Right, thats the dug walked, the hoose tidied and I’m away out.
Shes at her work, and i’m away to watch the game.
Not in Edinburgh, because I don’t fancy having my pockets picked or catching scabies.
Celtic can clinch five in a row for just the third time in their unbroken history by beating Hearts today.
And with beating, nay surging Hearts, thats how it can be done.
All that came before doesn’t count. The whinging, the moauning, the you’re not ver good chants, the latter, granted , was mostly me, can all be put to one side as the National Health Service, already under strain, prepares the big fridge full of livers so that they can be handily dispensed to usually clean living individuals who might need one, say by about tea time.
And we can forget about anything else.
Its all about what happens on the park today.
For instance, although we keep telling you who is going to be the next gaffer, in the Scotsman, Ronny Deila proved just how much he really doesn’t like John Collins, by suggesting that the sleekit two faced number two-see what I did there ? -could step into his shoes, and put up with all the shite that comes with the job…
“He has been unbelievably important for me and has so much to offer. He is different from a lot of people in Scotland – he dares to speak and say what he means.”
Putting that into perspective, my old English Granda, forty year down the pit, punched me square in the face when I suggested I should get a job a mile or two underground.
Keeping it short today, as I promised the wife I would clean the windows before i popped out to watch the game, she makes me do it as soon as we can’t see out of them, and I’ll need her later on to put the bail money up.
All I have to do today is watch the game and drink beer, and not necessarily in that order,
and no matter how it turns out, remember , things could be worse…
Mark Warburton has admitted he has a job on his hands to improve Rangers’ image in England – as most people still view the club as ‘in distress’
And with the bank, and with prospective transfers, and with humanity in general.
Whatever you do today, and wherever you watch the game, be safe, and don’t make an arse of yourself.
Which is pretty much what she said to me this morning.
Remember, you can’t get to ten if you don’t have five.
Come on you Bhoys in Green.
I’d make this Diary a little longer, but kick off is in a couple of hours, and I can’t find my jacket.
Have a good day.
DEILA OUT!
” Scabies, pickpockets “?
Ya cheeky Noel Hunt 🙂
Why is is taking so fucking LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mon the hoops!
Monti. Ronnys smorgasbord is oot. today is a day for getting behind the team and cheering the bhoys to five in a row. hail hail.
Keep the faith alive.
Let’s get the five!
Deila,just proving what most of us have known from the start ,he is a total dickhead.
He must be related to you then
Is he related to all the Tims on here who obviously feel the same way I do?
Can I just say we heard a lot of shite when Kazim Richards when he signed none of which turned out to b true he’s behaviour has been first class on and off the field and I feel has done ok first season settling in I’m sure we will see a lot more from him next season c/mon the hoops get this title bagged and move on to the next
come on Celtic !!!! show a bit of character and have a bit of fight and win this today
Delia – if i had a celtic background things could have been different! Aye just like if john barnes was white he would have been a sucess, what utter pish , im not racist and dont give a fuck what country you come from , if your a shite manager your a shite manager and these two clowns are!
Correct!
Just seen the Celtic line up….
Ambrose and Kazim Richards in from the start?
Don’t say I haven’t warned you all….
GULP
I thought both played ok especially Efe his distribution was decent.
Richards held it up well and finally finished one with a decent showing of ability I thought?
dont think
Charlie Saiz,
I agree, both played their part today!
It’s good to see our best dEFEnder back. 😉
I would’ve have taken Collins as temp after Hun game. He did well initially at Hibs and he’d get us over the line with a bit of style.
All the hysteria is just ignorant pish. I remember Peter Grant getting it tight under Mowbray. The No. 2 can only do what he’s told.
Not a long term apt but a sign that it failed utterly rather than the appalling Deila farewell tour, as if he was some all conquering hero.
Ronny hurry up and go please. You simply ain’t good enough.
And he messes up the team selection. Please Ronnie, fek off now.
Nice to see Ronnie reacting with typical speed to the hearts subs and tactical changes fucking joke!!!
Ya beauty! That will be that and 5 in a row is sorted. Be good to have a rage night oot in Edinburry the nite ken!
EEEHHHH, you takin the Michael?
How can you have a good night oot in Edinburry,when you have skipped the country to Boston?Was it an Interpolice arrest warrant,you left the home of the brave for?
Ken what awe mean.
Aye, and there it is! Champions; best performance in weeks.
Efe MOTM and Richards put in a shift in 1st half.
The bones are there for a good new manager to make a decent team out of.
