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Celtic Diary Monday November 3: A Big Welcome To The New Club

Celtic overcame a determined and organised Inverness by a single goal on Saturday, scored, predictably and re-assuringly by John Guidetti, who managed to break away from a multitude of markers , to fire past the Caley keeper.

Deila reverted to one up front, and as a result , the game was more difficult than it should have been. Inverness did have the occasional foray into Celtics half, and even had more corners than the hoops, but they seemed afraid to try to stay there, and on losing possession, which they never seemed happy with in the first place, they would all scamper back to man the barricades.

 

Celtic should have had a penalty when Guidetti was pushed and stamped on after that, but he was booked as referee Craig Thomson got a bit of practice in for the upcoming League Cup semi final with Second Rangers. Guidetti showed another side to him, a welcome side, when he threw a bit of a wobbly about the decision, and for a moment it looked like he was going to belt someone.

Anyone who doubts the lads passion for the game, and for Celtic would do well to have a look at that incident again. This is not someone playing out a loan spell looking for a big move.

This is a Celtic player in all but registration documents, which is a phrase you don’t hear every day.

With the number nine getting his ninth goal in nine games, Ronny had every reason to be happy with the result-after all, its five straight wins now, and he’s sailing comfortably into uncharted waters.

“We played against our best opponents this season in the league,” he said. “They’re well-organised with a pattern that you can see they play all the time. They play with confidence and they’re hard to break down.

“But in the first-half we kept the ball for long periods, we created chances and we needed to get that goal, which we did.

“At the end it was a bit nervy – I didn’t like that – but having played so many games in such a short space of time, it’s been very good with four victories. We’ve played four matches in nine days and I’m so proud of the boys.” 

“Lusakz has worked really hard and I was so happy for him when I saw him produce that save at the end,” he said.

“John Guidetti’s very important, and we’ve also got other players who can score. I have Stefan Scepovic, who didn’t play today, but it’s very hard for me to leave him out of the team, but he’ll get his chances and he’ll score goals as well.

“We’re looking good and we’ll have James Forrest and Kris Commons back soon too so it’s going the right way.

 A bit nervy ?

 If it wasn’t for Lukasz Zaluska, Inverness would have got a point. The Pole , playing instead of Craig Gordon, who hurt his sides laughing at the news that Ally McCoist did offer him a contract after the men at Murray Park  made him the keeper he is, made a couple of superb stops in the last few minutes when it appeared that the defence switched off at the same time Mikael Lustig went off.

 Incidentally, quite why McCoist had to contradict Gordon when the keeper said he wasn’t offered a contract is unclear.

 Perhaps its because he’s a fat lying bastard.

“I’ve been put in a position by the press today where there was a question mark over myself for not offering a contract to Craig”  

Over myself ? Can’t he learn to talk properly ?

 Gordon could not have been offered a contract by Second Rangers, simply because he said he wasn’t. If it comes to choosing which ones telling fibbers, then its not too difficult to decide given past form. McCoist, for instance, says he’s a football manager.

 As predicted in Saturdays diary, and by anyone else who understands the working mentality of anyone associated with authority in Scottish football, the two hot balls came out of the bowl together, and Celtic will face Second Rangers in the League Cup.

 Thankfully, with all the baggage associated with what the media call the Old Firm, presumably as a tribute to the now defunct fixture, largely because one of the clubs is defunct, theres a clam voice over all the hullaballoo;

Ally McCoist has appealed for cool heads and calm in the build up to the first meeting of Rangers and Celtic since 2012.

The fierce Glasgow rivals will face each other in the semi-finals of the League Cup on January 31 or February 1.

Wary of the hype and mayhem which might attach itself to a resumption of hostilities, however, McCoist called for all involved to show restraint.

A resumption of hostilities ! Fierce Glasgow rivals !

Good old Ally. But its too late. Its already started, and you don’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to work out where the bile has been bubbling;

Rangers fan threatens to stab

Celtic star Anthony Stokes in

vile tweet just hours after Old Firm

League Cup draw

 

GARY PULLER said he would run on the park and stab Stokes and blow-up his dad – but just hours after posting the message he whined he didn’t mean any harm and his life “was going to be ruined”.

Stokes later said that Puller had apologised and that was the end of it. But its nice to see they haven’t changed their mindset despite changing their club.

 Better get used to it. We’ve got three months of this shite, especially from McCoist, who is over the moon to be big news again.

Ronny Deila played it down , and pointed out where the Ibrox lot stand in the big picture;

“It is no problem for me. There were three good teams there and I think we didn’t get the best one,” the Norwegian told the Sun on Sunday.

