that’s where my arse usually is. I am hoping this bloody infection will have gone by 23rd as I am looking forward to seeing all you sarcy b****ers in the flesh. At the moment it is literally a bloody pain writing as my eyes are as red as an Ulster hand and as painful to look at. After my fifth or sixth wipe while trying to write this, I need to say ta! ta! Take care everyone till I “see” you again.

mike, I don’t do huff. In fact, I have hardly any puff now 🙂

H H

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Pensionerbhoy,
I hope your eye infection clears up soon my friend, I too have a pain in the arse, it hails from Dundee and is called Mike 🙂 lol.
Delighted to hear you will be there on the 23Rd, I hope you like singing loud as fuck 🙂

Take care sir!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weel greet again dont ken where dont ken when,but i ken weel greet again shum shunny day.

Monti, posted earlier but its gone doon under and noo awe canny remember what I posted.I got a cancellation at Perth Hospital and received my MRI scan this afternoon,dinny tell Ralphy.The radiographers and the nurses were fandabbydose.My pain has eased somewhat and am feeling better,so.
Feelin better noo that we are throo,feelin better noo Ive heard from yoo as well as that auld bleary eyed reprobate,P.B.
Looking forward to meeting my pals.xxxx.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

You ken whats wrong with Pensionerbhoys eyes,its all these saucy pictures that Ralphys been posting.He also is suffering back pain and that isny funny at all.So pat on the back Ralphy,keep on keeping on.H.H.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

god blessye auld yin brendan will add a european trophy to our history and yool say fuck it ile just go another hundred years aint life grand

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

that wan was for pb no for that crazy fermer wae the best patter on the show

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Hope you feel better Pensionerbhoy. BEst wishes from Sydney Town.

HAIL HAIL N aw that.

maryhillbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Pensionerbhoy good to hear from you mate sorry to hear about the infection and hope to see yo on the 23rd

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

Sorry to hear aboot your infection also maryhill,lets hope it clears up afore the twenty turd.HE.HE.

maryhillbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Dundonian wit god save us all

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

YO HO YA BASS,HE.HE.HE.

Monti
7 years ago

Lincoln red imps v Celtic

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Whens the first leg m8

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Haha another Oscar Pistorius joke….nice one lol

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

yer a funny guy monti hope to see ye at the crackpot show COYBIG

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Having watched the friendlies icluding tnights game i have been really impressed with both allan and christie , for me they both should be in the side , delias trio of brown biton and johansen are totally uninspiring and dont bring enough , brown aye but the other two i would happily see away , the young guyys who came on looked much sharper with skill and movement

7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Delbhoy,

I saw the first half of the game tonight. The final result was 2-1 to Celtic against the Slovenian champs. Both goals scored by Griffith.
Scott Brown got a run out and looked slow and unfit, but it is too early to judge him. Dembele looks the real deal…holds the ball up well and spreads the play; looks strong on the ball. It will be interesting to see BR’s view of Henderson. He is all action and makes good crosses and passes into the box. The CH’s were not really tested but I did notice that the defence often did not clear the ball decisively. That needs fixed. Janko often caught in possession and not sure what to do with the ball. It could be that he gets no support, though. Bitton was better tonight in that he moved around a lot more…still no telling forward passes.
BR has the team holding the ball a lot better, moving the ball around within triangles of players, but so far they are slow to create something. Hopefully that will come in time.

There is no reason not to be optimistic about the upcoming season.

Rebus

7 years ago

Caption Hoopy must be ragin

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Agree rebus we look a lot better , for me e e the second half was beter with allan rogic and christie together . Dembele looks quick and powerful. Looking forward to the season ahead

7 years ago

Players are still way off pace at this time of the year, it is understandable.
I will not hold judgement on players who are just trying to get match fit, under a new manager with new ideas. It is what friendlies are meant to be about.
Dembele was really sought after by Spurs, and speaking to some spurs fans last night they are well jealous we have him. They think he is a real top talent.
Lustig is our numer one right back,no other comes close. A right back required.Tierney our number one left back but Izzy can fill in. Centre backs Eric and Jose if he gets injury free, with Charlie and Boyata then you see a centre back with experience should be priority.
Midfield we are covered offensively,a sitting midfielder required.
Up top a striker with predatory reactions to finish off the many chances this team will create.
All in all two or three experienced pros and all will be well.

mike
7 years ago

Jimmy, still think now that the Welsh Dragon has been slain that one or two players will come in and go out.
Liked Gunter the welsh R.B. Joe Allan and rob his son with his canoo,so possibilities there.
You are right very early days,but judging by the players noise they are feeling happy and confident.H.H.

Cortes
7 years ago

I always thought Platini was a tad dodgtastic but Jesus, Mary and Joseph…

http://www.celticquicknews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016Jun27012152_489149861.jpg

charlie
7 years ago

i was talkig tae ma wee lassie in americe the night she said da yer talking in capitals the night a says fock that usa kid come hame and show yer auld da how to use this computer but she thinks ime kiddin

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

but like auld charlie said aint life grannd

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

The Aussieland Way.

Big Shuggy
7 years ago

Looks like Ralph got blooterd in wales last night and got some practice for the 23rd.I don’t expect a diary until the Tuesday 26th,and lot of whatever happens on an Etims night out stays in a Etims night out.

Johann murdoch
7 years ago

Caption
Celtic unveil new Bbq with a “happy ending” match day experience

mike
7 years ago

We,re all going on an Anne Summers holiday,
no more working for a day or two,
Fun and games on an Anne Summers holiday,
For me and for yooooooo.
Caption, How much for that doggy with the widow.

Delbhoy
7 years ago

I think brown should be moved to defensive mid ,as the enforcer of the team , doesnt have the legs or skill to be creative like a rogic

Devoy45
7 years ago

On the 23rd please toast yer absent friends. For Old Devoy, a pint of Guinness or Murphy’s for:
Toast: “If I had a dog who could piss this stuff (Guinness)
and piss this stuff, til I couldn’t get enuff.
I’d tie his head to the foot of my bed
and suck him off til we both drop dead…”
Champions of England play the Champions of Scotland. Well well.
Politics? ANOTHER Iron Lady? Human beings who have a beating heart of compassion aren’t made of iron. They’re made of human tissue, flesh and blood.The Tory Party gets to choose who governs the nation! Are there any Celtic supporters who actually vote Tory? If so, you’ll be really feckin chuffed. Tuesday night at the Imps of Gibraltar (stolen from Spain)
4-3-3 Gordon
Lustig/Sviatchenko/Ajer/Tierney
Brown/Rogic/Allan
Roberts/Dembele/Griffiths
subs: Bailly/Christie/Janko/Armstrong/McGregor/Ciftci/Ambrose
I’m supposing we won’t have Toure or Duffy in place by then but I expect Duffy to join us in the next few days. Will he be eligible? A few new signings and we’ll be ready. I think we may have the real deal with Dembele.It’s lookin good.

mike
7 years ago

Hi Devoy, Think we have until 11.pm tonight to make any new signings that are eligible to play against the shrimps,do we need one?

mike
7 years ago

Noway am I exscusing the Tories,the whole lot of them are a bunch of self serving dangerous tits.
I give you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown,say no more of the deviants in the Liberal Party.(except Charles Kennedy)as for the rest of them Nats et all,they can as Ralphys cartoon says,fuck of then fuck of again and again and again as far as i am concerned.
First a huge cull of them to hugley bring there numbers down,infrastructure the NHS,Education et all should be handed over to a handfull of experts who wiil have longer term plans,as for the pish stained Lords, Monarchy,also see above.

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