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Celtic Diary Tuesday December 31

As another year draws to a close, its time to have a look at the world around us and ask ourselves how we can make things a little better in 2014.

For instance,   forming opinions based on ignorance, prejudice and fear is responsible for fifty percent of all the violence and suffering in the world today. The other half is down to Rangers supporters, and we must keep up the pressure to drive them out of existence.

Ach, just kidding. sure I watched a film about empowering women, and removing the stereotypes associated with them. It was called thelma and Louise and the heroes died due to piss poor driving.

Joking apart, thats what we should be doing though, looking forward, and not looking back. As the tv stations -wow, how old am I,  really ? they’re called channels now-prepare endless reviews of the year for us all to watch we should all turn our heads away and look towards the year ahead of us instead.

Here at Etims we are going to keep our look back at the year fairly brief;

 

 

So, what of the future ?

While we can confidently expect another double win for Celtic, Thatcher can , regrettably, only die the once, so we need something else to look forward to. Whilst watching re-runs of the football on tape is acceptable and can even be enjoyable, theres only so many times you can watch a funeral.

So, whats on the agenda for 2014 ?

Kris Commons has signed a new contract,

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Though it is in the Sun, so lets get word from Mrs Kris Commons, who should know about these sort of things.

I hope what I’m reading is true!!!

Oh. Well, I hope its true. Commons has turned out to be worth every penny of the £300,000 we paid for him, and do you know something, if Derby had held out for a wee bit more, he’d have been worth it.

Play him as a striker and we would have someone else signed for next to nothing who turned out to be something special.

Like this guy

Sorry, I meant this one.

Did you know that the top rate of income tax in France just went up to 75% ?

He does. And he has asked someone what its like at Celtic Park;

But needs time to work on his ability to stand on one leg , like our other signing targets can.

As soon as he gets that sorted, then Lawwell is interested.

Alfred Finnbogasson is going to stay at Heerenveen until the end of the season, according to his agent  Kees Ploegsma, who said;

“We have had contact from many teams for Alfred.

“I think in June he will make the move. At this moment no team has spoken directly with Heerenveen.

“We have spoken to the Roma technical director, Walter Sabatini. But we spoke about many subjects not just Alfred.”

The little story we heard about Samaras being told he’s going to Hull for £1m seems to have reached the press. Well, the Hull Daily Mail , at any rate;

” Hull City are preparing to tempt Scottish champions Celtic by tabling a £1m offer for striker Georgios Samaras when the transfer window opens tomorrow. With Samaras’ current contract due to expire at the end of the season and little prospect of an extension being signed, Celtic boss Neil Lennon has become increasingly resigned to losing the Greece international.

With Bruce aiming to add a proven goal-threat to his ranks, Samaras fits that bill ”

Er, should we tell them, or just take the money ?

If that little story about Lawwell telling him to go or else  is true-and I think we should be told-then its Lawwell who should be chased. Whatever the failings of our very own Greek God/ Tragedy (depending on how he performed in his last outing ) he deserves to be treated better than that.  Lawwell himself has earned nowhere near the respect Samaras has in the supporters eyes, and he needs to move quickly to deny this story.

Thats if its not true , of course.

Scotzine on line magazine asks the question

Will Rangers ever compete with Celtic again for the title?

Here we go again…..

So, given that Rangers cannot compete with anyone for anything ever again, after due consideration the answer is no.

Next week , in Scotzine;

” The Pope . Catholic or what ? ”

There might be a Diary tomorrow, depending on whether or not  I can stay off the drink tonight  -I’m not optimistic-if there isn’t its because I’m still in bed.

Celtic play Partick tomorrow, and we’ll probably beat them.

Another match preview like that one and the contract from Scotzine will be winging its way towards me by tea-time.

Joe Craig, once of Partick and Celtic , has a son called Steven who plays for the Firhill flyers. Well done to Babs for that one.

And well done to Babs for setting the pace in getting sponsorship money from Australian beer companies every time she comments on the Diary-thats the sort of forward thinking we need around here ;

Babs HH December 30, 2013 at 2:49 pm · Edit · Reply →

Joe Craig played for Celtic in 67 and his son Steven now plays for Partick.. xxxx

 

By the way, I quit smoking on Saturday as well.

Got one of those e-cigs for Christmas and its working.

So, in 2013, I quit drinking and smoking.

Actually, lets not bother with this whole looking forward thingy. Doesn’t seem a lot of point.

Happy New Year, everybody and thanks for reading this shite this year.

Be Safe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mac
10 years ago

Stef Craig no longer plays for Partick, Joe is a good Tim though, hail hail

binkabhoy
10 years ago

Happy Hogmanay Ralph!x

a light insanity
10 years ago

Brilliant reading. Thanks Ralph. Brightened up the day. No given the dreich weather that is impossible. But thanks for trying.