“I haven’t been to an Old Firm game before but I am looking forward to experience.

“Everyone knows it is unbelievably important in Glasgow. Everyone is looking forward to a fantastic atmosphere. It’s going to be huge and hopefully we’ll win and make it even better.

“Right now, we are favourites. We are favourites in every game here in Scotland.

“I will of course speak to John Collins about the game, and John Kennedy has played a lot too. The whole club has a lot of experience in those games.” 

The BBC, for instance, gave us this puzzler, from their 606 programme, which is a sort of low brow Radio Clyde phone in;

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 You work them out. I can’t.

There is a way , through patient and well worked debate, to convince those who don’t quite understand what happened to old Rangers;

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 McCoist, though, can’t help himself. In that wonderful, sleekit way of his, he ramped up the tension-by telling everyone to keep calm;

It is only right we make an early appeal for calm.

‘Common sense has to play its part in all of this. I believe there has been a frenzy for this fixture in some quarters. I understand that, I get it. But from a sanity point of view we are talking about a game that’s still three months away.

‘It’s the first Old Firm game in almost three years and I hope all the fans can come along and enjoy. But let’s remember we have a duty and a responsibility here.’ 

And , of course, they will approach the tie with dignity;

‘Unlike the Celtic dressing room there was no hollering when it was made,’ he said. ‘There was a quiet nod of the head from some. That will do for me. 

‘I said: “Great lads, that’s the draw and that’s who we are getting but we’ve got Cowdenbeath on Tuesday.” They all nodded in agreement.

Cowdenbeath ? He’ll meet up with an old friend there. Wonder if the press will work some more on this story, perhaps even ask the Cowdenbeath man to explain himself.

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‘Nothing in the next three months will surprise me or shock me. You don’t need to tell me or my players what this game means.

‘I’m fortunate to have the likes of McCulloch, Miller and Boyd. These boys have been over the course. I looked at the three of them when the draw was made. There was no hooping or hollering or high-fiving.’ 

 No. I’ll bet there wasn’t.

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You see, for us its not a big game. Its a semi final, and one we should expect to win. And win comfortably. Although we do have an extra midfielder on standby, should Ronny need a bit of bite;

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 We can laugh about the game. I’m not sure that the other lot can.

Oh , wait.

McCoist has already called Craig Gordon a liar, and now we have Kris Boyd with a few words of warning for John Guidetti;

“Good for John Guidetti but that’s someone speaking who has never played in an Old Firm game and doesn’t know what he’s in for.

“Until you’ve played in that fixture you don’t know what it takes – anyone can win those games.

“We have five or six players who have been in Old Firm games. I’m not sure about Celtic. It can be an advantage because you know what you’re going into.

“I don’t think it makes sense for anyone to say they’re going to steamroll teams or do this or that or such and such is going down. 

 Fair enough, in one sense, Boyd hardly ever got the nod against Celtic, and thats because he never scored in big games.

“Celtic should concentrate on what they’re doing right now and that means trying to get to the top of the Premiership – the cup will take care of itself.” 

 They really are asking for it.

10-0, 11-0. Its not enough. I want to see the Arbroath Bon Accord game beaten for goals. If they play Mcculloch and Moshni at the back, its more than possible.

 I hate them for making me hate.

 Three months of this shite.

 Still, we should be thankful for small mercies. At least Hugh Dallas won’t be the referee. Thats not to say the man in the middle won’t be one  of the same mindset when the game rolls around, because he probably will, but at least it won’t be Hugh.

 He’s now head of refereeing in Greece, where he is pretty much carrying on where he left off.

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Elsewhere, Stuart McCall has quit as manager of Motherwell. He had started to look like the pressure was getting to him.

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 Graeme Spiers described him as relatively speaking, the most successful manager in Scotland. If he thinks Mccall has been successful , he must be a relative.

Meanwhile, congratulations to local Stoke lad Robbie Williams, who has become a father, and who bizarrely decided to video the whole thing and show it on the web.

 The first time he’s not been the most painful experience in the room, I suppose.

 On Friday, we showed this picture;

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 Which is a list of things that will not be permitted in the ground when Celtic face Astra on Thursday.

 Bit harsh, as I was planning to take my step ladder with me. We’ve not been getting on since my real ladder arrived back on the scene.

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9 years ago

Unlike the Celtic dressing room there was no hollering when it was made

So who was hollering in the Celtic dressing room, Peter Lawwell?

Bawsman
9 years ago

Good stuff, thanks.

I hope there is some lateral thinking going into the banners for Hamdump.

I hate the thought of having to play this tribute act, if, by some miracle, they manage to survive the end of January, then it should be our chance for a massive piss take.