The cha effe has always been the easy target when there has been 6/7 serial tossers every game in front of him,he at least can control/pass the ball he was excellent to-day,big Kazim did ok he at least gives us a bit of strength in an otherwise paperweight forward line.
Always good to stuff Herts in Edinburry!
Bitton and Brown had very good first half, great attitude all round. Delia obviously saw in training what Richards was capable of, classy goal and such a physical presence every where including at the back. Poor Ronnie he will be more remembered for the 3 leagues he didn’t win that yhec2 he did, wait a minute he has only been here 2 years. So if the next manager doesn’t win the league do we cheer him for losing or is it Moyes/ Lambert/ Mackay/etc out.
BJF I always try to see fellow supporters point of view but I have to ask what the fuck are you talking about mate? It has been Ronnie out because the football is largely dreadful.
I do agree that CKR has something about him as evidenced by his 37 Turkish caps so Ronnie getting a performance out of him is hardly a stroke of genius, however today is a day to acknowledge our team is the best in the country and just enjoy
Well done Celtic! Five in a row sounds so good.Hail hail to all you moaning bastards at e tims. Have a great weekend especially if you are in Edinburgh today and as always take care on your way home.
Great alround performance, 5 in a row sorted, now I’m off to get very drunk and celebrate and look forward to the new management team being appointed before the end of the season so we can be off and running for the CL qualifiers, Res12 at the same time please, Hail, Hail,
Monti just celebrate the team that is CELTIC, irrespective how duff we are, and the fantastic coverage from the unbiased media we are CELTIC
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh glasgow celtic lurking huns girfuy
Maryhillbilly Celtic had a real attitude about them today yes we will celebrate winning the league and can’t forget the big game let downs especially the lack of European challenge. WhatcIbam talking about is actually pretty easy to understand if you think it through. What do we expect from Ronnie Delia’s successor, it seems we have created a situation for ourselves ?
However doesn’t McGregor have bacterium football brain. Like a good football brain, KT had one as well.
Sorry fingers,” a real football brain.”
Closed shop with generic opinion only reserved for opinionated Etims style over content.
Giruy to all Hun lukers, the cheating Scottish Secret Association, tax dodging bastards, theGovan phantoms, the media scum, the Scottish (il)legal Hunnish system, Steven Thompshun and all other Hun tunics………..
CELTIC ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all the filthy stinking kid on huns
GIRFUY
And the Celts go marching on
5 in a row
HH
who gies a buck if they lurk, they want a response and so many on here fall for it. Blank them.
HAIL HAIL N aw that!!!
Bjf a celtic boss is always expected to win the league, nothing new there mate
I think the new manager needs time to build something that lasts but some times winning the league requires pragmatic actions and the two don’t often work together. If we are always expected to win the league my worry is that we sacrifice one for the other and we get a season by season attitude with which ever manager is currently in post having his head called for because he doesn’t win the league.
Well done Ronny ,well done Celtic 5 in a row with a 9 point advantage who could have guessed such a thing could happen?
😉
8-10 points the bold Charlie predicted hehe
Bold isny the word that i would use,but i am not slagging anyone today,that might come later.:-)He.He.
The goals from today….
https://streamable.com/sra0
You also said that he would guide us to the ucl group stages. Oooops
I have always said it’s never a given no matter who we face.
We are not a Champions League level side haven’t been for 3 years.
We haven’t been since Lennon left and Ronny came in. A decent manager this summer an I’m sure we could beat the champions of Slovenia
We were pish in Europe in Lennys last season bud.
The writing was on the wall not helped of course by our buy to sell policy currently in place.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS,that happy hoopy feeling when the team comes good,plays well and GITRU the Hertz,especially at Hertzland.
OH MY PAPA,to me you are so wonderful,oh my papa to me you are so good,gone are the days,when you held me in your arms at night.I am HAPPY,HAPPY,HAPPY.
Now to make my weekend,have a wee celebration and to wish Pensionerbhoy,nae mair luck in the caption competition.
Sorry P.B.but all is fair in the C.C.
mike
I’m just about to celebrate with a cup of Horlicks and three pills. charlie described me as a crackpot yesterday but I can assure him I do not mix my drugs. However, the wife was doing some weeding today so I am taking advantage. I have never missed the chance of a bit of grass in my puff. I am not commenting by Monday, phone missing persons. As for yourself, stay away from the Tay when you come out of the pub. I am just thinking of the poor fish if you fall in.
By the way, I have had the word about the caption. It’s two in a row but I bribed Ralph to give it to you. I would hate for anyone to have to clean up the mess if you lose.
