The World and its wife welcomed Ronnie Deila to Paradise today.
The new Celtic Manager will no doubt be heartened by these warm words of welcome that we have gathered here:
” Aw fuck, he’s already sold me once ” –Stefan Johansen
” I’ve got all her cookery books ” – Scott Brown
” I saw the contract last week “-Hugh Keevins
” Who ? ” – Mainstream Scottish Media
” Artur Jorge for Assistant, you heard it here first!”-Hugh Keevins
“Ronnie Deila….wow the name reminds me of some soft jazz at Ronnie Scotts, I can play Elton John on piano you know” – Graham Speirs
“Does he know the words to any banned songs” – FoCUS
“Dammit, we wanted him too….need someone to play at the back with Lee McCulloch!” – Rangers International Holding Holding Ltd
“Celtic signed Delia Smith, if its no Walter then I’m no interested” – Chick Young
“Shove it up your arse” – Roy Keane
“Im sure Ronnie will feel right at home. Its 6 quid a pint in Norway, the same price as in the Kerrydale Bar!’ – Peter Lawwell
“Haud on a minute, what the feck rhymes with Deila?” – The Green Brigade
” A Norwegian, is that a Glaswegian from up Sighthill way?” – Charlie Nicholas
“F*cker, I knew I should have accepted that reverse charge call!” – Mr M Mackay, Cardiff Travelodge
“He looks like he already misses playing The Rangers!” – Darryl King
“Hmmm Norwegian prawns, what, where was I, who?” – Derek Johnstone
“I think its a shame that a decent Scots manager couldnt get the gig, like Tommy Wright or Pat Fenlon. Who agrees with me, anyone?” – Danny Alexander
“I cannae go they folk who show their arses!” – Robert Fleck, Rangers Retirement Home
“Director of Football you say?…hey Pedro, call me!” – Gordon Smith, his parents hoose.
“We havenae a scooby, now listen to us waffle for hours anyway” – BBC Sports Scotland
“A manager who is young, intelligent, used to developing new talent and making massive strides in his career and reputation, that sounds a right daft idea!” – Rangers fans everywhere.
Pisses all over Only An Excuse
Another cheap option from pirate pete
NO WAY NORWAY STOP THE BLOODY WHALING
STOP POSTING AND I’LL STOP SHOUTING,WANKER.
Me…Big P….off officially name our new coach
Deil Bhoy……and you know it will stick…he srips off and does crazy things so yep that’s our Deil!!!!
“Smacks of desperation” – Craig Burley.
And that’s a real one.
‘He’ll be desperate when I smack him, Craig Burley’ That’s a real one too.
“Ronnie, tea two sugars and just a touch of milk” ~ John Park
Desi
Sore sides – Ta!
“Celtic take their cue for success in winning leagues from ‘Gers with young talented manager.” – Daily Toilet Roll.
Maybe not true but definitely the hidden meaning behind any headline.
“Ronny Deila in trouble with SFA as McCoist whispers a welcome to him outside Greggs” – The whole of the Scottish media.
H H
Yaeee, yaeee, yaeee!! I have just seen that Spiers agrees with my diary comment! Yaeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
“Spiers on Sport: Ronny Deila, a risk worth taking by Celtic”
H H
I am pleased we steered well clear of the usual suspects myself and have gone for a young Manager who has a real hunger for the game and wants it played the right way.
ie The Celtic Way.
I can see the Sick Note Bhoys heading for the exits as we speak with rumours John Collins might be getting the Gig at No2.
Hope to fuck Tony Watt get’s a frash crack at it under the new man and I hope to fuck he grabs it this time.
Welcome to Celtic Ronnie
HH
Ronny’
Welcome to Celtic. I’m glad too its some one from left field. The thought of pretending to be excited by Owen Coyle or Moyes was pretty grim
Give the guy a chance, let’s see how he goes, certainly not gonna diss the appointment till he’s had a bit of time, unlike some others on here. Ahem.
Welcome to the good guys Delia, let’s be having you.hh
John Collins?
No, thanks.
Am i the only one who thinks ,,,,,,in a round.about.way Ronny is ideal?????
Welcome Ronnie, glad it wasn’t Moyes,Clarke, Keane or Malky .Give the guy a chance although pistol Pete probably rubber stamped it cos the guy was cheap ! Got a feeling all this was done and dusted weeks/ months ago.
I don’t get the negativity (unless it’s hundercovers).
We’ve got a manager who is young, hungry and insists his teams play fast attacking football and he gives the youth a chance.
Is this not we all wanted?
I doff my hat to Peter Lawell – he’s played a blinder here.
6 quid a pint in Norway?
Tell me where!!!
I didnt saw what was in the pint mind!