Dan The Man
9 years ago
Reply to  Bawsman

Do you really think they will get them past the Banner Police at Hampden ??? More like a few more will end up in court facing sectarian charges.

holy sea
9 years ago

Excellent diary,Ralph.
However,I thought you might have gave a mention to Baza the Fud,humbled by the mighty Spartans.With him sent to the
stand for fighting with the Clyde fans.Brilliant ! Will he give us
the low down,in the daily dump,where it all went wrong ? Me
thinks not.
Liked McCall’s photo,circa 80’s middle-parting,and the big girl’s blouse,that he is.
Don’t want to mention THEM,we have bigger fish to fry,before
we get round to FRYING,comical Sally,the Sleekit one,and his one paced team.

Bawsman
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

Read a wee snippet somewhere that there could be a few Newcastle loanees heading north at Christmas, I doubt very much if this was a two way deal.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

Meant to mention,special praise for the Green Brigade,on their foodbank collection.
I said to one of the volunteers,when I handed my bags in,if
Lawwell had been down yet,with his bags ?
He said,No,but they were expecting him soon.I told him,the only bags Lawwell has,are under his eyes,from staying up too late,as he counts his massive bonus !

elcormaco
9 years ago

Nice step ladder joke, but its nicked off Harry Hill – I know coz Ive been using it for years!!

Couple of things I d love to see Celtic do now:

1) Refuse to talk about “Old Firm”. Glasgow derby or derby game if you must.
2) Refuse to discuss semi final game at all, until c 1 week before, as normal with any semi final. The MSM are desperate to stir it up, and I imagine by the time game day rolls around the 2nd rangers dressing room walls will be plastered with “inspiration” for the boys in blue cut out from the papers -like the Guidetti stuff where he didnt name any teams but has now been spun into him goading “rangers”
3) When they have to talk about the game in a couple of months, drop in that its a new club, so a new derby game, looking forward to leaving behind the old sectarian element etc etc so when the 2nd Rangers fans inevitably do their usual bigotted shite, we can point it out to Police, media etc and ask that something be done, as we have no history with that team and cant understand their hostility.
4) Distance ourselves from former Celtic players coming out and bigging up the “OF” game by repeating that this is a new Glasgow derby and we have no reason to have any antipathy to them as we ve never played them.
5) Most important of all, go on a great run of wins and get to the top of the league and stay there. To do that I believe we should always play two up front in SPFL games at home. Always.

Raymobhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  elcormaco

1 and 2 seem to have been blown out of the water already, with “Rangers the draw Celtic wanted” on the bbc.
Johansen wading in with “Old Firm” and “watching the games on Norwegian TV”.
I know the SMSM have probably paraphrased but why make it easy for them. Looks like the players dont realise the feeling from a lot of the fans.

corktim
9 years ago
Reply to  elcormaco

Good point 5,2 up front on sat and the saves at the end would have been meaningless, as we would have been out of sight, if the fans can see it why not ronnie!

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago

We played 4-3-3 at the weekend.
A system played week in week out last Season under Lenny.
The problem that affected most of the early games this Season seemed to have returned though…failing to take our chances.
Had we done so John Hughes plan of coming to Celtic Park put 10 men behind the ball and defend a 0-0 Draw would have been blown out the water.
We could have and should have been 3 to 4 up by half time but pish finishing ensured a edgier second half than there really should have been.
Also dubious refereeing I may add by the smiling assassin Thomson after a clear shout for a penalty and “Stamping” that followed?
Yellow card offense now apparently…aye right 😉
This ensured the obligatory nervous final 20 minutes as Yogi’s side decided to play for their point they so desperately tried to hold onto from the get go.
Caley deserved fuck all from this game in my opinion and as a result thankfully that is what they got.
Alot was made about the Zaluska double save at the end (and rightly so) but little was mentioned about the flapping like a sheet in the wind of the corner several minutes previous?

I used to think he was a poor backup for Forster?

Nowt has changed for me there mibees time Fasan stepped up to the mark methinks and we offload this waste of a wage.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

You will probably get your wish,Charie,as Zaluska is out of contract,at the end of the season.

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

Iv’e nothing against the Guy Holy but when you look at the amount of games he has played against the time he has been at Celtic you have to question why it is he was never replaced as it has become fairly obvious he’s not No 1 choice material for a Club like ours.
Mediocre at best which at Celtic=Bench warmer.
I’d rather we gave Fasan more game time and found someone who has experience at the top level and would push Gordon for a start in the meantime whilst Fasan either makes it or not?
28 League Games since 2009 says it all really.