I had another look at the photo and was thinking
“Once upon a time there was a Pied Piper and his name was Big Richard”
Have really good one and the same goes to everyone on here. Just remember the wife deserves a treat too, mike:)
H H
pentionerbhoy yoov got to admit your pot is slightly cracked ha ha off to the pinapple then doon the pub to continue the celebrations and take the pissootae the local zombies imaybe some time aint life grand
Pensionerbhoy, Thank you for your kind words and thoughts,this one was one om my dads favourites.
John Macormack.
Kathleen Mavourneen awake from thy slumbers,
The blue mountains glow in the suns golden light,
Ah,where is thy spell that once hung on thy numbers,
Arise in thy beauty,thou star of my night.
Stay safe and keep your captions going,you set the bar and we must attempt to aim higher.H.H.
Pensionerbhoy,if you are cracked then charlie is a flower pot,
You set the bar for the caption comp.it is up to us to raise our game to compete,if we can,its great fun trying.
Crying,trying,crying,we were alone,you said you loved me,then you left me,crying,crying over you.All night long,you left me cwying,cwying,cwying,every time i see only fools and horses,i think of that Roy Orbisons song, CWYING.Brilliant..
Take care mr and mrs P.B.
aye a hash plant pot
HA.HA.HA.
mike
I had so many things to tell you but the monitor has shredded my post.
Have a great night but look after your wife and kids. Remember, we are Celtic. The same to all on here and if you have none, then still enjoy your night.
H H
Well said Auld yin,im so glad your posting,its GGGRREEAAATTT,
the Cellic will always play a big part in my life,but my wifey,two sons and three grandkids are my life,nothing,nothing comes close to them.
Hope that you and Mrs Pensionerlady are good and enjoy the rest of the weekend.
Tonight Pensionerbhoy,i will be.
Jimmy malinkey long legs,big bannana feet,
went to the market and couldny get a seat,
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
isnt that a braw big thingy,to put before the kingy.HE.HE.
Gabon my friend….championeeeeeeeeees…..love bein a tim,love celebratin ……champions AGAIN……..Griff knows how to nutmeg……..CHAMPIONEEEEEEEEES,,,,,,,,,,Hope the darkside knows whats in front of them………6th place at best,,,,,,,,CELTIC,CELTIC,COYBIG……….HERE WE GO TEN N’ A ROW….HERE WE GO TEN N’A ROW……Slainte to you and yours.
Gabon,my braw,braw,friend, Champions again,we are champions again.
When you walk through a storm hold your head up high and dont be afraid of the dark,Walk on,Walk on, with hope in your heart.
Thoughts and prayers to the 96 and there families,we love you and salute your bravery.
Here we go to 10 in a row.
Slainte Basque,to you and your braw,braw family,
cos we are family Basque my brother and me.
yes,yes and yes again…..be well my friend,be well……..fuck I love this site…..thanks ghirls and bhoys,ready??????CHAMPIONEEEEEEEEES,CHAMPIONEEEEEEEES R WE R WE R WE.Gabon Champion,too tired .
Love this site aswell!!
Would be lost without Big Ralph and all you guys
Hail Hail Bhoys and Ghirls Glasgow Celtic Champions
Right think I need a coffee
MONTI OOT! only joking pal… Always look forward to your comments! All the love! We are all CELTIC!
Jimbo,
I’m happy tonight my friend!
Monti
Can I have a photo. It must be worth millions 🙂
H H
Are you asking for photographs on an Internet forum? 🙂
Well done bhoys. Hard-fought at a tough ground. Five in a row. Let’s rejoice and do the tough stuff later. It will be a good foundation for our next manager. Charlie Saiz, your faith was rewarded. Well done to all the warriors and critics on this website who all love Celtic.A good victory over the sheep will be icing on the cake. A year of joy and frustration: a bit like life itself! Hail, hail….
5 IN A ROW 5 IN A ROW 5 IN A ROW 5 IN A ROW
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY CLUB AND FELLOW CELTS
Week or two to celebrate then it has to be new man in and heads down for the re-build; still that 5 in a row’s a great wee platform for the RIGHT man to build on 5 IN A ROW : NOW FOR 6
Evening Bhoys,
Yesterday I asked for the team to turn up and they did!
Thought we played well today but would have liked to have seen more determination in the tackling at their equaliser.
The team had got over the finishing line in spite of Deila but it’s 5 in a row, I’m going to celebrate it!
Ijust want the season to end tho….much work to be done!
Celtic did OK Kazim goal Griffiths goal pretty classy it is what it is.
Finally got tae have a wee (few) dreams in celebration! Thanks tae the lot of ye, for putting up wi’ me and makin’ me feel welcome! 5 in a row ya bas’!