10 years ago

Its been a pleasure to read all year, and we definitely have plenty tae look forward tae next year, another funeral over at the BIGOTDOME hopefully.. Happy New Year all of Timland. Hail Hail, KTF

Babs HH
10 years ago

Awwww HoopyNew Yr to all at Etims and to the members.. 🙂 And Babs has something exciting in the pipeline for 2014 which some of the members maybe interested in doing… shall be in touch.. 😉 xxxx

Mike Annis
10 years ago

Thanks for lighting up each day and have a good New Year

Greenjedi
10 years ago

Samaras has earned a lot respect over the last 6 years or so, but every time he walks on to the pitch and not give a toss (which is most of them recently) proves we are right to chase him. Plenty of players have seen out their contracts and still worked hard in every game before they left.

MARTIN CLARK
10 years ago

Steven Craig plays for Wycombe and not Partick.

Chuck
10 years ago

Thanks for all your entertaining commentary and the accurate inside information…well, once or twice..throughout the year. Have a good New Year.

Monti
10 years ago

Can I drive Samaras to Hull?

MickeybhoyATL
10 years ago

Aw ra best for the new year Ralph, diaries are brilliant each and every day. Cheers

Christifart
10 years ago

Happy New Year everyone!

Christifart
10 years ago

PS I ripped off your Thelma and Louise joke as my own as it made me cough up a lung! Brilliant! I love the Diary so well done we all appreciate your hard work!

acoustamatix
10 years ago

Keep up the good work lads, nothing beats an etims fix (except for a lot of things but it’s right up there) and your dedication can’t be questioned. Here’s to you guys! Cheers!

schoosh71
10 years ago

Couldn’t agree more, play KC at CF and we have a 20+ goal a year striker, that we need in the SPhell. Happy New Year. HH

Buckie
10 years ago

Happy new year to all at the diary and all the punters that read it all the best for 2014.
Samaras I would chase him after the st Johnstone game but after the Inverness game I would shoot him fn lazy basa and if I was on the bench I would be at lennons door asking why that piece of mince got 90 minutes
That’s my last moan of this year only positive things for next year.

tam the tim
10 years ago

Joe Craig never played for the Tic in 1967. I think it was a guy called Jim.
HH

Patrickq
10 years ago

Would Commons have scored without Gio’s lovely lay off? And Skoosh should have after Sammy’s step over. Some of the correspondents on here are obviously kick and rush merchants.

Stevie
10 years ago

Name bloody rumour mill, what’s going on?
Sorry, just moaning like my fellow tims.
HNY to all at etims, keep the green flag flying high!

Monti
10 years ago

Samaras & I have just stopped at the Carlisle services for a brew……on the way to Hull! 🙂

Babs HH
10 years ago

For anyone intersted… maybe Etims could post this in January’s fanzine?? 🙂 xxxx

BIGGEST FACEBOOK CELTIC SUPPORTERS HUDDLE ON TOP OF BEN NEVIS 2014…. WHO IS IN??? PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AT THE POSSIBLE DATES AND POST YOUR NAME AND WHAT DATE WOULD SUIT YOU BEST… MAJORITY RULES.. THE BIGGEST HUDDLE WAS ACHIEVED THIS YEAR BUT THIS IS FOR FACEBOOK CELTIC SUPPORTERS. ALL DOING IT FOR THE CHOSEN CHARITIES OF THEIR CHOICE.. BABS-HH Xxxxx

Possible dates:
June 2014: sat 21, sun 22, sat 28, sun 29,
July 2014: sat 5 sun 6, sat 12 sun 13,
August 2014: sat 2 sun 3, sat 9, sun 10, sat 16, sun 17

Steveo
10 years ago

Yes Ralph really enjoy your Diary numerous laff out loud jokes every week.

Keep up great work always puts a smile on my face!! To abody else wishing you a healthy wealthy & propserous 2014 to you & yours

Aurelio Zen
10 years ago

My posts are as frequent as seeing a handsome hun but as Milton nearly said ‘he also serves who only stands and lurks’,but your auld nonsense is addictive and I always look forward to the next fix. I salute your indefatigability.
All the best to you and all Etmers for the New Year.
Hail Hail

holy sea
10 years ago

Ralph, a wordsmith of the highest order ( sounds masonic )
Your humourous pieces, have me in pieces many a time.

My WISH for 2014, no more Celtic fan IN-FIGHTING.
Look where the REAL ENEMY are, just keep LAUGHING at the
turmoils at Ibrokes,as fat Sally is bound to combust in 2014.

A HAPPY GREEN NEW YEAR TO ALL TIMS !!

Charlie Saiz
10 years ago

Happy New Year when it comes.
My New Years wish is for Celtic Football Club to get it’s shite together in January bring in some quality,get Bangura,Samaras and Ledley punted and for the fans to get back to concentrating on the team on the Park and not all the shite going on off it….

HH

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