Fuck me Paddy McCourt managed over 60 in his time here and he was made of Balsa Wood.

holy sea
9 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie,I agree with you.
Moreso now,with Gordon picking up wee niggles,here and there.It’s imperative,that we have a good back-up keeper.

Cartvale88
9 years ago

Pity u missed the Bazza point he is a Daily Hers football expert. The hysteria in the press about the semi is already being driven up when the trouble they cause starts they will hold their hands up in horror and blame those Of a Celtic persuasion. Celtic could do with a minder on the field some of Cally’s tackling was a bit heavy wait till Moshni and McCulloch descend, a rerun of the Kayal red card tackle that never was.
Great of the fans to support the food bank, now for thee months of garbage from the south side and MSM.

tam the tim
9 years ago

Good comments elcomarco but wishful thinking I’m afraid. I think we all knew it would be them when the draw was continually mentioned on tv and radio. The next time Ronny Deila is pressed by one of these media arseholes on his views on the ”of” he should say he doesn’t understand the question. As for ex players, it doesn’t matter what they say, the msm are past masters at manipulating what anyone says to them to suit their own ends. When the shit hits the fan in January they will put their hands up in mock horror as usual.
HH

Frankie boy.
9 years ago

Hey Ralph I don’t like the bit where you say Zaluska saved us. If we take all the ifs and buts and what might have beens Celtic should probably won about 8 goals to 2.

andybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  Frankie boy.

Ifs, buts and might have beens…. Jeez, 8-2? Sorry, but the last 10 minutes we were winning 1-0 and Zaluska (granted he made a couple of bad errors) did save us from a draw….FACT.

deadhead67
9 years ago

Yeah it won,t be Dallas senior but it will probably be his love child craig the hun bastard thompson, or maybe his legitimate wean dallas junior

deadhead67
9 years ago

Dont usually watch the awful excuse of a program sportscene but watched to see the Penalty not given first was a diving handball,then a tackle that got nowhere near the ball,and the idiot pundits said it could not be a pen as Gudetti was not running,dont remember that law being added to the book ,must be in the special book that only applies to one team

andybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  deadhead67

Have you not seen that rule deadhead? It’s in the Ferret fuckers,Goat worrier and Funny handshake Monthly. A must read for all the masonic brotherhood in the SFA and even for the dim witted amongst them (all of them), a pictorial guide for incidents involving Celtic games, reminiscent of the You are the Ref in the NTV/ Shoot magazine, but more likely the NTV’s slant on the corrupt nature of the Scottish game.

BroxburnBhoy
9 years ago

Program notes – What an opportunity to make sure that we insert a practical, factual and non delusional history of what happened to the Oldco – liquated as a result of financial wrongdoing i.e. ceasing to exist. Listing creditors owned money just in case we all forget including Her Majesty’s Tax Service. Also to list the short history of the Newco and their journey so far in the minor leagues, together with their honours. Other clubs have been scared off, we should not be. Then we can focus on playing a lower league opponent. I agree with Mr. Delia on this one, we could have drawn stiffer opposition. In footballing terms the newco is the path of least resistance 🙂

Raymobhoy
9 years ago

Typical McCoist. Appealing for calm and then making snide, inflammatory comments all the way up to the game.

greenmeastro
9 years ago

Didn’t anyone notice McCoist outside the Celtic dressing room with his tumbler held to the door?

Charlie Saiz
9 years ago
Reply to  greenmeastro

Allys tumbler….

http://youtu.be/3r7vzo4R3YE

greenmeastro
9 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

straight from the training ground that one.

andybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  greenmeastro

If he did that now, it would register on the Richter scale.
If Fatberg Sally did it, there would be a mass extinction.

John Graham
9 years ago

Raising the living wage doesn’t do any good. All this does is push prices up. If we cap what the high wage earners are getting then tweaking the wages at the bottom will be seen to make a big difference.

andybhoy
9 years ago
Reply to  John Graham

??????

holy sea
9 years ago

Just watched ‘blueboy ‘ Tanner talking deliberate shite again on Sky.Reading from notes,yip,”the last time the 2 clubs met in the Scottish Cup,was in 2010,when ex-Celtic player Beattie,scored
to knock Celtic out and put Hearts through to the final”
We pumped the jam farts at this stage of the cup,7-0,last
season.And it was the 2012 semi,not 2010,when Norris gave them a penalty,against Ledley,that never was.
If this is the shite Tanner is coming up with,trying to
rewrite history,God help us,with the crap,we are going to get when we play Sevco.

holy sea
9 years ago

Surprised to see Darren O’Dea wearing a poppy,when he made the Scottish Cup draw ?
Maybe the poppy police made him wear one !

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