*drams
To dream the impossible dream,to fight the impossible foe,
that is my quest to follow that star,no matter how hard no matter how far.
Enjoy your dreams and enjoy a few drams Uralius and enjouy your wee daughter.
H.H. cos we are family my cellic bros and me.
Other teams score as well hearts goal well taken build on that performance. We will do ok.
My god im pssd, on thr tic. Fcn lov it hial hail
Monti and Charlie saiz at seasons end enjoyed the a acerbic asides at the end of the day you’re alright n my book with the team at heart. We want our club back Seperate realities. Spice of life.
http://youtu.be/qZUn-KtTNmA
Sorry, but its a great song, enjoying a few beers tonight, great win.
Bring on the sheep.
NO.
Definitely No 🙂
WTF!!!
And Charlie saiz Malmö aren’t Cl standard either but they are 15 million quid better than we are. For their exploits. All about margins.
Hope all our happy band are having a great night and safe home later except you pensioner boy you get home now its pasty your bed time :-):-):-):-):-):-)
Ralph
The car is washed. It is simply a matter of a bit of polish to finish it off in style and, hopefully, that will be completed next week. To do so would be sweet agony in that we should not have been subjected to the nervous run-in we experienced but, on the other hand, I would like to get it up no other team more than the McInnes bottlers. For this weekend, and hopefully next, we should simply celebrate winning the biggest and best even if not in the manner we would have wished for. I think it was Monti who mentioned there was a lot of work still to be done but on another day. The need for a whole raft of issues to be addressed and problems resolved should not interfere with acknowledging our 5th title in a row.
H H
Don’t wanna put a negative spin on things,but,why do they not say anything when TV mics pick up…..fuckin Fenian bastard?????Cant remember how many times I heard that today………stupid fuckin question……….FUCK THEM.
basque,
Never mind all that mate, it’s Scotland we live in, that sectarian abuse is condoned by the authorities here.
Remember, it’s one Scotland for one culture!
I don’t know their hatred,seriously,i cant fathom …HOW they think……I love banter,i love debate,,,,,then there’s…..bigotry…..Monti,good night Jauna…….partied out,need to sleep…….I left a wee limerick,just to say ….WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!I don’t tire of this.gabon.
Well 5 In a row finally nailed.
We have to buy a striker and a defensive midfielder.
Well done to Ronnie,he has stayed classy throughout his reign. Even with all the shit questions he has to put up with.
A lovely guy but should never have been the manager especially after Malmo.
Hope your all having a great night.
Hail Hail
…and wy not?
Well done Basque Baby,who loves you man,well i do and so does your Tim pals.We salute you and your people.
OH its a great day for the Basques,its a great day for them.
Where are you Monti,bet your snuggleg up to your braw we wifey and your lovely we daughter in Bonny Dundee,wearing your Cellic pants,you ken the wans,the wans that say.
We love you Ronny,oh yes we do,we love you Ronny and your tactics to,we love you Ronny,we do,OH Ronny we love to say goodbye to you.
Take care Montibanno,ya wee fud.
We are family, All my Celtic Bros and me,
Yipee aye ah, yipee aye ohh,
Oh Happy days,when the big man walked, oh when he walked,
And tonight people i will be,
Happy, hoopy, Mikee,Happy to be a Hoopy bhuoy,until my dying DAAYY.
Well its a great day fur the Oirish and its a great day to be a Ticcy bhoy,Scottish,Irish,English (mibby)Welsh,well it disny matter a fart,as long as your a TIM.
Hail,Hail,to you all,Take care and God Bless.
Mike ,
talking of the Oirish , isn’t it Mayo Day today , where my lot hail from .
For everyone with Mayo roots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14-kuxsHjPg
Meant this video , not one above.
Brilliant, jpm, well done to the Mayo Bhoy.
We’ve won the league,
and now its five,
with that i’m very happy,
‘to resolution 12 now we must delve,
no more lie down ye croppy,
for bein a tim is a real braw thing,
that no-one but no-one can copy…….UP THE CELTS………still celebratin as ye can see,
Yes,Basque baby,
Oh,Dixie, Dixie,Dixie Dixie Dixie Deans.
YWNWA. H.H.
5 IN A ROW:Dermott Desmond
Peter Lawell
Ronny Delia
John Collins
John Kennedy
All gone now there is a celebration waiting to happen.
Some reports suggesting Celtic will talk to Lambert? Why this is a guy who said he did not want to work in Scotland and did not want to come to Celtic before, He serially walks away and will be another Ronny in the space of a year.
No not Lambert.☘☘☘